Hey...Hey...Hey...Are You Going To Feel Bad After Eating All Of That Candy And Sugary Stuff?

AT 35, HSR IS NOT A BETTING MAN, BUT ONE MILLIONAIRE BETS HIM THAT HE CANNOT SWIM FROM THE HIGHEST STREAM ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE OCEAN WITHOUT GETTING HURT, LOST, OR WORSE, SO HSR THINKS ABOUT THE CHALLENGE AND ASKS THE MILLIONAIRE, "WELL, WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?," AND THE BIG BUCKS GUY SAYS, "WE'LL TALK ABOUT THE MONEY LATER, BUT I JUST WANT TO SEE IF IT'S POSSIBLE, ESPECIALLY FROM THE MOST INHOSPITABLE MOUNTAIN, CALLED BY THE LOCALS, "THE PEAK OF NO  RETURN" AND HSR ASKS, "WELL HOW DO YOU EVEN GET UP THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?," AND MR. LARGE WALLET ANSWERS, " MY HELICOPTER WILL DROP YOU AT THE TOP, AND THEN THE REST IS UP TO YOU, BUT FOR YOU TO WIN, YOU MUST STAY IN OR ALONG THE WATER'S EDGE, UNLESS, OF COURSE, THERE ARE ALLIGATORS," AND HSR REPLIES, "FAIR ENOUGH....SO WHEN DO WE GET STARTED?," AND SENOR DINERO SAYS, " NOW...THE COPTER IS WAITING FOR YOU, NOW!," SO HSR BOARDS THE HELICOPTER...

AND HEADS STRAIGHT TO "THE PEAK OF NO RETURN"...AND INSTEAD OF WAITING LIKE A SCARY CAT FOR MINUTES SAYING HIS PRAYERS...HSR IS PUSHED OUT...

SO HE NOW SEES THE DANGEROUS MOUNTAIN UP CLOSE AND TOO PERSONAL,

BUT HE KEEPS HIS COOL AND EMBARRASSINGLY TUMBLES DOWN THE SOFT-SNOWY MOUNTAIN, AND MAKES IT LOWER TO THE AREA WHERE THE SMALLEST PART OF THE STREAM BEGINS...

...AND MORE WATER JOINS IN...

...YES!...

NOW WE'RE TALKING!...AND HSR STARTS WADING IN THE WATERS!...

SO NOW HE GETS TO THIS BEAUTIFUL LAKE, SWIMMING THE LENGTH OF IT, OF COURSE...

HOWEVER, WHEN HE GETS TO THE OTHER END OF THIS PRISTINE LAKE, HE HEARS SOME NOISE! AND, EVEN THOUGH HE'S CAUGHT OFF GUARD A LITTLE, HSR STILL SMOOTHLY MANAGES TO, INSTEAD OF FALLING DOWN THE TALL WATERFALL...

TO A CERTAIN YOU-KNOW-WHAT...HE QUICKLY WHIPS OUT AND DONS...

A PARASAIL!...HIP...HIP...HOORAY!, OH YES, AND THE VIEW IS, ERR, NOT TO DIE FOR! AND SO HSR LANDS ON THE QUIET AND LOVELY SURFACE DOWN BELOW...

...WHEREAS HE STARTS SWIMMING, AND SWIMMING, AND SWIMMING SOME MORE...FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE MILES DOWN THE RIVER...

SO HSR FINALLY MAKES IT TO WHERE THE RIVER/LAKE JUST ABOUT CONNECTS WITH THE OCEAN...

AND NOW, WITH THIS MONUMENTAL AND NOTEWORTHY FEAT FINALLY ACCOMPLISHED, HSR HAS TO FIND OUT WHERE HE IS AND HOW HE CAN CONTACT THE BIG DADDY WARBUCKS WHO IS GOING TO PAY THE REWARD MONEY FOR HIS ARDUOUS, WET, AND PRECARIOUS JOURNEY, HOWEVER UNBEKNOWNST TO HSR, HE HAS ENDED HIS TRIP ON THE TALL, ELECTRIFIED-SECURITY-GATED AND ALMOST INESCAPABLE PRIVATE PROPERTY OF FOUR YOUNG LADIES...

WHO JUST WOKE UP, AND THEY AREN'T TAKING "NO"" FOR AN ANSWER!...oh, boy, oh boy, oh boy...ya know...I'm really starting to feel sorry for HSR, because he always seems to work himself into tight spots...but then again, I'ma take my sorry back...because HSR's "may the Man upstairs give us many days to finally get and make things right" smile, is always up for the challenges and he regularly bites off more than he can chew!
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"Tell me...does a "sweet tooth" always have a cavity on it?"













Look...I know you're hungry and all that!...

Yo! I know the feeling!

"If only I can get something to eat!"

"Plus...I have a sweet tooth!"

Okay...I'll excuse you for a minute...while you dig in!...

Don't forget to wipe your lips while rubbing your stomach afterward!

Whoa!...I like NOW AND LATERS, too!...

...but I recommend only sucking on them, not biting, because...

...they can easily undo dental work by breaking teeth, fillings and crowns!...

And these Reese Butter Cups...or in this case...Reese Butter Pies!...

...are definitely a peanut butter and chocolate lover's succulent dream!

Look! I vote, too, that a good selection of cakes shouldn't be so easily passed up and wasted!

...especially when there are excuses like birthdays, and the like!

Some people have as their biggest problem at the moment: what flavor milkshake should I try?

...decisions, decisions, decisions!

Studying obsessive compulsive sugar craving disorders from a Psychologist's Couch and point of view...we find that...

...eating vast amounts of processed sugar...which is considered a highly-addictive substance by many nutritional scientists...

...is a lifestyle choice option...

...that, yes, may have people "come up" with "heaving" consequences! 

Check this out...

Why don't sugar addicts (we), then, just cut to the chase and down some of that good ol' refined stuff-- straight up!

Just remember, if one doesn't show restraint and approach good portion control with sugar (sucrose-glucose bonded with fructose),

he or she will have to answer to their abdominal pancreas...and there may be "Islets-of-Langerhans hell to pay" later on!

May you have many...don't look at me, you're supposed to have the answers to your own stuff...you're around--and that's all that matters right now...gimme a little part of the dance floor--I'ma get on down! ...smiles!