You and your "if I was to look at 10 photos every 2 seconds of all the photos ever taken, there are so many that it may take me millions of years to see them all!" smile are sneaking into the drive-in theater in the back to catch a movie, like you do every Friday, and this time you're catching up on HSR's action last digested in the preface of, "About Those Master Paintings...The Subjects...Are They Smiling...Or Not?...Part 1.," AND, MY FELLOW EARTHLINGS, THAT IS WHERE IT ALL STARTED OUT...AS HSR
FROM AN UNKNOWN, BUT INTERESTING WOMAN FROM THE COUNTRY OF ITALY
NAMED AGOSTINA AGNELLA ALIPRANDO, AND SHE LIKES HOW HSR LOOKS ON THE INTERNET
AND SHE THINKS THAT HE HAS THE "PERFECT FEATURES" TO BRING OUT HER BEST WORK TO COMPLETE HER RIGOROUS PHD REQUIREMENTS AT A RENOUNED VENICE ART SCHOOL,
AND HSR SAYS TO HIMSELF, "I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO VENICE
AND SHE THINKS THAT HE HAS THE "PERFECT FEATURES" TO BRING OUT HER BEST WORK TO COMPLETE HER RIGOROUS PHD REQUIREMENTS AT A RENOUNED VENICE ART SCHOOL,
AND HSR SAYS TO HIMSELF, "I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO VENICE
WHERE THE RENAISSANCE HAS IT'S DEEP, WORLD-MODIFYING ROOTS
WITH ITS TOO-REAL AND LAVISH PAINTINGS ALL OVER THE PLACE
WITH ITS TOO-REAL AND LAVISH PAINTINGS ALL OVER THE PLACE
AND THE LIFE-LIKE STATUES DRENCHED WITH EMOTION
"AGOSTINA IS GIVING ME A FREE ROUND TRIP TICKET AND A HOTEL STAY FOR THREE WEEKS AT "A FIVE
STARER," SAYS AN AMAZED HSR,
"SHUCKS, I'M MAKING TIME FOR THIS!"
SO, HSR, NOW ON THE PLANE, MEETS A NICE LADY WHO SAYS,
"HI, SIR! MY NAME IS ZOEYLA CHOY! I NOTICE THAT WE HAVE THE SAME FLIGHT COMING BACK IN THREE WEEKS!
"LET'S TALK THEN ABOUT YOUR ADVENTURE!"
AND HSR SAYS, "SURE!"
BUT, HSR IS QUICKLY OVERTAKEN BY THE SLEEP-DEPRIVED SAND MAN, AND HE IS KNOCKED OUT FOR THE REST OF THE FLIGHT...
...UNTIL ZOEYLA WAKES HIM UP, "HSR WE'RE ABOUT TO LAND!" SHE SAYS!
NOW, ABOVE VENICE, HSR SAYS, "THANKS, ZOEYLA, "
AND HE SEES "THE FLOATING CITY" FROM THE AIR
AND IS JUST TAKEN ABACK BY ITS 118 ISLANDS!...
SO, LAST EPISODE, HE SAW AND DID A LOT OF JUICY THINGS, BUT NOW, TO RECAP,
HE GOES STRAIGHT TO THE GONDOLA AREA
AND IS
ON HIS WAY TO AGOSTINA'S PLACE...
SO, HE GETS OFF OF THE GONDOLA,
AND GOES UP SOME STAIRS
FOLLOWING THE GIVEN DIRECTIONS TO GET TO HER PLACE...
"CIAO, BELLO GIOVANE," SAYS THIS BEAUTIFUL LADY...
"LO HO VEDUTO... ALL'HOTEL"...
...QUANDO AVETE TEMPO...
...HO QUALCOSA...PER VOI...
...A GUSTO...
...NELLA LUCE DELLA LUNA!...
AND HSR SAYS, "WOW! I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU SAID, BUT IT SURE SOUNDS NICE!...
"I FEEL LIKE I'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE, BUT I CAN'T PLACE IT!...
"NICE SPEAKING TO YOU, BUT I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT TO GO TO. MAYBE I SEE YOU AROUND!"
"SI, MIO AMANTE!," SHE WISPS, AS SHE BLOWS A KISS!
"WOW!" EXCLAIMS HSR, "THE PEOPLE HERE ARE SO FRIENDLY!"
SO, HE WALKS ON AND
"NOW, I'M SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN A SLIGHT HILL,
THEN...TURN LEFT AND "SEMPRE DRITTO" DOWN A HALLWAY...
THEN LEFT AGAIN...
...AND STOP AT THE HOUSE WITH THE RED DOOR...
HEY...HERE IT IS!...
I KNOCK A COUPLE OF TIMES, THEN WAIT PATIENTLY...AND...
A NICE WOMAN OPENS THE DOOR...
I SAY, "HI THERE, AND GOOD DAY! YOU'RE AGOSTINA AGNELLA?"
