"That's It!...I'm Outta Here!"...Says This Dentist... "I'm Self-Isolating...And Quarantining...With My...Motorcycle...And My...Tent...And The...Wide Open Road!"...Part 2...

"The Ultimate Social Distancing...On The Run!...And...I'm Lovin' It!...Route 66...   

...Here...I Come!"...

"Route 66 is a Romantic One!...

People have found

True Love

on that

'Magical Path of Love!'

And when things 

don't work out...

"It's

...My Way...

...Or The Highway!""

"We All partake in Journeys

like that 

at Times in Our Lives!

And We Crave Mobility and Adventure!

But there's also...

The Unknown!"

"Okay Agent Report!...

I'll Walk with You

under One Condition!...

...That We

Dance One Time at the

Upcoming Spy Convention!"

"I met a Handsome Man

on Route 66

and He

Broke My Heart into...

...Little Sticks!"

"I'd Love to go with You

on Route 66

But...

I have a Store to Run!"

"We'd Love to be

Your Personal Secretaries...

And Yes...We can...Start Right Now!"

"Well...

...Do You always 

like

'Going For Seconds?'"

"Oh This?...

...It's Nothing!"

"So... What brings You to these

Parts of Route 66?

If You're looking for Something 

Special...

...Maybe I can Help!"

“Sure…You can use My Route 66 Swimming Pool!  

...But, 

as You can see  

...it’s only You and Me!”




















































































You and Your

'The View of the Stars 

is Amazing 

in the 

Countryside'

Smiles 

are

trying to discover a 

New Comet!

This

'I don't want any

Mechanical issues with my Bike'

Episode 

is 

brought to you by

a very capable



Bike Wiz!

Be careful of Some Hitch 

Hikers, and 

'Outright Suspicious' 

of Others!"




Please!...Watch Out!...

Protect

and Prevent!...

And maybe

HSR will finally 

see 'That Light!'

Because...

He seems to need

Extra Time for 

Normal Development!

And this is

'Made Plain'

in the Post,

"This Fourth Of July...We...

'Give Proper Props'...To The 'Fabled'...  

...Dentist/Gourmet 

Cook 

Who Brought...Good Food...  

...To The American Army Men...

...During...The Revolutionary War!...

and in that Preface,

We see that

HSR is

STILL UNSURE ABOUT HIMSELF,

SO, 

HE SEEKS OUT A

'BATTLE MEDITATING EXPERT' 

TO

HELP HIM DEAL WITH

THINGS INSIDE

OF HIS MIND!...AND...

SO THAT 

HE CAN



SLEEP BETTER!...




SO,

HE GOES TO THIS PLACE

THAT WAS

'HIGHLY RECOMMENDED,'

AND 

A WOMAN GREETS HIM,

"HOW MAY

I HELP YOU, SIR?"

"THANK YOU, AND GOOD EVENING MISS!...I'M

TRYING TO GET 

MORE POWER AND CONTROL

OVER MY THINKING PROCESSES

SO I FULFILL MY 

GREATEST ASPIRATIONS!...THAT'S ALL!"

"THAT'S WONDERFUL," SHE REPLIES,

"ALL WE WANT IN THIS LIFE

ARE THE 

KEYS TO

PROSPERITY,

PEACE AND LOVE, 

AND

AT LEAST SOME

CONTROL OVER OUR EXISTENCES!...LET'S

GO OUT BACK 

WHERE THINGS ARE

A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE!

SO, THEY GO 

INTO THE BACK ROOM

AND HSR IS REQUESTED TO GET 

INTO A COMFORTABLE POSITION.

"THAT'S GOOD RIGHT THERE,"

SHE SAYS.

"NOW, I'LL 

CLOSE MY EYES AND START TO 

'SEE' WITHIN

MYSELF" HE SAYS...

"THAT'S RIGHT!" SHE EMPHASIZES...

SO, 

HSR DRIFTS AWAY AND

FIRST SEES HIMSELF 

WITH ANOTHER

GREAT MEDITATOR!

