"Oh No!...USC Dental Student...Abducted By... Aliens!...You Should...See It!"...

"Hey!...CJ...What You Doin'...In That...Fancy Helicopter?...We Gotta...Walk Home From...Our Favorite Bar!...CJ!...

 

...Come Down From There!"...

"Translated, 

the Music I make, 

with Harmonic, Melodic, and other Energy Frequencies 

is similar to the Signal Processing seen 

in all of Earthly and 

Interstellar Communications!...

...So...

You can say that, 

all of this time, 

I've been sending out, 

...Sonic Bursts of Intelligent Life!"

"When I have a Chance to 

talk with Outer Space Aliens,  

I might find out that

...we have Many Things in Common!"

“So, Secret Agent Hollywood Report, You say that 

You want to be 

My ‘Handler’...

...Does that 

mean what I think it means?”

“Yes, Doctor Report!  We are definitely coming to Your Annual Halloween Party Month

starting 

...October 2^nd!”

"I'm Ready for

Tonight's Episode!"

“When You’re Abducted by Aliens...

...You want Me to 

come with You?...  

...Oh You’re So Sweet!”

“I’d like to know what 

Space Aliens eat! 

Photon Smoothies, Black Hole Biscuits, 

...Plasma Pastries, 

Dark Matter Doughnuts...or...

...Galactic Grilled Cheese Sandwiches?”

“Hi there! 

I come in Peace, 

and maybe You do, too!...

...Hey, do You Guys have Families…

...with Baby Brothers and Sisters 

...that get on Your Nerves?”

You and Your

'I would like to Travel in Outer Space but everything's too far away!'

Smiles 

are

Seeing Real Physical Phenomena At Work!

This

'Extraterrestrials should not be allowed to come into Our Own Backyards and Tell Us 

what to do!'

Episode 

is 

brought to you by

...Astronauts having fun!...







































































































"If a Seismic Quake breaks Mountains on Mars, 

and no one is there to hear it, 

did it really make a Noise?"

HSR thinks that a Big Booming Noise was made, 

mainly because he uses ‘Common Sense!’ 

However, 

many times, 

He is ‘Caught Slippin’ with 

the Common Sense Thing! 

...Peep what kind of Continuing Game 

that first emerged during,

The Smiles And Stuff Of These Southern California Beach Girls...  

... Just Drive This 18 Year-Old Northern Minnesota Boy ...  

...Crazy!...Part 1.,"

and in that Episode,

HSR, 

BEFORE HE 

OPTS TO

OPEN HIS FIRST 

DENTAL OFFICE 

AFTER GRADUATING FROM 

USC DENTAL SCHOOL, 

HE DECIDES 

TO PARTIALLY SAIL 

THE LENGTH OF THE 

PACIFIC EQUATORIAL REGION, 

AND HE CHOOSES 

WHERE HE WANTS TO START...BY 

PINNING A 

MAP ON THE WALL...

AND THROWING THE PROVERBIAL DART...

TO DETERMINE 

HIS STARTING POINT 

AND 

IT LANDS 

SQUARELY AND CONVINCINGLY 

ON...

JARVIS ISLAND!... 

...SO 

HSR LOOKS UP THE FLAG OF JARVIS ISLAND 

ON THE INTERNET 

AND FINDS...

THAT IT IS PART OF THE U.S., 

SO HE GETS HIS 

LOGISTICAL SUPPORT TOGETHER FOR THE TRIP, 

AND 

HE HAS TO DECIDE 

IF HE WANTS TO 'ROUGH IT,' 

AND 

'BE A MAN ABOUT IT' 

IN A SMALL VESSEL...

OR 'DO IT RIGHT,' 

AND USE HIS 

DENTAL SCHOOL BUDDY'S' 

COMFORTABLE 

YET VERY SEA-WORTHY ACCOMMODATIONS,"...

CALLED...

...'THE MIRAGE'...

AND SURPRISINGLY, 

HSR OPTS FOR THE FORMER, 

BECAUSE HE WANTS TO GET 

THE 

'GUT FEELING' 

OF THIS ADVENTURE, 

AND ALSO, 

BY 

GOING THE MINIMALIST ROUTE, 

HE MAY 

COME UPON 

DEEPER UNDERSTANDINGS 

THAT CAN BE ACHIEVED 

NO OTHER WAY, 

LIKE A SEASONED 

AND SAGACIOUS MONK...

ELEVATES HIS MILE-HIGH, 

ETERNITY-LINKED 

CONSCIOUSNESS...




SO, 

AFTER SETTING SAIL UPON 

THE WIDE-OPEN OCEAN, 

AND BECOMING ONE 

WITH THE SEA AND THE SKY...

HE DROPS ANCHOR 

JUST OFF OF JARVIS ISLAND, 

THEN HSR 

IN HIS SCUBA OUTFIT

DIVES DOWN 

TO WITNESS 

THE VARIETY OF AQUATIC ANIMALS, 

AND IMMEDIATELY 

HE IS STRUCK BY THE 

INNUMERABLE MASSIVENESS 

OF ALL OF THE 

COLORFUL BEAUTIES!...

