Umm!...Please...Give Me...A Second...To...Get It Together!...I Am...
...Where I Want To Be!"...
Hey!...
You should see
our Dentist, Doctor Ralph Winge's
Dental Office!…
He not only has
candy sweets on his
Waiting Room wall...
…he has
…he has
the really good stuff!...even
pies and cakes!...
And you don't even
And you don't even
need an appointment!
The Doctor takes this approach,
he says,
for good reasons…
He says
“try not to have Cognitive Dissonance in your life…
…you know…
…ruminating over
conflicting Emotions
at the same time.
…like when opposite feelings
collide head-on!”
In other words,
he’s my kind of Guy!
He says
“Why deny yourself?...
If you like it…do it!…”
…it almost sounds like a
lesson in 'Like!'
...He says,
"Just oogle the chocolates we placed over here,
with and without
peanut butter and/or nuts!
And behold, the suckers over there!
Whereas,
right over here,
are the best and most popular
Chewing Gums
...and here in front of us,
in the refrigerator...we have...
many World Brands of
Ice Cream and
Ice Cream Sandwiches"...
He says don’t be
fearful of
your sugar cravings…
And the real kicker is that,
The Dentist has a…
…Goodie Of The Week!...
And this time,
it’s one of my
Best Favorites!
...All natural and fruity pastries!...
And rather than
excruciate myself…
…instead,
I am invited
to indulge
in them to my
Heart’s Desire!
…and that way…
…there’s a chance to...
...become desensitized to...
...become desensitized to...
and to develop
Self Control over
all of those
excessive excitements to Sugary Sweets..."
"Too much is not good for you!
"Too much is not good for you!
The Dentist does this so that
in the future,
when you come face-to-face, again,
with colossal confections...
...you can supremely exercise,
...you can supremely exercise,
with certainty,
wise Portion Control!"
"But I was also thinking…
…Could this be a slick marketing ploy
to draw the people in?"
"Well, I think it’s working…
…because
all kinds of people
are now in his
packed Waiting Room!
One woman said,
"I actually lost visible weight
by adjusting my diet
and
having one of
the Doctor's Goodies...
...three
...three
times a week!"
"Oh, yes...and
"Oh, yes...and
to wrap it up...
...Dr. Winge poses
this Question:
..."What's life without just a
..."What's life without just a
little bit of
Sweet Tooth Action?"
...
"Today,
Doctor Winge is
bringing in
some
Surprises from
some of the
Top Chefs
in the City!
And he's delighting us
with
innumerable
treats
that are
guaranteed to
Disappear!"
"Things have been difficult
for many People
during these trying times,
and the Doctor here
wants to do a part to help people out!…
Not only Patients,
but others in the neighborhood
with his
‘All You
can
Feast’ days!"
"Doctor Winge also has
very healthy options
that are offered,
with a sit-down and
relaxing
Dining Area!"
"I know what I need to do...
after my Indulging
in my Favorite!...
...I'm going to
Hit the Gym!"
"This place is so Nice...
You're open Tomorrow, too,
Doctor Winge?...
...OMGosh!"
"I must say that
with all of the
'Good Vibes'
here,
the word about this
'All You Can Eat Dental Office'
is Spreading Fast!"
“Sweet Attractions come in many shapes,
sizes,
and
Flavors!”
Don’t
over do
anything in Life...
...except Life itself!
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