THE SEVENTY-FIVE YEAR OLD HSR FINALLY GETS HIS CHANCE TO MAN THE HOT DOG STAND AT THE LOCAL PARK ON A NICE, 75 DEGREE, COOL, AND PARTLY-CLOUDY AFTERNOON,
AND THE PARENTS ARE PUSHING STROLLERS, AND SOCCER MOMS ARE WATCHING THEIR KIDS,
AND THE OTHER CHILDREN ARE PLAYING BY THE SAND AND SWINGS, AND THIS NICE TEENAGE COUPLE COMES UP TO HSR AND ASKS, "HELLO, SIR, MAY WE HAVE TWO HOT CHILI DOGS WITH CHEESE, PLEASE?" AND THE HSR SAYS, "SURE, COMING RIGHT UP!," AND THE YOUNG MAN GIVES THE HSR A FIVE DOLLAR BILL AND SAYS, "KEEP THE CHANGE, SIR!" TO WHICH THE HSR RESPONDS, "THANKS A LOT YOU YOUNG FOLK!" AND HE THINKS TO HIMSELF, AS THEY WALK OFF...
"NOW, THERE'S A NICE COUPLE, AND THE WORLD STILL MAY HAVE HOPE YET!" THEN FOUR NEIGHBORHOOD YOUNGSTERS COME UP TO THE HSR AND THE TALLEST ONE STARES AT THE HSR WHILE LOOKING HIM UP AND DOWN ONCE TO SIZE HIM UP, AND HE SAYS, "HEY, MISTER, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AROUND THIS PARK BEFORE, AND WE SPEAK FOR ALL OF THE KIDS HERE, YA KNOW!" AND HSR SPEAKS BACK, "WELL THAT'S FINE WITH ME, BUT I HEARD SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOUR PARK HERE!" AND A MIDDLE SIZE BOY ASKS, " SOMETHING LIKE WHAT?" AND HSR WARNS, "I HEAR SOME SPIES MIGHT BE COMING AROUND HERE TODAY TO SEE IF THEY CAN FILL THIS PARK UP WITH OFFICE BUILDINGS...
AND IF I SEE THEM, I'LL POINT THEM OUT TO YOU REAL QUICK, AND THEN YOU CAN RUN UP ON THEM AND TALK TO THEM, AND TELL THEM YOUR STORY." AND ANOTHER BOY INTERRUPTS, "I AIN'T TELLING NO STORY!...I'MA TELL 'UM THE TRUTH! THIS PARK AIN'T GOING NOWHERE!" AND HSR, FEELING LIKE HE MIGHT NOW HAVE A CONNECTION, SAYS, "HEY, WHY DON'T I JUST GIVE YOU GUYS FREE HOT DOGS WITH ALL OF THE TOPPINGS...AND IT'S ON THE HOUSE!" AND THE SMALLEST BOY ALMOST CRIES AND SAYS, "INSTEAD OF PUTTING THEM ON A HOUSE, JUST GIVE 'UM TO US!" AND HSR CHUCKLES AND SAYS, "YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! HERE YOU GUYS GO. AND WHEN I SEE THOSE SPIES, I'LL GIVE YOU A SIGNAL. BUT UNTIL THEN JUST, JUST GRAB A SIT-DOWN AND ENJOY!" AND THE KIDS SAY, "THANKS MISTER, WE'RE STARVIN'!...
...AND WE'RE GONNA HAVETA TELL THOSE SPIES TO LEAVE OUR PARK ALONE!"...and all of this is a good education for the kids to promote healthy outdoor living and activities, open-air interpersonal relationships, coalition-building, asset protection, and the list can go on, however, your "I have a friend, who after chewing, pies, cakes, and chocolates, spits them out, so that stuff won't go down into the stomach and cause possible weight gain" smile just wants all of the parks to stay free, along with the shade, the benches, and the sweet cool breezes they offer!
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"A wise man once told me that there is little difference between holding your head high, and sticking your neck out!"
Man!...
AND THE PARENTS ARE PUSHING STROLLERS, AND SOCCER MOMS ARE WATCHING THEIR KIDS,
AND THE OTHER CHILDREN ARE PLAYING BY THE SAND AND SWINGS, AND THIS NICE TEENAGE COUPLE COMES UP TO HSR AND ASKS, "HELLO, SIR, MAY WE HAVE TWO HOT CHILI DOGS WITH CHEESE, PLEASE?" AND THE HSR SAYS, "SURE, COMING RIGHT UP!," AND THE YOUNG MAN GIVES THE HSR A FIVE DOLLAR BILL AND SAYS, "KEEP THE CHANGE, SIR!" TO WHICH THE HSR RESPONDS, "THANKS A LOT YOU YOUNG FOLK!" AND HE THINKS TO HIMSELF, AS THEY WALK OFF...
