The "Smilerati"…Dentistry’s Coolest... Secret Society!

"Hey, Reader!...How you like my High-Flying Tricks!...I'ma swoop down to you in a sec!...

and we can talk!"

"HSR...

In this Selfie,

do you know

who I'm thinking about?"







































"There you are,

Dr. Report...

Fido and I hope that

you had a fun trip!"









































"OMG!...

I was waiting for you to get here

so that I can



look back at you!!








































"Hi there, Doctor!...

I made Lunch for you!...

There are some hot parts 

and there are

some cold parts

and then there's..."








































So,

you want me to go to your place

to read last week's

Hollywood Smiles Report Blog with you?

Well,

no one has asked me that before!...














































I am Meditating

 about what's going to happen next

in this blog!...











































...HSR!...

Thanks for coming

with me to

Miami!

Can you get me some more

Thick And Spicy Salsa!""







































...HSR...

Your world

and My World

are so different!

But,

I like the

New Things I learn!!"





































...HSR!...

...Let's go to my place right now!...

I'm making your favorite dessert!

you know

"Blackberry Cobbler

ala Mode!"
















































"Come on in, People and

'Jump In The Refreshing Pool'

of this here

Blogga Logga!"






































"Look at the

"Master Dentist at work!"
















































You and your

"Some girls need guys to look at them

almost as much as they need oxygen!"

smiles

are

glad to see her

spin around

for us!
















































For Today's Adventure to be delivered,

we will need to run out

into a Natural Forest

and

get a front row seat to a

"Genuine and Panoramic Interpretation"

from "The Natural Mother Herself!"













































Gimme some good Golf Stuff!

And even a ridiculous

Prize-Winning,

Hole-in-One!

Yes!....


Well,

HSR studies Golf Tapes,

Especially this one!

He thinks she will help 

his stroke!

But,

so far

no

such luck!

Even in Miniature Golf,

he

can't seem to win!

So, 

 he breaks watermelons 

a lot

for the juice!

But, 

HSR is really getting better at 

Frisbee!

But Frisbee is one thing...

and real life is another!...

And he will revisit 

this concept real soon 

because

sometimes he has to wade 

in the

"Smelly Stuff!"

Why?...

I don't know!...

But he does it again!...

...during

the preface of

"Here's Why Elvis Presley's Smiles Always Knocked 'Um Out!..."

and before that,

"They Say That In The End...You Can't Take Anything With You...But, Wait... You Can Take...Your Smile!"

So,

HSR MUST NOW

BREAK OUT THE T. TISSUE...

AND WIPE CLEAN!...

HE'S BEING DROPPED OFF

BY A HELICOPTER

THAT'S LOOKING FOR A SAFE 

PLACE TO LAND...

BUT THE IMPATIENT PILOT

JUST PUSHES HSR OUT

INTO A VERY DENSE,

MISTY, AND

FULL-OF-LIFE JUNGLE,

AND HE IS SENT THERE

BY HIS CONTRACTOR,

THE BIOTECH FIRM

CELLULARPHARMACEUTICALS.COM,

AND

THEY PROMISE HIM

EXCELLENT COMPENSATION

WHICH HSR WILL USE

WHEN HE STARTS

DENTAL SCHOOL

BUT,

HE GETS NO GUARANTEES

ON THIS MISSION

FOR HIS SAFETY,

AND HE IS TASKED WITH

FINDING AT LEAST THREE

OF THE MOST POWERFUL,

MEDICINE-LADEN

ORGANIC PLANT SPECIES,

AND

BRING THEM BACK

TO THE COMPANY,

BUT,

AS HE DROPS FROM THE  COPTER

HE BREAKS SOME BRANCHES

ON HIS WAY DOWN

AND

HSR LANDS HARD

ON THE JUNGLE FLOOR,

BREAKING HIS TWO-WAY RADIO

AND HIS CELL PHONE

SO NOW,

HSR HAS TO USE HIS WITS

ABOUT HIM

AND FIND THE PLANTS

PLUS GET BACK

TO THE BIG CITY

SO,

HE KNOWS THAT THE

MOST IMPORTANT PLANT

FOR HIM TO FIND,

IS THE "SUCCULENT OF DOOM,"

WHICH GROWS WELL

ON THE FACES

OF STEEP CLIFFS...

LIKE THIS ONE...

