"Dang!...That Big Tooth...Thinks That...He Can...Just...Come Into My Forest...And Take All The...Pretty Big Foot Women?...
...That's Just Wrong!"...
"Have Your Dentist...
...Call My Dentist!"...
I caught You…
…Thinking about the Beach!
"Doctor Report...
...Let's Play Catch!"
You and Your
'I wonder if Big Tooth is Hassled by the Regular-Teethed Big Foots'
Smiles
are
poking around in the Forest to
find out!
Your
'My Teeth are only like this when I'm too cold or Scared'
Episode
is
brought to you by
Chattering Jaws!
Please don't fail to see the
Goodness in Other People!
HSR MUST NOW
just keep
rolling in!
The Phenomenon known as
Big Tooth,
has many physical similarities
to 'Big Foot.'
However,
the most significant,
genetically-based,
phenotypical difference that's observable is,
...instead of two regular front teeth...
there's
...one huge upper middle tooth
...and this
composite sketch
...was made
by a person who
was just inches away,
but was not detected!
And...
the same person
swears that there was no
plaque or food
between the front teeth
at that time...
...it is just...one colossal tooth!
However...
this large and furry creature,
with its trademark dentition,
just may
have left some
Physical and DNA evidence
behind--that's still being searched for--
and that
Forensic Specialists and Geneticists
can use
to delve deeper into
the Mysteries of this
'Elusive Species.'
Big Tooth
has been classified by
Zoologists at Point Loma
University
as
homo megadonticus,
but
a competing department at
Harvard
University
has coined the name
homo macrodonticus,
and now,
the two different
Scientific University Groups
are almost
'coming to Academic Blows'
over which School
is the Preeminent Source
on the Big Tooth Species Issue!
"Virtually all
of the people
who claim to have seen Big Tooth
say that
it reminds them of a
'tall, muscular and
furry' man,
and...
that it did not attack
any people that
saw it,"
says an Angeles National Park Ranger,
on the condition that
he remains anonymous.
The Authorities
are aware that
a growing segment
of the local population
is starting to actually like
Big Tooth and what 'It' symbolizes.
"We all like
'bigger than life'
things...like
'The Rock and such!'"...
One San Bernardino Park Officer
confirms that a gofundme page
has been set up, "I think people feel that
Big Tooth represents
the Free Spirit
in all of us...
...and that he is unencumbered
by all of the trappings
and complications
and headaches
of the civilized
world
that we all face! "
"And he always lives
in a peaceful, natural,
and...
almost-fairy-tale-like
kind of place!"
One hiker
swears that
Big Tooth knows 'some English,'
and may actually
like humans,
because
when she was lost and shouted,
"I have to get out of here to my car!"...
she says that,
"it smiled at me,
then grunted,
"Over there!""
And one young lad,
who has taken a liking to Big Tooth,
saw this picture
and this one
and now,
he's telling his parents that
he's having
nightmares about it!"
It has been surmised that
Big Tooth has been around here
for
at least twenty years,
but
with a very recent
infrared camera sighting
and a cell phone photo taken
by a person who
sat very still,
people now want to see Big Tooth
up close and personal!
And a man wants to know if his "Big Sister"
can become "Big Tooth's" friend!
But!...
And it's a big but!
...a word of caution...
...to see if the animal is indeed a Big Tooth,
one will need to
sneak up on it
and lift up
its lip, like
this...and check things!
...Good Luck!
Or maybe just
...tickle Big Tooth!
Or just try to
catch Big Tooth
up close in a happy mood
with a camera!...
...like here in this photo...
...but it's not that clear!
Now,
there is one person,
a Dentist, no less, who's
been trying to track
Big Tooth for years and,
he says that Big Tooth comes out
of the dense forest
like this
...very infrequently...
"But I have documented him
roaming
here and there catching some...
...Sun Rays!"
"I've also seen him
hunt and catch
Wild Game!"
"And he even has competitor
Big Foots or
Big Tooths...but
I couldn't get close enough
to see which
...is which!
I did catch,
however,
on tape,
a skirmish between
Big Tooth and
two others, which just
may have been an
ambush or
a territorial dispute!
Well, anyway,
I think Big Tooth
got the best of them
in the scuffle,
because
one high-tailed it out of there
one way
and the second one ran
the
other way...into the swamp!...
...Most likely after being
"teeth crunched" by Big Tooth!
"Now, I'm also studying Big Tooth's
Social Interactions,
and,
I think
he has some
new female admirers!"
And
I have seen them
argue and fight with his
ongoing female friend, and
those confrontations
haven't been pretty!...
