Frantically opening up the box which contains your newly purchased Virtual-Reality Goggles, you and your "ahh, yes...life's the supreme adventure...and I think I'll start another one this morning!" smile, slip them on, and hit the play button, and just like that, you're seeing, with 360 degree clarity, HSR's new dilemma, last touched upon during, "I Love My New Smile and My New Bikini! Now Guys Are Following Me All Over The Beach! Part 5," AND THAT'S WHERE HSR, WITH HIS EXPLORER SELF, WAS IN THE WIDE OPEN OCEAN, NOT TOO FAR FROM SHORE, AND HE FOUND THE WRECKAGE OF THE SPANISH SHIP, THE "SIN NOMBRE," WHICH SANK
UNPREDICTABLY, BUT FEW PEOPLE KNEW THAT IT REALLY CARRIED THE TREASURE THAT THE NINA, PINTA, AND SANTA MARIA WERE SUPPOSED TO CARRY...IN CASE THE PIRATES HIJACKED THE SHIPMENTS!...
BUT ANYWAY, HSR FINDS MUCHO LOOTO AND GOLD ON THE SHIP AS IT RESTS IN PEACE AT THE BOTTOM
OF THE SEA...
AND AS HSR INVESTIGATES THE WRECK
HE'S ASTONISHED THAT THERE ARE GOODIES
ALL
OVER
THE PLACE!...
GOLD AS FAR AS HSR COULD SEE!
AND HSR TAKES A BIG NUGGET AND ONE OF THE PALM-OF-THE-HAND-SIZED COINS
TO PROVE THE FINDING
SO, YOU KNOW THAT IT'S GOING TO ATTRACT SOME ATTENTION!...
OKAY...SO, WHEN HSR GETS BACK TO TOWN
HE VISITS A BIG-TIME APPRAISER WHO DEALS IN DIAMONDS
AND GOLD...
AND THE APPRAISER ALMOST FALLS OUT OF HIS SEAT WHEN HSR SHOWS THE COIN TO HIM!...
"WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?" THE STUNNED APPRAISER ASKS...
"OH, IN THE OCEAN...A LITTLE BIT OFF THE COAST," LETS ON HSR...
"YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE?"
"MUCH MORE...LOTS MORE!
"ALL THREE FLOORS OF THE SHIP ARE JUST LOADED DOWN WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF BIG BOOTY!
BUT MOST OF THE HAUL IS PURE...RIGHT OUT THE GROUND!...LIKE THIS!" SAYS HSR...
"SHEESH!," EXCLAIMS THE APPRISER, "THIS CHUNK, AS IS, CAN PAY MY LEASE IN THIS BUILDING FOR AT LEAST FOUR YEARS!"
"YEP! AND IT CAN BUY ME A LOT OF HAPPINESS WITH THE RIGHT PEOPLE FOR YEARS IN ROMANIA AND NORWAY!," COUNTERS HSR...
"WHO DO YOU KNOW IN ROMANIA AND NORWAY?" INQUIRES THE APPRAISER...
"I DON'T KISS AND TELL...ESPECIALLY WHEN THE KISSES ARE ULTRA-HONEY SWEET!" DREAMILY SMILES HSR...
AND THE APPRISER COUNTERS, "I FIND THAT THE LADIES FROM ITALY AND HUNGARY ARE THE MOST ROMANTICALLY MYSTERIOUS...
...THEY MAKE YOU SEVERELY ADDICTED TO THEIR LOVE POWERS...
...AS SOON AS THEY "LET THE CAT OUT THE BAG"...
...IT'S ALL OVER!"
"WELL, LOOKS LIKE I'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL I GO OVER THERE, AND FIND OUT FOR MYSELF!" SAYS HSR.
"HA HA, YOUNG MAN...WHAT IS YOUR NAME," ASKS THE APPRAISER...
HSR SAYS, "HOLLYWOOD!"
WELL, MR. HOLLY--WOOD...
I CAN OFFER YOU 3 MILLION DOLLARS
IN CASH!
RIGHT NOW!...
FOR THE LOCATION WHERE YOU GOT THIS!
THEN HSR MAKES SOME UNSURE FACES AND SAYS,
"BOY, I AM INCLINED TO SCREAM, "YES!"
" BUT, I CAN'T ACCEPT THAT RIGHT NOW...
...THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH TO HAVE ON THE STREETS
IN THIS CITY!