SO,

HSR DUSTS HIMSELF OFF

AFTER THE

BARELY

NON-INJURIOUS FALL

AND LOOKS ONE WAY

AND THEN

ANOTHER WAY,

WHICH ALSO

HAS NO PATHS TO WALK DOWN...BUT

HSR REMEMBERS...

THIS IS

"THE JUNGLE!"...

...AND THERE AIN'T NO STINKIN' PATHS!...

WELL,

LOOKING ANOTHER WAY

HSR ALMOST 

FALLS BACK IN FEAR, 

BECAUSE THAT THERE TREE

DOESN'T LOOK FRIENDLY...

OR NATURAL!...

SO, 

HE LOOKS THE FOURTH WAY

AND SAYS, 

"SHEESH!...GIMME A BREAK!"

SO, 

HSR CAUTIOUSLY 

TIP TOES AROUND THE FUZZY 

AND FUNNY-LOOKING GIANT PLANT 

...

AND...

AFTER WALKING 

FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE MILES...

HE EMERGES 

FROM A SMALL VALLEY AND 

LOOKS TO THE RIGHT...

AND SEES...

"YIPEE!...THERE'S A PRETTY CLIFF!

AND 

THERE'S SOME GREEN STUFF 

ON ITS FACE, 

WHICH MEANS,

I JUST MIGHT FIND 

SOME OF WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR!...

SO, 

HSR MAKES HIS WAY OVER THERE,

BUT ONE PART OF THE FACE IS

JUST TOO WET--AND SLIPPERY! 

"THAT WAY IS OUT OF THE QUESTION!" 

CONFIRMS HSR...

SO, 

HE REACHES A DRIER PART 

AND STARTS HIS ASCENSION...

AND AFTER ATTAINING 

A GOOD DISTANCE UP

HSR SLIDES 

TO THE SIDE AWHILE

AND AFTER SOME TIME...

HE SEES IT!...

"THERE IT IS... 

THE "SUCCULENT OF DOOM!""

AN EXCITED HSR SAYS IN JOY!

"I THINK I'LL 

KEEP ON GOING 

TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS CLIFF

FOR MORE PLANTS...

"I MIGHT GET LUCKY!," 

THINKS HSR...

AND GUESS WHAT...

HE COMES ACROSS A 

PARTICULARLY RARE...

AND RUMORED VERY POTENT...

"FALL FOR ME" 

FLOWERING BUSH!

"I'M ON A ROLL, NOW!" 

EXCLAIMS HSR!...

AND OF COURSE HSR DOES 

THE ONE THING THAT 

CLIMBERS ARE NOT SUPPOSE DO...

..."DON'T 

LOOK 

DOWN!"...

SO, 

GETS HIMSELF BACK TOGETHER

THEN,

HE PACKS THE SECOND SPECIMEN 

INTO A POUCH, 

BUT, 

RIGHT THEN...

HSR IS SOMEWHAT STARTLED!...

FROM OUT OF NOWHERE

SOMEONE ASKS, 

"HEY, BUDDY...

...IT LOOKS LIKE 

YOU FOUND SOME 

OF THE GOOD STUFF, MAN!"

AND HSR 

TURNS TO THE SIDE AND SEES

A GUY JUST HANGING THERE!

AND HSR SAYS, 

"WHOA! YOU HAD ME THERE 

FOR A MINUTE!...

HEY, MY NAME IS REPORT!"

"NICE HANGIN' WITH YOU, REPORT!... 

MY NAME IS ATTABOY, 

ATTABOY FLY," 

CONTINUES THE OTHER CLIMBER, 

"I WOULD 

SHAKE YOUR HAND RIGHT NOW, 

BUT..."

THEN,

 THEY BOTH LET OUT A CHUCKLE

AT HIS JOKE...

"HEY, REPORT...

THAT'S MY WIFE OVER THERE

HER NAME'S NIMBELLA...

AND 

OVER THERE'S 

MY DAUGHTER

"LEDGE!"

SHE'S BEEN ACTING SOUR TODAY...

SO 

WE HAVE HER 

COOLING HER HEELS ON...

...A...LEDGE!"...

"AND FURTHER DOWN, 

IS MY SON

"ROCKY!"

"AND WAY OVER THERE IS MY SISTER

"SNOW!"

"SO, SHE'S SNOW FLY?" 