NOW THE LADY

SAYS,

"PLEASE LET ME

 KNOW WHEN ANY

PROBLEM AREAS ARISE!"

AND ALMOST IMMEDIATELY,

HSR SEES HIMSELF

DROWNING!

"I'M DROWNING, LADY!...

...PLEASE HELP!" SAYS HSR.

NOW THE LADY SAYS,

"SEE IF YOU CAN HEAR 

ANY OTHER VOICES

INSIDE OF YOU

THAT TAKE YOUR SIDE

IN THIS FIGHT!"

NOW 

HSR LISTENS TO

SEE IF ANY WORDS CAN BE HEARD

FROM ELSEWHERE

IN HIS MIND!

OMGOSH!...NOW 

A VOICE SPEAKS INSIDE 

TO HSR, "TAKE A 

DEEP BREATH AND

REALIZE

THAT YOU HAVE THE

POWER OF THE BREATH!"

SO, 

HSR BREATHES DEEPER,

THEN THE 'FALSE THREAT'

THAT SCARED HIM

SEEMS TO JUST 'GO AWAY!'

NOW, 

A PERSON

IS IN A CAVE WITH HSR

AND THAT PERSON/THING

DOESN'T SEEM TOO FRIENDLY..AT ALL!




WHAT'S THIS!...ANOTHER VOICE COMES TO HIM

TO HELP HIM

IN

HIS

'INNER COMBAT!'



"YOU HOO...HSR!...I SEE YOU

OVER THERE

WITH THAT THING!

WHY

DON'T YOU JUST COME OVER



TO ME!...WE CAN

CONNECT WITH

THE WHOLE UNIVERSE...WITH LOVE!"

WOW!...HSR IS FEELING 

LIKE HE HAS

SOME GREATER 

CONTROL OVER

WHAT

SOME 'CURVE BALL'

ELEMENTS OF

HIS MIND

ARE 

THROWING AT HIM!...GREAT!...

NOW 

THE LADY 

TAKES A SEAT AND 

ASKS HIM,

"CONQUERING SOME THINGS,

YET?"



"YES!" SMILES THE

CLOSED-EYES HSR...



BUT...RIGHT THEN,

HE SEES HIMSELF

FALLING

WITH A

PARACHUTE THAT

DOESN'T WORK!...

AND IT SEEMS

'SO REAL!'




"FEAR NOT, MY FLYING FRIEND," SAYS

THIS LADY!...

...YOU CAN

DELIBERATELY SLOW YOUR FALL

AND

RISE UP TO MY ALTITUDE

WHERE WE CAN

BE TOGETHER!...

AND HSR CHANGES HIS DIRECTION!...

...JUST LIKE THAT!...

AND MEETS

THE WOMAN

IN THE SKY!...

TALK ABOUT MIND POWER!...



BUT NOW...SHEESH!...HSR

FEELS THE PAIN!... OF...

REALLY BEING

ON

FIRE!



NOW HSR ASKS HIMSELF,

"WHAT'LL I DO NOW?"




AND...YOU KNOW IT...

...TO HIS RESCUE

IS THIS WOMAN

WHO

SAYS, "I JUST PUT THAT

FIRE OUT FOR YOU!...

WANNA GRAB A BITE TO EAT?"





OMGOSH!...NOW HSR

SEES HISSELF

IN A

PIT OF

SNAKES!...OH NO!



NEXT, 'A WONDERMENT''

TESTIFIES



TO HIM AND

TELLS HSR TO TAKE CONTROL!...

AND YOU KNOW

WHAT HAPPENS?...

HSR

'SMACKS

THEM INTO OBEDIENCE!'





NOW THE LADY SAYS,

"IT LOOKS LIKE



YOU CONQUERED

A LOT OF THINGS TODAY!...

...AS YOU WIND DOWN...

THINK OF SOME

'CLOSING THOUGHTS!"



"OKAY," SAYS HSR, "IM

SEEING YOU MEDITATE

FOR YOUR SELF,

AND

EVERYTHING'S PEACEFUL

AS WE DANCE

A BALLET!"



"WOW!," SMILES THE LADY, "SHALL

WE CONTINUE THIS

NEXT WEEK?"


