STATIONED ON THE DECK OF THE CARRIER'S CONTROL MODULE, THE MIGHTY CAPTAIN
HSR IS LOOKING OUT OF THE FRONT WINDOW OF THE MASSIVE SPACE EXPLORATION SHIP
AS HE SITS IN HIS HI-TECH, AND REGAL THRONE CHAIR RECLINER,
AND IS TAKING SLOW, DEEP, AND REPETITIVE MEDITATIVE BREATHS WITH RELAXED, HALF-CLOSED EYES, AND HE IS VISUALIZING HOW HIS NEXT EXPEDITION WILL BE A GLORIOUS SUCCESS, WHICH WILL INVOLVE THE COLLECTION OF THE UNIVERSE’S MAJORITY AMOUNT OF THE ELUSIVE, HIGHLY UNSTABLE, AND PROHIBITIVELY-EXPENSIVE ELEMENT, WINGNIUM, WHICH HAS TWO MORE PROTONS AND NEUTRONS AND ELECTRONS THAN UNUNOCTIUM (ATOMIC NUMBER 118), AND WHILE 118 IS THE SO CALLED “LAST ENTITY” ON THE CURRENT PERIODIC CHART, THE HEAVIER WINGNIUM,
WHICH GIVES CHEMISTS ROUGH NIGHTS OF SLEEP JUST THINKING ABOUT IT, IS THE FUNDAMENTAL BUILDING BLOCK OF THE “MEGA ATOM,” WHERE THE PROTONS, NEUTRONS, AND ELECTRONS BEGIN TO EXHIBIT “ORBITAL FLUIDITY” INSTEAD OF THEIR USUAL DISCRETE ORBITAL CONFIGURATIONS, AND THIS ALLOWS EXTREMELY STRONG METALS TO TURN TO LIQUIDS AND GASES WITH VERY LITTLE PHYSICAL MANIPULATION, AND WHILE ALL OF THIS MAY SEEM TRIVIAL, THERE ARE IMMENSE MILITARISTIC RAMIFICATIONS AND APPLICATIONS, WHICH WILL MEAN GREAT SHIFTS IN THE PREVAILING BALANCES OF GALAXIAL POWERS, SO THIS JUST MIGHT BE THE MOST IMPORTANT ASSIGNMENT OF HIS CAREER…AGAIN…BUT AS HE RUMINATES ABOUT ALL OF THIS, OUT OF THE SIDE OF HIS EYE, HE NOTICES A TINY SPACESHIP ALL OF A SUDDEN APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE,
TO A POSITION WITHIN HIS FORCE SHIELD PROTECTION, AND HSR RAISES ONE EYEBROW AND THINKS, “LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE…COMING IN HERE WITH THEIR CELESTIAL CONDENSER VEHICLE! ( A CELESTIAL CONDENSER IS A SPACE SHIP THAT CAN TRANSMUTATE ITSELF FROM STARTING COORDINATES TO ENDING COORDINATES, AND IT BASICALLY “SHOWS UP” AT ITS FINAL DESTINATION BY OVERCOMING LINEAR TRAVEL LIMITATIONS!), I’M GOING TO RADIO TO THEM THAT MY SOLDIERS WILL BOARD THEIR SHIP…RIGHT NOW!,” BUT BEFORE THE HSR CAN PRESS A BUTTON AND SEND OUT THE TROOPS TO INSPECT THE SHIP, A BEING “JUST MATERIALIZES “ RIGHT IN FRONT OF HSR ABOUT TWO FEET AWAY!...
AS HE SITS IN HIS HI-TECH, AND REGAL THRONE CHAIR RECLINER,
AND IS TAKING SLOW, DEEP, AND REPETITIVE MEDITATIVE BREATHS WITH RELAXED, HALF-CLOSED EYES, AND HE IS VISUALIZING HOW HIS NEXT EXPEDITION WILL BE A GLORIOUS SUCCESS, WHICH WILL INVOLVE THE COLLECTION OF THE UNIVERSE’S MAJORITY AMOUNT OF THE ELUSIVE, HIGHLY UNSTABLE, AND PROHIBITIVELY-EXPENSIVE ELEMENT, WINGNIUM, WHICH HAS TWO MORE PROTONS AND NEUTRONS AND ELECTRONS THAN UNUNOCTIUM (ATOMIC NUMBER 118), AND WHILE 118 IS THE SO CALLED “LAST ENTITY” ON THE CURRENT PERIODIC CHART, THE HEAVIER WINGNIUM,
WHICH GIVES CHEMISTS ROUGH NIGHTS OF SLEEP JUST THINKING ABOUT IT, IS THE FUNDAMENTAL BUILDING BLOCK OF THE “MEGA ATOM,” WHERE THE PROTONS, NEUTRONS, AND ELECTRONS BEGIN TO EXHIBIT “ORBITAL FLUIDITY” INSTEAD OF THEIR USUAL DISCRETE ORBITAL CONFIGURATIONS, AND THIS ALLOWS EXTREMELY STRONG METALS TO TURN TO LIQUIDS AND GASES WITH VERY LITTLE PHYSICAL MANIPULATION, AND WHILE ALL OF THIS MAY SEEM TRIVIAL, THERE ARE IMMENSE MILITARISTIC RAMIFICATIONS AND APPLICATIONS, WHICH WILL MEAN GREAT SHIFTS IN THE PREVAILING BALANCES OF GALAXIAL POWERS, SO THIS JUST MIGHT BE THE MOST IMPORTANT ASSIGNMENT OF HIS CAREER…AGAIN…BUT AS HE RUMINATES ABOUT ALL OF THIS, OUT OF THE SIDE OF HIS EYE, HE NOTICES A TINY SPACESHIP ALL OF A SUDDEN APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE,