BUT I CAN BREAK OFF A PIECE OF THIS NUGGET AND...
...UMMPH!...HERE!...
MAYBE I CAN
CASH THIS
IN FOR SOME WALKING AROUND MONEY
WHAT'S THIS WORTH?...EHH?" ASKS HSR...
THE APPRAISER TAKES A LOOK, PLOPS SOME CASH ON THE TABLE, AND SAYS..."HERE'S
"BUT, WHEN WILL YOU LET ME KNOW, MR. HOLLY--WOOD?"
"I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW,
I'LL GET BACK TO YOU...SOON!" SAYS HSR...
"PLEASE DO!...YOU CAN TRUST ME TO DO YOU RIGHT!
"THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR!," SAYS HSR, "OH, CAN I GET THE COIN BACK, NOW?"
"OH EXCUSE ME, SIR...HERE YOU GO!"
"I'LL HOPEFULLY SEE YOU SOON!," PLOTS THE APPRAISER...
"YEAH...SEE YOU SOON..." SAYS HSR...
SO, HSR STUFFS THE CASH IN HIS POCKETS, ALONG WITHE THE COIN AND THE RAW GOLD
AND...
UPON WALKING OUT OF THE BUILDING'S FRONT DOOR, HSR SEES A BAR ACROSS THE STREET...
AND HE MAKES IT ON OVER...
AND ONCE INSIDE, HE TAKES A SEAT AND ORDERS HIS FAVORITE...
ORANGE JUICE WITH HEAVY PULP,
BLENDED WITH ICE AND
TWO CHERRIES ON TOP!
SO HSR PAYS WITH A GENEROUS TIP, AND TAKES A DEEP SWIG OF THE JUICE, AND...
OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE, HE NOTICES THAT
A GUY JUST WALKS IN AND SITS DOWN...
AND HSR THINKS IT'S ONE OF THE APPRAISER'S GUYS KEEPING A TAIL ON HIM...
SO, HSR HATCHES A PLAN TO LOSE HIM...AND...
HSR GOES TO THE MEN'S ROOM
AND SEES A WINDOW THAT'S TOO SMALL
TO CRAWL THROUGH, BUT THAT'S OKAY!...
BECAUSE HSR IS MOLECULARLY A GASEOUS/PLASMA SILICONE HYBRID!
SO, HE OPENS THE WINDOW JUST A BIT, THEN TURNS INTO GASEOUS SMOKE
AND TRAVELS OUT OF THE WINDOW!...AND
JUST SECONDS AFTER THAT
THE GUY FOLLOWING HSR BURSTS IN THE BATHROOM TO SEE WHAT'S UP...
BUT HSR IS LONG GONE!
SO THE GUY RUNS OUT OF THE BAR LOOKING FOR HSR
BUT HE CAN'T FIND HSR
HE TURNS BACK INTO A MAN, AND
WHLE HE'S WALKING FAST DOWN THE STREET
HE SEES A FRIEND
"HEY, ARE YOU ARCO-IRIS," ASKS HSR, "WHAT A SURPRISE!"
"HOW'D YOU KNOW, HSR...I JUST DYED MY HAIR, SO PEOPLE WOULDN'T NOTICE ME!" SAYS ARCO, "IT'S BEEN, WHAT, TWO YEARS?"
AND HSR ASKS, "I WANT TO GO TO YOUR PLACE RIGHT NOW...YOU'RE NOT TOO FAR, RIGHT?"
"I'M RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER...WAIT...YOU KNOW THAT YOU OWE ME, HOLLYWOOD!...
DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU'RE EAGER TO LET ME COLLECT...OMG!" LAUGHS ARCO.
SO, THEY GO UP TO HER PLACE AND ONCE THEY GET IN THE APARTMENT AND CLOSE THE DOOR
ARCO-IRIS GIVES HSR A HOT-CLOSE HUG, THEN LOOKS TO HER "RHYTHMIC GYMNASIUM"
THEN LOOKS AT HSR AGAIN...
THEN...
HSR SAYS, "I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!"
"NO...IT'S TIME FOR SOME ACTION! LET'S TALK AFTER...IT'S TIME TO RAVISH!" SMILES ARCO-IRIS, AS SHE PULLS...
"NO, REALLY...HANG ON FOR JUST A HOT SECOND," BEGS HSR...
"OKAY, BUT DON'T KEEP ME WAITING! IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS!" SAYS ARCO, AS SHE FOLDS HER ARMS AND PAUSES..