...I did,
once,
see Big Tooth and his Female Friend
'Playing Around!'"
"Now, Sir,
we get a lot of Visitors
out here looking for
Big Tooth.
we get a lot of Visitors
out here looking for
Big Tooth.
And one woman,
who calls herself, Big Tooth's
'First Groupie,'
who calls herself, Big Tooth's
'First Groupie,'
buys him little Toys and
Food and Stuff!
But...
I want to see if Big Tooth
can control
and use
other animals in the Wild!...
...Personally, Sir, I like Big Tooth!
Not only is he good
for Tourism here,
it's also good for
My Office Patients!
I have a big picture
of him in My
waiting room,
that people always Instagram!
But...
if I ever bump into
Big Tooth...you know...close and
face to face...
I'll just
slowly gesture to
shake his hand!
I have
much Respect for him,
you know,
trying to survive
out here in the Wild!
My
most important message
to Big Tooth is,
no matter what,
You, my friend...
will always
have the
'Natural Winning Hand!'
...
Now...it seems like the Media
has started some People
wanting to go to
Angeles National Forest
to
see and
maybe even
make friends with
Big Tooth!...
"I'm going to use my
Feminine Charm
for Us to be a
Beauty and the Beast Couple!"
"I think...according to
these tracks, He's
been here recently!"
"Big Tooth!...
Big Tooth!..."
She calls,
..."Come out, Come Out, Where ever You Are!"
Flash News!...
...It has just been reported
that
Big Tooth
was spotted crossing a Road,
which surprised a
car driver,
who then swerved off
of the road, but
fortunately,
No One was Hurt!
Hey, Big Tooth!...
...Be Safe Out There!
...
A person,
searches nervously for
Big Tooth
in the Forest.
She brought Him
a Big Bowl of
of blackberries...His Favorite!
Next,
she sets the bowl down...
Then,
She definitely hears a twig pop,
which makes her look in that direction,
but...
...when she turns back around...
the Blackberries
are gone!
Another Young Lady from a
local
University, who is a
Vocal Big Tooth Supporter,
walks on out into the thick of the Forest
and warns him,
"Big Tooth!...Some People are coming
and
they want to collect
the huge Bounty
on You!...
You're Special...
You're
not just any old
Big Foot!"
Next,
some Big Foot Women
come up to
Big Tooth and say,
"Hey, Big Tooth...
Do You
want a Big Bowl
of Blackberries?"
And Big Tooth
takes one
look in their Eyes,
and
at the Blackberries
...and...just Chuckles...
as He...
Gets Some!
"Our Differences can make All of Us Stronger!"
Doctor Hollywood Smiles Report
is about to get
in another
'tight squeeze'
like in,
"Meet 'Dentexa!'...The First...Personal...Digital...
...Dental Assistant! ...Part 2..."
and
along side that fable in
"Here We Go!...Again!...There's Been Another...'Big Tooth'...Sighting!...And...This Time...
...People Almost...Get Hurt!"...Part 3...
and previous
to that in,
"The President of A Country...
...Is About To Address…The U.N….
...In A Couple Of Hours!...But…He Accidentally…
...Oh No!...
...Breaks His Front Teeth Off Of
His
Denture!...So…What's Gonna Happen Now!...
and there...
...HSR,
WHO IS CURRENTLY
A SOPHMORE AT
USC DENTAL
SCHOOL
SCHOOL
AGREES TO JOIN
SOME OTHER DENTAL STUDENTS,
AND
A COUPLE OF INSTRUCTORS,
TO DO SOME
FREE DENTAL WORK
ON SOME KIDS
IN THE CARRIBEAN COUNTRY
OF ‘NICARUBA,’ WHICH,
OF COURSE,
IS BETWEEN
NICARAGUA AND ARUBA, AND
THEY FLY OUT TO THE PLACE,
WHICH TURNS OUT TO BE A
MOSTLY REALLY DENSE RAINFOREST!...
SO,
SOME OF THE STUDENTS
LIKE THE FOREST...
WHILE
OTHERS
DON'T!
AND AFTER NATURE WALKING A WHILE
THEY COME ACROSS A
FLOWING RIVER
THAT GETS
FASTER AND FASTER!...
AND...
ALL OF THIS
WATER ACTION
JUST FASCINATES
HSR, WHO
STARES AND
STARES AT IT!...
BUT...WAIT!...
WHEN HE TURNS TO
WALK MORE
WITH HIS FRIENDS...
WHATS' THIS!...
THEY'RE GONE...
...NOWHERE TO BE SEEN!....
