Now, breath and count to five with the eyes closed!"
"My Sweet Birdie Birdie!
Fly fast with my urgent message to Hollywood...and this time...
...no poop on his shoulder, okay!"
"All the ladies on my Volleyball team love you, Dr. Report, and they giggle and laugh
all of the time!
They'll all be so jealous when they find out that
you and I are on this island!"
"There's my Knight in Shining Armor coming right now!...
...Hi, HSR!
Reader!...Hello!...
We're going to Meet and Greet you like you have
never been Met and Greeted before!
...with your permisson, of course!"
"I just can't get enough of you Hollywood!...Can we do the
"Two-Step" real close, into the night?"
"Dr. Report! Hello...Please come into my office for your session!
I am a relationship expert, and
believe it or not...
all of my sessions are strictly verbal!"
"Readers, Good Day!...I am your "Naturally Photosynthetic Moderator" for all of you today
I think that the color green goes well with me...
...do you?
Your data intake shall be Moderated by me today, and just
let me know if you want your cycles to process faster!"
Calling All Interested Ladies to get on the
soap box, and testify to the
Wonders and Delights of being with HSR!
"Hollywood!...you're so lovable...the only thing I like better than
you helping me get into this outfit is...
you helping me out of it!"
"Miss Moderator, thank you for letting me deliver my message!...
"Doctor H-Wood is in the house!
I have something for you, HSR...you know...I'm sort of between seasons.
It's getting cool but some days still have good heat!
I am wondering...can you please give this pet to the
allowing me to speak on the Internet!
...Thanks!"
"Hi, Miss Narrator!...I mean Miss Moderator!...
Where am I?
I'm looking for Hollywood...I have a "Double-Double" for him, and
he's bringing a "Double-Double" for me!
And when two "Double-Doubles"
get together, do you
know what happens?...I don't know yet...but
when it happens, I'm going to
squeeze Hollywood tight, and hold on!"
"I also wonder what might happen when two "Double-Doubles" merge!
Will stuff get
scattered all over the floor or something?
Maybe the answer to that and to other pressing questions might
show themselves on this page, and...we'll all
be more enlightened!
Thank you, Ladies, for sharing your "Hollywood Vibes!"
"All viewers of the program can now
descend down the stairs
into the main theater area for your
enjoyable edification!
"Honey...I know what I'm going to do to HSR...What
are you going to do?"
"HS, my Silky Stuff...How'd you like to drive my
pretty little boat car, and take us to...
Lover's Lane!"
It looks like she may be in luck with HSR
because
you and your
"don't do what I do, just do what I say do...and only if it's good to do!"
smiles
now know why HSR has his secretary
get him water
twenty times a day!
And, of course, our episode is brought to you by...
Sir Hollywood, asked me, Alice Ana Tong, to give him an Intelligence Report immediately...!
...I'm a
spy!"
And the Moderator says, "Thank you, Miss...I'll go tell him right now!"
Let's see, oh yes, our episode will be disseminated and distributed
by all of you,
through "Word Of Mouth In
Ear!"
That's right, one after the other!
And, People!...
I must confess...
that ever since HSR was a kid doing
daring stunts, even unwittingly,
he has taken a liking to acrobatic, almost
daredevil stuff
like his buddy here
but sometimes, things don't go as planned for
poor
HSR...
...Man, I'll tell you...is there Gender Reassignment Surgery in this guy's
future?
And People!...there's a good reason why
you should not walk and be oblivious to
what's happening around you
on the street!
This guy would have gotten"Royally Toasted!"
Moderator!"
"You're very welcome, Mam...and whether you know it or not...
HSR, may come out smelling like a rose...
or very much worse, because
HE MUST CONTINUE WHAT HE STARTED BACK IN
"I Love Her...And I Even Write Poetry About Her Lovely Smile!...But She Doesn't Even Notice Me!...Part 1."
WHICH FIRST PLACES HIM
ALMOST
WAIST-DEEP
IN THE GOOD BLANCO STUFF
WAY UP NEAR THE TRUE NORTH OF THE GLOBE
IN NORDKAPP,
SORT OF NEAR SANTA'S PLACE!...
WHERE HARD ROCKS, SNOW,
AND SUPER ICY WATER
AND
ON HIS WAY SOUTH TO LAKSELV,
HSR DOES A COUPLE OF TRICKS
AND THEY COME BY A "GLAD TO SEE" ESTABLISHMENT
TO GRAB A BITE!
