Benefit, Too!"
"There's a very serious look in your eyes
today, HSR!
it's almost like
you might be
a
Vampire or something!"
"I'ma send you...
a text!"
"Let's give a Round Of Applause
for Hollywood!"
....Hollywood!
You make Me feel as
Fresh as
The Morning Air!
And,
as the Day goes on...
it gets better!""
"Don't forget your
Popcorn and Bon-Bons
...as we proceed...
to give you what you need!"
You and your
"you know...I may want to be taller,
or whatever...but...thinking about it...I'll just keep the Blessed
Body that I have now! "
smiles
are
just
happily dancing!
After participating in and completing
a Triathlon...
this Conquering Lady
will now
convey and relay
Today's Blog
to us!
Skipping rope is so
Cool and Fun!
And people can really
enjoy themselves!
And those that are good at it
are a sight to see!
Even Man's
Best Friends!
...And Circus Bears!
But...oh boy...HSR appears again,
to "Get Involved,"
but...as usual...he
has
his own challenges!
Yes!...
This boy HSR
MANY TIMES
BITES OFF MORE THAN
HE CAN
CHEW!
TAKE TODAY,
FOR INSTANCE...
HSR IS ON BREAK
AND HE WANTS TO
DRIVE A BIG TRACTOR
TRAILOR
ACROSS THE U. S. A.
FROM L. A. TO NEW YORK!
SO,
HSR SHOWS UP AT
A TRUCKING
AND WALKS ON THE LOT...
AND THIS LADY CALLS OUT,
"HEY, YOUNG MAN...I WANNA
TRUCK DRIVE YOU CRAZY!...
...YOU GOING
TO SEATTLE, RIGHT?"
"NAW...JUST NEW YORK FOR NOW!"
AND HE KEEPS WALKING
TO THE OFFICE...
"GOOD MORNING , SIR!...YOU HERE TO
DRIVE
TRANSPORT TRUCKS FOR US?"
"YES, MAM!" SAYS HSR...
"HAVE YOU DRIVEN A TRUCK BEFORE,"
ASKS ONE OF THE LADIES...
"NO, MAM!" HE RESPONDS...
WELL, THE PEOPLE OUT
THERE WILL
GET YOU UP TO SPEED
AND LICENSED IN NO TIME!
"AND WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SIR?"
"MY NAME'S HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT!"
"THAT'S AN UNUSUAL NAME,"
SHE SAYS, "I BET THAT YOUR NAME IS...
HOW SHOULD I SAY IT...
"VERY BLOGABLE!...WELL...
TAKE THIS PAPER
TO THE CAPTAIN RIGHT OUTSIDE...
AND GOOD LUCK AND
SAFE DRIVING!"
NOW
HSR GOES OUTSIDE
AND
THIS WOMAN SAYS,
"HI THERE...
I'M THE CAPTAIN!...YOU A
NEWBIE TO TRUCKING?"
"YUP!" ADMITS HSR...
"WELL," SHE SAYS, "THERE
ARE SOME THINGS
THAT YOU SHOULD BE
AWARE OF!
THIS IS OBVIOUS...
KEEP YOUR AWARENESS ON
THE ROAD... BECAUSE
THINGS CAN
GET DEADLY!"
AND THIS WOMAN, WHILE
SHE WORKS,
SHE SAYS TO HSR,
"YOUNG MAN, MAKE
SURE THAT YOUR
LOAD
IS BALANCED!"
THEN HSR SEES SOMETHING FUNNY
ABOUT A TRUCK OFF
TO THE SIDE...
AND IT'S
...WOW...AN OWL...
"ALSO," SAYS THE CAPTAIN,
"THERE
ARE ALWAYS BETTER
DRIVERS THAN YOU, WHO CAN
HAUL WAY BIGGER LOADS,
SO,
JUST DO YOUR BEST, AND
THAT'S IT!"
NOW, THIS WOMAN SAYS,
I'VE BEEN DRIVING 50 YEARS
AND IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO
STAY
IN THE
DRIVER'S
SEAT!...YOU'LL
LIVE BETTER
THAT WAY, SONNY!"
"AND ALSO," THIS ONE SAYS,
DON'T BE IN A RUSH,
BECAUSE THINGS CAN GET
TOO CLOSE!...HEY...DID YOU
KNOW THAT SOME
TRUCKERS HAVE A BIG
SCREEN IN BACK
TO SHOW THE PEOPLE
BEHIND...
WHAT'S ON THE ROAD
AHEAD!"
NOW THIS GUY,
BILLY "WIDE LOAD" JACKSON,
WARNS,
BE CAREFUL ABOUT HITCH HIKERS
YOU
NEVER KNOW!"
AND THIS DRIVER SAYS
"AND BE CAREFUL WITH THE ELEMENTS OUTSIDE,
BECAUSE THE
WIND CAN
MAKE THINGS
VERY DIFFICULT FOR YOU!"
"TRUCKERS ARE PEOPLE, TOO,
SAYS
THIS WOMAN, "WE ARE NOT
MONSTERS,
OR
TRANSFORMERS,
THAT CAN DO
OUTRAGEOUS
STUNTS!"
"SO,
BE CAREFUL WHO
YOU LET IN YOUR CAB
BECAUSE YOU
WON'T WANT A LOT
OF
DRAMA AFFECTING YOU!...SO JUST
HAVE FUN!"
SO HSR GETS SQUARED AWAY
AND FINALLY
GETS ON THE ROAD,
AND AFTER
A COUPLE OF HOURS,
HE PASSES BY ONE
HITCH HIKER
AND AFTER
A COUPLE OF MORE HOURS...
