...Life Is Great!"...
“Let Me see…
…Don’t look a Gift Horse
in the Mouth!...
And Don’t Bite the Hand
that Feeds You!...
…And…
…Don’t Bite the Hand
of Your Dentist!”….
“To Bite…
Or
To Be Bitten?...
...That is the Question!....
But…
...thinking about it…
I’d rather be...
...The ‘Biter’...
...than...
...The ‘Bitee!”
“Doctor Report!..
…You want Me to
tell You Why I Like You?...
….Okay!...
Your Teeth and Your Smile… …and you’re Funny…
…sometimes…
…and… …You’re
just not like the Other Cybergraphicus Guys!”
“OMGosh!” says Hollywood, “There’s Valerie coming into my ’SL’ Dream!”….
Now, HSR walks over
to Her
and
says,
“Hi, Val!...May I help You?...You’re in My Dream!”
“Hollywood,” says Valerie,
“Your ParaSubConsciousness just
‘Swept Up’ My
‘ParaCybergraphicus Essence,’
and dropped Me Here!...
...What are you up to, Hollywood?”
“Oh, Nothing Much!...," I say...
"...Just Dreaming about You…I Guess!”
"Yes!...I do
Hug You in
My Day Dreams!"
"Hi there!...
I always like
going to the
Museum
with You!
There's always something
New and
Significant to see!...
Plus,
I get a Chance
to
see Who's Important
To Me!"
"Wait!...
Is that Hollywood
on that Raft...
“I haven’t
bitten My Dentist…
...at least not yet!...
…But,
I have done the
'Bite the Dentist Back' Dance!"
You and Your
'I see some familiar Shapes in the
Clouds'
Smiles
are
Catching some
Zzzz's at Lunch!"
You 'Eye-Widening' Short Story
for Today
is rendered and
sung to You
by the
Neighborhood
Rooster!
Look At The Trapeze Artists!
It's Breathtaking!...I mean
...what if?...
...Well.. 'What If'
has already
'Been Done'
by
Our Favorite Risk Taker...
Doctor HSR!
Okay...Well...just living
is sort of Risky!
And
HSR DOESN'T SEEM
TO GET ENOUGH RISK IN
HIS LIFE,
BUT HE DOES WANT TO SEE
SOME OTHER PARTS
OF THE COUNTRY,
AND TO GET THERE
HE MUST DRIVE
ACROSS A DESERT!...
SO...HE
STARTS
IN THE CITY
AND HE IS
TRYING TO
NOT TO MISS HIS EXIT!...
THEN SOME GIRLS
WANT HIM TO
FOLLOW THEM TO
THEIR PLACE!!...
BUT HE CAN'T
BECAUSE
HE'S A
'MAN ON A MISSION!"
SO HE KEEPS GOING AND NOW
HE'S IN THE DESERT PART
AND HE STOPS AT THE NEXT GAS
STATION
BECAUSE THE
ONE AFTER THAT
IS
FAR, FAR AWAY!
SO,
HE GETS BACK
ON THE ROAD
AND AFTER SOME HOURS ...
OH NO!
HIS CAR
STARTS TO...
...GIVE OUT!
NOW,
HE PULLS OUT HIS
PHONE TO CALL
FOR
ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE,
BUT
AND IT'S
BAKING LIKE AN OVEN
OUT THERE!
AND HE REALIZES
THAT HE CAN'T
STAY HERE!...
HE MUST FIND SHELTER!
SO HE LOOKS ONE WAY
AND HE SEES
THIS!
AND THE OTHER WAY
LOOKS
ALMOST THE SAME!
"HOLY SMOKE!"...
SO,
HE WALKS ON AND ON
HOPING THAT HE
SEES ANOTHER PERSON
IN A CAR!
BUT
AFTER A WHILE,
HE'S DOWN TO
HIS LAST
BOTTLE OF WATER!
AND WITH THE SUN
BEATING DOWN ON HIM
AND
SUCH,
HE FALLS DOWN
BREATHING HARD
AND HSR SHOUTS,
"OH, GOD, PLEASE
SAVE ME!"
BUT NO ONE IS OUT
THERE TO HEAR HIM...
...THAT IS...UNTIL A WOMAN
JUST HAPPENS TO SEE HIM
AND SHE
DRIVES OVER
AND GETS OUT THE CAR AND
SHE WALKS ON
OVER TO HIM, AND
SHE SAYS, AS
SHE GIVES HIS
PARCHED AND SUPER-DRY
MOUTH SOME
DEEP
REFRESHING SIPS OF
COLD
ICE WATER FROM A
A LARGE BOTTLE,
"WHAT'S GUY LIKE YOU
DOING IN
A PLACE
LIKE THIS!"
"I'm Too Tired To
...Get Up now!"
Dentists!...Hygienists...Dental Assistants!...
Yes!...
...It goes without saying
that,
besides our Eyes and Things,
our Hands,
and especially
our
Fingers
help us to provide
the
Dental Care
that
Everybody Needs!
Yes!..People Need Us!...