TO A POSITION WITHIN HIS FORCE SHIELD PROTECTION, AND HSR RAISES ONE EYEBROW AND THINKS, “LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE…COMING IN HERE WITH THEIR CELESTIAL CONDENSER VEHICLE! ( A CELESTIAL CONDENSER IS A SPACE SHIP THAT CAN TRANSMUTATE ITSELF FROM STARTING COORDINATES TO ENDING COORDINATES, AND IT BASICALLY “SHOWS UP” AT ITS FINAL DESTINATION BY OVERCOMING LINEAR TRAVEL LIMITATIONS!), I’M GOING TO RADIO TO THEM THAT MY SOLDIERS WILL BOARD THEIR SHIP…RIGHT NOW!,” BUT BEFORE THE HSR CAN PRESS A BUTTON AND SEND OUT THE TROOPS TO INSPECT THE SHIP, A BEING “JUST MATERIALIZES “ RIGHT IN FRONT OF HSR ABOUT TWO FEET AWAY!...
...IT’S A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN SPACE TRAVELER, OR IT SEEMS TO BE…AND
SHE LOOKS STRAIGHT INTO THE HSR’S EYES AND SPEAKS, “I’VE FINALLY FOUND YOU…YOU
HOMO!,” AND THE HSR QUICKLY ADDS, “CYBERGRAPHICUS…HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS!…AND JUST WHAT
DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING, BARGING IN ON MY SHIP LIKE THIS…WHERE ARE YOUR
PROTOCOLS THAT YOUR MOTHERSHIP TAUGHT YOU!…AND JUST WHAT DO YOU CALL YOUR SELF?”…THE
WOMAN SLOWLY SASHAYS A LITTLE CLOSER TO HSR, AND THE HSR STANDS UP, AND SHE
PURRS OUT, “MY NAME IS LASERIA BLUE, FROM THE ZOOMERIA CLUSTER,” AND THIS NEWS
HAS THE USUALLY NONCHALANT HSR RAISE BOTH EYEBROWS AND TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND
REPLY, “ SO YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE…!,” AND LASERIA PLACES
A SOFT FINGER OVER THE LIPS OF THE HSR, AND SHE WHISPERS,” NONE OF THAT WOULD
HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU HADN’T GOTTEN SERIOUS WITH THAT FLOOSIE TAAK-TAAK…
…LASERIA CONTINUES, “HSR, YOU KNOW THAT YOU’RE THE HOTTEST
STUFF IN THE WHOLE MILKY WAY, EVEN IN THE WHOLE LANIAKEA SUPERCLUSTER… THAT’S
WHY I HAVE TO WARN YOU TO BE CAREFUL ON YOUR VOYAGE FOR THE WINGNIUM HAUL!” AND
HSR BLURTS OUT, “THAT’S SUPPOSED TO BE HIGHER-THAN-CLASSIFIED SECRET…BUT EVEN
YOU KNOW ABOUT IT?!” THEN LASERIA STEPS CLOSE TO THE HSR, WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND
HIM AND ASKS, “NOW, CAN YOU GIVE ME ONE OF YOUR FAMOUS “STAR KISSES?” AND THEY
LOOK INTO EACH OTHERS EYES…AND THEN EVEN DEEPER…AND SHE SEES HIS SILICON
PLASMA…AND HE SEES HER…HER SILICON PLASMA, TOO…THEY ARE NANOPARTICULATELY
COMPATIBLE!…BUT THE HSR PLAYS IT COOL AND DOESN’T LET HER KNOW THAT HE KNOWS
THEY ARE FROM THE SAME STAR-TRIBE…OR DOES SHE ALREADY KNOW?...BUT ANYWAY, THE
HSR WHISPERS BACK, “THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW ABOUT THE COMPROMISED WINGNIUM
PLAN, THIS WHOLE SHIP COULD HAVE GONE SUPERNOVA…WE’VE GOT A BIG LEAK AT COMMAND
HQ
AND ONCE I GET THIS SORTED OUT, I’LL FIND YOU AND WE’LL SPEND SOME TIME IN THE STAR KISS NEBULA, LASERIA, SO WE CAN DO IT RIGHT!” SO HE TOUCHES IS FOREHEAD ON HERS, AND SLIGHTLY TOUCHES HIS LIPS WITH HERS, JUST TO LET SOME SPARKS FLY, BUT NOT TOO MUCH SO THEY DON’T GET ELECTROCUTED WITH URGENCY, AND SHE SAYS, “I’LL HOLD YOU TIGHTLY TO THAT PROMISE!, BYE, NOW!,” AND SHE TAKES TWO STEPS BACK AND “VANISHES” BACK TO HER SHIP, WHICH THEN VANISHES ITSELF, IN ABOUT THREE SECONDS AFTER, HOWEVER, WHEN THE HSR RESTS HIS HANDS ON HIS BELT SIDES, HE NOTICES THAT HIS SMALL RESOURCE POUCH IS MISSING!, “DANG IT! THAT SLY FOX! I’M GLAD THAT SHE SAVED MY LIFE WITH THAT NEWS, BUT NOW, I’VE GOT TO GET MY STUFF BACK…WOW!”…so, that is not the last of the fireworks between them, rest assured, because your “may I wake up again tomorrow, because I have some “hot stuff” that I plan to do” smile, laughs, because you know that the HSR above secretly put a Galactic GPSer on Laseria’s suit before she left, to make it easier for him to find her!
