"Please!...Somebody Help!...It Burns So Much!...And...I Can't Take It Anymore!...I Hate This...
wingeulus Scourge!"...
An International
Super Entertainer
makes their way
to the Red Carpet Gala to...
The City
is better,
or the Country...
is better?
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
You and Your
'Germs and other 'Slithery Slime' may soon become the Rulers
of the World'
Smiles
are
taking your
Antibiotic Meds!
This
'Yucky Little Things'
Episode
is
brought to you by an
Electron Microscope
Operator!
if you drop it on the floor…
...toss it!
Please do!...It's called 'Germs!'
and Germs are messing up this World
right about now...
...so be careful out there,
Everyone!...
...including you,
HSR!...
because in
"Fast Forward to…2024!...
..This Dentist…Survived That…Corona ‘CoCo’…But…
...He Can’t Believe…How Much…Life In The…'Big City'…
...Has Changed!"
where there is a Pandemic and a War
going on, with
door-to-door and hand-to-hand Combat...
and
before that in,
My Boyfriend Just Got His Braces Off…And Now Lots of Gorgeous Women Are
Shamelessly Hitting On Him—
Right In Front Of Me!...Part 6...",
before that, through,
"My Boyfriend Just Got His Braces Off…And Now Lots of Gorgeous Women Are
Shamelessly
Hitting On Him—Right In Front Of Me!...Part 5."
"Hey, Man!...Why'd You Get Socked...
In The Mouth?"
and
previous to that,
in
OVER THE
CHORNE SEA
PART OF THE BLACK SEA...
AND HE PASSES THROUGH MOLDAVIA AND
THE BEAUTIFUL ROMANIA,
WHERE MANY PEOPLE SAY THAT
THE MEANING OF "ROMANCE"
STARTED!
AND
HE PASSES BY
SVISHTOV, BULGARIA,
WHICH IS
BY THE SPARKLING DANUBE
RIVER!
AND HE HAS HAD
ALL KINDS
OF THINGS
HAPPEN TO HIM
IN THE PAST EPISODES,
BUT TODAY...
HE TAKES OFF FROM SVISHTOV
THE
OMG!...
...ROUGH,
WING-SHAKING
TURBULENCE!
AND NOW, HE FINDS
HIMSELF OVER THE
HALKIDIKI (THREE FINGERS)
PENNINSULAS!
SO THE WEATHER'S
BETTER NOW, AND
HE FINDS A NICE HILL OVERLOOKING
KASSANDRA
THAT WILL ALLOW HIM TO EASILY GET
AIRBORNE AGAIN!...
SO HE TURNS
AND COMES IN FOR
THE LANDING,
AND HE NAILS
A SMOOTH ONE AGAIN!
AND NOW
HSR GETS OUT AND STRETCHES SOME
ON HIS BLANKET!
AND ONCE HE
LAYS HIS HEAD DOWN,
HE'S IN
DREAMLAND!
AS A
'CAPSTONE'
OTHER END OF
TRIDENT!...
HE BELONGS!...
BETWEEN THE
NOT A MOMENT
TOO SOON!...
BECAUSE THE STORM IS
NIPPING
AT THEIR HEELS!
NOW,
AS THEY ARE
FLYING AWAY,
SHE
GIVES HSR
SOME
REALLY TIGHT
AND THANKFUL
HUGS AND SQUEEZES
AND
SHE SMILES,
"MY NAME IS
AGNESA BESJANA!...AND...
YOUR NAME, SIR?"
"OH, I'M JUST
PLAIN OL'
HSR!"
"WELL, MISTER PLAIN OL' HSR,
I LOVE YOU SO
MUCH
FOR
SAVING MY LIFE!...OH...
AND IN
A LIITLE WHILE,
AS WE GO NORTH,
WE'LL BE BY MY HOME TOWN,
SPILLE BEACH,
ALBANIA!"
"I'VE HEARD OF SPILLE BEACH!...OKAY!"
"THERE'S MY PLACE!...
...SEE IF YOU CAN
LAND ON THE BLUFF
RIGHT
...
IT’S MORNING AND
HSR LOOKS
OUT OF THE WINDOW, AND
SAVORS THE NATURAL SIGHTS!...
“MUST YOU LEAVE SO SOON.”
SHE ASKS
“YEAH,”
SMILES HSR,
“I’M JUST EAGER
TO GET BACK UP IN THE AIR,
WHERE EVERYTHING
FEELS SO RIGHT!”
