Will Your Mouth Catch The New "Predator Supercavities!?"

HSR, IN AN EFFORT TO ALWAYS BE AN "EARTH MAN,"

DECIDES TO START AT THE TOP OF THE WORLD AND GO DOWN!...

MAINLY, FROM THE NEAR NORTH AREA OF EUROPE, OF COURSE...NORDKAPP ,

NORWAY...

AND HE WILL WORK HIS WAY SOUTH!...

BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE NORDKAPP...WITH ROUGH AND TOUGH LANDS LIKE THIS

WHICH FROM ANOTHER VIEW, LORDS OVER THE BARENTS SEA LIKE SOMETHING STERNLY ROYAL...

MANY BATTLES WERE FOUGHT OVER THE CENTURIES IN THIS STRATEGIC AREA...

SO, THERE'S NOT A MORE GRAND GEOPOLITICAL PLACE TO INITIATE HIS VENTURE!...

BUT HSR WANTS THE FULL FLAVOR OF HIS PERSONAL EXPEDITION!

SO HE STARTS HIS STEPS IN THE DEEP OF WINTER!...

WITH SOME ATTENDANT MAGICAL AURORA BOREALIS LIGHT SHOWS 

TO KEEP HIM COMPANY!...

SO, HSR LOOKS DOWN A PATH TO GO DOWN...AND...

"EXCUSE ME SIR, YOUR TANK IS FULL NOW," THIS LADY SAYS...

"MR. R, YOU SHOULD HAVE NO TROUBLE MAKING IT ALL THE WAY TO LAKSELV!...

"AND MAY THE GODS BE WITH YOU!...ALSO"...

AND SHE GIVES HSR A SMALL PACKAGE...

"HÄR ÄR MITT TELEFOONNUMMER...

"OCH ETT PAPPER MED ETT LäPPSTIFT KYSS FRåN ME!...

"ANVÄND DET FöR ATT HåLLA DIG VARM!"...

AND THEN SHE GRABS HSR AND HUGS HIM HARD...BUT THE KISS SHE GIVES IS...

MELTING-SNOW SOFT!...

AND SHE FINISHES BY SAYING, "KOM TILLBAKA OCH ÄLSKAR MIG...LIKE BLIXTEN!"...

THEN SHE JUST TURNS AND WALKS AWAY....

AND IT'S FREEZING COLD AGAIN!...

BUT HSR RESTEELS HIMSELF 

AND BOARDS THE SNOWMOBILE HE RESERVED...

AND STARTS IT UP AND...OFF HE GOES!...

HE EVEN STARTS TO PLAY A LITTLE WITH IT!...

AND AFTER A WHILE, A PERSON, WHO LOOKS A LITTLE INEBRIATED, 

CALLS HSR OVER AND SAYS, "VAD SäGS OM EN SNöBOLLSKRIG!"...

AND HSR SENSES THAT THE GUY WANTS TO TOSS A FEW...SNOWBALLS!...

SO HSR QUICKLY GRABS SOME SNOW AND INTENTIONALLY HITS THE WALL,

BUT THE GUY STRIKES HSR ON THE SHOULDER WITH A SNOWBALL... 

AND LAUGHS, "JAG SLOG DIG!" WHILE HE FALLS DOWN...

"SEE YA!" SAYS HSR AS HE REVS UP AND MOVES ON...

OH MY!...

HE STOPS AT THE EDGE OF A MOUNTAIN!...

SO, NOT WANTING TO TURN BACK... HE GOES FOR IT!...

WEEEEE!...

YEAH!...

HE MAKES IT!,

AND, SOME GUYS HE PASSES GIVE HIM A HIGH FIVE!..

BUT, AFTER WHILE, AND A LITTLE FURTHER ALONG...

HE NOW HAS TO CLIMB A RATHER STEEP HILL...WHOA!...

WHEW!...

NOW, IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS JUST GOING HAVE SOME FLAT LAND TO CROSS...GOOD!...

NEXT, HSR COMES ACROSS A PRETTY FOREST...

SHUCKS! I SHOULD TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS SWEET SCENE!

THEN A WOMAN WAVES HSR OVER

AND SAYS, "HI THERE! I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL!...

AND HSR SAYS, "OH YEAH, WHAT KIND OF DEAL IS THAT?"...

SHE SAYS BACK, "ONE YOU CAN'T REFUSE!"...

"WHY CAN'T I REFUSE," ASKS HSR...

"IT'S GETTING DARK, AND YOU DEFINITELY DON'T WANT TO BE OUTSIDE AROUND HERE!...

SO...

IF YOU GIVE ME A RIDE TO LAKSELV TOMORROW, I'LL INVITE YOU TO STAY AT MY HEATED HOME HERE

TONIGHT!"