AND HE SHOUTS TO
THEM, BUT
THE NOISE FROM THE RAPIDS,
MAKES IT HARD AND EVEN IMPOSSIBLE
TO HEAR!...
"I'LL JUST TRY TO RETRACE MY
STEPS BACK TO CAMP!" HE THINKS...
BUT...
AFTER A WHILE...
IT GETS...
...YOU KNOW WHAT!...
...THAT'S RIGHT...DARK!...
BUT,
HE HAS A FLASHLIGHT,
HOWEVER,
IN A WHILE
THE BATTERIES GET LOW!
NOW...EVERY
JUNGLE HAS ITS NIGHT SOUNDS...
AND THERE ARE
PLENTY OF THEM
RIGHT NOW!...SO...OF COURSE...
HSR'S JUMPING AT EVERY NOISE,
AND
ESPECIALLY
ANY
'BREAKING TWIG' SOUNDS!
SO, IN A WHILE,
HE GETS TO A PLACE THAT IS LIT UP
AND...
FOR A MOMENT,
HE THINKS THAT
HE MIGHT BE
BACK AT
THE CAMP CLINIC,
SO HE WALKS INTO
THE AREA...
"THERE YOU ARE!...
WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!...
WE ARE ASKING A VERY BIG FAVOR
FROM YOU, SIR!...
...THESE NEXT COUPLE OF
DAYS AND NIGHTS
ARE THE 'TIMES OF RECEPTIVITY' AND
POSSIBLE DRAMATIC CHANGE!" SAYS
THE LADY.
"AND WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN THEN ," ASKS HSR.
ANOTHER LADY ANSWERS,
"EVERY 500 MILLION YEARS,
AN ULTIMATE INTERDIMENSIONAL
SPIRITUAL BATTLE
BETWEEN 'PURE GOOD'
AND 'HORRIFIC EVIL'
TAKES PLACE TO DETERMINE WHO RULES
FOR THE NEXT EPOCH!"
NOW, HSR ASKS,
"HAVE THE EVIL
FORCES EVER WON BEFORE?"
NOW...
...A THIRD LADY
CHIMES IN,
"YES...TWO EPOCHS AGO!...
...THE WHOLE UNIVERSE AND
ALL OF ITS INHERENT DIMENSIONS,
HAD 'REVERSED LAWS OF PHYSICS'
AND THE CONCEPTS
OF 'HOPE' AND 'LOVE'
WERE COMPLETELY BANISHED,
AND ALL OF LIFE
...NEARLY EVERYWHERE...
WAS LOST!...EXCEPT
FOR IN A
FEW
SACRED PLACES!"...
"SO, I'M JUST A
SIMPLE DENTAL STUDENT!...
AND I DON'T LIKE EVIL, TOO...BUT
WHAT MAKES YOU
THINK THAT I CAN MAKE
THE DIFFERENCE
THAT YOU SO
URGENTLY NEED?"
"THE DEPTH OF THE LOVE IN YOUR HEART
AND YOUR ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT,
YOUR DESIRE TO HELP PEOPLE,
AND YOUR SIMPLICITY OF MIND....MAKE YOU THE BEST CHOICE...
PLUS...YOU WERE HIGHLY
RECOMMENDED," SAYS
THIS WOMAN, "YOU ARE TO
FOLLOW AND MAYBE
EVEN
CHASE,
A PIVOTAL SPIRITUAL ENTITY NAMED
FORCE FIA
THROUGH THE
DIMENSIONS!"
"OKAY," SMILES HSR, "DO I GET
ON A SPACE SHIP
TO DO THIS?"
"NO," SHE
RETURNS, "THIS IS A SPIRITUAL ENDEAVOR,
TO BE DONE IN YOUR
DEEPEST SLEEP...
WHERE YOU ARE
ALSO...
AT YOUR STRONGEST!...TAKE THIS
POTION NOW,
AND LAY DOWN IN FRONT OF US!"
SO,
AS HSR DRINKS THE LIQUID, HE ASKS,
"HOW WILL I KNOW HER
WHEN I SEE HER?"
"SHE
WILL COME TO YOU!...AND YOU MUST FOLLOW HER
NO MATTER WHERE SHE GOES,
UNTIL SHE GETS TIRED...OR WANTS TO
MEET YOU!...AND AT THAT TIME,
YOU MUST LOOK INTO HER EYES FOR
AT LEAST
FIVE LONG SECONDS,
AND THEN,
AND ONLY THEN,
WILL
THE ULTIMATE
'TRUTH OF TRUTHS'
BE REVEALED
TO YOUR SUBCONSCIOUSNESS,
AND THEN AFTER THAT,
WHEN YOU WAKE
WE WILL DECIPHER
THE
POTENTIAL
BATTLE LANDSCAPES
AND THE
POSSIBLE WAR STRATEGIES
THAT THE EVIL SIDE
MIGHT EMPLOY!"