"NOW, THERE'S A NICE COUPLE, AND THE WORLD STILL MAY HAVE HOPE YET!" THEN FOUR NEIGHBORHOOD YOUNGSTERS COME UP TO THE HSR AND THE TALLEST ONE STARES AT THE HSR WHILE LOOKING HIM UP AND DOWN ONCE TO SIZE HIM UP, AND HE SAYS, "HEY, MISTER, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AROUND THIS PARK BEFORE, AND WE SPEAK FOR ALL OF THE KIDS HERE, YA KNOW!" AND HSR SPEAKS BACK, "WELL THAT'S FINE WITH ME, BUT I HEARD SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOUR PARK HERE!" AND A MIDDLE SIZE BOY ASKS, " SOMETHING LIKE WHAT?" AND HSR WARNS, "I HEAR SOME SPIES MIGHT BE COMING AROUND HERE TODAY TO SEE IF THEY CAN FILL THIS PARK UP WITH OFFICE BUILDINGS...
AND IF I SEE THEM, I'LL POINT THEM OUT TO YOU REAL QUICK, AND THEN YOU CAN RUN UP ON THEM AND TALK TO THEM, AND TELL THEM YOUR STORY." AND ANOTHER BOY INTERRUPTS, "I AIN'T TELLING NO STORY!...I'MA TELL 'UM THE TRUTH! THIS PARK AIN'T GOING NOWHERE!" AND HSR, FEELING LIKE HE MIGHT NOW HAVE A CONNECTION, SAYS, "HEY, WHY DON'T I JUST GIVE YOU GUYS FREE HOT DOGS WITH ALL OF THE TOPPINGS...AND IT'S ON THE HOUSE!" AND THE SMALLEST BOY ALMOST CRIES AND SAYS, "INSTEAD OF PUTTING THEM ON A HOUSE, JUST GIVE 'UM TO US!" AND HSR CHUCKLES AND SAYS, "YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! HERE YOU GUYS GO. AND WHEN I SEE THOSE SPIES, I'LL GIVE YOU A SIGNAL. BUT UNTIL THEN JUST, JUST GRAB A SIT-DOWN AND ENJOY!" AND THE KIDS SAY, "THANKS MISTER, WE'RE STARVIN'!...
...AND WE'RE GONNA HAVETA TELL THOSE SPIES TO LEAVE OUR PARK ALONE!"...and all of this is a good education for the kids to promote healthy outdoor living and activities, open-air interpersonal relationships, coalition-building, asset protection, and the list can go on, however, your "I have a friend, who after chewing, pies, cakes, and chocolates, spits them out, so that stuff won't go down into the stomach and cause possible weight gain" smile just wants all of the parks to stay free, along with the shade, the benches, and the sweet cool breezes they offer!
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"A wise man once told me that there is little difference between holding your head high, and sticking your neck out!"
Man!...
You should see his dental office!…
He not only has candy sweets on his waiting room wall!...
…he has the really good stuff!...even pies and cakes!...
And you don't even need an appointment!
…he has the really good stuff!...even pies and cakes!...
And you don't even need an appointment!
The Doctor takes this approach, he says, for good
reasons…
He says “try not to have cognitive dissonance in your life…
…”you know…
…”ruminating over conflicting emotions at the same time.
…”like when opposite feelings collide head-on!”
In other words, he’s my kind of guy!
He says “Why deny yourself?
"If you like it…do it!…”
…it almost sounds like a lesson in "like!"
...He says, "Just oogle the chocolates we placed over here, with and without peanut butter and/or
nuts!
"And behold, the suckers over there!
"Whereas, right over here, are the best and most popular gums
..."and here in front of us, in the refridgerator…we have …
"many World Brands of ice cream and ice cream sandwiches"...
He says don’t be fearful of your sugar cravings…
And the real kicker is that he has a…
…Goodie Of The Week!...
…and this time, it’s one of my best favorites!...
…All natural and fruity pastries!...
…instead, I am invited to indulge in them to my heart’s desire!
…and that way…
…there’s a chance to...
...become desensitized to...and to develop self control over, all of those excessive excitements to sugary sweets...
Too much is not good for you!
The dentist does this so that in the future, when you come face-to-face, again, with colossal confections...
...you can supremely exercise, with certainty, wise portion control.
...become desensitized to...and to develop self control over, all of those excessive excitements to sugary sweets...
Too much is not good for you!
The dentist does this so that in the future, when you come face-to-face, again, with colossal confections...
...you can supremely exercise, with certainty, wise portion control.
But I was also thinking…
…Could this be a slick marketing ploy…
…to draw the people in?...
Well, I think it’s working…
…because all kinds of people are now in his packed waiting room!
One woman said that she actually lost visible weight by adjusting her diet and having one of the Doctor's goodies...
...four times a week!
Oh, yes...and Dr. Winge poses a question:
..."What's life without a little sweet tooth?"
May you have many...please don't try to get everything done in one day; that's why they have this thing called tomorrow!...eating fruits and vegetables frequently, brings you nanoclose to the ecoessence of Earth!...someone please calculate the number of days that it takes for us to eat our own body weight in food!...smiles!
...four times a week!
Oh, yes...and Dr. Winge poses a question:
..."What's life without a little sweet tooth?"
May you have many...please don't try to get everything done in one day; that's why they have this thing called tomorrow!...eating fruits and vegetables frequently, brings you nanoclose to the ecoessence of Earth!...someone please calculate the number of days that it takes for us to eat our own body weight in food!...smiles!
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