"I WOULD SHOW YOU MY ETCHINGS...BUT...I'LL SHOW YOU A SURPRISE INSTEAD!"

SO THEY SETTLE IN AND SHE FIXES HSR A HOT MEAL...

THEN, LAZILY, THEY STRETCH OUT IN FRONT OF THE FIRE PLACE

"OH, STOP THAT WITH YOUR HANDS, HSR"...

SHE GIVES HIS ROAMING HAND A SOFT, INVITING SMACK...

I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING I'M MAKING!...

SO THEY LEAN ON EACH OTHER AS THEY WALK AND GIGGLE TO ANOTHER ROOM THAT'S DARK...

"CLOSE YOUR EYES BEFORE I TURN IT ON!" SHE SAYS.

AFTER HSR CLOSES HIS EYES, SHE FLIPS THE SWITCH AND SAYS, "OKAY!...OPEN THEM"...

"THIS IS MY WINTER WONDERLAND

THAT I'M MAKING FOR THE FESTIVAL...YOU LIKE IT?"

"AWW, MAN! I LOVE IT!" HSR EXCITEDLY REPLIES...

"WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL...I KNOW THAT IT'S A LITTLE EARLY...BUT MAYBE WE CAN RETIRE FOR THE NIGHT!" SHE SAYS...

AND HSR RESPONDS...

OKAY!...BUT BEFORE WE DO...

CAN I PLAY MAYOR OF YOUR CITY A LITTLE BIT?" ASKS HSR...

"SURE YOU CAN...AND WHAT THE MAYOR WANTS...THE MAYOR GETS....RIGHT?" SHE BRIGHTLY BEAMS !...Oh, wow, I didn't forget about your "I didn't watch the news yesterday, and guess what...I got a whole lot of other stuff done!" smile, but I had to put it at the end of this preface because it seems that HSR is voluntarily about to get caught between a pillow and a soft place!

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A newly-found and dangerous, and possibly-pandemic-producing bacterium, Carious predatorus wingeulus, which produces the newly-diagnosed dental clinical pathology "Predator Supercaries,"

has been elucidated by and named after Dentist and Genetic Biologist, Dr. Ralph Winge.

The unusually durable and fast-acting bacterium, which uniquely uses minerals and organic adjuncts, hijacked from a host's own enamel, dentin, and cementum...

...on a cellular scale, employs those acquired atomic materials to construct "rotating molecular drills and drill bits"

on their bacterial surface membranes...

And these electromagnetic molecular motors bore not only straight

 to the dental nerves of teeth...

...but they widely infiltrate otherwise healthy tooth structure and destroy and ultimately undermine the whole crown of each tooth they infect!

...just like regular, "garden variety" cavities, but only more rampant and sinister and... calculated!...like they have an evil mandate!

The destructiveness of a jackhammer comes to mind!..

"Predator Supercaries, or Predatorus Supercarious" as Dr. Winge affectionately refers to them, is the name of the condition coined by Dr. Winge, and he freely admits that the virulence of this previously undiscovered species, can totally decalcify and destroy a tooth within three months of introduction...

...making it much more problematic than any of the members of the Streptococcus,

Lactobacillus,

 Granulicatella, 

Gemella,

 and Veillonella

genera! 

Only time will tell if a new Wingella category is scientifically recognized as an accepted bacterial genus life group.

More than 700 bacterial species or phylotypes are said to exist in the average 21st Century mouth, and sequences of 16S rRNA genes were used to detect 141 predominant species.  

But, Dr. Winge, an avid sailor who researches small islands,

found the bacterium after swabbing, the mouth of some human remains found in an underground island cavern and culturing it in his mobile lab. He was not able to identify the person, or even if the person was prehistoric.

Winge also noted that the teeth, which are normally the most enduring parts of the body, were "black,

and as soft as marshmallows!

Since this discovery and initial investigation, Winge has given all samples and cultures to representatives of the Extremely Secure...

International Repository For Super Bacteria Containment, which has an undisclosed location, in an undisclosed country.

"Mankind will be in big trouble if this carious predatorus wingeulus 

gets into the general population...and Lord help us, if it is easily communicable," warns Winge.

He continues, "I would like to unearth its outlier DNA/RNA mechanisms and enzymes which make this germ what it is...

...but I have a gut feeling that this life form is too horrible and dangerous and scary-Predator-like to handle!

Maybe this is one bacterial species that should become extinct...hopefully, there's no more left in the world!

This is a real case of us against them," pleads Dr. Winge!




May you have many...you can't walk a mile in another person's shoes because--they might not fit!...excuse me--I'm drunk with life!...sometimes, I'm in a race, to get as happy as I can!...smiles!