NOW THE STRONG POTION TAKES
AHOLD OF
THE SLUMBERING HSR
AND HE
STARTS TO
SPIRITUALLY
'GET UP AND GO' ...
THEN...
AT THIS TIME,
THE LADIES
PLACE
A
'TRANS-DIMENSIONAL
FACILITATOR'
INSIDE
THE LADIES
PLACE
A
'TRANS-DIMENSIONAL
FACILITATOR'
INSIDE
OF HIS POCKET!
AND JUST LIKE THAT...
HSR
QUICKLY TRAVELS THROUGH THE
VARIOUS CITIES
ON DIFFERENT PLANETS AND
IN DIFFERENT GALAXIES
IN AN INSTANT...LOOKING FOR
FORCE FIA!
OMGOSH!...WHAT'S THIS!
FIA...MAKES HERSELF
APPARENT
TO HSR
IN THE
WARBURG DIMENSION SPECTRUM!
NOW THEY BOTH
'PLAY TAG'
IN THE SONNEN
SPACE TIME PARADOX!...
...WHAT'S THIS...
...THAT
THEY ARE PASSING,
AS THEY
TRAVEL UNCOUNTABLE AMOUNTS
OF LIGHT YEARS IN
FRACTIONS OF SECONDS,
THEN
THEY EXIT
AND JUST LIKE THAT...
HSR
QUICKLY TRAVELS THROUGH THE
VARIOUS CITIES
ON DIFFERENT PLANETS AND
IN DIFFERENT GALAXIES
IN AN INSTANT...LOOKING FOR
FORCE FIA!
OMGOSH!...WHAT'S THIS!
FIA...MAKES HERSELF
APPARENT
TO HSR
IN THE
WARBURG DIMENSION SPECTRUM!
NOW THEY BOTH
'PLAY TAG'
IN THE SONNEN
SPACE TIME PARADOX!...
...WHAT'S THIS...
...THAT
THEY ARE PASSING,
AS THEY
TRAVEL UNCOUNTABLE AMOUNTS
OF LIGHT YEARS IN
FRACTIONS OF SECONDS,
THEN
THEY EXIT
DIMENSIONS
AND
THEN
THEY ENTER
AND
THEN
THEY ENTER
OTHER DIMENSIONS
IN AN IMMEDIATE AND
PLAYFUL WAY!
AND
ON THEIR TRAVERSINGS...
THEY PASS STUFF
LIKE
THIS!
WHOA!...
NOW...FORCE FIA'S HEART STARTS
TO BEAT
FOR HSR!
AFTER HSR CATCHES
UP TO HER
IN THE
'SACRED AREA OF DIMENSIONAL INFINITY,'
FIA REACHES OUT
AND TOUCES
HSR'S HAND!...
THEN,
HE POSITIONS HIMSELF
TO
GAZE INTO
HER EYES...
AND
...ONE SECOND PASSES,
NOW...
AT THE START OF
THE SECOND SECOND,
FORCE FIA SHIFTS
INTO A VIOLENT
NEW APPEARANCE!...
A 'THIN SLICE'
OF PEACE!...
HOWEVER...
WHEN THE
FIFTH SECOND
COMES!....
...
IN AN IMMEDIATE AND
PLAYFUL WAY!
AND
ON THEIR TRAVERSINGS...
THEY PASS STUFF
LIKE
THIS!
WHOA!...
NOW...FORCE FIA'S HEART STARTS
TO BEAT
FOR HSR!
NOW...SHE SLOWS DOWN HER
INTERDIMENSIONAL PENETRATION!
SO,
AFTER HSR CATCHES
UP TO HER
IN THE
'SACRED AREA OF DIMENSIONAL INFINITY,'
FIA REACHES OUT
AND TOUCES
HSR'S HAND!...
THEN,
HE POSITIONS HIMSELF
TO
GAZE INTO
HER EYES...
AND
...ONE SECOND PASSES,
NOW...
AT THE START OF
THE SECOND SECOND,
FORCE FIA SHIFTS
INTO A VIOLENT
NEW APPEARANCE!...
...AND NOW...
SO DOES HSR!
NOW THE THIRD SECOND
TAKES PLACE, AND
'CATACLYSMIC
CATASTROPHIES'
CAN BE SEEN
'SKY WIDE'...
