A Young Dentist Must Find His Way Home...In The Snow...For His...Christmas Vacation!...

AFTER THE LAST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL,

WE FIND THE 17-YEAR-OLD ,

DOCTOR HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT...

BEFORE HE IS A DOCTOR...

GETTING OFF OF A 

BIG YELLOW SCHOOL BUS...

AND...

IS ABOUT TO WALK

6 MILES THROUGH

THE THICK WOODS

AND DEEP SNOW 

TO GET HOME,

AND

HE HAS NO PROBLEM

WITH THIS TREK

BECAUSE HE’S FAMILIAR

WITH ALMOST EVERY TREE

IN THIS BIG FOREST,

BUT ALONG HIS WAY,

HE HEARS SOME SOUNDS,

SO,

IMMEDIATELY AND INSTINCTIVELY,

HE CROUCHES DOWN 

NEXT

TO A TREE FOR COVER,

AND

HE SPOTS SOME WOLVES

THAT ARE

'HOT ON THE TRAIL'

OF SOME PREY

THAT THEY HAVE JUST SEEN,

AND HSR LOOKS TO WHERE

THEY ARE GOING, AND

THEY ARE HEADED STRAIGHT

TO A MOTHER REINDEER AND HER CALF,

WHICH PROBABLY MAKES THE WOLVES

'THANKSGIVINGLY HAPPY,'

BUT

THE MOTHER REINDEER FIGHTS OFF

THE WOLVES SOME,

AND THEN SHE

LURES THEM AWAY FROM HER BABY, 

SO THE BABY DEER

RUNS THE OTHER WAY,

AND,

SEEING ALL OF THIS,

HSR CHASES AFTER

THE SMALL DEER, AND

AFTER A WHILE OF RUNNING,

HE CATCHES UP

TO THE TIRED DOE,

 AND HE

LOOKS AT IT

AND SAYS TO IT,

“HEY, LITTLE BUDDY,

...LET’S GET OUT

OF THIS DANGEROUS AREA!...

COME ON, LET’S GO!”...

AND THE LITTLE DEER

HESITATES AT FIRST,

THEN LOOKS BACK

IN ITS MOTHER’S DIRECTION,

AND IT HEARS SOME

FAINT FIGHTING AND GROWLING NOISES,

THEN THE DOE

DECIDES TO STEP CAREFULLY

AND

FOLLOW HSR,

SO THEY WALK A WHILE

AND THEY

PASS BY A STREAM,

AND LOOK AT A

MAJESTIC MOUNTAIN, 

BECAUSE, 

AFTER ALL,

THIS IS PAYNTER ISLAND,

CANADA

WHERE

THE AIR IS

'BOTTLED 

FRESH,'

SO

HSR AND THE BABY REINDEER

KEEP WALKING ALONG

TOWARD HSR’S PLACE,

BUT AFTER A WHILE,

HE HEARS SOME NOISES BEHIND HIM,

SO HE GRABS THE DOE

AND HIDES BEHIND A SET OF ROCKS 

AND WAITS…AND WAITS…

...AND...

...GUESS WHAT?...

...IT’S MOMMA DEAR!...SHE’S BACK!...

...WHOA!...

...SHE MUST HAVE PUT A WHUPPIN’

ON THOSE WOLVES!...

SHE DOES LOOK

A LITTLE BANGED UP,

BUT SHE WALKS

TO THE SMALL DOE,

THEN LICKS IT 

AND THEN THEY WALK

ALONG

ON THEIR WAY…

AND HSR THINKS,

“OH, ISN’T THAT TOO CUTE!”...

SO,

HSR STARTS

HEADING HIS WAY BACK HOME,

BUT AFTER WHILE,

HE HEARS SOME MORE

SUSPICIOUS SOUNDS

BEHIND HIM…

...AND...

...IT’S ANOTHER WOLF!...

AND THIS ONE LOOKS

REALLY MEAN…

…AND REALLY HUNGRY!...