AND ONCE I GET THIS SORTED OUT, I’LL FIND YOU AND WE’LL SPEND SOME TIME IN THE STAR KISS NEBULA, LASERIA, SO WE CAN DO IT RIGHT!” SO HE TOUCHES IS FOREHEAD ON HERS, AND SLIGHTLY TOUCHES HIS LIPS WITH HERS, JUST TO LET SOME SPARKS FLY, BUT NOT TOO MUCH SO THEY DON’T GET ELECTROCUTED WITH URGENCY, AND SHE SAYS, “I’LL HOLD YOU TIGHTLY TO THAT PROMISE!, BYE, NOW!,” AND SHE TAKES TWO STEPS BACK AND “VANISHES” BACK TO HER SHIP, WHICH THEN VANISHES ITSELF, IN ABOUT THREE SECONDS AFTER, HOWEVER, WHEN THE HSR RESTS HIS HANDS ON HIS BELT SIDES, HE NOTICES THAT HIS SMALL RESOURCE POUCH IS MISSING!, “DANG IT! THAT SLY FOX! I’M GLAD THAT SHE SAVED MY LIFE WITH THAT NEWS, BUT NOW, I’VE GOT TO GET MY STUFF BACK…WOW!”…so, that is not the last of the fireworks between them, rest assured, because your “may I wake up again tomorrow, because I have some “hot stuff” that I plan to do” smile, laughs, because you know that the HSR above secretly put a Galactic GPSer on Laseria’s suit before she left, to make it easier for him to find her!
“Eating is very important…don’t skip it!”
A Los Angeles-based Dentist, Dr. Ralph Winge, who also has
an Astronomy hobby, has theorized that recently-discovered Supermassive Black
Holes (SMBH) physically “chomp,” with almost unimaginably huge forces, the
different types of matter and antimatter down to their constituent elementary
particles, which are then fundamentally transformed themselves, as the matter
disappears from this Universe into the Super Massive Black Holes.
“We’re also still having fun
trying to mathematically theorize whether the transforming matter disappearing
into the SMBH, still “shows up” in this same universe, or into another
“invisible-to–us” universe!
“But, I’m not saying that SMBH
have Supermassive Teeth, no. But to crunch down the various matters before they
are swallowed away, definitely has some parallels with how humans manipulate
the food within the oral cavity before that food “disappears,” too!” He calls
the “grinding forces” of the SMBH “Astrodentites,” and reemphasizes that we cannot
actually see them on the insides of a SMBH for examination.
“The tidal, gravitational, and almost masticatory disintegration
processes working, has to be more than just the rocks, photons, neutrinos, dark
matter, planets, stars, dust, and other “interstellar materia” getting slammed
and crammed together at near-light speeds, and breaking up into the tight space
of the Black Hole’s infinitely small singularity… there are not-totally-understood
forces that “rip to infinitesimal shreds,” everything that sinks into the Black
Hole.
“Chewing and gnashing with opposing, and colliding
strengths, possibly equivalent to the powers of 100 million suns or more, meeting head
on, every nanosecond, potentiated with the wild, unexplored, and extreme Black
Hole Physics behaviors deep within the SMBH, make investigating this type of ultimately
destructive masticatory mechanism, better left to theory, instead of
practice, which would otherwise mean an invariably fatal one-way trip into the
“forbidden bellies of these most unusual beasts!
“That’s because, according to theory, once a person enters into
a Black Hole, he or she cannot communicate with the outside to talk about the
conditions from within. Plus, a person will certainly be “horribly dematerialized”
probably even before he or she goes swirling down to and within the so-called
event horizon of the SMBH.
“Once we learn to conquer slower-than-light space travel,
and gain a chance to study regular Black Holes (if there is such a thing), and
SMBH, from a safe distance, without falling into one, or being hit by incoming
interstellar materia, I’m sure that our findings will be surprising!” counts
Winge.
May you have many…what would you rather have: a lot of money
or a lot of blessings?...should we be happy and dance a little each day?...Real
progress can only be made in the “today” time set!…smiles!
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