"HEY, THAT ONE'S 

SORT OF LIKE 

THE NEMO AND DORY 

CHARACTERS!...



"AND THIS ONE, 

WITH A FAMILIAR PROBOSCIS...

...I'LL BET THAT IT NEVER NEEDS 

A NASAL DECONGESTANT...

...JUST SNIFFING SAND WILL CLEAR AWAY 

ANY OBSTRUCTION!...

"WHOA!...

WHAT YOU SEE THROUGH 

IS 

TOTALLY 

WHAT YOU GET, 

WITH THIS SPECIMEN!...

"HEY BUDDY!..YEAH, YOU...

...WITH THE TEETH!...

...SHOO AWAY!"




"GOSH!...THIS JELLYFISH 

LOOKS LIKE IT COMMANDS, 

AND EVEN DEMANDS RESPECT, 

AS IF IT WANTS PASSERS-BY 

TO BOW DOWN TO 

THIS MAJESTIC MASTER!"... THINKS HSR...

SEEING 

THIS 

FIRST SET OF 

'ONLY-SCUBA-VIEWABLE SURPRISES,' 

HSR GOES BACK UP 

TO THE BOAT TO 

TAKE A BREAK!...

THEN,

AFTER SOME LOUNGING AROUND,

HE TAKES ANOTHER

DIP IN

THE

DEEP BLUE SEA!

THEN, WHILE  GOING AROUND

THIS BEND,

IN RAPID SUCCESSION,

HE SEES

SOME

PRETTY

AND

UNUSUAL

SPECIES...

...WOW!

THEN, 

GOING AROUND 

ANOTHER WAY...

OMGOSH!

A STING RAY...WITH A RACING CARBURATOR!

AND AN OCTOPUS

AND ANOTHER ONE...

WITH SHELTER!...

"OOPS!...I THINK I'LL GO 

THE 'OTHER WAY!' HE THINKS...

NEXT...

HSR SEES ONE 

UNDERWATER STATUE...

THEN ANOTHER... 

"I THINK I'LL REST AGAINST THIS ONE...

AND HE TAKES SOME 

DEEP SCUBA GEAR BREATHS AND

CLOSES AND RELAXES HIS

EYES FOR A BIT...

HOWEVER, AFTER A WHILE OF MINOR VISIONS,

HE PERCEIVES

THIS ONE SAYING,

"REMEMBER...YOU'RE UNDERWATER!"

AND WITH THAT HE WAKES BACK UP!...

THEN HE GOES PAST THIS AREA...



AND...

OH NO...

HE

RUNS INTO A

BUNCH OF 

SLEEPING SHARKS!...



"THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY...I'M OUTTA HERE!"

SO

HE SCURRIES ON BACK UP TO

THE SURFACE

AND GETS INSIDE

HIS BOAT

AND GIVES THANKS

FOR A SAFE VENTURE TODAY!

Love Toothbrush®                                      






























































"Is it really recommended 

to be Friends 

with

...Space Aliens?

USC Dental School  

 is the Best! 

It’s where Great Dentists 

are Made! 

The Physical Plant is 

State of the Art, 

and the Professors and Students and Staff 

are a Special and Motivated Breed!

And the Patients 

and their Families are clamoring 

for Dental Services!

From Pre-Clinical

to Clinical 

Rotations,

and even Lab Work and 

Crown Castings,

everyone is

really Excited!

So this one Dental Student

tells a patient as she leaves 

the Appointment,

"Please floss tomorrow, not today!...

...I want the 

Filling to set up

really well!"

And the patient just smiles and nods 'okay,'

probably because her 

Mouth is 

Super Numb!

Now the Dental Student 

closes up for lunch 

and walks across 

Campus to get 

a Good Meal!

On the Way,

another USC student,

who also is a good Friend,

says,

"We're having a Party tonight

and You're Welcome to come!"

"Aww, that's Great!...I'll

be there!"

So 

he keeps on walking

and

another student,

who is studying Astrophysics

says, 

"Hey Cutie! I've 

known You for Years but,

have you ever had

any

'Close Encounters?'"

And He smiles,

"Only with the 

Lady Kind!"

"I ask," She says, "because

as I was studying

Electromagnetic

Neural Networks,

and Black Hole Tidal Forces

and Stellar

Evolution,

I couldn't help but

think of You!"

"Aww, Kim, You said that

Last Time!"

"No, but really...Please

be careful out there, I just 

feel a little

Strange for You!"

"Well, thanks for Feeling for Me, Kim...

...But...Tell Me...Do You believe in

Aliens?...Don't answer that now...but...

I'll see You next Time!"

And the Dental Student gets to the cafe,

and chows down 

and the rest of the day goes 

quite predictably...

