Has anybody
ever driven
for Uber?
Well,
there's Uber and Lyft, and
even some others on the
scene in different countries...
and that type
of ride sharing
won't be going away
anytime soon!
There are many reasons why
people want to drive for
Uber and others,
but,
one guy,
Doctor Danny Dentation,
who is also a Dentist,
wants to do a
Social Experiment,
and see what kind of
People he comes across,
and if things feel right,
he'll even
offer his services
to a rider!
So, today he starts out
during a little after
Rush Hour!
"Hi there! Here I am!" says
this lady!
Thank you for the ride, Sir!"
"You're welcome, Miss,"
says Doctor
Dentation.
Now,
during the whole trip,
the Lady is
immersed in her own world,
with some
laughing and giggling,
but,
no talking with the Driver.
So, he drops her off
and another person
at the same spot,
gets in to go to
her next stop...
"Hi there, Driver...
I'm going to a
Drone Racing Competition!"
"That's nice," says the Doctor, "are you from out
of Town?"
"Yes, Toronto!" she says.
"That's a cold place, Canada, no?" asks Danny.
"Well, it's hot right now!"
she replies,
and then she talks on her phone
the rest of the way.
Then another lady
needs a ride just 5 blocks down...
...then she
exits.
"Hi there, People,"
says
Doctor Dentation, "you two
having a nice day so far?"
"So far, so good,"
they say!... then
they do some PDA for
the rest of their trip!
Now, some
Party
Girls
get in and play some
Loud Music!...until...
they are gone, too!
Then,
on his next trip, the
passengers talk a
little more...
and one of them says,
"I like your outfit!...
It's Professional!
You know, Mr. Driver,
some people in cars
can be so rude!...
...We had a couple of Drivers
that
cursed
and
another one
called
us names!
And the other Woman chimes in,
"I've been in an Uber where
the Passengers started
fighting and s _ _ _!...Please excuse my French!"
And the Doctor says,
"It's okay, but that's not a French word!"
Then the Lady fires back, "Well,
I'm sure that
Some People
in France say it!"
Then the next passenger
is quiet, but smells really nice!
And she asks,
"Thanks for driving me...
...would you like to come up to
my place
and
"Drive Me Crazy?"
"That sounds Great...but...
I must finish my shift!" admits the Doctor.
So as she leaves, she gives him her card,
then she blows him...
a kiss!
"Hey Mister...can you
"Effin'"step on the gas...I'm late!" says this one,
This ain't no Sunday Drive,
so you
"Betta Hurry!...and you
ain't gettin'
no tip from me!"
So,
she was let off quick!...
Now, this one just
'Nods Out' the
whole trip!
"Will you Marry me?," he asks her.
And she shouts,
"Yes...I will!"
"'Scuse me, Sir, I only
had a
little bit!...You're cute!"
"Whoa!," the Doctor says to himself on this next rider!...
And he gets out and opens
the door for her!
"Thank you, Sir...
...I've seen you somewhere before,
but, I can't quite
put my finger on it!" says the Lady
"Well,
I am in the Health Field," admits the Doctor.
"So am I," says the Lady, "I'm a
Maximum Potential Psychologist!...I
help Clients around the World
become the "Best That They Can Be!"
"That's interesting!" remarks Doctor Dentation.
"I do Dentistry myself," he says.
"OMG!," she exclaims, "you help
People's Smile
be the "Best That They Can Be!"...but...
why are you
driving Uber?"
"Well, I'm a People Person...sort
of like you, and
I'm doing a
little Social Experiment
comparing Dental Patient Attitudes to
Uber Passenger Attitudes!"
"And," she smiles, "I bet
that you do see a
glaring difference!"
"Definitely," says Danny, "the
"Situational Power Balance" is very different in
Dentistry as opposed to driving with Uber!"
"We should compare notes sometime," she smiles, "my name
is Dr. Vitalia
Pritznoskovina!...and you?"
"I'm Doctor Danny Dentation!" he says.
"Dentation is almost like Dentition! Ha ha!"
she laughs, "here's my card!"
Now, she's at her stop, and Danny says,
"It's been nice
servicing you, Doctor!"
Then he opens
the door to let her out.
And she says, "Let's do Dinner sometime, Doctor!"
Then, she blows him...
a
"Fat One!"
And as she walks away,
The Doctor just looks
and thinks, "She is "Something Else!"
And after a while, he picks up
one more Quiet Rider, then
he calls it a day!
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