109 Year-Old Playboy Swears By These Three Benefits...Of Flossing!...Which Help Him Have The Best "S_ _!"

Your "I like it when I visit new websites, but I hate it when unwanted software from some sites just come barging in!" smile is pushing and butting in line in front of you, to see this next hot HSR adventure, WHICH HAS HSR GETTING READY FOR THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS OF DANCE IN A DANCE HALL IN BRAZIL...

AND HSR REMEMBERS AS A CHILD, THE GIRL HE LIKED DANCING WITH THE MOST...

GRACE BARARACUMONAGUAGUITANO!...

EVEN AS LITTLE KIDS...

THEY WERE THE BEST IN THEIR CLASS!...

AND EVERYWHERE THEY WENT...

THE CROWDS SHOWED THAT THEY LOVED THEM SO MUCH!...

AND AS THEY GREW UP,  THEIR TALENTS, AND THEIR GREAT LOOKS, BLOSSOMED IMMENSELY...

AND THEY SECRETLY LOVED EACH OTHER...

BUT THEY DIDN'T QUITE GRASP THEIR MEANINGS TO EACH OTHER AT THE TIME....

HOWEVER, THINGS FELL OUT BETWEEN THEM, AND THEY WENT THEIR OWN WAYS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND IN COLLEGE, AND BOTH BECAME INNOVATING ARTISTIC ADULTS...

BUT GRACE STILL THOUGHT ABOUT HSR

WHEN EVER IT RAINED,

NO MATTER WHO HER LOVER WAS AT THE TIME...

AND HSR ALWAYS HAD A LITTLE HOLE OF LONELINESS IN HIS HEART

WHEN EVER HE SAW SOME UNUSUAL CLOUDS...

AND HE MADE SURE THAT HIS "FLINGS" WERE ONLY TEMPORARY...

THEN, ONE DAY, BOTH HSR AND GRACE BARARACUMONAGUAGUITANO

FIND OUT THAT A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP DANCE OFF IS BEING HELD IN THEIR HOMETOWN BACK IN BRAZIL

AND THEY BOTH SHOW UP ...

AND ARE PAIRED UP AT THE VERY LAST MOMENT!...

...

NOW, IT'S THEIR TURN TO TAKE THE FLOOR!

THEY BARELY LOOK INTO THEIR OWN EYES AT FIRST...

BUT THEN AS THEY TURN AND WHIP INTO CIRCLES

THEY LOOK INTO EACH OTHERS EYES WITH A PENETRATING AND DESPERATE SEARCH

AND HSR'S BODY CURVES ARE STILL THE SAME, JUST LIKE GRACE REMEMBERS...

OH, MY...AND GRACE'S BODY'S TIGHT, TAUT, AND TONED....JUST LIKE HSR REMEMBERS!...

AND WITH EACH NEW STEP THEY TAKE INTO NEW SPACES AND PLACES,

THEY PULL EACH OTHER CLOSER, AND SPIN GREATER THAN THEY HAVE EVER SPUN BEFORE!...

THEY HOLD TIGHT ONTO EACH OTHER, BECAUSE IF THEIR GRIPS SLIP, BOTH WILL TUMBLE!...

....IT IS PLAIN TO SEE THAT THEY ARE STILL "HEAD OVER HEELS" ABOUT EACH OTHER!...

YES!...

...I SEE THAT BOTH OF THEIR MONUMENTOUS PASSIONS ARE NOW REARING THEIR LOVELY HEADS!

AND THEN, AS THEY FINISH, THE STADIUM ERUPTS INTO A THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE...

AND AT THAT SAME EXACT MOMENT...

HSR AND GRACE BOTH BURST INTO A SUPER-HEATED SOMATIC SINGULARITY

THEY DANCED LIKE THEIR'S WAS THE GREATEST LOVE BALLAD...AND IT SHOWED!...

ALL OF THE ONLOOKERS LAP IT UP LIKE A WARM-HOT AND BEAUTIFUL SOUP!...

AND MANY OF THEM CRIED BECAUSE THEY EMOTIONALLY CONNECTED!...AND THEIR OWN VARIOUS AND DEEP DESIRES AND WISHES CAME TO THEIR SURFACES!...YES!

