...the Wind is in Our Hair!"
"My Smile
is a
White Arc Of Delight?
...Why, Thank You!
"Hey...I'm glad you can
make it Today with Us!...
...Would you
Like One!"
"Tonight...I
think I know
what I'll cook for Him!...
Yeah...that's right!... I
just know that he'll Love It!"
...HSR!...
I know that you're a
Big Time DJ!...
I heard some
of your podcasts
on Sound Cloud!
I have some Vintage Vinyl that
I know you'll do "Anything" for!
Can you play these?"
...Dr. Report!
I'm practicing the Lines of a Play
that I'm in, Okay!...
Romeo, Romeo...
wherefore art Thou, Romeo!
OMGosh!...
What's next?
Dr. Report...
Do you like
the way I pose?"
...Hollywood,
I've been trying to tune into
your Air Frequency...
...so that we can
communicate through
Mental Telepathy!
Wait!...
I'm feeling something!"
...OMG!...
Hollywood!...
I hear you
Loud And Clear!"
"Hollywood!...
That
Peach Cobbler
was too much!"
"Dr. Report!...
I am Mother Earth...
at least in this Costume...
I really like Connecting
with You now!
But, in Reality...
I am
Asleep Dreaming,
and
you just
walked on in!"
You and your
"I really Love to Look Into
the Eyes of My Dentist!"
smiles
are
in dire need for some
more water
right now!
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is brought to you by
an Immaculate Interpretation of
Today's Text
by a World Class
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by a World Class
"Come Rain, Snow, Sleet,
or Shine
the Mail Still Comes!
And HSR had
a job like that!...
And some Dogs
treated him very
considerately!
But, HSR knows his limits!
When things don't seem
right...he
doesn't press
the issue!
The Last Thing that HSR wants is
to
be some Dog's Meal!
No, Siree,
Bob!
"I'm outta here!,"
says HSR...
...And I think that this
two-legged friend
knows
that I have a pair of
Ostrich Shoes!"
So, there are lots
of surprises for HSR, over
and over again,
and it will be that way
into the Foreseeable Future,
so he
might as well relax...and
keep running!
Or, keep flying,
as is this next case
where in
"Hey, Man!...Why'd You Get Socked...In The Mouth?"
and
and also in,
AND THIS THREAD HAS
HIM
AS A
MAN IN FLIGHT!...
IN A GLIDER...
WAY UP IN THE AIR!...
AND EVER SINCE HE WAS A
LITTLE BOY
HE HAS ALWAYS LOVED
"BEING UP IN THE
ATMOSPHERE!"...
BUT,
HE DOESN'T LIKE
FLYING
AT NIGHT!...
HEY...
HE ALSO HAS
A FRIEND FROM SCHOOL
WHO
IS ALSO
A
FIGHTER
PILOT!
AND SHE CAN
DO STUFF LIKE
THIS!...WHOA!...
BUT NOW,
HSR IS FLYING
TO DIFFERENT PARTS OF EUROPE
WHILE HE IS
ON BREAK
FROM DENTAL SCHOOL
AT
U...S...
...C!
AND HE STARTS FROM
WESTERN CRIMEA,
SPECIFICALLY,
FROM THE CLIFFS
OF THE TARKHANKUT
PENINSULA
NEAR OLENIVKA!
AND WITH NEAR-PERFECT WEATHER,
HE
GLIDES OFF INTO
THE
WILD BLUE YONDER!
HE WANTS IT THIS WAY,
BECAUSE HE WON'T HAVE TO
USE A LOT OF THIS!...
...THUS,
HE WILL
LEAVE A SMALL
CARBON BURDEN!...
SO, HSR HEADS WEST
OVER THE
CHORNE SEA
PART OF THE BLACK SEA...
AND HE PASSES THROUGH MOLDAVIA AND
THE BEAUTIFUL ROMANIA,
WHERE MANY PEOPLE SAY THAT
THE MEANING OF "ROMANCE"
STARTED!
AND
HE PASSES BY
SVISHTOV, BULGARIA,
WHICH IS
BY THE SPARKLING DANUBE
RIVER!
AND HE HAS HAD
ALL KINDS
OF THINGS
HAPPEN TO HIM
IN THE PAST EPISODES,
BUT TODAY...
HE TAKES OFF FROM SVISHTOV
AND IS HEADED
TO FYROM (MACEDONIA)...
BUT OH NO!