HSR STOPS
AND
PICKS
THIS ONE UP!
AND WHEN SHE GETS IN
THE CAB,
SHE ASKS,
"HEY BIG BOY...
I CAN BE YOUR NEW
GIRLFRIEND!"
NOW,
HSR FEELS LIKE
DOING THIS,
HOWEVER...
STAY TUNED!...
"Aah, yes! That Park Bench in the Shade
is going to go well with Me and My
Ice Drink!"
"Johnny," says Mom...
Today is
Dental Appointment Day!...
It's going to be fun!...
...Hey Johnny,
why are you looking like
...that!"
"The Dentist is a Fun Guy!...
Johnny...he's
highly recommended
and
you just might like him!"
"Idon'twannagototheDennis," says
Johnny!...
"Those guys are Strange!
and they make me jump!
And Dentists are always using
different
Drills!...
And,
Other Specialists
use different
Shots!
And even "Hammers"
sometimes!"
"So,
if all of this
starts to happen
to me today," promises Johnny,
"I'm gonna be Real Scared!...
And,
right then,
and right there,
I'll want my
Pretty
English Teacher
to barge on in...and
Rescue Me!"
Now,
a little girl who
is sitting
a little next
to him shouts out
to her Mom...
"I don't want to get a Check Up,
either!"...
And this boy says,
"I didn't have any
cavities last time...
and probably this time, too!"
Now, Johnny looks
at an old picture
on
the wall!...
along with
this
sign!
Suddenly,
a door to the Waiting Room opens!...
"Madeline, please come in!"
Then,
this girl
stands up
and walks in very slowly
and quietly!
Then the door
shuts!...
Then two seconds later...
the Door opens and
Johnny is called in!..
And as he walks to his room
he sees this boy
who is in his School Class and
that boy says,
"Hey, Johnny!...
You come to
this Dentist, too?
He's pretty Cool!"
So, now
Johnny feels only
a little bit better
and he takes a seat in the
Dental Chair...
"I hope my doctor isn't
a
terrible Zombie," thinks an
unsure Johnny,
"or somebody
Crazy!"
Now Dr. Mout walks in and says,
"Top of the Morning to you, Big John!...
I'm Dr. Mout...
Dr. Pulla Mout!...
Hey, Big John...I
hope that my name
doesn't scare you!"...
"Well I'm just taking
a quick look
and then
you can jump out the Chair, Okay?"
And Johnny says, "Okay!"
And the Doctor uses his Stuff
to check things
Now finished, Doctor Pulla Mout says,
No cavities...Perfect X-rays...
You're at the top of your game,
young Man!...but I do see an
area where you
just lost a
Primary Tooth!"
"And I have another loose one coming up!" says
Johnny...
"Well," says Dr. Mout,
"the Hygienist is
going to "Fix the Shine on your Teeth up!...
and
I'll be back
with something for that
loose Tooth coming up!
...But Keep on Flossing, Brushing
and Rinsing, especially at night
to get the food off, Okay, Sir...
...just like
Batman!!"
"Sure, Doc," smiles Johnny.
Now
the Doctor leaves and the Hygienist
walks in and
she says,
"Hello there Johnny, Perfect teeth!...
and
"Well...I'm
going to Clean and Polish your
Pearly Whites,
okay?"
"Okay," Johnny smiles back!
And
things go well
and in no time at all
his Preventive Treatments
Now,
with everything finished,
Johnny is so
happy!
Then,
the Doctor
walks back
in the room and says,
Nice meeting you Johnny,
and
thanks for giving me a chance!
And, Johnny...
...one more thing!
...here's an apple
to
help get that loose tooth out!"
"Thanks, Doc!" says Johnny!
Now the Hygenist says,
"Thanks, Mr. Johnny...that's it!
You're finished!
Then,
the Assistant says,
Okay, Mom! Now,
...it's your turn!
And Johnny's
Mom goes
"Yikes!,"
and says, "Come here, Johnny!...
and
hold
"Mom," Dr. Pulla Mout reassures,
"Just be cause my name is Doctor Pulla
Mout...
That's not all I do!"
May you have many...
..."Sometimes I wish that
we are still in College!
And we had classes and stuff...
we would
just look at the Sunsets!"...
..."Being kind to our Fellow Man and Woman,
is a Hallmark of Civility in our World!
Many Religions teach this and...it's true!
Being Kind and Sharing and Giving
helps this World
not descend into an
"Abysmally Chaotic State!"
But,
Many People say...
and there's some Truth to It...
"I'll be Real Kind and
help People out a lot...
after I get My Own Self together!""...
...Hey, HSR...
My Long Legs
And my Big Hat
helped me win the
"Best Hat In The City"
Award this year!"...
...smiles!
"Hi there!...
I am your Dream Destination, HSR,
for this Episode!
Doctor Winge has proven to me
that a Smile-Centered Lifestyle
really has no downsides,
because,
included is
...and a whole bunch of Other Good Stuff!
"Hollywood!...
Thanks for coming to My Huge Party!
I'll meet you
in My VIP Suite
in fifteen minutes!"
Meanwhile...Back At The Place To Which You Love To Escape!...
As HSR is photographing this Beauty
he says to the Model,
"My...you're owning that
Look Now!
he says to the Model,
"My...you're owning that
Look Now!
That's it!...
Make me feel
that
Emotion!...
Yes!"
"Agent HSR!...
I'm Agent Natalasia
from Blogoslovakia!...
We've never met, but
I was told that
it would look good on my
Resume
if I did!
Can I
take you out to Lunch?"
Now,
My
Medicated and Mystical Mists
will Help Heal The
Ulcerated Gingivae!
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