...SO,

HE QUICKLY CHECKS

AROUND FOR THE BEST TREE

TO CLIMB...

...RIGHT NOW!…



..."YES, THERE’S ONE!"...

SO HE

SCAMPERS UP QUICK, FAST, AND IN A HURRY!

…AND JUST IN TIME…

...BECAUSE THE BIG BAD WOLF

IS JUST RUDELY

AND VORACIOUSLY 

'NIPPING AT HIS HEELS!'…



NOW,…

HE CONTINUES

CLIMBING UP TO A STRONG BRANCH

AND SITS ON IT TO

'WAIT IT OUT!'…



THEN,

HE REMEMBERS THAT

HE HAS SOME 

FRESH

RAW MEAT...

AND HIS SLING SHOT

IN HIS BACK PACK

(ALONG WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF!)

…SO

HE GETS OUT SEVERAL

BIG CHUNKS OF STEAK

AND SHOOTS THEM

IN THE AIR

TO MAKE THEM GO

A LONG WAY AWAY!…



...AND THE WOLF HEARS THE MEAT

HIT THE SNOW,...

MAKING THE WOLF

LEAVE HSR

AND RUN THE LONG DISTANCE

TO GET TO THE 

SMELLABLE RAW MEAT!…



...AND HE SHOOTS ANOTHER

BIG CHUNK IN ABOUT THE SAME PLACE,

AND TWO OTHER WOLVES

HEAR AND SMELL IT...



AND IN A LITTLE WHILE,

THE WOLVES START TO

FIGHT AMONG THEMSELVES

FOR MORE CHUNKS

THAT HSR

KEEPS SHOOTING OUT…

SO,

WITH THE WOLVES

TEARING EACH OTHER APART

OVER THE REMAINING FOOD,

HSR CLIMBS DOWN

THE TREE IN A HURRY

AND HEADS HOME,



BUT, 

IT’S STARTING

TO GET DARK, 

AND

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT...

...A...

...'SNOWNADO!'

AND  WITH

THE ELEMENTS 

KICKING INTO 

HIGH GEAR,

OF COURSE,

HERE COMES 

A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED

BLINDING BLIZZARD!

NOW,

WHILE TRUDGING

A LONG WAY IN

NATURE'S 

'SWEET WHITE REVENGE,'

HE REMEMBERS HIS UNCLE

WHO

'DIDN'T FEEL ALIVE'

IF HE WASN'T

'KNEE DEEP,'

HE FINALLY REACHES 

AN

EMPTY CABIN, 

THAT HE

HAS BEEN IN

MANY TIMES...

...AND

BELIEVE ME...

...IT IS

A REFESHING SIGHT

RIGHT NOW!…



...SO HE 

CLAWS A PATH IN THE STUFF

TO GET TO THE DOOR...

AND HE

WALKS ON IN,

...AND...

...WHOA!...NOBODY’S THERE!…...GREAT!...

...SO

HE SHUTS THE DOOR

AND SETS UP A

SMALL FIRE

IN THE

FIREPLACE

AND BREAKS OPEN

A CAN OF CHILI BEANS

AND SPAM, AND HE

WARMS IT UP AND

IS ABOUT TO

'HEARTILY DIG IN!'…

BUT...

...SOMETHING

KNOCKS AND SCRATCHES

ON THE DOOR…

AND THE

DISTURBED

HSR

THINKS, 

“WT…!”…

AND NOW

HE GETS UP AND

WALKS CAUTIOUSLY

OVER TO 

THE DOOR AND

HE TRIES TO SEE

THROUGH THE CRACKS

AND SPACES

IN THE OLD AND WORN 

WOODEN DOOR,

BUT...HE...

 ...CAN’T SEE 

A THING!…

...AND HE HEARS SOME MORE SCRATCHES…

AND THEN...A BABY...

...STARTS CRYING LOUDLY!



SO,

HE UNLOCKS IT

AND SLOWLY CRACKS

THE SQUEAKY FRONT DOOR,

WHICH

SEEMS TO

PROUDLY SING...

