“I'm Glad That...You can come with Me...
...To DentistryLand!...You're...
...getting Everything First Class!...And...
...if You ever get Frightened, I'll...
...take Your Arms Around Me!"...
“Loving You
is Like...
Being
on a Rollercoaster...
...that only
...Stops Sometimes!
I First Met Hollywood
at The Amusement Park!
We shared a foot-long Hot Dog,
eating it
from Opposite Ends!...
...and...
...when we
met
in the Middle,
...well,
...‘The Rest Is History!”
"I thought that
Lions, Tigers, and Bears,
Were Dangerous...But...You...
...You're
Ferocious!"
"Ladies and Gentlemen...
...Boys and Girls!...
...Come One…Come All!...
...And
Witness
for Yourself...
the Strange…The Supernatural…and the Scary!
...All for your
'Breathtaking Enjoyment'
at the
One And Only...
...DentistryLand!
But First... Come
and Enter Our
'Most Unusual Place!'"
"We don't just have
Beautiful
Smiles!...We have
Chanel Tapper, who,
besides having a Classical
Winge's Peak in the
middle of her Upper Lip,
she is endowed with the
World's
Longest Tongue!...But Wait!...
...We have others
who
are
'Insanely
Qualified, too!'
"Now...We all can
...Eat An Apple with
Our Mouths,
But Few can
eat one
Like This!"
"Some People like Stuffing things
in their
Mouths!...With Pencils...
and with
Straws!...Whoa!"
"Also,
picking up a Rose off
of the
Floor like this
can be
Very Romantic!...
...and here...
Please Don't
"Here is a
Man who has
Teeth over
his skin!...
But...
don't worry...he
doesn't Bite!...But He Could!"
"Sir...could you please
calm down and
stay in Your Seat!...
...Thank You!"
"In DentistryLand we have
People with so many
Teeth...It's Wonderful!"
"Yes!...the More...
...The Merrier!"
"We also
have the
Person with the
'Most Pierced
Tongue
and the
'Most Hooked
Cheeks!"
"And now...
The Person with the
'Widest
Mouth
and the one with the
Tallest
And Yes!
What would we be
without
Our
Friendly Neighborhood
Sword Swallower!...
....And....
Fire
Breather!..."
"Okay...
You've seen People pull cars
with their teeth...
Well,
how about pulling a
Jumbo Jet!..."
"It's totally
Impossible to do this
With Dentures!"
"This gives New Meaning to
Bringing Your Work
Furniture...to work!"...
And...
...of course...
we have the 'Ageless
Kissing Booths!...
And so much More!'
"And for those
who want
to see
the 'Darker Side
Of Dentistry,'
...out Back...
...we have
Plenty of Room To Roam,
and You Can see
'The Scary Stuff'
like
Zombies with the
Sharpest Teeth...
and...
Vampires,
which are, at this time
'Out of Control,' so
for that one,
enter at Your Own Risk!...
But...
...We've added Something New!..."
"Now You can immerse Yourselves
in the New
'Zombie Battle Game' where they
move 'Slow Enough' that
You Can use your
Best Moves against them!"
"And also...see for Yourself...
...the Astonishing Results of some
Monsters of
Dental
DNA
Experiments!
Plus...
we have 'Never Seen Before Surprises'
"Now I must
Caution You,
Please stay away from the
Merry-go-
and other
places
until we
get Things Cleaned Up!"
So,
Thanks for Visiting
'DentistryLand!'...
'Where Teeth Rule!...
...And...
You Don't!"
'DentistryLand!'...
'Where Teeth Rule!...
...And...
You Don't!"
“I think I know which Part of DentistryLand that
Doctor Hollywood Smiles Report
ran off to…
...the Wild Animal Part!”
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