OBSERVES HSR...

"GOT THAT RIGHT, 

REPORT," SAYS ATTABOY...

"HEY,

MR. REPORT...WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH

PICKING OUT PLANTS... 

PLEASE, 

COME ON OVER TO OUR PLACE 

DOWN THE HILL!"

SO, 

WITH TWO MAGICAL PLANTS 

IN HIS POSSESSION, 

HSR CALLS IT A DAY...

AND 

WILL SEE WHAT'S UP 

WHEN TOMORROW COMES!...

NOW. 

EVERY ONE HEADS OVER 

TO ATTABOY'S PLACE AND

WHILE THEY'RE FIXING DINNER,

HSR SAYS, 

"I CAN TELL THAT YOU GUYS 

REALLY LOVE IT UP HERE!...BUT, 

MR. FLY, 

WERE YOU RAISED IN THE MOUNTAINS, TOO?"...

"I SURE WAS, MR. REPORT,"

CONTINUES ATTABOY,

"TO US, OUR CLIFF WALLS

ARE JUST LIKE SIDEWALKS...

"BUT,

 WE LIVE OUR LIVES

NINTY DEGREES 

DIFFERENTLY

THAN CITY FOLK!

"SOME PEOPLE GET OFF

ON THE HORIZONTAL...WELL...

WE GET OFF ON THE VERTICAL! 

YES,

WE REALLY DO,

LITERALLY,

LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE,

RIGHT LEDGE!" SAYS ATTABOY...

"RIGHT, ERR, RIGHT ANGLE, DAD,"

RESPONDS LEDGE...

ATTABOY CONTINUES,

"I DON'T THINK THAT

WE COULD MAKE IT OTHERWISE!...

NOW,

ATTABOY'S SISTER,

SNOW FLY, SAYS, 

"SO, MR. REPORT,

THOSE TWO PLANTS YOU HAVE...

THEY'RE ALMOST THE STRONGEST...

"THERE ARE A BUNCH MORE

RARE MEDICAL PLANTS OUT HERE,

MAYBE

I CAN SHOW TOMORROW!"

"WELL, THANK YOU,

SNOW FLY!,"

SAYS HSR...

AND SNOW ADDS,

"THERE ARE TWO

THAT I KNOW YOU'LL REALLY LIKE....

"ONE'S VERY IMPORTANT TO US...

IT'S FOR 

"VERTIGO!

"BUT,

THEY'RE  ON THE

MOST RUGGED CLIFF OUT HERE"...

NOW,

ATTABOY'S WIFE,

NIMBELLA, HAPPILY ANNOUNCES,

"DINNER'S READY...

COME AND GET IT!"

SO,

WE ALL TAKE A SEAT

AND EVERY ONE CHOWS DOWN 

LIKE THEY MEAN IT...

WITH LITTLE TALKING!...

THEN, 

AFTER DINNER, 

SNOW FLY SAYS TO HSR, 

"CAN I SHOW YOU SOMETHING 

OUTSIDE?"

AND HSR AND SNOW GO 

TO A LOUNGE AREA 

AND SNOW SITS DOWN FIRST

IN THE RARE 

AND FRESH SUNSET AIR...

AND SNOW ASKS HSR, 

"WHAT ARE YOU GOING 

TO DO WITH THE PLANTS?"...

"I'M GOING TO TAKE THEM 

TO A PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY...

AND THEY'LL 

MAKE MEDICINES OUT OF THEM!" 

EXPLAINS HSR...

"THAT MEANS THAT 

YOU'LL BE LEAVING HERE?" 

LAMENTS SNOW FLY.

"YES...BUT VERY LIKELY, 

I'LL BE BACK!" 

DELIGHTS HSR, 

"BECAUSE SO MANY CURES 

ARE IN THE PLANTS 

OF THESE FAR AWAY MOUNTAINS!,"...

"MR. REPORT... 

I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING," 

SAYS SNOW FLY...

"AND WHAT'S THAT, SNOW?

"WHEN THE PLANTS ARE PREPARED 

AND CONSUMED WHOLE, 

LIKE THEY ARE TONIGHT, 

THEY ALWAYS HAVE 

BEAUTIFUL SIDE EFFECTS...

...THE PLANT WE

COOKED WITH TONIGHT...

BOTANI-ULTIMO EXPERIENCIA,

WILL INFLUENCE YOU...