IN VARYING HIGH NOTES...

AS IT

FURTHER OPENS...

...AND…

...NOW,

HSR STANDS AND LOOKS

OUTSIDE AND SAYS,

"WHOA!...

...WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE!"...

...

"MAY WE HAVE SHELTER, SIR?"

ASKS THE GUY, 

WHO IS WITH A WOMAN

WHO HAS...WOW!...

...JUST GIVEN BIRTH ON

THE STEPS!



"PLEASE, YOU THREE...

...DO COME IN...RIGHT NOW!" 

SMILES HSR...

...AND HE

ASKS THEM,

"WHAT LED YOU TO THIS PLACE?"



"WE SAW A VERY FAINT AND PERIODIC

'AURORA'

IN THE THE SNOWY SKY,"

SAYS THE GUY...

..."AND...WE

FOLLOWED IT HERE!"



"WELL, PLEASE,

SHARE SOME FOOD WITH ME!"

OFFERS HSR...



THEN,

THE MAN AND THE LADY EAT, 

AND HSR SAYS,

"PLEASE GO AHEAD!...I

HAVE MORE!"



"THIS IS THE BEST FOOD IN THE WORLD,"

SAYS THE MAN!...



"YES IT IS!" RETURNS HSR

AS HE GAZES

OUT THE WINDOW

AT THE MYSTERIOUS AND

POWERFUL



AURORA,

 AND HE SAYS,

"THIS IS REALLY A HAPPY THANKSGIVING!"

...




SO, EVERY THINGS JUST A LITTLE

HAPPY 

FOR EVERYONE NOW,

AND THE BABY'S FINISHED NURSING,

AND SLEEPING,

BUT

THE YOUNG HSR

SMELLS SOME SMOKE,

WHICH ONLY MEANS

THAT

THE SNOW OUTSIDE 

HAS COVERED UP 

THE CHIMNEY,

SO HE

GOES OUTSIDE

AND

AS HE IS

ABOUT 

TO START,

HE THINKS OF HIS BROTHER

AND A FRIEND

DOING SOME

CRAZY STUFF!

SO,

HSR 

FINALLY REACHES THE

CHIMNEY AND 

CLEARS THE SNOW OUT, 

SO THE SMOKE

CAN EXIT...GREAT!

BUT, 

AS HE COMES BACK DOWN

HE LOSES HIS FOOTING

AND FALLS 

A WAYS 

IN THE SOFT SNOW,

AND HE DOESN'T 

GIVE IT  A SECOND THOUGHT,

HOWEVER,

HE NOW HEARS 

A LOUD CRACK SOUND

AND SOME RUMBLINGS!...

NOW, HE 

LOOKS AT THE MOUNTAIN 

JUST ABOVE HIM,

AND HE SEES...OH CRAP!...

...AN...

...AVALANCHE!...WITH

WHAT SEEMS 

TO BE

'HIS NAME ON IT!'

AND IT 

COVERS HIM UP 

PRETTY GOOD,

AND HE'S 

SEEMINGLY

UNCONSCIOUS...

...AND STILL BREATHING...

...BUT HE'S

WATCHING THIS 

GEOMETRY

GIF

IN HIS MIND...AND...

...AT THAT 

MOST OPPORTUNE TIME,

...A...

'SINISTER SPIRIT OF THE SNOWS'

RIDES IN 

ON THIS

FLYING

BEAST,

AND HAPPILY

SAYS,

"NOW I 

HAVE THAT

YOUNG MAN,

AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW

THAT HE'S A 

HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS HYBRID, YET...

...YES!...WHAT I COULD DO...

...WITH HIS POWERS!"

AND AT THAT...

...MOST OPPORTUNE TIME...

...AGAIN...

...THE 'GOOD SPIRIT OF THE SNOWS'

SAYS

TO THE OTHER SPIRIT,

"I HATE TO PRECIPITATE 

ON

YOUR PARADE...BUT...!"

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