BUT HSR'S NEW FRIEND SAYS, "COME HERE BIG BOY!"
AND THEY
GO AT IT!
AND, THE GOOD-FEELING HSR SAYS,
"I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO GIVE YOU!"...
SO, HE BENDS OVER AND REACHES INTO A BAG...
AND HE TURNS AROUND TO GIVE HER...WAIT!... SHE'S GONE!
"MAN, SHE IS TOO SWEET...BUT...WHAT CAN I DO?" LAMENTS HSR...
"I GUESS I'LL JUST GET A BITE TO EAT!" SAYS HSR, SORT OF FEELING LOW...
SO HE GOES IN THE RESTAURANT AND
AND A WAITRESS ASKS,
WHICH REMINDS HIM OF WHAT HE LIKED AS A KID
OMG!...
WHO'S BEATING EVERYONE IN SIGHT!
AND AT
6 FOOT 7 AND
310 POUNDS,
HSR HAS TO GO TO THE
WAIST-DEEP
IN THE GOOD BLANCO STUFF
WAY UP NEAR THE TRUE NORTH OF THE GLOBE
WHERE HARD ROCKS, SNOW,
PAINFULLY CLASH FULL TIME!...
MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT!...THIS IS WHERE ICE
LORDS OVER EVERYTHING!...
SO, HSR WANTS TO EXPERIENCE THE FUUL FLAVOR...AND COLDNESS...
OF THE ONE AND ONLY NORWAY...THE RIGHT WAY,
WHICH IS TO USE A CERTIFIED AND RARING TO GO,
HIGH-TECH SNOWMOBILE!...
ON HIS WAY SOUTH TO LAKSELV,
HSR DOES A COUPLE OF TRICKS
AND HE REMEMBERS ONE PARASAIL SNOWMOBILER
THAT HAS THE BEST AERIAL VIEWS!
BUT MOST OF THE TIME,
HSR ENDS UP LIKE
THIS!...
SO, LOTS OF THINGS HAPPENED LAST TIME, BUT
HSR SEES SOME OF THE SIGHTS
SEEN ONLY ON NORWAY,
WHICH INCLUDE
SOME THINGS "BASKING IN THE ICE!"
AND...
WHERE'D THAT PERSON
GO?...PULL 'UM OUT!
AND ON THE FIRST NIGHT
JUST BEFORE IT GETS DARK,
A LADY
STOPS HSR AND
SAYS, "HI HANDSOME!...COME ON OUT OF THE COLD
AND JOIN ME IN MY
HUMBLE ABODE, SO YOU DON'T FREEZE, OKAY...
JUST PROMISE TO TAKE ME TO LAKSELV
WHEN YOU'RE READY... IS THAT A DEAL?"
AS THEY WATCH A REAL
REINDEER PASS BY!...
"THAT'S A DEAL," PROMISES HSR, AS THEY SHAKE
ON IT!
BUT, DURING LAST TIME,
WHEN THE HOT CHOCOLATE WAS
INVITINGLY HOT, AND THE FIREPLACE FIRE CRACKLED
WITH SWEET AND SENSUOUS SOUNDS, HSR AND HIS NEW FRIEND
SNUGGLED IN AND GOT REALLY
COZY..."HOW COZY, YOU MIGHT ASK?"
WELL, COZY ENOUGH FOR THEM TO SPEND
FOUR
DAYS BEFORE LEAVING TO LAKSELV!...
SO, THEY FINALLY HEAD ON OUT
AND ON THEIR WAY,
THEY SEE PEOPLE PLAYING
AND
HAVING
FUN!
UH OH!...
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!...
IT MEANS
THIS
AND
THIS!
SO, THEY FINALLY MAKE IT TO LAKSELV,
BUT HSR'S NEW FRIEND SAYS, "COME HERE BIG BOY!"
AND THEY
AND, THE GOOD-FEELING HSR SAYS,
"I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO GIVE YOU!"...
SO, HE BENDS OVER AND REACHES INTO A BAG...
AND HE TURNS AROUND TO GIVE HER...WAIT!... SHE'S GONE!
"I GUESS I'LL JUST GET A BITE TO EAT!" SAYS HSR, SORT OF FEELING LOW...