Now, at the Party, the Host smiles,

"I'm glad that you 

could make it!...I like to see you

at my Parties...You make it

more Fun!"

"Well, whenever you have one,

just let Me know!"

And after a Fun while,

Jenna asks

to Walk Her Home...

On the way to Her Place, 

They talk about a lot of things, 

and when finally there, 

Jenna confesses, 

“Any Girl would be glad to have You for Herself, 

so 

just promise Me that You’ll 

stay In Touch!”

 

“Sure, Baby,” He smiles.

 

Then, 

She gives him a quick Kiss on the Cheek...

 

Okay...

...so He’s all Happy and 

Stuff…

 

But as he makes his way home, 

he sees a 

strange shape in the distance, 

and, 

almost immediately, 

some lights shine 

his way, which 

seem to make it 

impossible to continue walking!...

Now... 

...the Dental Student can’t even 

‘Move a Muscle!’ 

And, 

He feels his body 

being picked up 

and 

weightlessly transported 

to the waiting Vessel. 

Now inside, 

He is grabbed by some ‘Beings’ 

and taken to this ‘Being Leader,’ 

who speaks, 

“Yes!, it looks like we have 

a good Specimen here!... 

...Hey!... You belong to us now, 

and 

if You try any ‘Funny Business,’ 

it’s Curtains for You...understand?”  

Then, 

he directs the Other Beings to 

‘take him to the Chamber!’ ... 

So, they haul him 

off 

down a hallway, 

and on that trip, 

he sees a Lady 

in one room that 

doesn’t seem happy at all! 

Then a door opens up

and 

they place him 

on a table then leave.  

Now, a woman in a Hologram appears 

in front of Him,

and she says, 

“You must...do as they order you, 

or else! 

I’ll give you the Courtesy 

of revealing what they plan to do 

with You all. 

They are going to 

‘get’ 

as many of your kind 

as they can 

and build 

a Super Military Force, 

making a Million Soldiers from 

each one of You! 

Now, an unseen Force 

pulls the Dental Student back 

into a 

Blue-lighted Contraption... 

...“The first Chance I get,” 

the Dental Student promises quietly to Himself, 

“I’m going to 

catch a Space Ship and 

leave this Place!”  

The Hologram continues, 

“But You will not 

be Soldiers 

of your own kind.. 

...You will be ‘Hybrids’...

with 

Unmatched Superiorities!.. 

...And I think that You will be Proud 

to become 

one of Us!”

 

At that time, the Dental Student 

feels Rumblings, 

like the Space Ship 

is about to take off!

 

Now, a Leader 

in the Ship’s Control Room 

says, 

“We came, we saw, and we conquered, 

and We have a bunch of Humans 

to initiate our Military Campaign…

...so it’s... 

back to Home Base!”

 

And with that, 

the Ship raises 

up 

and starts 

its Course 

to  some Place 

that 

might not be a ‘Party’ 

for the USC Dental Student!

May you have many...

...“Personally, 

I’d like to meet some 

'Extraterrestrials.' 

I’m willing to 

give them a Chance, 

...especially at Diplomacy, 

...who knows...

...they might 

...treat us better than We treat Ourselves!”...

...“If Aliens 

want Me to 

take them to My Leader, 

I’ll say,  

...“You’re Looking at Her!”...






...“I had a Dream about Space Invaders, 

and... 

...it wasn’t Pretty!”...

...“Since Extraterrestrials have the Scientific Wherewithal to 

Conquer Space, 

they probably have a 

Strong Appreciation for Elegance 

and Beauty.  

And 

...that’s where I Come In!”

...Smiles!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Some People say that I 

some times dress 

‘Out of this World!’  

But that’s okay, because

I know that 

...there’s So Much More!”

“I am in My 

‘Most Peaceful State’ 

when I am 

...in the Air 

during my Tooth Fairy Trips!”


























































It Really Does Take Money 

To Make Money!...

Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where 

The Tree Says To The Avalanche, "On Your Marks...

...Get Set...Go!"...






























































































Dental Hygiene Wars!

"I love Fire

and



I hope You do, too!"

“Going into Battle is in My Blood! 

That’s why 

it’s so Easy for Me!”

“Hollywood chose Me to go to the Dental School Prom With Him!  

...Now... 

...I really am   

... ‘All That!’”

"Trying to Get Me?...

...Now...

...Pull back a Nub!'...Ha!..."

“Kung Fu Martial Artist Report! 

...It is My Duty 

to Prepare You 

for the 

Next Portion of Your Trip 

to acquire the Replacement Teeth 

for the Sacred Lion at Your Buddhist Monastery.   

...Please, Let’s have a Seat!”
















"The Genetics Researcher 

who 

Mistakenly

made me 

This Big...

...I can't Thank Her enough!"




















"I'm stepping back from 

the Oral Cavity 



of this Cave!"

Oh My!   

...The Many    

...Colors and Shades of Love!

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