“Come And Join Me…My Son!...In A Place…That Gives…’Great Perspective!’…Over All Of My Kingdoms!... And You Shall Gain…
…The ‘Deepest Peace!’”
"Hi, Reader!...
You and I have
some things
in common,
and I'm Virtual!...
However...we don't know
what the Other is Thinking!"
"Hi!..Come on...and Jump!...
...I'll
Catch You!...
There!...
...Now...
...What do You seek?...
Many Times, New Insights and
'Certain Answers'
only come with Time, Experience, and Maturity...
...but...
...You say that
You're in a Rush?"
when You want
to see things
a little differently,
...first,
just try...
'Cooler Shades!'"
Doctor Report...
...if it is New Knowledge
that You Seek...
...Let Us Cross into
the
'Lands of the Unknowns!'"
"I see Him now!...May
God
protect that
Young Man
ascending
That 'Impossibly Tall Mountain'
and may He return safely!"
"With all of this 'Stuff'
happening,
I remember the words of
one Famous Person...
"That New Toothbrushing Stroke...
'The Crank,'
from last Week...
is really
a Bad Boy Move!...
...It's like turning over Furniture,
and Breaking Up Stuff!"
Running This Way and That Way
in Our Cities...
I hope that things get Better in
this Country and around the World!"
You and Your
'I like being informed about
My Profession so that
I can 'Sound Smart,'
Smiles
are
at a
Stark loss for Words
when speaking
to
this Beautiful
Dentist!
This
'Self-edification for Better Life Meaning'
Episode
is
brought to you by
'sure-footed'
Mountain Goats!
OMGosh!...It looks like
one of HSR's Neighbors is about to fail
with a Stomach Ache!
That's Right!...
...Don't eat too much!...
On Top of That...
...HSR also 'Eats Crow'
and Humble Pie...
and even his Own Words!...A Lot!
Well, Let's see
what is being Served Up today!...
...Okay...HSR
Stretches His Luck some More,
starting with
"When Was...The Last Time...That...You Made...Your Mouth...
...'Squeaky Clean?'...
and,
before that...
...in
"This Is What The Profession Of Dentistry May Look Like...100
Years...And...10,000 Years..
and
that is where
THIS LADY SAYS,
"ASTRONAUT HSR...
I'M GLAD
THAT
YOU'RE VOLUNTEERING
TO BE THE
OUTER SPACE DENTIST
FOR OUR ANDROMEDA
GALAXY OUTPOST!...
WE'RE
READY TO
BLAST OFF!"...
SO THE CREW GETS
ON BOARD AND
AFTER SOME
OF THAT
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
STUFF,
WE HAVE A
SUCCESSFUL
LIFT OFF!...
AND...
...WILD BLUE YONDER...
AND AFTER A WHILE,
WE GET TO THE
INTERNATIONAL
SPACE STATION
AND SUCCESSFULLY
DOCK ON BOARD!
"ASTRONAUT HSR," SAYS
THIS LADY, "I'M SORRY, BUT
WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO
CUT THE PLEASANTRIES SHORT!...
WE NEED TO PROCEED
STRAIGHT TO ZOOMERIA CLUSTER
IMMEDIATELY!"
"BUT I HAVE PATIENTS WHO HAVE
BEEN WAITING FOR MONTHS
TO SEE ME HERE,"
EXPLAINS HSR...
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY,
AND
THEY WILL JUST HAVE TO
WAIT FOR NOW!" SHE
EMPHASIZES...
SO,
THEY EMBARK ON THEIR
ULTRA-FAST
'SPACE BULLET'
SHIP
AND
THEY ENGAGE
AN EXOTIC WARP DRIVE
TO GET
THEM THERE
IN A HURRY!
AND AS THEY ARE
MOVING AT SUPER-RELATIVISTIC SPEEDS,
SHE SAYS,
"ASTRONAUT HSR,"
"WE ARE GOING TO
OUR 'GALAXION'
SHIP,
AND GET BRIEFED
ON A SECRET MISSION!"
"I REALLY THOUGHT THAT I WAS GOING TO
DO SOME
GOOD 'OL
'ASTRODENTISTRY!" SMILES HSR...
"SOMETHING BIG HAS COME UP AND
WE ARE
ORDERED TO
REPURPOSE
OUR MISSIONS!" SHE EXPLAINS...
'WELL, LET'S
DO IT, THEN!" SAYS
HSR, READY
FOR SOME ADVENTURE!
