BUT IF YOU COME AND HELP OUT, YOU HAVE TO HELP THE LADIES CHANGE THEIR CLOTHES BETWEEN CATWALKS, AND YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO STARE AT THE LADIES TO MAKE THEM UNCOMFORTABLE, SO...DO YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD DO THAT?" AND HSR SIGHS, "YES, I PROMISE THAT I WON'T STARE...TOO MUCH!" SO THAT DAY COMES, AND HSR IS SHOWN TO THE RACK THAT HE IS SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF...
...AND EACH DRESS IS SUPPOSEDLY WORTH AT LEAST $5,000, AND THE DESIGNER WALKS BY...
AND LOOKS HSR UP AND DOWN TWICE AND SAYS, "IF YOU MESS UP, YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN! GOT THAT!" AND HSR BLURTS BACK WITH A SALUTE, "YES, SIR!" AND THE DESIGNER MURMURS, "THAT'S BETTER!" SO ALL OF THE MODELS WALK IN...
...AND KALEB, WHO IS TALKING AND WEARING AN EARPHONE/MIC COMBO, WALKS BY FAST, AND SAYS TO HSR, "OKAY, MAN, LET'S GET THIS SHOW SMOKIN'!" WHICH MEANS THAT THE FIRST MODELS STRIP DOWN TO THEIR SKIVVIES, AND HSR GIVES THEM THEIR OUTFITS AND HELPS TO STRAIGHTEN AND ZIP THEM UP ON THE GIRLS, THEN GIVES EACH OF THEM THE RIGHT PAIR OF SHOES, AND SENDS THEM ON THEIR WAYS, AND AFTER A WHILE, NEAR THE END OF THE EXHIBITION, SOME OF THE MODELS GET A LITTLE TIRED, AND TWO OF THEM GO OFF INTO A CORNER OF THE ROOM, AND THEY PULL OUT SOME "ENERGIZER" OUT OF THEIR PURSES, BUT THE HSR SEES THIS AND RUNS OVER TO THE GIRLS AND SAYS, "LADIES, YOU JUST HAVE TWO CHANGES LEFT TO WALK, SO I NEED YOU TO GET BACK IN LINE AND BE PROFESSIONALS ABOUT THIS! PLUS I HAVE SOMETHING PLANNED FOR YOU TWO AFTER THE SHOW! (HE DOESN'T) IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN," AND HE GIVES THEM BOTH A WINK OF THE EYE...(HE'S LYING!)..."NOW, TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF...AND PUT THESE ON, YOU TWO!" AND THEY SHRUGGINGLY OBEY HIM, BUT BEFORE THEY GO TO THE CATWALK, THEY WHISPER BACK TO HSR, "YOU PROMISE! TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!" THEN, AFTER THE SHOW IS OVER, THE DESIGNER AND KALEB DRAG HSR OUT TO BOW
WITH THE OTHER CREW TO THE STANDING-OVATION AUDIENCE...AND AN ENCORE BOW...AND THE TWO MODELS BOTH TAKE HSR BY EACH ARM, AND THEY SAY, "WE'RE NOT LETTING YOU OUT OF OUR SIGHT!" AS EVERYBODY WALKS OFF STAGE, AND THE DESIGNER SWERVES BY THE HSR AND HANDS HIM AN ENVELOPE THAT HAS A LITTLE THICKNESS TO IT, AND HE SAYS TO HSR, "IMMENSE THANKS FOR KEEPING THE GIRLS AND THE CLOTHES RIGHT ON TIME...I'M FLYING OUT TO MILAN NEXT WEEK FOR TWO SHOWS, AND I ABSOLUTELY NEED YOU AND KALEB...ARE YOU AVAILABLE?" AND HSR RESPONDS...wait doctor blogger...please, wait...don't tell me his answer yet, cause he has yet to look in the envelope he just received, and because my "tonight, I am going to dance in the moonlight to my favorite meditative music" smile, has a previous engagement in Monaco!
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"The lips have the ultimate power over the smile!" -Ralph Winge, D.D.S.
Aaah!
Yes...it is the lips that impart characters, emotions, and meanings to the infinite numbers of our smiles!
So it is very necessary that we practice adequate lip care, at least with a daily balm, especially when experiencing extreme weather.
And, ladies have a latitudinal social license to add so much more to their "curtains of the smile!":
They can start with a clear or nude color for a sensual naturalness...
Or choose the go-to, always-dependable red...
Or a transitioning ombre style...
Or one lip can be dressed differently than the other...
And ladies around the world can approximate the colors of their national flags...
Starry lights, starry nights!
Mesmerize me!
But wait...there's more!
May you have many...do people riding on the long subway sometimes think the same thoughts...is there a way to get another ticket to life on planet Earth?...will you do what you want to do, whether you like it or not?...smiles!
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