Hey!...What Has Ralph Cyril Winge, D.D.S. Done For Dentistry Lately, Anyway?

You're all happy and fidgety and just beside yourself, because you and your "I've come to realize that the only thing better than a lot of todays...is a lot of tomorrows!" smile, knows that it's time for a new HSR adventure, and this one continues the preface last seen on "85-Year-Old Dentist Almost Faints…When A Famous Entertainer Tells Him That She’s Ready!…And “DTF!”... where HSR FINDS A STRANGER ON HIS HOT AIR BALLON...

AFTER TAKING OFF FROM AGUA HEDIONDA...BUT HE LETS THE STOWAWAYS STAY ABOARD, AND HER NAME IS SUGAR ROSE, AND HER DOG'S NAME IS FURRY, AND THEY TRAVEL NORTH, UP THE COAST TO CAMP PENDLETON...

AND PASS OVER THE CITY OF AGRA...WATCH OUT!...IF YOU BLINK, YOU'LL MISS IT!..WITH ITS BEAUTIFUL BLUFFS...

WHICH REMINDS HSR OF AN OLD PASSAGE THAT SAYS, "AND THE MOUNTAINS SHALL CRUMBLE INTO THE SEA,"...

AND NEXT, HE, SUGAR ROSE, AND FURRY, SAIL OVER THE SAN ONOFRE NUCLEAR REACTOR...

AND SUGAR ROSE SAYS TO HSR, "I HEAR THAT THEY ARE DOING MAINTENANCE WORK ON THE PLANT, BUT DON'T THEY JUST HAVE THE BEST BEACH REAL ESTATE EVER?, WOW!..."

WHILE IMMEDIATELY OFF TO THE LEFT, WE SEE SOME SHARKS AND SURFERS...

PEACEFULLY COEXISTING...ERR..FOR NOW!...

HEY, HERE'S SAN CLEMENTE...

AND ITS FAMOUS PIER...

"OOH, LOOK!...AMTRAK'S PACIFIC SURFLINER!...DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT?,"...

LAUGHS SUGAR ROSE, AS SHE HUGS HSR AROUND THE NECK WHILE JUMPING UP AND DOWN LITTLE...

AND HSR RESPONDS, "YEAH, BUT DON'T MAKE THE BALLON SHAKE TOO MUCH!"...

THEN, SUGAR ROSE BACKS OFF A LITTLE AND GOES BACK TO LOOKING AT THE SIGHTS...

AND THEN, THE WIND STALLS AND THEY JUST SORT OF FLOAT STATIONARY FOR A WHILE...

SO, AFTER A WHILE OF THIS, THEY DECIDE TO CALL IT A DAY AND THEY SET DOWN FOR THE NIGHT...

AND ENJOY AN ADDICTIVELY-PERFECT PACIFIC SUNSET...

AND HSR, OR DR. R, CLOSES HIS EYES AND IS SOUNDLY ASLEEP IN NO TIME, AND BEFORE HE KNOWS IT, IT'S...

WAKE UP TIME FOR SLEEPY-HEADS!...

BUT, HE LOOKS AROUND...AND SUGAR ROSE AND HER PUPPY ARE GONE!...

AND HE FEELS THAT THEY WERE JUST STARTING "TO GROW ON HIM!"

WELL, ANY WAYS, HSR HAS TO DO SOME PREVENTIVE MAINTENANCE ON HIS BALLON MECHANISMS, SORT OF LIKE THIS...

AND AFTER EVERYTHING'S FIXED, INCLUDING THE GAS JETS, HE'S JUST ABOUT READY TO TAKE OFF...BUT STILL, NO SUGAR ROSE AROUND...

HSR THINKS TO HIMSELF, "I'M A LITTLE LONELY NOW, SORT OF WISHING THAT SHE WAS HERE, BUT IT'S TIME GO...AND A MAN'S GOTTA DO WHAT A MAN'S GOTTA DO...SO,"

BUT OUT THE SIDE OF HIS EYE...HE SEES SUGAR COMING BACK!... AND SHE HAS SOMEONE WITH HER!...SUGAR ROSE APPROACHES THE BALLON, WHICH IS READY FOR TAKE OFF, AND SAYS, "HI DR. R!...YOU WEREN'T LEAVING WITHOUT ME, WERE YOU?...OH, THIS IS MY SISTER, DANDY ROSE, AND WE...

BROUGHT SOME REAL GOOD GOODIES IN A BASKET...

FOR YOU...WITH SOME OF THIS...

AND SOME OF THIS...

AND AFTER THAT, SOME OF THIS...

..."PLUS SOME OTHER STUFF, OH, BUT WE NEED TO KEEP OUR LITTLE POOCHES...THEY WON'T BE  A BIG PROBLEM, WILL THEY?...THEY DON'T BARK MUCH..."

...AND DR. R RESPONDS, "WELL, I USUALLY DON'T HAVE PUPPIES AND SUCH ON MY CRAFT, BUT SUGAR ROSE...AND DANDY ROSE, YOU HAVE SOME DYNAMITE GOURMET CUISINE, WHICH IS HARD TO PASS UP, SO I'LL ALLOW IT...JUST THIS TIME!"...AND THEY ALL SMILE AND GET ON BOARD...

SO NOW, THEY'RE HEADING NORTH, ON THEIR WAY, ENJOYING THE VIEW, WHILE THEY PASS OVER DANA POINT...

...AND "YES," HSR THINKS, "LIFE IS SO SWEET IN MY LITTLE BALLON!"...

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"Sometimes, all of us can't handle the truth!"











Ralph Cyril Winge, D.D.S. has influenced Dentistry in several ways since he graduated from USC Dental School in June of 1977...



Let's count:


-The Bounce Toothbrushing Technique:

=The Swing Teethbrushing Method:

=The Slide Teethbrushing Style:

-The Epitome Smile type of grin:

=The Winge Orality Quotient-Smile Assessment System:

-The Winge Aesthetic/Beauty Quadrilateral- Anatomical area of face:

-The Winge's Peak-Rarely Occurring Anatomical Feature of the upper lip...

-New synonym term coined for word smile and grin: coa (cosmetic oral anatomy):

-The Love ToothBrush:

-Star On the Watts Walk of Fame- "The Promenade Of Prominence":

Videography content on YouTube:

-Choreographer of Dentistry's Official "Bite The Dentist Back Dance!"

The Grinni Awards-Celebrity Smile Award, presented to 25 VIPs so far: The latest: Gary Toebben, CEO of Greater L.A. Chamber of Commerce, and his "chief, high yield, waxing crescent smile!"

...And the world's most unique Dental fun, fantasy, glamour, drama, and adventure blog... this Hollywood Smiles Report!, and the blog preface hero, HSR!

I'm looking forward to doing bigger and better things in Dentistry and in Life, and maybe putting together an aggregate of this blog and possibly calling it:"A Thousand And One Dental Bites!"




May you have many...my appreciation of the beauty of life is ever-widening!...I don't like the bitter, but I'll tolerate it until I can get to the sweeeeeet!...we can compete with each other for one winner, but when it comes to creativity, we each are our own unique, unduplicatable, point-of-view champions!...smiles!