SOME
PROLONGED WIND GUSTS
PUSH HIM WAY,
I MEAN WAAAY
OFF COURSE!...
...OVER TO GREECE!
AND HE BARELY GETS THROUGH
THE
OMG!...
...ROUGH,
WING-SHAKING
TURBULENCE!
AND NOW, HE FINDS
HIMSELF OVER THE
HALKIDIKI (THREE FINGERS)
PENNINSULAS!
SO THE WEATHER'S
BETTER NOW, AND
HE FINDS A NICE HILL OVERLOOKING
KASSANDRA
THAT WILL ALLOW HIM TO EASILY GET
AIRBORNE AGAIN!...
SO HE TURNS
AND COMES IN FOR
THE LANDING,
AND HE NAILS
A SMOOTH ONE AGAIN!
AND NOW
HSR GETS OUT AND STRETCHES SOME
ON HIS BLANKET!
AND ONCE HE
LAYS HIS HEAD DOWN,
HE'S IN
DREAMLAND!
WHERE EVERYTHING
MAY OR
MAY NOT
MAKE SENSE!
"HSR," SAYS
THIS LADY,
"THANKS FOR COMING TO GREECE...
...MY COUNTRY!...
I WAS TOLD THAT
YOU WOULD BE
FLYING HERE!...
I JUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW!...
I, AND OTHERS, NEED
YOUR INTUITIVE HELP...
DESPERATELY!
WE NEED TO FIND THE REALM OF
OUR POSEIDON!
THE RULER OF ALL
OF
THE SEAS!
HIS REALM IS SOMEWHERE
OFF OF THE
"THREE FINGERS"
OF HALKIDIKI!...
THE THREE FINGERS ARE SAID TO
REPRESENT
POSEIDEN'S
TRIDENT!
AND IN THAT
UNDERWATER REGION
IS WHERE POSEIDON'S REALM IS LOCATED!...
WE NEED TO FIND IT
SO THAT WE CAN
REAWAKEN THE GOODNESS
AND PROTECTION THAT
HE BRINGS TO OUR
OVERWATER AND
ESPECIALLY OUR
UNDERWATER
WORLDS!
HE NEEDS
TO BE
FREED!...
WITH HIS WIFE
AMPHITRITE!
...THE MODERN WORLD TODAY
IS COLLIDING
IN SO MANY WAYS
WITH THE TRUE OLD WAYS!
CLARIFICATION
AND REDEMPTION
IS BADLY NEEDED!
FOR IN
THE REALM
IS
THE INFORMATION AND
THE RESOURCES REQUIRED
TO OVERCOME OUR NEW
AND OLD
ADVERSARIES
LIKE
THE WICKED ATHENA
AND OTHER ENTITIES,
INCLUDING
ZEUS,
IN HIS
MANY FORMS,
THAT WOULD DO
AWAY WITH US!
EVEN THOUGH YOU
ARE NOT FROM HERE,
THE SOVEREIGNTY, AND
SERENITY,
AND OUR
PAST, PRESENT, AND
FUTURE ARE AT STAKE HERE!
I COME TO YOU
NOT AS A PERSON
BUT AS A PEOPLE,
PLEASE HELP US!"
NOW HSR
IS GETTING
ALL OF THIS IN
HIS SLEEPING AND
UNCONSCIOUS MIND!
BUT WAIT...
IN THE "DREAM SHADOWS"...
THERE IS SOMEONE
LISTENING!
BUT NO MATTER!...
BECAUSE WHEN HSR
WAKES UP EARLY THE
NEXT MORNING...
HE INSTINCTIVELY WANTS TO
SEARCH THE SEAS!...
WITHOUT HIS GLIDER OF COURSE!
BUT, FOR
SOME REASON...HE SEES A VISION OF
ZEUS!
BUT...NO MATTER...
THERE'S
WORK TO BE DONE!
"The Earth,
the Stars,
and God,
and I
make a Great Combination!"
"OMGosh!
Another Beautiful EarlyMorning!
I have so much
for which to be thankful!
I have a nice life,
with peace most of the time!
I think I'll go back to bed...
with my Honey
Man!
And after
some hours of
"This And That,"
we finally get out
of the house at
around 3:00 pm.
But...
when we get outside...
I really see my
Boyfriend's teeth in the
Sun!
And he just
got his braces off!...
And...
he and his Smile
are so
Fine!
And,
I have to keep the other
Women away
from my Man!
It seems like the Crazies are
coming out...trying
to Take Him from me!..