AND AFTER THEIR DANCE WAS OVER AND THEY WON...OF COURSE, THEY WON...

THEIR LOVE STORY WAS THE TRUEST...AND PLAYED OUT...LIVE...FOR ALL TO SEE!...

EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE KNOWS THAT THEIR'S IS A PLAY OF ROMANCE "THE SECOND TIME AROUND!"

AND WHILE ACCEPTING THEIR AWARDS

THEY LOOK INTO EACH OTHERS EYES AGAIN

AND NOW THEY WALTZ OFF THE FLOOR...

AND INTO EACH OTHER LONG AWAITING ARMS AND

INTO AN UBER...

OH, YES...

AND LATER ON THAT NIGHT...

WELL, LET'S JUST SAY...

THAT THE WILD FLAMES OF THEIR REIGNITED ROMANCE...

SPARKED, SIZZLED, AND SCORCTHED MANY TIMES

UNTIL ONLY SPENT AND SWEET,  GLOWING EMBERS WERE LEFT!
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Hi!

My name is Thaddeus Thasselonius de Slovackovich!

And, boy!...Do I love the females of our species!...

...and I have, for as long as I

can remember!...my "friends" look supremely breath-taking and bring out the best in me!...for long  and multiple stretches of time!...then we sleep like babies afterward!

And my 109th

Birthday is coming up!

And, still... my love of beautiful women has grown...even monsterously bigger!

I don't know if my situation can be classified as a medical condition...

...but many Medical Doctors have done studies on me to see what's in my blood, but

to no avail!

They can't figure out what makes my Love Drive so strong!

I know that there is very likely a strong genetic reason!

And I do try and always look forward to my next...encounter!

And those physicians always ask me what is it that I do that keeps me going...and I tell them...

...that I regularly eat raw vegetables and fruit, without dressing, I might add, but mostly I

floss a lot!

You see, I still have all of my natural teeth!

Because I learned early on that there are benefits to flossing consistently!

I am a Prosthodontist by profession...

and I know the things that can go wrong in the mouth and in the body if one doesn't floss.

I still preach to folk  much younger than I..

and implore them to make time for themselves to do this...but do they listen?...

Nooooooo!...

...They say that their lives are too busy!

But there are three main benefits of flossing that I feel, help to make me what I am...

And the first one is pretty obvious...

Flossing helps to prevent biofilm buildup, cavities, and infections

that follow!

You see, effective flossing cleans off visible and hidden gum line debris for "The Better Look!"

And that makes your smile more attractive...no matter what your intentions may be!

And, next, flossing allows your body to put your available internal physical energy to better use!

Instead of your protective cells fighting off colossal and excessive numbers of infectious agents coming in from the gums,

your energies can be used to "pump iron,"

...or whatever!

But the third benefit that I get from flossing, besides saving lots of money on dental work and cleanings, is...

...plenty of women are attracted to the freshness of my breath

Which literally makes them like bees to my honey!

As a matter of fact, one of my favorite lady friends, who acts like she's from "Romancia" instead of Romania,

and who has an insatiable and passionate appetite!...

... loves for us to floss each other's teeth "in the buff!"

What a prolonged and extended rush!

I'll let you in on a little secret!...

...and that is that older women who have all of their natural teeth, and the awareness and liberated mind-sets that go with them, are the hottest lovers!

Believe me, they intimately know the tried, true, and tested techniques to easily and repeatedly "CLANG! CLANG!" the "O" bell, ferociously and loudly all over the place!

I do have some rules, however...no scratching, and no harmful implements!

And Shemeseeya

..she likes to cling afterward...and is "full of moisture!"

What must I say?...other than the acts of Love can be soothing, and yet chaotic, and preferably, at the same time!

So, floss frequently...your teeth and your lover will love you back for it!

Oh...and...

...Aah, yes...two of my all time pin ups...

...and...

...they both are at the tops of their games!

I have yet to meet them, but I'm sure that they pull no Punches...capture all the Pleasures...

...And take no Prisoners!...

May you have many...great!--another day--I think I'll go out and shake things up!...go ahead--gulp on down that pleasure!...I ain't worried about the night, because in a little while, it'll be day again!...smiles!