SPEEDING THEIR WAY TO ZOOMERIA,
THE SHIP STARTS TO
'ACT UP!'
AS THEY COME TO A STAND STILL
THE LADY ASKS,
"YOU'RE FAMILIAR
WITH THE WORKINGS
OF THIS SHIP, RIGHT?"
"I AM...SOMEWHAT!"
HE SAYS BACK,
"I'LL SEE
WHAT'S UP!"
SO
HSR GOES TO THE ENGINE ROOM
AND FIDDLES AROUND
WITH SOME
STUFF!...
"AWW, MAN!...I NEED TO GO OUTSIDE OF
THE SHIP
AND MAKE A QUICK REPAIR!" HE DETERMINES...
SO, NEXT, HE
GOES OUTSIDE
AND MAKES THE
NECESSARY ADJUSTMENTS,
AND JUST AS HE IS
ABOUT TO
GO BACK
INTO THE SHIP,
HIS ARM MISTAKENLY
TOUCHES A CONTROL PANEL!...
...AND...
WHAT'S THIS!...
...THE SHIP TAKES
OFF...
...BUT...
WITHOUT HIM INSIDE...
AND HE SCREAMS,
"WHAT THE........FAAAAAAAAA.....!"
AS THE BULLET SHIP
PEELS AWAY...
...FAR, FAR AWAY...
...VERY FAST!...
SO,
LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT!...
...ASTRONAUT HSR
IS IN SUPER DEEP SKY SPACE
WITH OUT A SHIP...
...AND...
ALL HE HAS
IS
THE
SUIT ON HIS BACK?...
"OH MY
EFFIN' GOSH!..."
"WELL," HE SAYS TO HIMSELF,
"IT'S BEEN NICE
KNOWING YOU, BUDDY," AS HE
SEES A CELESTIAL NEIGHBOR
PASSING BY!
AND AFTER A WHILE...
HIS OXYGEN STARTS TO RUN LOW
AND THE STARS
START TO GIVE OFF
AN
EERY FEELING!
BUT...WHAT'S THIS!...
HSR SEES SOME
'APPARITIONS'
QUICKLY COME OVER TO HIM!
NOW,
THIS ONE 'BEING'
SAYS TO HSR,
"WHAT ARE YOU SEEKING IN OUR
AREA OF THE DARK MATTER?
DO YOU WISH TO MAKE OFF
WITH OUR
ELECTROMAGNICITY?"
"HI THERE!, WHOEVER YOU ARE...
I JUST GOT LEFT
BY MY SHIP
AND I
JUST DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO!" HE CRIES...
NOW,
ANOTHER 'BEING'
NEXT TO THE
FIRST SAYS,
I DETECT THAT YOU, MISTER ALIEN, ARE A
HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS!...
...IS THAT TRUE?"
"I'VE BEEN TOLD SUCH!," SAYS HSR,
"WELL...WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO
WITH ME?"
"YOU'LL FIND OUT
SOON ENOUGH," SAYS
THE LADY...
AND JUST LIKE THAT...
POOF!...
...THEY'RE GONE!...
...
NOW,
AS HSR
IS BEING
TAKEN SOMEWHERE,
HE SENSES HIMSELF
HURTLING
THROUGH
THE COSMOS,
UNTIL THEY REACH
A LONE SHIP!
SO,
WITH HIM BEING A
HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS.
INTO AN
'ALTERNATIVE SUBSTANCE!'
AND,
HE ASKS ONE OF THE 'BEINGS'
WITH HIM,
"THIS IS A NICE
BIOLOGICALLY-COMPATIBLE SHIP...
...WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?"
ONE OF THE BEINGS
RELATES,
"BEFORE I ANSWER,
I'D LIKE TO
CHANGE
MYSELF INTO
SOMETHING MORE
'COMFORTABLE!'"
NOW,
SHE
LOOKS AT HSR AND SAYS,
"NOW WHERE WERE WE?...OH YES...
...YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHY YOU'RE HERE!
WELL,
TELL ME,
WEREN'T YOU
THE ONE STRANDED
IN EMPTY SPACE,
IN THE FIRST PLACE?"
"I GUESS SO,"
ADMITS HSR...
"OUR COLONY HERE
NEEDS YOUR
'CYBERGRAPHICUS GENOTYPE'
TO REGENERATE
OUR
DWINDLING NUMBERS!...