"YES, WE SHOULD!" GRINS HSR...



...

SO,

THE NEXT WEEK COMES 

AND 

HSR GOES BACK 

TO HIS FAVORITE

'MIND PLACE,' 

AND 

HIS

'THERAPIST PARTNER'

SAYS,

"HEY, 

GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!...LET'S

GO OUT BACK

AND GET STRAIGHT 

TO WORK, OKAY?"

"OKAY!" SMILES HSR...

...NOT TOO SURE OF THE 

'MIND HAUNTINGS' OR

'MIND HAPPINESS' 

THAT MIGHT HAPPEN TODAY...

"WELL, 

JUST RELAX 

AND FILL YOUR 

BACKGROUND THOUGHTS 

WITH LOVE,"

SHE SUPPORTS..."WHY DON'T WE START WITH

IMAGINING A 

PEACEFUL SUNRISE!...AND WHILE YOU

CONTINUE,

I'M GOING TO GET SOME COFFEE

AND A 

COUPLE OF OTHER THINGS!"

SO, HSR

IS A LITTLE

ON HIS OWN!...

BUT, 

RIGHT AFTER,

MEDIATATIVELY

ENVISIONING A

NICE SUNRISE,

HE SEES HIMSELF

AS A

ROBBERY VICTIM!...

SO, HE THROWS THE GUY 

SOME MONEY,

BUT THEN...

HE AMAZINGLY...



HIGH-TAILS IT

OUT OF THERE!...WHOA!

NEXT,

OUT OF NOWHERE,

A NICE WAITRESS

GIVES

HSR AN

ENDLESS SANDWICH!

OH BOY...

...NOW,

AN UPPER CLASSMAN OF HSR,

WHO HELPS HIM

STUDY AND 

GET GOOD GRADES,

WANTS NOTHING MORE

TO DO WITH HIM!...

..."BYE

BYE!"

HEY!...WHAT'S ALL THIS WATER ABOUT?

IT'S ABOUT...YOU, HSR...

YOU'RE DROWNING!

BUT WAIT!...

THIS

MERMAID SAYS,

"THERE YOU ARE!...

...I'VE BEEN 

LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU!....

...NOW THAT 

YOU'RE BETTER,

FOLLOW ME

...TO THIS LAND...RIGHT HERE!"

NOW, DOES THIS TAKE

THE 'STUPIDITY CAKE', OR WHAT?...

HSR IS SWINGING 

ON A BAR

BY THE SIDE OF A 

...OH NO!...

SO HE TUMBLES 

AND TUMBLES...

UNTIL HE

HITS A

RIDICULOUSLY SOFT MATTRESS!

BUT NEXT...

THE DENTIST

STRUGGLES 

AND SEES AN

IRRESISTABLE 



LIGHT FORCE!...

HOWEVERE,

SOME WOMAN LOUDLY 

SHOUTS,

"NO!...DON'T GO TOWARD

THE LIGHT!"

Love Toothbrush®                                      




























































"There's only one You...so... 

Your Story may be 

Most Unique!"

It goes without saying, Everyone...

that 

a lot of Dental Offices 

and Their Patients, 

and 

even their Suppliers, 

and even the Youth Sports Teams 

that 

they 

Annually sponsor, and, 

when one thinks about it, 

Most Other People, for that matter, 

are ‘Way Upset’  

that 

one little old Pesky 

Virus 

is doing so much 

Deep Damage, 

Destruction, and

is producing

so much Hunger!...  

…So… 

…after Weeks and Weeks 

of 

Sheltering in Home,

and Self-sacrifice, 

a Dentist 

still wants to be 

Safe and practice Social Distancing…  

…but… 

…He wants to get a 

Major Change of…Scenery!... 

He says, 

“I have always wanted 

to travel 

Route 66 across 

the Unites States,

…and now…  

…may be as good a time as any…

...to do it!...  