“I CAN UNDERSTAND,”
SHE ADMITS, “WELL, HERE’S
A GOURMET LUNCH
I MADE FOR YOU.”
“SWEET...THANKS!”
SMILES HSR..
SO THE LADY GIVES
HIM
A WHOPPER OF A HUG AND
SHE SAYS,
"I AM SO THANKFUL TO YOU
FOR SAVING MY LIFE..
...HERE’S MY NUMBER...
...CALL ME WHEN YOU CAN, OKAY!”
“YESIREE, MAM!”
THEN HSR PACKS HIS STUFF
INTO THE GLIDER
AND SAYS SOME PRAYERS AND...
OFF HE GOES AGAIN!...
NOW HE THINKS,
“I’M GLAD THAT
I HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR
IN MY JOURNEY!...I AM NOT LOOKING FOR
ANYTHING GRAND,
BUT
THE EXPERIENCE OF BEING
IN DANGEROUS SITUATIONS AND
HELPING PEOPLE OUT
AND MEETING NEW CULTURES,
IS JUST WHAT THIS DENTIST DOCTOR NEEDS!"...
AND AFTER A WHILE OF FLYING
IN SPLENDID SOLITUDE,
HE IS APPROACHING A
GROUP OF CLOUDS THAT
SEEM TO BE A FRONT
FOR SOME
ROUGH WEATHER...
“I THINK I’LL LAND OVER
AT THAT NICE SPOT
DOWN THERE!”
SO,
HE COMES IN FOR A SMOOTH
ENDING...
AND JUST AS HE GETS OUT TO STRETCH
AND UNLOAD HIS TENT,
A WOMAN RUNS OUT OF A FOREST
WITH A DUFFEL BAG,
AND SHE SCREAMS,
“SOME GUYS ARE
AFTER ME!...
...PLEASE, CAN WE FLY AWAY RIGHT NOW...
...YOU’RE IN DANGER, TOO!
WOW!...SO
THEY BOTH HURRY
AND GET IN AND
HE TAKES OFF
JUST AS THOSE GUYS COME
TO
THE CLEARING!
NOW,..SAFELY IN THE AIR,
HSR ASKS,
“WOW, THEY REALLY WANTED TO DO
HARM TO YOU, HUH”
“YES THEY WANTED TO ROB ME!”
SHE SAYS...
“WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE I CAME
JUST IN TIME!”
“YES YOU DID, AND FOR THAT,
I AM ETERNALLY GRATEFUL!”
“CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE WE ARE?...
...MY GPS NEED MORE BATTERIES!”
“WE ARE JUST OFF OF THE COAST
OF GRADO, ITALY
IN THE GULF OF TRIESTE,"
SHE SAYS,
"CAN WE
GO A LITTLE FURTHER, AND
LAND AT THIS PLACE CALLED
DUINO?”
"YEAH..
...JUST POINT IT OUT TO ME!"
"THERE IT
IS!" SHE SAYS...
SO,
THEY FIND A CLEARING,
AND
AFTER LANDING,
SHE GIVES HSR
A REALLY TIGHT AND LONG HUG,
THEN
SHE SAYS,
“HERE! TAKE THIS!...IT’S A TOKEN
OF MY APPRECIATION!...
...BUT YOU BETTER GET BACK IN THE AIR
AND FLY AWAY NOW!”
THEN,
SHE RUNS OFF!...
SO,
AFTER TAKING OFF AGAIN, AND
STILL IN FRONT OF
THE
DARKENING CLOUDS
THAT
WARN OF COMING RAINS,
HE OPENS THE PACKAGE
THAT SHE LEFT HIM...
...AND...OMGOSH...IT’S...
FIVE STACKS OF
500 EURO NOTES!...
“DANG!,” HSR TELLS HIMSELF,
“NOW, I CAN REALLY GET
SOME BATTERIES!...AND
A BETTER GPS!”
“How
far away
can We 'Socially-Distance’
from each other?”
One certain
Virus
has been heavily
in the
News lately!
But...
...a different
and
relatively newly-uncovered
and very possibly-dangerous, and
possibly-pandemic-producing bacterium,
Carious predatorus wingeulus,
which produces the
newly-diagnosed
dental clinical pathology,
'Predator
Supercaries,'
has been
elucidated by,
and named after,
Dentist and Genetic Biology Enthusiast,
Dr. Ralph Winge.
