..."Great Love" is its own Reward!"
"Don't go too far out
into the water, Hollywood...
Remember last time,
I had to save you!...
Plus,
I didn't bring my Bikini,
and
I just did my hair!"
"The time I spend with you
is soooo sweet!
But the time passes by too fast...
...like sand sliding through my fingers!
And almost as silky
as
the fabric of of my Gown!"
"HSR!...
Time to
'Rise and Shine!'...
"I like the way
you play Baseball!...
...you know...
the way you
"Slide Into Second"
and
especially
your Home Runs!"
"Hello to you!...
Oh yeah...
I'm gonna be
Terminatin' only the Bad Stuff today!
...HSR,
I just Love
being in LoveLand with you!...
Hey...why are you looking
at me that way?...
who put me here!"
...Dr. Report...
Can you
pick me up and
carry me...
so that I
can tell my Friends
that
you "Swept Me Off My Feet?""
"When we dance like this
together,
Dr. Report,
I feel that I'm
the only one that matters,
and that
we're the only ones on
the Dance Floor!"
"That's because...
we are, Juleen!"
"So, are you
going to show me the
Buried Treasure,
or
am I going to
You and your
"when I get out of a swimming pool on a hot day, and I get back in...it feels colder...and I like that"
smiles
are
having a great time
losing your
Good Earned Money
to a
Beautiful Pool Shark!
Today's Enlightening Message
is deciphered and interpreted
for you
by an
Original
and
Cerebral-and-Cosmos-Connected
Shaman...
...who is never wrong!
Wanting to earn some
extra cash in high school,
HSR
once tried
working at the
Super Market!
And he would
show some
good
initiative!
But sometimes...
he would
goof off!
And
if a Pretty Lady that's "Game"
shows up...
...all bets...are off!
But,
he had one bad day
and
they moved him in
back!...
However,
after only
two
small
mistakes
he "Got Fired!"
YUP!...
THAT HSR IS
ALWAYS TRYING TO
DO "EXTRA!"...
AND BY DOING SO,
IT MULTIPLIES THE
POSSIBILITY OF
HIS DEMISE!...
...PRAY FOR THIS BOY...PLEASE!
SO, LAST TIME,
HSR WAS AT SUMMER CAMP,
DURING THE POST,
"Marilyn Monroe's Scintillating Smiles In That Little Red Dress!..."
IS ALWAYS
FUN,
WHAT WITH
MEETING NEW FRIENDS,
AND DOING ACTIVITIES
THAT PROMOTE TEAMWORK
AND
THAT HELP TO BUILD ONE'S COURAGE,
AND,
THERE'S ALWAYS THE
ADULT THAT
WANTS TO BE POWERFUL
WITH HIS
WHISTLE!...
THEN
THERE ARE THE
CAMP COUNSELORS THAT
LIKE
SHOWING OFF!...
AND LAST YEAR,
HSR HAD A GREAT,
BUT DANGEROUS EXPERIENCE,
WHERE HE HAD TO BE
SAVED
(IS THERE A PATTERN FORMING ALREADY?)
BY THE CAMP'S
BRAVE
EAGLE!
BUT,
THIS YEAR
HSR IS A BIG
7 YEARS OLD,
AND HE'S READY
TO FIND MORE ADVENTURE
IN THE ALWAYS-SURPRISING-AND-MANY-TIMES-SCARY...WOODS!
BUT...AGAIN...
...HSR FEELS THAT HE
CAN
HANG WITH THE BEST OF THEM!
SO, AFTER LUNCH,
THERE'S FREE TIME,
AND HSR HEADS STRAIGHT TO
WHERE HE WENT LAST YEAR...
YES, THERE!
IT SEEMS LIKE ADVENTURES,
AND MAYBE
A LOT OF EXCITEMENT IS
CALLING HIM!...
...BY NAME!...
SO,
HE'S WALKING ALONG
AND THINGS
SEEM OKAY
SO FAR
BE THEN
HE SEES
SOMETHING
IN THE DISTANCE!...
AND HE
MAKES A
HARD RIGHT TURN
TO STAY AWAY,
BECAUSE
HE'S SEEN SOME SCARY
MOVIES
ON TV
WHERE THINGS DON'T
TURN OUT SO
WELL!
