Friday, April 15, 2016

Make Your Teeth Their Cleanest!...Right Before Bedtime Fun!

THE JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL-AGED HSR IS HAVING SO MUCH FANTASTIC FUN AT A TWO-WEEK SUMMER CAMP THAT HE IS JUST BESIDE HIMSELF ALL DAY,  ESPECIALLY WITH MEETING NEW AND NICE KIDS FROM ALL OVER, AND ALSO WITH SWIMMING AND PLAYING SILLY GAMES IN THE COOL POOL ON THE HOT AFTERNOON, WITH THE FUNNY, AND NEVER-RUN-OUT-OF-JOKES LIFE GUARD NAMED RIO ASCALANZAZONABONAVICH (THAT'S HIS REAL NAME!...OR SO HE SAYS!)



AND HSR ALSO PRACTICES ARCHERY, PRETENDING THAT HE IS "THE ARROW"...AND HE ALSO LEARNS HOW TO BREATHE AND RELAX...AND HSR ACTUALLY HITS A BULLSEYE A COUPLE OF TIMES!...



OH, AND HSR JUST LOVES SINGING SONGS AT THE NIGHTLY CAMPFIRE PROGRAM, AND LAUGHING AT THE FUNNY SKITS, AND GETTING FRIGHTENED AT THE SCARY STORIES...



BUT ONE DAY, WHILE HSR AND HIS CABIN MATES ARE TREKKING THROUGH THE WOODS, THEY COME ACROSS A MEAN AND HUNGRY-LOOKING FOX,


AND HSR REMEMBERS TO NOT ACT SCARY AND HE ACTUALLY RUNS SHOUTING TOWARD THE FOX WHILE WAVING HIS ARMS, AND GUESS WHAT?...THE FOX ACTUALLY TURNS AROUND AND RUNS AWAY!...BUT NOT BECAUSE OF WHAT HSR DID...THE FOX REALLY RAN AWAY BECAUSE A BIG BEAR IS COMING RIGHT BEHIND HSR, 



AND HSR DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT!...BUT HE HEARS SOME TWIGS BREAK AS THE BEAR GETS CLOSER!...AND HSR TURNS AROUND AND SEES IT, AND DOES THE SAME THING TO THE BEAR...HE WAVES HIS ARMS, SHOUTS AND RUNS TOWARD THE BEAR, AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THE BEAR ITSELF TURNS AROUND AND  HIGHTAILS IT OUT OF  THERE, PRONTO, WHICH MAKES HSR FEEL A LITTLE MORE BOLDER NOW, BUT ONCE AGAIN...IT WASN'T HSR'S ACTION AND MENACING LOOKS THAT SCARED AWAY THE BEAR...IT WAS A GIGANTIC MOOSE QUICKLY APPROACHING FROM BEHIND HSR...


NOW THIS TIME, HSR AND HIS FRIENDS KNOW THAT SHOUTING AND WAVING ARMS WILL ONLY GO SO FAR...SO THEY RUN...WAVING THEIR ARMS...FOR THEIR DEAR LIVES, AND GO BETWEEN SOME TIGHT SPACES THAT THE MOOSE CAN'T GET THROUGH...AND THEY RUN ALL THE WAY BEACK TO CAMP...AND THE COUNSELORS SEE THEM AND SAY, "HEY, YOU GUYS TIRED OF LOLLIGAGGING AND FOOLING AROUND IN THE WOODS? WELL, COME ON IN AND LET'S EAT LUNCH!


OH BOY, DOES  HSR HAVE SOME STORIES TO TELL TONIGHT AT THE CAMPFIRE, AND IT'S ONLY DAY TWO!...oh, mister blogger...now you're playin' dirty...I went to summer camp and had lots of fun, but I never saw a bear or a moose, less lone run back to camp, and my nostalgic and "my camp counselor told me that if I look under the right rock I will find a real gold coin from a miner who dropped it long ago" smile, dreams of summer camp every time I walk around a bunch of tall and really green trees!
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"The goings on of tomorrow may be a mystery, as it should be, but I'll still try my best!"









My oh my...

That is a convincing yawn...



I'm getting a little sleepy, too, and I think that it's time for all in our time zone to...hit the sack!

...ahh, yes, but before we do, let's engage in the time-honored tradition of cleansing our dental bones for prosperity, posterity, and otherwise great and continued use of our white-colored gnashers and smashers!

Now, as you do your nighttime preparation, I am not going to shout and sound like a no-nonsense drill sergeant (despite its effectiveness!)...



...no, that would be too harsh for right now...you know...we want positive reinforcement...

...instead, I will lovingly remind and support all of your efforts to safely and adequately deplaque, as if I were a cheerleader...


So, let's get this dental hygiene party started...with...

...safe and thorough flossing...


...and now, with all of that interdental scum removed from between the teeth, let's brush well...



...removing all of the other left-behind-from-today's-eating food particles in the mouth, and on the tongue and cheeks, for a global clean, which is quickly achievable with the "Love ToothBrush," and make all of that mouth junk disappear far, far away!...



Now, after spitting out the remaining agitated slurry of toothpaste and old food, and who knows what else, instead of rinsing out with water, rinse out for a bunch of seconds with your favorite protective mouth rinse...








...and now, a  residual, thin, and protective film is steadily remineralizing any surface enamel calling out for restrengthening!...





And now it's bedtime...and you know what that means...however...it's different strokes...for different folk!...


A fun and soft pillow fight may be in order...



...or counting sheep...



Not to be ignored is reading a good book...



...or snuggling up with a warm and fuzzy friend...



...while significant others may want to share their deepest and juiciest secrets!...




...but what ever you do, fun (hopefully) or otherwise...catch those beauty-and-body-needed zees, okay!...



The take away for today...a freshly-flossed-and-brushed dentition, which has a newly-minimized microbiological burden, and which can lessen the potential occurrence of a body-energy-using and complex-cascading inflammatory response, may arguably bring about optimal immunophysiological conditions that promote a better quality of sleep!





May you have many...how long have you been doing what you want to do?...ice-cold water on a hot, searing day? I'd like to feel it again!...that's it: get ready in the morning, go out, and have a nice day!...smiles!

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