IN ALL OF THE
VISIBLE GALAXIES!...
...WAIT!...
...ARE THESE PAN-STELLAR EVENTS
NATURE'S WAY OF
COMBATING VIOLATIONS OF
INTERDIMENSIONAL INSTABILITY?
NOW,
HSR NEEDS TO GAZE
ONLY
TWO MORE SECONDS
INTO THE EYES OF
FORCE FIA,
WHILE ALL OF
THIS IS HAPPENING
AND THEN THE
'TRUTH OF TRUTHS
WILL BE REVEALED!
SO, THE FOURTH SECOND
COMMENCES,
AND,
OH WOW!...
'GROWING QUANTUM INCREMENTALITY'
SMASHES INTO
AND
'GOES ONE-TO-ONE WITH
THE 'COLOSSAL IMMENSITY'
OF ALL SPACE...IN ALL TIME...AND...IN
ALL DIMENSIONS...AND
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
FOURTH SECOND,
FORCE FIA
STARTS TO SHED HER
'DELTA-CORPOREAL RESTRAINTS'
AND
IN A MILLISECOND,
HSR'S
INTERDIMENSIONAL TRAVEL CRYSTAL
IN HIS POCKET
BECOMES 'RESTLESS BEYOND COMPARE'
...LIKE...LIKE...IT'S...ABOUT TO...!...
NOW...AT THE ENDING OF THE
FOURTH SECOND,
ALL HSR CAN PERCEIVE
IN HIS MIND...
...IS...
OF PEACE!...
HOWEVER...
WHEN THE
FIFTH SECOND
COMES!....
YES!...
...AND AS THE
'SHADOW' OF THE FOURTH SECOND
DISAPPEARS,
AND AS THE
FIFTH SECOND
STARTS TO
'PEEK AROUND THE BEND,
FORCE FIA
ADMIRES HSR'S
ELECTROMECHANICAL PROFILE,
AND SAYS,
"LET US ENTER INTO
OUR
COSMIC DESTINIES!"
AND AS THEY
FLOAT THROUGH THE
PORTAL GATES, HSR ASKS,
"HOW MANY
BIG BANGS
HAVE YOU WITNESSED?"
"I'VE LOST COUNT...AND REALLY...
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER,"
AND SHE CONTINUES,
"YOU ARE THE ONE
WITH WHOM I
MUST QUANTUM TRAVEL WITH...
...RIGHT NOW!"
THEN...
...THEIR
DARK ENERGIES
SUDDENLY
AND
KENETICALLY
TUMBLE
INTO EACH OTHER
AND HSR AND FORCE FIA
ON THEIR WAY TO...
...
THEN,
AFTER "SLINGING" ACROSS
WHOLE
GLOBULAR CLUSTERS AT A TIME,
SHE STOPS
IN AN INSTANT
ON A PLANET MUCH LIKE EARTH...
...AND HE IS
STANDING
NEXT TO HER AND
SHE
SPEAKS,
"I LIKE THE WAY
THAT YOU
KEEP UP WITH ME
AND I'M GLAD THAT...
...YOU ARE THE ONE!"
NOW HSR SAYS,
"I LIKE THE WAYS
THAT WE CAN
CHANGE DIRECTIONS
WHEN WE TRAVEL
THAT FAST!...MAY I ASK
...YOU SOMETHING?"
"GO AHEAD!"
"CAN I LOOK INTO THE UNIVERSE
BEHIND
YOUR EYES SOME MORE?
"RIGHT
NOW?...
...OKAY!... BUT...
...YOU'LL HAVE TO
CATCH ME FIRST!"
AGAIN,
AFTER THEY
SPRINT ACROSS A
COUPLE OF PARSECS,
SHE
STOPS BY ANOTHER
PLANET,
ANS HSE SAYS,
"OKAY!... I'LL
LET YOU
LOOK INTO MY EYES,
BUT FIRST,
I MUST
LOOK
INTO
YOURS!"
...WHICH MEANS THAT
THIS
AND THIS
KIND OF STUFF HAPPENS!
May you have many...
...Smiles!
"I'm the Tooth Fairy to
all of the
Northern Region's Cyber Kids!"
"You're right!...
I am not
the
'Most Abstemious' Hygienist!"
"Yay!...
...Another Hygienist
goes Down for the Count!"
"I like watching
'Our Victories'...
Over and Over again!"
"My Answer to the...
...Ultimate SRP!"
"I'm on the look out
for some
Oral Biome Slimballs!"
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