NO, SHE'S MY TWIN SISTER, I'M BIBIANA MAFALDA...BUT WE SHARE EVERYTHING!...
...YOU MUST BE THE AMERICAN SHE'S EXPECTING, MR. REPORT, NO?, SHE ASKS...
"YES, HOLLYWOOD SMLES REPORT," HSR REPLIES...
"GOOD!," BIBIANA SAYS BACK...
"AGOSTINA IS WAITING FOR YOU OUT BACK...
"SHE'S WORKING ON HER LOVE STORY...
"JUST GO ON BACK," BIBIANA DIRECTS...
SO, HSR WALKS TOWARD THE BACK
AND THEN HE TURNS THE CORNER AND SEES...
AND HE SAYS, "HI THERE! I'M FINALLY HERE!...
HI THERE, HSR!...YOU LOOK SO GOOD!
AND SHE CONTINUES, "IN PRIMO LUOGO...
...TUTTI PRENDIAMO UN BAGNO CALDO...
....ALLORA DOPO, ANDIAMO ALLA SCUOLA DI ARTE."
AND HSR DOESN'T KNOW A WORD SHE'S SAYING, BUT HE FEELS THAT HE TRUSTS THE SISTERS THAT HE JUST MET...
SO HE DECIDES TO JUST FOLLOW ALONG!
BUT WITH THE EXTRA SPECIAL TREATMENTS THAT THEY ARE GIVING HSR TODAY, THEY ALL DECIDE TO JUST GO TO THE ART SCHOOL TOMORROW!
SO, AFTER THE HOT TUB, HSR SMILES TO BOTH OF THEM AND SAYS, "GEE YOU TWO ARE LIKE THE TWO BEST GIRLFRIENDS A GUY COULD HAVE!...
AND, I REALL LIKED THAT "BAGNO CALDO!"
AND AFTER A LOT MORE HAPPY PLAY, AND SOME NIGHT SLEEP, THEY ALL GET UP FOR ANOTHER INTERESTING BAGNO CALDO IN THE MORNING, AND THE THREE FINALLY BARELY MANAGE TO GET OUT TO GO TO THE ART SCHOOL, AND
...THEY PASS ONE FOUNTAIN
AND THEN ANOTHER
"I JUST LOVE YOUR ARCHITECTURE HERE!" RELATES HSR AS HE WALKS HOLDING ONE OF AGOSTINA'S AND BIBIANA'S HANDS...
THEN, THEY GO UP SOME STAIRS FOR A NICE VIEW
THEN THEY PASS A STAUTE,
AND BIBIANA SAYS, "FANNO VOI GRADICONO LA STATUA?"
AND HSR GUESSES THAT SHE'S ASKING DOES HE LIKE THE GRAND STATUE AND REPLIES, "SI, BIBIANA"...
AND THEY BOTH LOVE HIS ANSWER AND GIVE HIM SHORT SQUEEZING HUGS...
THEN THEY GET A GONDOLA RIDE...
FROM THE SAME GUY!
"SIGNORE...YOU ARE WITH THE TWO BEAUTIFUL LADIES TODAY...LASCILO PREGO CONOSCERE IL VOSTRO SEGRETO!"
AND AGOSTINA SAYS, "QUESTO UOMO BELLO...È UN MODELLO PER IL MIO LAVORO DELLA SCUOLA!"
AND THE GONDOLIER REPLIES, "BE CAREFUL, SIGNORE, QUESTE SIGNORE LO FANNO...COSÌ NON VOLETE MAI ANDARE INDIETRO A CASA!"
SO JUST BEFORE THEY GET OFF OF THE GONDOLA, THE GONDOLIER LOOKS HSR IN THE EYE AND SAYS, "UN BAGNO CALDO E SONNO...TU...BISOGNO...IT...QUI!" AND
HSR TRIES TO UNDERSTAND, BUT DOES KNOW WHAT "BAGNO CALDO" IS, SO HE JUST SMILES WITH GOOD MEMORIES...THEN LOOKS BACK TO THE GUY AND SAYS, "SI, SIGNORE!" AS HE TIPS HIM AND THEY LEAVE TO THE ART SCHOOL...
BUT FIRST, THEY GRAB A HOT BITE TO EAT
AT A
QUAINT OUTDOOR CAFE!...
AND WHEN THEY WERE LEAVING, A WOMAN
SOUND TO HSR...
MAKING AGOSTINA AND BIBIANA HUFF AND PUFF AND ROLL THEIR EYES...
AND THEY QUICKLY SECURE BOTH OF HSR'S ARMS AND MARCH HIM AWAY FROM THAT WOMAN!
THEN THEY PASS BY AN ITALIAN BALLET CURRENTLY GOING ON
AND THEN THEY GO TO A LIBRARY SETTING
AND THE SISTER BOTH WRITE SOME MORE OF HER POEMS, OF COURSE, ABOUT LOVE...
THEN, WE STROLL
THROUGH THE CULTURALLY AND HISTORICALLY SIGNIFICANT
"I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT," BIBIANA TELLS HSR, "THAT YOU WERE GONE, AND I
WAS IN THE RAIN!"