THAT'S WHY
WE NEED YOU!,"
SAYS
THE BEING, "YOU ARE NOW
TO GO INTO
'THE SPHERE' WITH
OUR
'SURROGATE''
...LUNARIA PARSEC!...AND YOU
WILL BE REWARDED
WITH AMPLE SUPPLIES
AND A
'SWIFT SPACE SHIP'
THAT WILL TAKE YOU ANYWHERE!"
"OKAY...LET'S PROCEED!" SMILES HSR...
SO, THEY ARE NOW
TRANSPORTED TO
THE SPHERE
AND ONCE INSIDE,
THEY START TO
'SEE EYE TO EYE!'
BUT CYBERGRAPHICUSES
DON'T EMPHASIZE
WHAT HUMANS DO...
...FIRST THEY COLIMATE
INTO
THEIR OWN DISCRETE
'PLASMA LASER PHOTONS,'
THEN THEY
'IMPOSSIBLY'
BEND AND INTERMINGLE
THEIR LIGHTS,
WHICH BREAKS ALL KNIDS
OF LAWS OF
PHYSICS!..
THEN,
THEY GO THROUGH
CONTINUOUS
'DECONSTRUCT/RECONSTRUCT'
PHASE CYCLES, BOTH OF
THEM!...
THEN HSR'S
BIOCHEMICAL MAKE UP
'BIOLOGICALLY
SHIFTS INTO
'CIRCULATORY HIGH GEAR'
AND
FIREWORKS APPEAR
IN THE SPHERE!
AND THE SPACE TIME COORDINATES
IN THE 'LOCAL AREA'
RESPOND TO
ALL OF THIS
BY
'REFLECTING UNDULATING
FREQUENCIES THAT LET
EVERYONE KNOW
FROM LIGHT YEARS AWAY
THAT
ENORMOUS AMOUNTS OF
ENERGETIC ENTROPY
ARE BEING
'UNLEASHED,' AND THE
'PROMISE OF PROGENY'
IS BEING
SOLIDIFIED!
AND NOW,
LUNARIA PARSEC,
SAYS,
"YOUR
ELECTROMAGNICITY...
...WHY...I HAVE NEVER...."
THEN,
THE OTHER BEING
BUTTS IN AND SAYS,
"HOLD ON A MINUTE, SIR,
MORE OF YOUR SERVICES ARE NEEDED
AND
YOU ARE
TO ALSO
'DO WINDOWS'
BEFORE YOU CAN GO!"
SO, HSR,
HAPPILY FULFILLS
ALL REQUESTS MADE OF
HIM
AND
EVENTUALLY
HE GETS HIS
AND
AS SOON
AS HE GETS IN...
HE SWITCHES ON
HIS
'GALACTICAL
WORM DRIVE'
TO
'EXIT STAGE LEFT'
AND
HE
COULDN'T BE
HAPPIER!
...
NOW,
AS HSR IS
SPEEDING THROUGH SPACE,
IN HIS RETROSHIP
HE
IS REMEMBERING HIS TIME
WITH LUNARIA
IN THE SHERE
AND THE
LADY-IN-CHIEF...
"I THINK
I'LL GO TO
ZOOMERIA CLUSTER
AND MEET UP
WITH
THE CAPTAIN OF
THE 'GALAXION'
SHIP AND GO
ON A REAL SPY MISSION!"
BUT HSR AND
THE GALAXION BETTER
WATCH OUT,
BECAUSE THERE IS
AN UNDETECTED ENEMY
NEARBY!...
....AND THIS CREATURE
SAYS,
I HAVE SOME THING IN STORE
FOR THOSE HUMANS...
...IF...
...THEY DON'T COOPERATE!...
"The View from atop
Maslow's Triangle can be
'Awe Inspiring!'"
The
'New Challenges'
of
Today
bring New Conditions that We
must endure!...
And a Dentist
is searching for some
answers and some
Clarity in Today's
'Foggy Circumstances!"
"I think that I
will try and
'Rise Above'
and 'Reboot' and gain
a more crystallized way of
approaching
all of this
Chaos and Turmoil!....
So, the Dentist
decides to climb a
'Strong and Arduous Peak'
that will help him see
what He's not seeing Now!
decides to climb a
'Strong and Arduous Peak'
that will help him see
what He's not seeing Now!
"I want to climb that one
over there!” He specifies.
Now,
with some supplies,
he starts his trek
and things are going okay so far
as he conquers
some of the foothills,
watching him says,
"That Man
is no ordinary Climber...
...I sense that he is
on a Spiritual Journey!"
So, He keeps going
and
He
then passes
by a Woman 'just cooling it'
in the Meadows.
and
He
then passes
by a Woman 'just cooling it'
in the Meadows.