...VERY SOON!"...

..."TELL ME, 

MR. REPORT...WHAT DO YOU SEE NOW?" 

ASKS SNOW...

THEN, 

HSR LOOKS TO THE SKY 

AND SEES

"OMG!" SAYS AN ASTONISHED HSR, 

"HEY, CHECK THAT SUNSET!...

AND THAT LADY NEXT TO IT!...

SHE LOOKS A LOT LIKE...

...YOU!"

NOW, 

HSR FEELS HIS REALITY 

GETTING "DIMENSIONALLY RICH"

AND 

HE'S STARTING TO FEEL 

THE PULSES

OF THE 

FAR AWAY 

STARS ALPHA 

CENTAURI 

AND 

POLARIS...

AND EVEN 

OUR MILKY WAY'S  

CENTRAL

BLACK HOLES!...

HSR

 IS NOW 

REAL-TIME CONNECTING

WITH THE 

UNIVERSALLY-UBIQUITOUS 

AND PERVASIVE 

ELECTROMAGNETIC

MACRO-AND-MICRO

FREQUENCIES!...

AND NOW, 

A THUMPING, 

IS FELT ALL OVER

HIS BODY!..

HE  STILL LOOKS THE SAME, 

BUT HE FEELS LIKE 

HIS LIPS, FACE, 

AND OTHER PARTS 

ARE SWELLING 

TO MANY MULTITUDES 

OF LOVELY BURSTS!

AND HIS NERVES...

...ALL OF THEM...

SEEM TO FEEL SWEET...AND..

"LIT UP!"

AND, THEN, 

HSR TURNS 

BACK AROUND TO SNOW,...

...AND HE CAN'T HELP... 

...BUT 

BE STRONGLY, 

DREAMILY, AND 

MAGNETICALLY PULLED IN...

...CLOSER AND CLOSER...

TO HER

PATIENTLY WAITING

AND REWARDING,

PERFECTLY 

WARMER THAN WARM

SELF!

...

AND IN A BIT...

EVERYTHING STARTS TO GO

INTO A BLUR

BUT,

HSR FEELS

A LOT OF HIS BODY

GOING THROUGH RUMBLINGS

LIKE THIS

AND

THIS!...


NOW...

AS HSR SITS ON THE COUCH

OUTSIDE,

HE CLOSES HIS EYES FOR

JUST A LITTLE,

THEN,

HE PICKS UP A

VISUAL DREAM,

IN A NEW REALM...

AND IN THAT DREAM,

SNOW FLY ASKS,

"MR. REPORT!...

...YOU ARE A WONDERFUL MAN...

...AND I WISH THAT 

YOU COULD STAY WITH ME...

...FOREVER, 

BUT,

I REALLY WANT TO

MAXIMIZE THE 

JOY OF OUR TOGETHERNESS

RIGHT NOW!...

...AFTER MEETING YOU

...NO MATTER NEAR

NOR FAR,

YOU WILL ALWAYS

BE WITH ME!"

"WERE WE EVER TOGETHER," SHE CONTINUES,

"IN

ANOTHER

TIME, PLACE,

AND REALITY?...

...YES!...

...WE MUST HAVE BEEN...

...OR...ARE!"...



"I REMEMBER

READING YOUR

NOTES OF LOVE TO ME!...HSR!...

...OMGOSH!

WHEN OUR CLOUDS

AND OUR SKIES

ENTANGLE...

OH-

BOY!...

WATCH OUT!"...



NOW...HSR THINKS THAT

HE IS WAKING UP...

OR...

...EVOLVING INTO

...A NEW REALITY!...




"LET US PLAY

IN EACH OTHER'S

VISUAL LOVE

A LITTLE MORE!" APPARENTLY

URGES SNOW...




STILL SUPERSATURATED

WITH THE SUPERNATANT

SUBSTANCE,

BOTANI-ULTIMO EXPERIENCIA,

HSR

"SEES AND BEHOLDS" HIS LOVELY SNOW

AND



TAKES HER IN

HIS

'ENTANGLING VISION'

FOR

A LOT

MORE



ADVENTURE!

Love Toothbrush®

"Sometimes, in this World...We have to really try...to find

some happiness!"

The Freemasons,

the Illuminati,

the Skull and Bones

the National Bolshevik Party

the Bloods

and …

...the list goes on and on!