AND AGOSTINA SAYS, "I HAD A DREAM THAT I SAW SWEET AND SALTY YOU
FINALLY COME HOME!"...
...MAKING HSR TELL THEM, "I LIKE YOU TWO SO MUCH THAT...I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO!"...
...WHICH THEN MAKES THE TWO SISTERS LOVINGLY HUG HSR EVEN MORE...
FINALLY, WE ARRIVE AT THE ART SCHOOL!
AND IMMEDIATELY, I SEE A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING INSIDE!
THEN, ALL THREE OF US GO TO A CLASSROOM THAT HAS A COUPLE OF BUSY MODELS AND PAINTERS DOING THEIR WORK...
AND AGOSTINA SHOWS HSR A PICTURE OF HOW SHE WANTS HSR AND BIBIANA TO POSE
AND BIBIANA STARTS GETTING READY... AND AGOSTINA SAYS, "PER FAVORE...I VESTITI."
AND A RELUCTANT HSR STAMMERS, "BUT, BUT, BUT!"...
"Well, the next discretionary item that you buy...is it really that necessary...to have?
At USC Dental School, the historically first West Coast Dental School,
is about to have its opening day for a whole crop of new students from all around the
And all of the students and teachers are excited to start a new and fresh semester...or at least,
And our favorite protagonist, HSR is still very much the sleepy head
that he's always been!
So, a couple of family members have to cause a major commotion
And, after he cleans up, HSR, once again, gets a hearty meal lovingly made by his Mommy!
"You're going to be the best Dentist in the World, I just know it, Son!"
beams Mom, as she watches her son chow down his food,
"but don't rush when you eat...
...or...you'll get indigestion!"
Now, HSR's belly is full, and he feels like he can take on the world!
So his bags are packed, and he's ready to go!
And of course, he kisses his Momma bye
and shakes his Dad's hand
And HSR salutes back, "Yes, Sir!"...
So, he boards the closest Uber bus
then walks some more to the school
...and HSR passes a woman walking her "cet poochie!"...
And he almost bumps into a
lady...
"Excuse me, young man!...Sorry for almost crashing into you!...
lady...
"Excuse me, young man!...Sorry for almost crashing into you!...
"Oh, do you know where the Pharmacy School is?," asks the cute coed.
"I'm not sure, Mam," responds HSR, as he keeps on moving to be on time...
There's the USMFC Dental School!
...in all of it's historical splendor!
So, he steps into the school and is pleasantly surprised at
the "Old School Flavor" of the interior!
It looks like we're going to learn Dentistry...the hard way... with the
...hard seats!
So, the first order of business is to have all of the students corralled
and photographed with their latest media equipment!
Everyone smile!
OMG! Now my eyes have to get back!
...
Okay!...Everyone...off to orientation!
But, on the way, HSR is pulled over to the side with some others
and he gets a chance to meet the dean of students
and, while leaving,
one of their secretaries,
Miss Maria Garcia Yalaina
, 
..."if you need any notes taken...just come on into me...and I'll give all you want...any time!"
"Thank you, Miss!," says HSR, with a remembering smile!
Next, they all gather into the main lecture hall
and everybody better pay keen attention...
...or it will show later!
Then, after some introductory and welcoming remarks by the big shots on the Faculty and Administration...
...it's time for the white coat ceremony!
Everybody smile!...in Smile School!
Then, as they disburse to the next step, a nice lady pulls HSR aside and says,
"Gee, I see that you stand out from all the other students...HSR...I'm Licilla Ossai...and I need you to always consciously think of your schooling and development as polishing and refining...your personal and professional brand!...
...Let's keep in touch!"
"Yes!...Let's keep in touch!" responds HSR as he and the class go to the next stop...
So far, so good...except now...we pay tuition which means ...there's a lot of this...
Now, we get to go to the Book Store to get
And now for the fun part!
The students get to break the ice by...
...seeing their first patients!...
and HSR is given a patient that's nice looking,
and the patient asks HSR, "What are you going to do to me, Doctor?"
And HSR
says, Good Morning, Mam!"...
..."I am going to give you a thorough, complete and comprehensive examination...checking for everything!"
And the patient asks, "Everything?"
And HSR responds confidently, "Yes Mam...I will leave no stone unturned...I'll check every nook and cranny...even the kitchen sink,!" trying to be a little humorous.
"Well, Doctor, if you're going to check the "Kitchen Sink"...I guess I'll....
"OMG!...No!...Wait!...I didn't mean that!...
Just the mouth, Mam!...Just the mouth!" shouts HSR as he almost faints!
And some other dental students and patients see what was about to happen...
And it's not even lunch yet!
TO BE CONTINUED!...
May you have many...If you have your good health, that's 99.99% of the game!...let us all help each other--otherwise, this world is going straight to_ _ _ _!...I just love the fresh smells of life in the morning!...smiles!
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