A Vampire Asks Me To Fix His Tooth After He Bumps It At “Bloody Mary’s Bar!”… Part 1.

Hey!...do you have a Halloween costume picked out yet?

Be a super-hero or a super-she-ro!...or anything else!...but I beg you, do not wear the...Emperor's New Clothes!...

...Well, as you think about your upcoming attire...your "now don't get me wrong...I love  bright, sunny days, but I also like the introspection that I am forced to do when it's dreary and raining outside!" smile is ready...set...GO!...WHEN THAT HALLOWEEN PARTY COMES UP...WATCH OUT!...YOUR BODY'S SCREAMING!...

"I'VE GOT ENERGY TO BURN, AND "PEOPLE BETTA LEARN!"" SAYS THE BIG SISTER!...

AND THE LITTLE SISTER IS KEEPING UP!...

SPEAKING OF HALLOWEEN...

LET'S SEE OUR FAVORITE ADDAMS FAMILY TEAR UP THE RUG!...

GOMEZ IS ON THE LOOSE!...

LURCH, MY MAN, WANNA SHOW US SOME MOVES?!...

AND LURCH NODS, "HMMMM!"...

COME ON LURCH, GET ON DOWN!...

WOW!...

YOU KNOW THE "STANKY LEG," TOO?,  LURCH!"...

MOMMY, MOMMY...LOOK AT ME!...

HEY LURCH...CHECK ME OUT!...CAN YOU KEEP UP?...

AND LURCH SAYS, "HMMMMM!"...

AND LURCH THINKS, "ARE YOU KIDDING...WATCH THIS!"...

GET READY, UNCLE FESTER!...

WATCH!...IT'S GOING DOWN!...

AND NOW LURCH IS "FREESTYLING WITH A TWIST!"...

UH, OH...LOOK WHAT WE DONE STARTED!...

"AAH, MY DARLING MORTICIA!...ALL OF THIS ACTIVITY IS MAKING ME LOVE YOU EVEN MORE!...

SPEAK FRENCH TO ME AGAIN!"...

YO! UNCLE FESTER, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO "STANKY LEG?"...

OH, WELL...

HAPPY 'WEEN!
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“We play with the hand that we are dealt in life...but it's wise and okay to have some extra cards up your sleeves!“  

I, Dr. Olivia McCaries, am just about to close my dental office for the day one night in October, and unexpectedly, I get a knock on the front door.

So, I walk on over and open the door, and OMG!...

I notice that it's the famous Dr. Vamp himself!

And he looks at me in a very complex way...and says...

"Dr. McCaries, I notice that you're new to the area, and I hope that you can help me with my important emergency!"

"What's the matter," I ask.

"Well, it's sort of a long story," Dr. Vamp lets on.

"Please, have a seat right here next to me, and tell me all about it...I have time," counsels Dr. McCaries.

"Why, thank you. Well, it started like this," says Dr. Vamp, as he spreads out,

then sits on his beautiful black, sheet-sized, grand velvet and cashmere cape...

"Earlier tonight, just after sunset, of course, I walked  into my favorite haunt, "Bloody Mary's Bar" which is graced with an over-sized portrait of the greatest movie character ever, I think, in the reception room...

...Ol' Frankie, Baby!

" And the club is, as predicted...jam-packed and bumpin'...and people are just as free and as loony as ever!..

and my favorite dancer, Roxy Deepinya, is there unabashedly stirring things up as only she can!

And many beautiful people are only trying to truthfully and enthusiastically prove a point!..

Oh, wow!

And then, the DJ puts on my favorite jam: “The Freaks Come Out At Night!”

Even my long cape was curling and whipping around lively as I walked among the entranced dancers.

And other people were lined up to sample some of the rare red vintage...

...bottled in 1369 A.D., at $1,000 a shot!

And while walking through the vibrant and kenetic crowd, I saw over in the corner, an amorous couple, and I tell them to "Get A Room!"

And, you can probably guess, they paid me no mind!

Oh, and up on the big screen overhead...

 a scene from my favorite movie is playing...and yes, it still makes my stuff curdle after all of these centuries!

Hey, everyone's having a good time at this party in October...being someone that they can't be all year long!...

And in this club, known to regulars and Vampires alike...it's hard to distinguish who may be a willing victim, and who may be a thirsty perpetrator...

However,  most willing victims come here because they seek, and desperately desire, to be seduced!

Well, Dr. Olivia McCaries, the crux of my problem started when I saw this beautiful model just sashaying and flaunting around with her long, perfect, and voluptuous neck, with an extraordinarily-succulent and defined sternocleidomastoid muscle...

...passing right by me, and even reaching out and pinching me firmly on my cheek...like she's just itching for a encounter with me!

She knows me...we've even talked before. And she knows that I'm all "O. G. Vamp!"

OMG! But when she just teasingly laid her Virgin Neck bare, just inches away from my jaws...right closely in front of me...there for the taking...for all to see and salivate over... 

 ...well, all of the male Vamps in the place, including myself,  just swooned, dreamed, and simultaneously drooled...

So what was I supposed to do...I have a rep to keep up...so when a spectacular beauty just heaves it in my face, and everyone's watching to see if I'm going to be a true-to-form Vamp about it...

...shucks, I admit...I just lost it, and came in almost nano-close...seeking a most sensuous and pleasurable...

...enamel seduction!

But!...

And it's a big "But!"

Her companion, who is a Day-Walking Non-Vamp, didn't like my Dentinal/Hemoglobin Intimacy with her one little bit!

Needless to say, that hunk asked us "What's going on!"

And to her surprise she moved her head quickly as a reflex, which made me bump my tooth! 

And that, Dr. Mc Caries, is how I came about to need your reparative services to fix my tooth, right now, if possible...pretty please!

And I'll gladly pay you up front in cash...you take Transylvanian currency, right?

And, Doctor...after you're finished, can I go out and get a...bite? I'm famished!"

And Dr. Olivia Mc Caries, who is no push-over herself...

...smiles and says to the patient, "Dr. Vamp, please follow me to my "Unique Dental Services Chamber!"...

They walk past several nice treatment rooms, like this...

And this...

And they finally get to the back of the office, which makes Dr. Vamp delightfully anticipatory, and Dr. McCaries pushes a secret button on a pedestal, and...

...Wallah!...a wall opens up!...

And when Dr. Vamp sees her "Alternative Dental Services Chamber"...

...he gets weak in the knees and cries, "I never thought that I would see Great "Low-Light" Dentistry in any of my life times!, Dr. McCaries!"

"Why, thank you! Our safe and therapeutic hemophilic/infra-red illumination systems help me to treat even the scariest "photophobic" patient with the greatest of ease," she attests.

"Oh, please Dr. McCaries, after all of this is over, may I have the extreme pleasure of us going out for a bite!...to eat, of course!" pleads Dr. Vamp.

"l'll think about it," Dr. McCaries naughtily grins, laughs, and winks, "you're a little long in the tooth...which is just the way I like it!"

May you have many…what's the "least toxic" fast food?...does most of the "action" happen over water or underwater?...I pray so much, it ain't even funny!…smiles!