And that,
"H-No!,"
Ain't Happenin'!
You should see what they did
Last Episode!
But,
I showed some Surprising Restraint!...
...
So,
on this Fresh, New Day...
or what's left of it...
we decide to go
biking!
It's fun and
interactive,
but it's like
you have to have
the Right
Spirit and Protection and
Caution about you!
So,
we see another biker just going
along...
OMG!
This Girl's showing her
Thing Thang Thong!
Now her bike is a
nice feat
Engineering!
Shucks! This one
might have to get her
Grill Fixed!
Whoa! After this girl got up,
she
whipped both those guys!
Trouble don't look for People...
People go look for Trouble!...
"Now what is this
Insane Woman
just staring
and staring
and staring
and Smiling at My Man for?
"Hi, Handsome!" says this Hussie...
Remember me from
High School?"
Now,
this one just looks as we pass by!
If I see her again...
it's over!
So, now we stop
for a hot dog
at a stand
but not for long
because when these girls
do their thing
and look My Man
in the eye
it's getting Personal!
So we take our bikes
to the Motorcycle shop
and pick up
his Motorcycle,
and
he holds me close and
says,
"You know You're the Best For Me...
and no one Else!...
...Okay, Bae?"
And I say,
"That's Great to hear and I
Love You!"
So,
we make it back
to My Place...
and take a Leisurely Stroll
and just enjoy all
of the
Naturalness,
and
then I ask,
"Would you like to
Cool It in the
Living Room,
or
lay and play around
outside
for a while?"
"Hollywood...
I'm dancing to the
Beat of
Your Biological Clock,
and
It's Groovy!"
May you have many...
...Hollywood....
I love the way you smell,
even
after your
Judo Workout!"...
..."Here I am!...
In the game of
"Hide and Seek,"
you're so easy
to beat!
Oh yeah...
I'm supposed to
tell you something
important this week!,
but,
you'll have to catch me!"...
..."First, there was Darkness...
then there was Light!
How long has Time
been going on?
Some questions have
no known answers!
Like..."How long will we live?"
Do we want to live Forever,
so we don't
miss anything?
But will all the
Stuff that has yet to come...
will it
..."HSR...
Yes!...it's almost time for
Our Initiation!"...
...smiles!
"Would you like to
stay home and watch
pictures of
the Beach
on the
Big Screen?
nicest Guy
I've ever met!
I want to make
The Best Impression
that I can!
He says that
Green is his
Favorite Color!"
"I can't believe that we're
going to the place
where we first met!
What if I get too choked up
and Romantic?
You'll know just what to do?"
"Hey!...
It's this way!...
Hollywood!"
"Live for Today!...and
plan on doing it again, soon!"
"To make it into the Spy Academy,
I can't let on that I'm
being turned on by
HSR's antics!...
...and...
I think that
I'm
Failing Miserably!"
"Yeah, we know
Hollywood!...
...What's
it to you?"
Meanwhile...Back at the Place Where "The Humpin' People At!"...
"Welcome!...Come on in!
I don't know how you
found me, Agent Hollywood!
I guess that's why you're the
Best Spy!
And the Information
you seek
is
in that Case
over there!
But first...
please
tell me your Secret!"
"There he is!...He's
coming
out of that Building!
...And He has the Case!
...Great!
Now, He's
walking toward me!...
OMG!...
Now's my Chance!"
"HSR!...Your Photos of me
made Last Month's Issue!
Please help me make
Next Month's Issue, too!
If you do
I'll give you...
A Peach Cobbler!"
"Hollywood...You're the only one
that I share things with!"
"Plastica!...You think that I was born Yesterday?
You are too easy to Love,
and if you haven't
been "Around The Block,"
I know that you have
at least been "Down The Street!"
"Good Golly, My Holly...
...what are you doing...
...now?...
Let's
do Lunch!...
I'll make you some Salmon
that will
"Knock your Socks off!""
"Your cooking's
that good?"
"I knew that I was going to
see you today...that's why
I got some
"Cotton Candy" Ice Cream
for you!"
"I don't know...Every time
we do this,
I end up
forgetting My Spy Stake-outs
and missing my
Classified Info Intercepts!
...And...
...just not paying attention!"
"And...
I got some
Chocolate topping!...
...the kind you crave!"
"You say that you're cooking
there right now?"
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"Ha!...
I'm now
accessing this
Interdental
Embrasure...where
They Least Expect It!"
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