"I NEED YOU TO KEEP THIS FOR ME," SAYS HSR
AS HE PULLS OUT 10 STACKS OF HUNDIES, AND THE GOLD COIN AND THE NUGGET, WHILE HE KEEPS TWENTY GRAND HIMSELF.
"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON, HSR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH ALL OF THAT!" EXCITEDLY ASKS ARCO-IRIS...
"IT'S FROM SOME SUNKEN SHIP TREASURE...
"JUST PUT IT AWAY...IT'S NOT STOLEN...IT'S MINE...AND YOU CAN HAVE SOME...BUT JUST HIDE IT SO NO ONE WILL FIND IT...NOW!" DIRECTS HSR.
"ARE SOME PEOPLE
AFTER YOU, HOLLYWOOD?," SHE ASKS...
"MAYBE, BUT I GOTTA GO NOW, SO THEY WONT BOTHER YOU, I'LL SEE YOU LATER," SAYS HSR AS HE HURRIES OUT THE ROOM, SLAMMING THE DOOR BEHIND HIMSELF...
"BON VOYAGE, LUV!...BOY, THAT HOLLYWOOD," SAYS ARCO-IRIS..."ONE DAY, I'MA CORNER HIM, AND WHEN I DO...I'MA LET MY CAT
OUT THE BAG!"
SO, HSR RUNS OUT OF THE APARTMENT, AND, MAYBE THREE BLOCKS AWAY, TWO GUYS SEE HIM
AND POINT TO HIM AND START RUNNING TO HIM
AND HSR SEES THIS AND METHODICALLY THREADS THROUGH HEAVY TRAFFIC AND
INTO THE FIRST BUSINESS DOOR THAT HE CAN FIND,
WHICH IS A
AND WHEN THOSE GUYS RUN INTO THE ESTABLISHMENT LOOKING FOR HSR,
WELL,
YOU KNOW THAT HSR'S
ALREADY GONE!
Love Toothbrush®
"I'm tellin' ya!...party hard before it's too late!"
The Royal Oceans of the World!...
...that majestically and magnanimously control the varying weather fronts here on Earth...
...and my new bikini
...as bluish and as greenish as the deep hypnotizing waters themselves...
are synergistically intersecting with my Dr. Pearladont rehabbed, freshly-optimized,
perfectly aligned, and scalloped white teeth!...
But my life right now is anything but...that simple!...
You see
I talked with a very enlightening gentleman almost right after arriving at this almost magical-looking beach...
...at his personal table
with a nature-packed, front-row-seat view...
And he, Mr. Nacio, or "Nana" for short...
related to me the I must help many others in this world...and I am the one to do it!...
So I must not shy away from the things that literally beg to be done to...
...help humanity!
He said that when I need to know the "Real Truths That Matter in Life,"
I can look to the farthest edges of the sea's horizon
and ask myself, "What must be?"
And then, the things that must be done will make themselves duly apparent!
Then, Mr. Nació says that he may never see me again, but that he could tell right off that I am an important and an integral one to help this world, by assuming needed, world-impacting responsibilities!
After we finish, I walk more down the beach and...
take another peek at the far horizon....
and I am pleasantly disturbed by the last bit of ocean wave
that struggles up the sands to reach out and touch and refreshingly cool
me and my toe-zee-toes.
So, I close my eyes for a while and just feel the sun's
warmth on me.
And now, I walk, in no hurry...further down the beach
OMG!...a desperate hand reaches out to me!
...obvious!...and painfully vulnerable!...
But, nonetheless, I make it and drive off!
However, in my hurry to get away, I
have to put the pedal to the metal!
Now, I look at the brief case
And, wow...I need a key!
...then all of a sudden I feel something in my bra scratching me...
So, I dig in there...
And it's the case key!...That Sandy put it there, probably when we hugged!
Now that I think about it, that hug did "fast-light a burning spark in me,
a fire of urgent need
right down to my always receptive inner core"
for about five seconds!
...and that's all because he had his sly, roaming--and velvety-soft--hands...
...all the way up in my goodies!...
...purposefully hiding this key!
Do you "gotta luv 'um?"
Hey, Cupid!
You better leave me and my hormones alone!
I don't want to be a willing participant in any of this "Falling in Love Stuff!"
that is...
...if I can help it!
I always get walloped
and stretched out on a conveyor belt
whenever I "Fall In Love!"