“I think I like
this mountain climbing
more than a Marathon
Me...Against the Elements!”
As hours pass and
He nears the summit,
the angle of approach gets
more steep and
difficult!...
And the Dentist tries
not to think
of falling!
Now the Dentist sees
other people on their sides
of the mountain.
other people on their sides
of the mountain.
"Is that Person just
showing off?" He thinks...
And another person waves hello,
"Hi there!...
...I'm Teresa!...
...Stay Safe!"
Then one more over there
tries to signal!
"Hi there!...
...I'm Teresa!...
...Stay Safe!"
Then one more over there
tries to signal!
Well...He's
...Almost there!
"I am tired and
this is Hard!...But
I just can't
fly Myself Up Here!"
Now,
looking out
over the clouds,
the Dentist thinks,
"It's so unusually beautiful up here,
but am I missing something?”
So he relaxes
and takes a few
long and drawn out
Meditative
Breaths,
then,...suddenly...
OMGosh!...
...The
looking out
over the clouds,
the Dentist thinks,
"It's so unusually beautiful up here,
but am I missing something?”
So he relaxes
and takes a few
long and drawn out
Meditative
then,...suddenly...
OMGosh!...
...The
Sky immediately
turns dark and
Thunder and Lightning
Saturate the Clouds!
And a person at the
bottom of the Mountain
"Wow!...What is happening?"
turns dark and
Thunder and Lightning
Saturate the Clouds!
And a person at the
bottom of the Mountain
"Wow!...What is happening?"
Then a Deep Voice from the sky says,
"What is it
that You seek up here?"
"I just want to get
more Wise and stuff!"
"Why is that?...Do You
Wish to
Enter Past My
Gates One Day?"
"Yes, but not
anytime soon!
"Just follow My Ten Commandments
and be Charitable to a Fault!...
...And
Spread Love,
My Son!...
...I will
Be Watching!"
Now...
the weather gets more
Violent!...
But...
...right then,
the Dentist
seems to feel
'Brand New' inside!
Now, He says,
"Thank You,
My Lord!"
And with that,
the sky
suddenly
gets Bright again!
Now, the Dentist
gestures a Big
'Thank You!'....
And a Good Spirit
in Him
seems to
Show Itself!....
Yes!...Mission Accomplished!
But look at this!...
The same Person at the
bottom of the Mountain says,
"Wow!...Why is
the Weather changing
so quickly up there...and
Why is that Guy Dancing?"
May you have many...
...“Achieving Enlightenment
is not that easy!...
is not that easy!...
One has to first be aware
of what it is,
and then also has to want it!...
…then, One has to be
‘Cerebrally Receptive’ at the Right Moment...
and in the Right Place…and...
...of course…
…under the Right Conditions!"...
...“It’s Hollywood’s Fault for….
...making Me…
...making Me…
…Love Him so much!”...
...“Me?...I’m just checking out the
‘Zoo’ of People passing by!”...
..."On the Road of My
Own Personal Journey...
There are both
Easy Streets
...and there are Rough Roads!...
...But...
...I still Keep Going!"...
...Smiles!
The glasses that I’m wearing
let me know if People are
‘Truthful or Not!’….
let me know if People are
‘Truthful or Not!’….
And one thing
I see right off is that…
...a Lot of People are…
…’Stretching it!’”
I was the Tooth Fairy for
Jimi ‘Purple Haze’ Hendricks!”
"Bright Lights?...
...Big City?...
...No Matter...It's Still...
...Dog Eat Dog!"...
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where Almost Anything
...'Pure And Natural' Goes!...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"Hello...Germia...
...Are You...
...'Shocked'...to see Me?"
"I Hope that
This Drizzle
is a Good Omen...
I report to My Shift in
'The Wars!"
...And...
...I hear that the
Fighting
will be
very
'Hemorrhagic' Today!
“My ‘All-Seeing’ Sword helps Me make the…
…Deadliest Cuts Ever!”
“I can’t believe it!...
...It was just like in the Movies!...
...A Streptococcus was just about to
...It was just like in the Movies!...
...A Streptococcus was just about to
finish Me Off,
when
Hollywood swooped in and
stopped it with his 24 carat Scaler!”
"Hollywood...I've always admired the
way that you
walk softly,
yet
carry a
Sharp Sword!"
“I shall Avenge My Sisters ...
on this…
on this…
“Here…
...have a Piece Of Me that…
…cannot be Returned!”
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