The unusually durable
and fast-reproducing and
fast-acting bacterium,
of the treponema Genus
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which we haven't even been able to cultivate in a Petri Dish yet,
and which is 'Discovered'* by Dr. Winge!
Carious predators wingeulus
is said to have the ability to
uniquely devour
minerals and organic adjuncts,
hijacked from a Host's
Own Enamel, Dentin, and Cementum
and
Salivary Components...
then,
...on a cellular scale,
it
employs
those acquired
Atomic Materials
to construct
'Rotating Molecular Drills and Drill Bits'
on their
Bacterial Surface Membranes...
And these 'Electromagnetic Molecular Motors'
bore not only straight
to the Dental Nerves
of teeth...
...but they
widely and
progressively
infiltrate
otherwise healthy Tooth Structure and
destroy and ultimately undermine
the whole crown
of each tooth They Infect!...
...Just like regular,
'Garden Variety'
cavities, but
only more Rampant
and Sinister and...
...Calculated!...
Like they have an 'Evil
Mandate!'
The Destructiveness of a Jackhammer
comes to mind!..
'Predator Supercaries,'
or 'Predatorus Supercarious,'
as Dr. Winge affectionately refers to them,
is the name
of the condition
coined by Dr. Winge,
and he freely admits that
the Virulence of this
previously undiscovered species,
can totally decalcify and destroy
a Tooth
within
Three Months of Exposure!...
...Making it
much more Problematic than
any of the members
of the Streptococcus,
Lactobacillus,
Granulicatella,
Gemella,
and Veillonella
Genera!
if a new
'Wingella' Category
scientifically recognized
as an accepted
'Bacterial Genus Life Group.'
phylotypes
are said to exist
in the average 21st Century Human Mouth,
and sequences of
16S rRNA genes are used
to detect more than 141 'Predominant Species.'
But,
Dr. Winge,
an avid sailor who
researches small uncharted
islands,
found the bacterium
after swabbing the mouth of
some human remains
found in an underground island cavern
and
attempted to culture it
in his mobile testing lab.
He was not able to
identify the person,
or even if
that person was really Prehistoric.
Winge also noted that the teeth,
which are normally
the most enduring parts
of the body, were
'black,
and as 'Soft
as Marshmallows!'
Since this Discovery
and initial investigation,
Winge has given all samples and cultures
to Representatives of the
Extremely Secure...
'International Repository For Super Bacterial Containment,'
which has an
'undisclosed location,'
in an
'Undisclosed Country.'
"Mankind will be in big trouble
if
this
carious predatorus wingeulus 
gets into the
general population...
...and...
Lord help us,
if it is easily communicable,"
warns Winge.
He continues,
"I would like to unearth its outlier DNA/RNA
Mechanisms and Enzymes
which make this Germ what it is...
...but I have a gut feeling that
this life form is
too horrible and dangerous
and scary-Predator-like
to handle!...
...Maybe this is one
bacterial species that should
'Become Extinct!'
...Hopefully, there's no more
left in the world!...
...This is a real case of Us
against them,"
pleads Doctor Winge!
We need inquisitive
and Resourceful
Leave Us Alone...
with its
Says one relieved Person,
"I ain't got corona..
...I ain't got carious predatorus wingeulus...
...Halleluja!...
...Yes!...
...Praise the
Lord!"
...
Now, when viewing the
'Predator Supercavities'
causation factor
under a
Scanning Electron Microscopic System,
a wingeulus Specimen is
caught on some
Substrate Tape
and it seems like its
Internal Nano-scaffolding
is...
...
Now...
...while trying to neutralize the threat of
carious predatorus wingeulus,
we must find an appropriate antibiotic
or groups thereof,
and maybe
with other 'potentiators,'
to stop that Bacterium,
no matter what Form it takes
at the Time!
But we must use these
medications judiciously,
so we don’t
create Super Strains that
really can’t be stopped!
Maybe
we can construct
‘Nano-carriers’
to infiltrate their
Bacterial Strongholds,
and place
effective Pharmaceutical Weapons to
‘Biochemically-Nuke’ them and...
knock them Silly,
because
carious predatorus wingeulus...
...Must Go!
May you have many...
...Smiles!
“That ‘Magical Time’
is here!...Now,
...I start My Journey!”
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