watches with powerful visible-light and body-heat-seeking binoculars,
the eight-year-old husky-yet-with-a-sixpack HSR crying and sobbing, with embarrassing snot and spit dripping,
BECAUSE HE IS SCARED OF FLYING, BUT MOMMY AND DADDY R STILL BRING THE YOUNG HSR ON BOARD AND HAVE HIM SIT IN THE SEAT NEXT TO THE WINDOW, AND HIS DAD LEANS OVER AND TELLS HIM, "HEY, LITTLE GUY, DON'T SQUEEZE YOUR EYES SHUT SO HARD THIS WHOLE FLIGHT, YOU MIGHT MISS SOMETHING AWESOME...TAKE A LOOK OUT OF THE WINDOW SOME TIMES, AND YOU'LL SEE SOME STRANGE AND WONDERFUL THINGS IN THE SKY...MAYBE EVEN A..." AND THE DAD PAUSES, BUT THE HSR, NOW INTERESTED, BUT STILL TEARY-EYED AND WET-NOSED, SAYS, " I MIGHT SEE A WHAT, DAD, WHAT?" AND DAD LEANS OVER A LITTLE CLOSER AND SAYS, "YOU MIGHT EVEN SEE SOME UFO JETS...
FLYING AND MAYBE SOMETHING UNUSUAL HIDING IN THE CLOUDS!" AND THE YOUNG HSR QUALIFIES, "YOU MEAN LIKE TRANSFORMER BOTS?"
AND DAD SEES HSR SMILE SOME, BECAUSE HSR LOVES THE TRANSFORMERS FRANCHISE AND HE HAS SEEN EACH EPISODE MANY TIMES, AND DAD SAYS...."MAYBE...YOU NEVER KNOW!" BUT HSR STILL IS A LITTLE APPREHENSIVE ABOUT FLYING, WITH HIS EYES STILL FULL OF TEARS, THEN HE LOOKS OUTSIDE...
AND CAN'T BELIEVE HE SEES A GIRAFFE, SO HE BLINKS AND RUBS HIS EYES AND LOOKS AGAIN...BUT IT'S GONE!...
AND DAD R CALMLY REPLIES, "OH, THAT'S JUST A VOLCANO CLOUD SHOOTING UP STEAM, SMOKE AND MAGMA!" AND HSR ASKS BACK, "WHAT'S MAGMA, DAD?" "IT'S SUPER HOT, MELTED ROCKS!" REPLIES DAD, "YOU MEAN THE KIND OF ROCKS I THROW IN THE LAKE?" ASKS HSR, ALL WIDE-EYED, "YUP, BUT THEY BAKE IN AN OVEN DEEP UNDERGROUND FIRST," DAD SAYS, AND A LITTLE WHILE MORE PASSES, AND THE YOUNG HSR STARTS JUMPING UP AND DOWN IN HIS SEAT AGAIN, AND HE PULLS HIS DAD'S ARM AND SHOUTS," HEY, DAD! THERE'S A FUZZY UFO!...
...THEY'RE JUST SITTING AND HIDING THERE, AND MAYBE GETTING SOME ENERGY FROM THE CLOUD SMOKE, DAD...MAYBE THE TRANSFORMERS ARE CHASING THEM...AND IF THAT'S THE CASE..."BLAST 'UM UP, OPTIMUS PRIME, BLAST 'UM, GOOD!" AND NOW YOUNG HSR IS ALL EXCITED AND ALMOST STAYS UP THE REST OF THE FLIGHT...THAT IS, UNTIL...UNTIL HE SEES A "SOFT, PILLOWY, WARM, COZY AND DREAMY-LIKE-A-BED" SET OF CLOUDS...
AND HSR DRIFTS OFF INTO A NICE SLEEP, PROMOTED BY THE CONSISTENT HUM OF THE JETS, HOWEVER, IN HIS SLUMBER HE DREAMS THAT HE PASSES BY A REAL SHARK, MAYBE FROM "SHARKNADO"...
AND THEN HE DREAMS THAT HE'S IN A DOG FIGHT WITH SOME "STAR WARS" ENEMIES!...
AND HE EVEN DREAMS ABOUT HIS BEST FRIEND, JIMMY, BEING STUCK OUTSIDE ON THE WING OF THE PLANE...
BUT HSR KNOWS FOR A FACT THAT THESE IMAGES ARE NOT REAL BUT HAS FUN WITH THEM ANY WAY...AS HE AND SOME OTHER KIDS ON THE PLANE TAKE A NEEDED NAP...
"BON VOYAGE!"
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Aww, man!
Today is a such a smooth, 75 degree, slightly overcast day...