SO, AS HSR
KEEPS WALKING,
HE REMEMBERS,
"OH NO!
I LEFT MY
COMPASS IN MY
SLEEPING BAG!"
SO,
HE TURNS AROUND AND SAYS,
"I'M GOING BACK TO CAMP!"
AND HE STARTS TO RUN!...
THEN HE HEARS
A SCARY OWL!
"OH NO!"...
SAYS HSR...
SO HE RUNS FASTER!
BUT SUDDENLY,
HSR SLIPS AND FALLS
AND HITS HIS HEAD!...
...AND HE'S KNOCKED OUT...
IN THE SPOOKY FOREST!...
BUT
THANKFULLY...
HE WAKES BACK UP!...
"YAY!"...
BUT UNFORTUNATELY...
...IT'S DARK!
"NAY!"...
NOW THE SCARY MOVIE MEMORIES
REALLY
START TO KICK IN!
SO
HE GETS UP
AND WALKS SOME
AND SAYS,
"IT'S
TOO FREAKY NOW...
AND...
...I SHOULDA BROUGHT MY
FLASHLIGHT!
AND I WISH
THAT OWL WOULD
SHUT UP!"...
SOON,
HSR SEES
A
CAVE!...
"MAYBE I CAN HIDE IN THERE?...OR
ON SECOND THOUGHT...
MAYBE NOT!"...
THEN,
HE LOOKS
ACROSS THE WAY,
AND HE
SEES A HOUSE...
A SORT OF
UNINVITING HOUSE!...
"I DON'T LIKE THAT
CAVE,
AND I DON'Y LIKE THAT
HOUSE!...SO I MIGHT
HAVE TO
CLIMB UP IN A TREE...THAT
DOESN'T HAVE
A STUPID OWL!
...AWW, MAN...
I
WANT MY MAMA!"
SO
HSR CLIMBS UP IN AN
ACCOMMODATING TREE,
AND LOOKS
AT THE NIGHT SKY
BUT WAIT...
...HE HEARS
AND SEES
SOMEONE APPROACHING
...FROM A DISTANCE!
"I'LL HAVE TO
WAIT...
AND SEE
WHO THAT IS!" HOPES HSR...
"WAIT!...IT
SMELLS...LIKE...
...LIKE THE CAMP COOK!...
JIMMY "BIG CHILI" WILLIAMS!
YEAH!...
IT JUST MIGHT BE HIM!!...
BUT,
I'MA WAIT
JUST A LITTLE
LONGER!"
TO BE CONTINUED!....
Love Toothbrush®
"OMG!...some movies are just
too scary!"
Hi there!...
My name is
Marshmella Montenegra!..
...and I am an
Anthropologist and an
Archeologist!
I just Love
investigating what happened in the past
here on Earth!...
I like the Sphinx
and the Pyramids
and even unearthing the
fossils of animals and
Man!
I know that back in days past...
the Architecture was
Super Spectacular!....
And the Royalty...
especially the women,
like Cleopatra,
I know, didn't
"Take No Mess!"
I have friends that
go digging with me...
in different parts
of the
World!
I guess I could be
just lounging around
at home,
or playing in the bed with
My Man...but...
I'm "Where The
Action Is!"
So I have this special place to
investigate...
almost in the
middle of nowhere,
and I climb on up
to the top
and I relax there
and start to
Meditate!
I do this
to see in
My Mind,
how a Specific Caveman
did his work here,
because there are a lot of
extracted teeth around,
and pointed, sharp stones
and very withered bush branches,
and I believe that he
must have been treating
other
Cave People
for Dental Difficulties!
I'm trying to act like
"CSI" and feel how
the days might have gone
for this Dentist/Cave Man!
I start to
Day Dream
deeper now!
And after an extended period of
Uncounted Time,
I feel like I'm
in a
"Special Place!"
Then,
I see ancient mural artists!
And,
I now see danger around
and
fighting, and
OMG!...
precarious life!
What's this!...
I "hear" a woman speak!...
"Mouth Man Wingwing,
please help My Man!
We were attacked by some people and he
killed them, but
he hurt his
tooth!
Come here, Stinky, so he can
check you out!"
and Stinky says,
No No No, I hate
Mouth People!"
