Weapons Of Mass…No…Mouth... Destruction!

Your “float like a butterfly, and sting like an injection” smile is entertained, and then, is suddenly is put on edge, because YOU JUST FOUND OUT THE HSR HAS GATHERED A SKELETON CREW THAT HAS AS ITS MISSION TO CAPTURE A LARGE PERCENTAGE OF THE WORLD'S SUGAR SO THAT LESS CANDY AND JUNK FOOD WILL BE MADE AVAILABLE AND CONSUMED, AND THAT WAY THE WORLD WILL HAVE LESS CAVITIES AND DENTAL PROBLEMS, SO THE PLAN IS TO QUICKLY, QUIETLY, AND SURRUPTITIOUSLY POKE OPEN HOLES IN THE TOPS OF SOME GIGANTIC SHIPPING CONTAINERS,

TO LET THE RAIN WATER AND SPLASHING SEA WATERS IN AND SPOIL THE SUGAR, AS THE SUPER TANKER FOLLOWS ITS LONG OCEAN ROUTE, BUT TO DO THAT, THEY MUST SNEAK UP ON THE BOAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BEFORE IT STARTS TO SAIL AWAY, AND THE HSR AND HIS BUDDIES, WHICH INCLUDES TWO SLOW SENIOR CITIZENS, A LOUD-MOUTHED 21 YEAR OLD, AND TWO PRETTY WOMEN WHO HAPPEN TO BE SISTERS VYING FOR HSR’S LOVE AND ATTENTION, WELL, THEY ALL MEET AT A BAR ON THE WHARF THE NIGHT OF THE MISSION TO FINALIZE THE PLANS, BUT MANY OF THEM MAKE THE MISTAKE OF DRINKING TOO MUCH RUM AND WHISKEY, SO THE TWO SENIORS CITIZENS FALL ASLEEP,

AND THE LOUD-MOUTHED, BUT HANDSOME, YOUNG CHAP IS TALKED TO AND TAKEN AWAY BY TWO OF THE CURVY WAITRESSES FOR A “LOVE TRIP AROUND THE EQUATOR,” SO THAT LEAVES THE HSR WITH JUST THE TWO SISTERS, WHO ARE NOW SO ENIBRIATED THAT THEY BECOME GOOD FRIENDS AGAIN AND START LAUGHING TOO MUCH AND MAKING FUN OF HSR’S STRONG CHIN AND HAIR STYLE, SO THE HSR, WHO ONLY HAD ICY ORANGE JUICE WITH TWO CHERRIES ON TOP, DECIDES TO ABORT THE MISSION, AND NOW MUST THINK OF ANOTHER WAY TO SAVE THE BILLIONS OF TEETH AND SMILES OF THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD FROM THE ABSOLUTELY GRAND-SCALE AND MASSIVE ORAL DEGRADATION OF THEIR OWN DOING!                                                      

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“I cry for each tooth that is lost, except for those loosening baby teeth whose time has come anyway!”

Oh, how can the many uncountable smiles of the world become decayed, bombed-out, annihilated, and otherwise destroyed to smithereens, by a whole host of foods, drinks, and snacks that contain fermentable, bacteria-friendly sugars…

…well…

…let me count the ways!...

…let’s see…there's:

-candy

-sugared chewing gum

-cookies

-cakes

-pies

-soda pop

-lollipops

-blow pops

-hard, chewy candies

-chocolate bars and confections

-sugary kool aid and other carbonated and noncarbonated drinks

-sugared potato chips, and barbeque sauce

-dried raisins and dried fruit snacks

-and other chewables and eatables that contain bacteria-degradable sucrose, glucose, galactose, maltose, fructose, and other simple and combined sugars that provide energy for oral microbiome metabolism requirements!

The take-away info from this blog post is to, for the most part, do everything in moderation...

...even moderate with moderation!

May you have many…the nectar of life is the sweetest juice to possess…please keep doing your little or big part to help save the world some, and what you do really does count!…chose your food intake wisely, so left over gunk doesn’t clog your system!…smiles!