...Teeth play Very Important Roles
in our Lives...
...especially
in the
Chewing Food Department!
And Practicing Our Profession
as a Livelihood,
gives many of us
Personal and Professional Satisfaction!
...And we are
nicely
Compensated
For It!
Some People are So Happy
after we Fix
their Dental Concerns!
And some patients may even
'Bow Down' to Us
in Appreciation!
However,
we must take care of
Ourselves,
by living
Healthy
Life Styles,
and
We must...'Watch It,'
when Patients
inadvertently
or advertently
bite their Teeth
while we are doing
Treatments on them!
Don't let your Finger
or Fingers get
Caught in an
Accidental
'Clamp-Down!'
You bet...I don't want my Fingers
Smashed
and Pulverized
Our Hands and Fingers
are
Delicate Tissues!
The Muscles and Tendons
must work properly...because...
we just can't
grow
New Ones!
Now...
Patients who are in
Your Dental Chair
who really don't
want to
be there
may give 'Signals' that
'You Better be Careful!"
People under the
Pressures of Dental Pain
or with a Serious
Dental
Phobia
have a Lot
to go through!
In reality...
...They just
only want Our Help!
"Naw, Naw, Naw!...
...Doctor Dentist!..I Ain't Playin'!...
If It Starts to Hurt Me,
I'ma
Get Up
and
Walk Out This Office!...
...Believe Me!"
Now...
we also have to
watch out for
Our Patients
who may
be
a little
Cray-Cray!
Oh, yeah...Pet Owners and Vets
have to
be careful, too!
So do Big
Brothers!
Even Our
'Global Dentist To The Sharks...
..Dr. Danny Dentation,
must exercise
'Extreme Caution and Loving Care,
...when He 'Does His Thing!...
...'Hygiening Their Denticles!''
So,
In Conclusion,
when You're
'In The Cave'
doing Treatment
and...
You feel like the teeth
may about to be unexpectedly
'Biting Shut,'
move your finger an
inch or two...
out of the way, or
take it out of the mouth in
a hurry
because
We don't
Need This!
However...
...if You don't treat
Your Patients right
and with respect,
maybe
You
Deserve This!
"Hi!...
My Dentist
has Me
Going In Circles!"
May you have many...
..."There are
So Many Things
that I need to do Today!...
I have this, that,
and the Other Thing to do!...
I think I'll do
the Most Important Thing First!
Then...I'll
take My Time
with The Rest!"...
..."One of My Friends
wants You to come to
her Party,
But I told her, "No Thanks!""...
“I’m a homo cybergraphicus…
...just like Hollywood!...
But,
I don’t Act Like It!...
Doctor Report tries not to
act like one sometimes, too!...But…
I see Him
when his ‘Glorious and True Colors’
Shine Through!”...
..."Oh Hi, Dr. Report!...
...Boy, do I
have something
to Tell You!"...
...smiles!
“What am I doing Here,
You ask?... …Well,
I’m just walking slowly
and I’m Mindfully breathing in
the Extra Forest Oxygen!...
How about You?...
You say that You’re looking for…
…A Wild Human Animal?...Oh My!"...
"Don't tell Hollywood but,
I am a homo cybergraphicus
Tooth Fairy, and
I read Last Week's Post
about Us,
and
I collected all of His
Deciduous Teeth
when He was a Lad,
and...
...I still Watch Out
for, and Protect Him...at a Distance...Of Course!...
"Do Three Of These...
and One of These..
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where She Says,
"Hey, Doctor Report!...
...I Have A Surprise For You!"...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"Wow!...
...This Mouth is
New Territory to Me!...
I'm sure glad that
the Last Guy's Mouth that I was in
kissed that Girl...
...I like Her Mouth Here...
...Much Better!...And Besides...
that Other Guy had...
'Breff Stank!'"
"These Beasts are
Too Slow!...
...And...
I have
'Infinite Ammo!'"
"Hey, Sister Hygienist!...
When You signed up...
did You know that it
was going to
'Be Like This?'"
"The Peridex that
this Patient is using
wipes away
My Competitors and now
My Ilk and I are
'Breaking Our Chains'
and We are
Gonna 'Tear The Roof Off The Sucka!'"
"When We get another
Break for some
'R and R,'...
can We 'Hang Out' again?"
"Fly...My Little Horsie!...
...to Our Victory!
"Wow!...
This Dental Hygiene
'Fight Simulator'
is More AI and Cyber
than Ever!"
"Yes!...My Trusty Steed!
We Shall Prevail!...
Like We
Always Do!"
"Headquarters!...This is Bad!...
This New Germ
...is infecting the
Whole 'Sulcular City!'...
And I
can't do a
Thing to Stop It!"
"Hu-Friedy!...Thanks always
for Your
"Don't Move a Muscle...
...Sister Hygienist!...
...There's
One trying to
Sneak Up Behind You!"
“Please excuse The State of My Room…
...I just
moved into this
Biofilm Community!”
"Peace...
Love...
and ...
'Smooches...People!
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