But Stinky lets Wingwing
do his thing soon anyway,
because the Pain
is starting to set in!
Wingwing gets a special instrument... I mean...stone tool...
and finally
wedges the tooth
and root out!
Great!
Now, I visualize a skull
later on in that future
that may be from
that same person,
not too far from here!
I now see a woman...
She is saying,
"Bricko, Bricko!"...
and Bricko says,
"Yes, Dear?"
"Some men
from across the Valley
are going to attack us soon!
I saw them knock your brother
out!...
and their Leader said that
he's coming
for the rest of us,
so,
they can take the
Women and the food!"
"Well, we can't lose the food...and...
...you, especially, My Dear...
let's get
"Ready to
Battle!"...and
crush them with
Rocks!...
We can not run away like
some others!"
Soon
the Big Battle begins
and there are
many casualties on both sides!
But Bricko's side wins!...
and he keeps
his Woman!
Great!
But Bricko brings his
wounded soldiers to the
Dentist/Cave Man
Wingwing!
And there is a lot of this
to fix!
So,
Wingwing tries his best!...
with what he has to
work with!
Now, I visualize the nearby remains
of some of those
Valiant Warriors!
So,
while it's very debatable that
in those Pre-Historic times
whether
Mouth Man Wingwing was the
First Dentist,
with a Valuble
Dental
Assistant,
I know that,
if I had a Dental Problem
back then...
...he
would be the only one
I'd call!
So, after a little more
imagining about the past
in this cave...
and being thankful to antibiotics
and Modern Dentistry,
I'll head back
to my Air-Conditioned
Place!
Lastly, I wonder if
Mouth Man Wingwing
is related to this Blog's Creator,
Dr. Winge,
maybe
100,000 generations ago?...
...Just a thought!
"Yes!...this is how
"Drowning In Passion Feels!""
"OMG!...
Look what HSR left for me
on the Top Shelf!"
May you have many...
..."Our Hair is such an
It's almost equal to a Crown on our heads!
And we have to have it...Just Right!
And we can't take
other people's word that it's okay...
r
We have to have a
Mirror to check for ourselves!
But when we can't find a Mirror...
it's like we are all alone!
I don't have my Mirror with me now...OMG!...
It's horrible!
I just need to take a look to see if
everything's in place...
and okay!
HSR is coming
right now!...
Good!...
I'll look into the reflection
from his
Big Beautiful Eyes
and
and check out my hair!"...
..."This City is where
I spent some time growing up,
HSR"...
"You say that you "Come here all the time?"
"Sure, Hollywood...you're just Pulling My Leg!"
"No Hollywood,
you may not really
Pull My Leg Right Now!"...
...smiles!
"There is our Future King...
all alone now...
We need to take him now
and
give him what is
Rightfully His!"
"Now, tell me,
young Lady...
what do you
want in a Man?"
I helped you pass
way back in
Elementary School?
Well,
how much longer
do I have to wait
for you to "Thank Me?"
Meanwhile...Down The Street From The "House Of Ill Repute!"...
"My, oh, my...
Agent Report...
Nice to see you...
but,
what are you doing in a
place like this?"
"Well, Agent Tsintia!...
You're looking as fine as ever!
I'm here to "Get To The Bottom"
of an
Investigation!...
Plus,
I know that I could find you here!"
"Well, what a coincidence!
I'm conducting an
investigation myself!"
"I want to believe you, Tsintia,
but
last time I saw you here,
I ended up losing my lead!
You got in the
way of everything!"
"I'm sorry, Agent Report!...
I was doing
Under Cover work, too!
And you
got in my way!
However..It was just what I needed!
Truthfully though, I'm here
to see if we can work a case...
together!
But I warn you...
it may require long hours
and
lots of effort!"
"It's starting to sound like
what happened
when
we got into each other's way
last time!"
"Yes...and I hope that you get
to the
"Today is HSR's Favorite Day!...
I don't think that
it's his Birthday,
but,
it's just another
Day that he likes!
And...
...he loves the outdoors,
There he is!...
I'll hide
surprise him!"
So,
that's
Cave Man HSR...
I'm
going to corner him
and
check him out!
"Gee!...
The BioFilm Wars are like this today?...
..I've hardly even entered
the Periodontal Sulcus!!"
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