...you know...the kind of perfect day that people would gladly pay for to experience...
There is a cooling breeze in the air...
...almost like Mother Nature is splashing on us overflowing bucketfulls of her "Best Weather Medicine!"...
And on a big lake by the ocean...
...sort of near where you are...
...a Dentist, who closed his office for today, because he knew that this perfect day was coming...
...was lazily, by design, just cooling it, or rather, supercooling it, busy getting the best snooze that he's had in a long time...almost like the last time he was on this lake!
He has no bait on his hook in the water...because he doesn't want any fish bothering him...
It's almost like the empty fish hook tells any fish passing by, that it's a "Do Not Disturb" sign!
So, the Dentist is stretched out in his old wooden dinghy, which was passed down from his father, and then his father, and then his father, and is well worn, with no leaks, and with the boards bent a little, to comfortably and commodiously accommodate a resting body in need of basic reclination and dreamy sleep.
...and that, he is doing!...right now!
This Dentist is a lucky dude...people in the city would love to take breaks like this, but can't...
But...something happens next!
...The Dentist feels something tugging at the fishing pole line!...
So, as all sleeping fishermen being awakened on a placid lake do, he slowly and barely opens one eye...and sees the fishing pole bending down then letting up several times, like some one was just trying to get his attention, as if gently knocking on a door...
As he opens his eye, he tries to take note if this is actually a dream or not, because something like this has happened to him before on this lake, but last time, it was a seagull landing on his boat with a secret message...
...but that's another story...
So, now, the Dentist slowly sits up, like he's in no rush to see what's going on...
...and what seems to be a beautiful woman swimming, sticks her head above the water as she is facing him, and moves her arms around, easily treading water...
...her smile seems to be naughty...and yet, somehow...freeing!...
And the Dentist blinks his eyes several times to test again, to see if it's a dream, but things seem real right now...
Then the Dentist looks around the lake area, sort of not believing what he sees, and to also see if there are people around, or even if this might be a trick like "Candid Camera"...
...but it's not!
He looks back at her and starts, "Hi there! How's the water?"
The woman squirts an arcing stream of water out of her mouth and into the air, then pulls her hair back and replies, "Hello, Sailor, the water's fine--you should come in!"
And the Dentist says back, "Thanks, but I'm not in the mood for getting wet right now. Say, I haven't seen you around these parts before."
"But I've seen you before...fishing in this same spot, Sailor!" the woman says. "And, I never see you catch any fish!"
"Well, then, you can probably tell that I'm mainly here for the peace and quiet!" says the Dentist.
"Young lady, I wouldn't be a perfect gentleman if I didn't offer you a seat in my boat!" appraises the Dentist.
And the woman answers, "Thank you very much...I can tell that you are a perfect gentleman!
"But I love the water so much...it's like it's...it's made for me!," she continues, "Sailor...would you like to see some old treasure, I can show it to you. It's right over there!"
That's very nice of you, however, I treasure my rest and the nap I was taking a little more!
"Oh, but you must, because you have been chosen to be the one to see it!," she begs.
"Well, let's do this: go get a piece of that treasure that you speak of, and bring it here so I can tell that you're not just pulling my leg," the Dentist sarcastically dares..
"Oh, you're such a charm! I'll be right back," she says, and then disappears under the water, making no waves.
The Dentist then lays back down in his exact same relaxed position, and was just about to doze off again, when the woman comes back, with her head above water, and closer to the boat.
"Sailor! Look at this!," as she extends her arm to put the treasure pieces into his hand.
Brightly reflecting the sun's light, pure gold coins, large and small,
...each with crosses, and on the other side, a King's face with the date "1505" on it, almost makes the Dentist rock the boat too much, in disbelief.
"I specialized in financial anthropology of the New World before starting Dental School!...
...and I have heard of stories that these coins existed, but...this is my first time actually seeing one!"...confesses the Dentist as he hands them back to the woman.
"Sailor, I can give you this treasure right now, and the rest of the ship...and so many more wonderful things that you can only begin to imagine!...but...you must...do this one thing for me!...," details the woman...
...who is now engaging in serious eye contact, and with a seemingly dangerous yet entrancing smile and facial expression that makes the Dentist hesitate slightly, but he asks anyway.
"What is it...that you want me to do?," the Dentist swallows and barely gets it out...sensing that the request may be approximating really risky business...
The woman now puts her hands on the side of the boat, and gets closer to the Dentist...
Now she quickly and methodically searches for any vulnerable aspects operating deep in the internals of his eyes...
...and reveals to him..."You must..."
TO BE CONTINUED...
May you have many...no, don't do it!... hey, be careful and don't mess up!...in the end, do we all get just what we deserve?...smiles!
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