Anyways, telling myself to stick to the point,
I open the case while still driving,
but I soon pull over to concentrate.
And there's a strange
...dried flower, and a piece of paper with an address and a name.
So, I drive to the place and it's a nursery, and I meet a man.
"Hello there, sir! Are you Jamalito?" I ask.
"Si, Señora,"he responds.
I hand him the flower and ask, "Is this an important flower?"
Immediately, his eyes widen, and he looks around to see if any one is looking!
"Lady...where did you get this?" he begs an answer.
"I got it from a friend...who might be in trouble!," I admit.
"What's so special about it?" I ask.
"This flowering plant is supposed to be a secret...it's the best medicine for any ailment. This plant developed and evolved with Mankind for hundreds of thousands of years!...
...and this, my dear, not the dog,
is really man's best friend!"
Drug companies are trying to kill off this plant, so only they can so-call cure people after people pay money...lots of money!"
And Jamalito continues, "How'd you get this?...there's only one man I know that knows about this, and his name is Sandy."
"Sandy told me where this was hidden before some guys took him away," I tell him, and I'm feeling a little shaky right now.
"Sandy got this plant from a disappearing mangrove island, where I'm from,
"that's off the coast of Venezuela, but it's foggy almost all year, so people don't really see it...but, actually...
..."the local people who know, are afraid to go there, because strange and dangerous sea creatures stay around
protecting it!"...
"The plant only grows well there. I told Sandy to not rush things, but word is getting out about the wonders of the medicine that comes from this plant. "
"Lady, you may have to go to that island and bring back more of this plant...especially some of the seeds to see if they can germinate!
But Lady...tell no one!...And I hope no one followed you here!" says Jamalito, who is starting to perspire a bit, as he nervously
looks about.
He writes on a piece of paper the name of the island and its coordinates...and gives it to me.
"Lady, please, try not to come here...things are too dangerous--those people want to keep their billions rolling in!...and I hope that you see Sandy, and he's well!"
"Gracias, Jamalito!" I say as I leave...in a hurry!
So, I'm driving away, feeling a little down, but I do think Sandy is a nice person, who desperately needs to be saved!
I need a plan, and I need it soon!
I know what I'll do!...
I'll go to the beach!...but a different beach...
...and in a different bikini, and look to the horizon, and figure out
"what must be!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
May you have many...what do you like to put in your mouth the most?...in the old days, they had some of the best ways, for those days!...act like the way that you want to be remembered!...smiles!
And he, Mr. Nacio, or "Nana" for short...
related to me the I must help many others in this world...and I am the one to do it!...
So I must not shy away from the things that literally beg to be done to...
...help humanity!
He said that when I need to know the "Real Truths That Matter in Life,"
I can look to the farthest edges of the sea's horizon
and ask myself, "What must be?"
And then, the things that must be done will make themselves duly apparent!
Then, Mr. Nació says that he may never see me again, but that he could tell right off that I am an important and an integral one to help this world, by assuming needed, world-impacting responsibilities!
After we finish, I walk more down the beach and...
take another peek at the far horizon....
and I am pleasantly disturbed by the last bit of ocean wave
that struggles up the sands to reach out and touch and refreshingly cool
me and my toe-zee-toes.
So, I close my eyes for a while and just feel the sun's
warmth on me.
And now, I walk, in no hurry...further down the beach
OMG!...a desperate hand reaches out to me!
I must help...just like Mr. Nana said!
So, I quickly uncover the sand off of the person...
And the person, a guy, was just playing with me!...
...he covered his own self with sand because he saw me coming his way...
...and wanted to get my attention...and he sure did!
And, of course, his name is, of all names...Sandy! And...
he tells me that he's selling his biotech start up to Europa Pharma for 3 billion dollars but he's still holding back something from the negotiations.
Then, some big brute agent-looking guys in black suits and sunglasses are coming our way...fast!
So, Sandy sees these guys then kisses me and
whispers in my ear, "Immediately go to my Penthouse Suite at the Sunset Sea Cliffs Hotel...the access code to the elevator and the room are 6886...
...get the briefcase under the Master Bed, and keep it safe...I'll find you later! Go now!"...
Then, he runs a ways down the beach and those guys grab him and take him away...
...and those guys are not the police!...something's fishy!
So, I decide to walk back to my car in a relaxed fashion...
not letting on that I have what may be some life-saving knowledge!
So, I get back to my car
...and this guy comes up to me and asks me did the guy back there say something to me...