...

Since time immemorial,

groups of people with shared goals

have banded together

to pursue their agendas,

and to direct their actions

to obtain

their membership’s desired outcomes.

Sound familiar?

Many nations

hypothetically started off

just like that!

The groups comprising the

global Profession of Dentistry

are no different:

the American Dental Association,

the Federation Dentaire Internationale,

IDEM Singapore,

the International College of Dentists,

and...

the really fun one!

...in the Tropical Paradise!

But,

there’s one common thread

that binds the Dental Profession World:

the need to help all of the people’s smiles

of the world become healthier

through treatments and preventions!

But the Smilerati

is different…

This group,

we have more edge,

more swagger,

more attitude—we make it happen—with

substance

and style!

Who can be a member of the Secret Smilerati,

you ask?

You know who…

the Centers of Influence,

the Thought Leaders,

and

the Big Movers and Shakers!...

...the “Smilesters,” if you will!

They are the inventors and inventists

that bring new, and sometimes disruptive products

to the marketplace.

They bring about the smart breakthroughs,

and they dictate current and future

dental market trends.

And we successfully convince consumers

that it’s wise for them

to purchase our products.

We introduce the consumer

to more relevant choices…

ones that consumers, in many cases,

didn’t think they had.

Dr. Ralph Winge,

the provider of this content,

is the official mouthpiece for the Smilerati!

Members of the Smilerati sometimes have to operate in the shadows…

we do the long-term heavy-lifting—

and many times—

the lonely laboratory and

patient research,

public and private policy

planning, and

the products development along with the testings needed,

to create the grand solutions

that no one else can seem to synthesize.

Our sole function is to make

the world a more esthetic and happier place

through significant, smile-centered change.

The Smilerati members do exchange a secret handshake,

which the author

is not at liberty to show you now!

But it's not like this

or like this,

or even like this!

Hit me up in the comments section,

and I'll may tell ya!

So, all in all

The Smilerati doesn't reflect smiles like this!

The Smilerati reflects smiles like

this!

"Hey...

If you know what's

good for ya...

don't mess with

the

Smilesters!

"I don't even

think about the calories!"

May you have many...



...HSR...

I really cherish

My Private Moments...

before I go out and perform on stage

for my fans!

Don't get me wrong...

I like all of the excitement

and adoration...

but, it's the

quiet times

that I need!"...



..."Fancy, exotic, and expensive

Destination Vacations 

can be very boring

without you!"...




...I Love my life!...

I still have so many Possible Opportunities!

And many more Fresh Chances to Love!

I saw Dr. Report for the first time 

yesterday!

And My Loving Heart

seemed to have a Panic Attack!

So,

in a way,

it's not what I 

do to him...

It's what He

does

to Me!"...


...smiles!

"Walking in the Park

with you

is the Second Best Thing!

And the First Best Thing is...

looking at the Sunset!"

"Hi Reader...

I'm here to

Show you the Festival...

...if you'd like!"

"Just like the Dandelions fly...

...this Post is

floating off...

into the wind!"















































"My gosh!

Even across the Room...

that Man has an

"Irresistible Presence" about Him!

"I just can't seem to

make up My Mind

which Dress

Sir Hollywood  Report,

might like!... 

Maybe

this!"

"Just look at Him...

...so Strong and Handsome!

Ladies!...Remember to 

keep your self in Good Health!...

...because Hollywood 

Loves Gymnastics and Aerobics!"...

Meanwhile...Back at the Shindig!...

"Let's go across the Dance Floor, Honey!...

and

I'll clear the way!"

"I'll wait until she goes

into the Ladies Room...

And then I'll

make my

Play!"

"Dr. Report!

You're still

looking as good as ever!"

"Thanks, Natasha...

...You're looking 

Highly Desirable yourself!"

"Do you still breed your 

Big and Beautiful Dog?

I have four Pedigree Females!"

"Four?

My Stud's gonna act like

Pavlov!"

"Good...I hope your terms

can be "Flexible!"



"See my arms and legs?"

I'm very flexible!"

"Dr. Report!...

Over here!...

I have learned how to "Live Off Of The Land"

for months!

And you look like you have

some "Beautifully Bucolic Ways"

about you!"

"Brushing your teeth is like

'Destroying A Regrowing Enemy!"






















































































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