…I’ve got My Cash and

Credit Cards,

My License and Insurance…  

…and some Water and Supplies, and…  

My Telescope

and a Star Map 

to Study the 

Constellations, and…

...of course, My All-weather 

Tent… 

and Last But Not Least…  

…My Adventuresome and 

Once-in-a-Lifetime 

Traveling Spirit!” 

...So, with a full tank of Gas, 

His favorite Music, 

and His 'Blessings' Cross around his Neck, 

He looks at His Trip Map!

"I’m going to 

make it on over 

to the Beautiful Santa Monica Beach Area, 

and start My Official Trip 

along ‘The Mother Road,’ 

...Route 66...

...all the way to Chicago, Illinois!"

So, the

First Thing

He does is

Rev 'er Up!...



...

And yes...the Dentist

makes it on over to the 

start of

The Mother Road

which is 

...the Santa Monica Pier!...

But before he gets to the Beach,

He visits his 

Trusty Mechanic, who 

thoroughly

checks out 

his Bike 

and 

She says,

"Don't Run Her too hard,  and

stop at the Rest Stops to give

Her a break...

that way...

She'll

take you as far as You

want to Go!...

...and...

be

careful

out there!"

 So...

now,

you can tell

that the Dentist

isn't thinking

about

looking at any Teeth!

So, 

on his way,

he stops at a light,

and a Rider

wants to Race...

but he can't right now...

Then later,

he passes by

one 'Seemingly Fearless' Rider!...

...and...

another one

and

the Dentist finally gets 

there!

"Let Me guess, Young Man,"

inquires this

Lady, "You gonna take

Route 66 to Chicago?... My Friend 

and I

just arrived from there!"

"Yeah, I'm just going to

Self-Isolate and clear my head for a while!"...

"Well good Luck, Sir!," she wishes for 

the Dentist.

Now, this Lady says,

I heard you say that 

you're taking The Route!...Why don't You 

come

up to my Place and Rest

and maybe head on out 

Tomorrow?"

"Aww, Gee, I'm going to have to say thanks and

take you up on that!" smiles the Dentist...

"Let's go on 

up!"

And then, 

they get up to 

Her place

and they talk about 

this and that, 

and even about some

Strange

and Weird

rides!

And as it gets late...

She says,

"I'm glad that 

you're not starting 

your trip

at night!...

...Go ahead and 

use this room...

...My room's down the hall!...

Let Me know if You need

anything...

...and...

...Sweet Dreams...

Big Boy!"

May you have many...




..."Things are so 

'turned upside down'

these days that

I feel  like Escaping!...

Then,

when I come back,

All will be well and fine again!

...But...

everywhere is stressed like this!

So, I better learn to live with 

all of this...

...If I'm Lucky!"...

..."I can't figure out 


Which Tastes Better!"...

..."For My Sanity...I'm... 

...Sticking with the Simple Things in Life!"...

..."I always Love the Way

That You

look into My Eyes!"...

...smiles!

"Oh, You're finally here!...

You always make

My Wait Worthwhile!"

“So, You’re a 

25-year-old Handsome Guy 

with a 

just-extracted, over-retained Primary tooth, 

and 

You want Me to... 

...give You What for it?”

Is There Such A Thing As... 

Too Much Paradise?

Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where 

Human-powered Transportation Is...   

...Reliable...and Fun!






















































































































































Dental Hygiene Wars!

“Biofilm Bad Guys!...   

...Be Gone!”

“My Hygienist Boyfriend has to 

start self-isolating 

for two weeks, starting Tonight, 

and I’m going to help him 

...‘Six Ways to Sunday!’”

“I just made Tenured Professor at the 

Winge Institute for the Oral Sciences!... 

And I’m going to teach My Students 

how to 

...‘War With Attitude!”

“Oh where, oh where... 

...is the Aqueous Biofilm?”

“The Forces are not in Alignment!...

...Don’t go to... 

...the Battlefield yet!”

“Please... 

tell Me what You 

want from Me, 

then 

I’ll tell you...

What I

Require from You!”

“OMGosh!...

That Plaque Monster 

is tearing the face off 

of  My Fellow Dentist Soldier   

Right Now!”

..."Next!...And Next...And Next...

Let's keep it Moving!

 

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