And I said, "Yeah! He told me that he wanted me to hold him tight...
...and not let go until he was finished...Can you believe the nerve of that guy!"
So, the bodyguard leaves it at that, and I drive away...
But I notice that he's following me in a--you guessed it--a big SUV
So, I turn a couple of ways, and then...
I lose him... by...
...successfully making it under a tanker truck!
Now, I hurry to my private parking space, which just happens to be close to the Hotel that I need to get to...
And after changing clothes and hair in the process, I enter the Hotel,
go to the penthouse level,
punch in the code
enter the torn up room
and retrieve the briefcase hidden under the mattress that the other agents missed.
Oh _ _ _ _!
Check that view!
Quickly! I can't lounge around!...I have to leave now with the case...
I get downstairs...
And one of those guys is in the lobby!
So I duck into a nearby room...
And some guys are talking and they come into the room!
So I quickly duck into a closet
and hurriedly undo the air vent
and I gymnastically shimmy into the AC duct with the briefcase,
close the air vent, and move down the vent labyrinth
and exit the building
by opening the vent gate to the outside!
Whew!
So now I walk to my non-obvious car...
...but I feel so...
But, nonetheless, I make it and drive off!
However, in my hurry to get away, I
have to put the pedal to the metal!
Now, I look at the brief case
And, wow...I need a key!
...then all of a sudden I feel something in my bra scratching me...
So, I dig in there...
And it's the case key!...That Sandy put it there, probably when we hugged!
Now that I think about it, that hug did "fast-light a burning spark in me,
a fire of urgent need
right down to my always receptive inner core"
for about five seconds!
...and that's all because he had his sly, roaming--and velvety-soft--hands...
...all the way up in my goodies!...
...purposefully hiding this key!
Do you "gotta luv 'um?"
Hey, Cupid!
I don't want to be a willing participant in any of this "Falling in Love Stuff!"
that is...
...if I can help it!
I always get walloped
and stretched out on a conveyor belt
whenever I "Fall In Love!"
Anyways, telling myself to stick to the point,
I open the case while still driving,
but I soon pull over to concentrate.
And there's a strange
...dried flower, and a piece of paper with an address and a name.
So, I drive to the place and it's a nursery, and I meet a man.
"Hello there, sir! Are you Jamalito?" I ask.
"Si, Señora,"he responds.
I hand him the flower and ask, "Is this an important flower?"
Immediately, his eyes widen, and he looks around to see if any one is looking!
"Lady...where did you get this?" he begs an answer.
"I got it from a friend...who might be in trouble!," I admit.
"What's so special about it?" I ask.
"This flowering plant is supposed to be a secret...it's the best medicine for any ailment. This plant developed and evolved with Mankind for hundreds of thousands of years!...
...and this, my dear, not the dog,
is really man's best friend!"
Drug companies are trying to kill off this plant, so only they can so-call cure people after people pay money...lots of money!"
And Jamalito continues, "How'd you get this?...there's only one man I know that knows about this, and his name is Sandy."
"Sandy told me where this was hidden before some guys took him away," I tell him, and I'm feeling a little shaky right now.
"Sandy got this plant from a disappearing mangrove island, where I'm from,
"that's off the coast of Venezuela, but it's foggy almost all year, so people don't really see it...but, actually...
..."the local people who know, are afraid to go there, because strange and dangerous sea creatures stay around
protecting it!"...
"The plant only grows well there. I told Sandy to not rush things, but word is getting out about the wonders of the medicine that comes from this plant. "
"Lady, you may have to go to that island and bring back more of this plant...especially some of the seeds to see if they can germinate!
But Lady...tell no one!...And I hope no one followed you here!" says Jamalito, who is starting to perspire a bit, as he nervously
looks about.
He writes on a piece of paper the name of the island and its coordinates...and gives it to me.
"Lady, please, try not to come here...things are too dangerous--those people want to keep their billions rolling in!...and I hope that you see Sandy, and he's well!"
"Gracias, Jamalito!" I say as I leave...in a hurry!
So, I'm driving away, feeling a little down, but I do think Sandy is a nice person, who desperately needs to be saved!
I need a plan, and I need it soon!
I know what I'll do!...
I'll go to the beach!...but a different beach...
...and in a different bikini, and look to the horizon, and figure out
"what must be!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
May you have many...what do you like to put in your mouth the most?...in the old days, they had some of the best ways, for those days!...act like the way that you want to be remembered!...smiles!
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