SO HE GOES IN THE RESTAURANT AND
AND A WAITRESS ASKS,
"SEE ANY THING AROUND HERE THAT YOU LIKE, SIR?
(WHICH PASSES RIGHT OVER HSR'S HEAD!)
AND HSR GIVES HER HIS ORDER...
WHICH REMINDS HIM OF WHAT HE LIKED AS A KID
AND AFTER HE FINISHES HIS MEAL, ANOTHER WAITRESS
SMILES TO HIM AND SAYS,
"THERE'S A JUDO TOURNAMENT ACROSS THE STREET
AND ALL COMERS ARE WELCOME...YOU
LOOK LIKE THE TYPE!"
"THANK YOU VERY MUCH," SAYS HSR, WHO
JUST HAPPENS TO HAVE HIS
GI!
AND ONCE INSIDE THE MAIN HALL
AND RIGHT OFF THE BAT,
HSR SEES THE "REAL
ACTION!...
WHICH IS MIND BLOWING!
AND CAN BE BONE
BENDING!
HSR REMEMBERS THAT ONE HAS TO BE
QUICK AND CUNNING!
BUT HSR'S FIRST MATCH IS AGAINST A PRETTY GIRL
BUT HE COULN'T BREAK HER GUARD!...
SO, IT WAS A TIE!...
AND AS HE WAITS FOR HIS NEXT MATCH
HE DREAMS ABOUT DOING THIS
AND
THIS!
BUT!...
HE SEES HIS NEXT OPPONENT,
WHO'S BEATING EVERYONE IN SIGHT!
AND AT
6 FOOT 7 AND
310 POUNDS,
HSR HAS TO GO TO THE
BATHROOM REALLY BAD!
AND WHEN HSR RETURNS
HIS MATCH STARTS
AND HE GETS PROMPTLY THROWN FOR A LOOP LIKE THIS!
AND HSR, AFTER THE MATCH
HAS A NUMB PART OF HIS BODY
AND HE THINKS HE MIGHT HAVE TO GO
JOIN THE REHAB GROUP,
BUT,
FORTUNATELY,
HE'S JUST BRUISED PRETTY GOOD ,
AND A NURSE
FIXES HIM UP
REAL GOOD!
...
SO WITH ENOUGH EXCITEMENT FOR A DAY
HSR ONCE AGAIN, CLIMBS ABOARD HIS SNOWMOBILE
AND OOPS!
NOW HE'S GOING PRETTY STEADY
THEN TAKES A BREAK...
BUT WHAT'S THIS...
HE HEARS A WOMAN CALLING FOR HELP
SO HSR GOES DOWN THE
SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN WITH A ROPE
AND HE GETS CLOSER TO HER VOICE
THEN HE FINDS HER UNDER SOME SNOW AND
FRANTICALLY UNCOVERS HER
AND GETS HER OUT
AND BACK UP THE MOUNTAIN!
YAY!
"I NEED TO GET YOU TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL!" SAYS HSR...
AND THE LADY SAYS, "NO...JUST TAKE ME TO
MY COUSIN'S HOUSE JUST TWO MILES THAT AWAY...
SHE'S A PHYSICIAN!"
AND SOME OTHER GUYS GET THERE AND HELP HIM
ALONG...
SO, THEY GET TO HER COUSIN'S PLACE!
AND NOW, THE CABIN DOOR OPENS, AND...
WHOA!
"THANK YOU, DR. REPORT!" THE LADIES
SAY, "PLEASE COME IN FOR SOME HOT CHOCOLATE!...AND
THANKS FOR SAVING OUR COUSIN!
SO, THEY SIT DOWN AND TALK A LITTLE,
AND HSR TELLS THEM HOW HE COMPETED BRAVELY
AT THE JUDO TOURNAMENT, AND THAT
IT ONLY HURTS WHEN HE LAUGHS!
THEN THEY COME OVER TO HIM
AND RUB THE SPOT FOR HIM...
THEN, THEY HEAR ON THE RADIO
THAT THERE'S NOW AN EXTREMELY HEAVY SNOW FALL
RIGHT NOW,
AND EVERYONE IS WARNED TO STAY INSIDE,
OR ELSE
FOR...AT LEAST TWO WEEKS!
THEN THE LADIES LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND SAY,
"WE HAVE THE WATER,
HEATING,
FOOD
AND NOW," ...THEN THEY LOOK AT HSR...
"ENTERTAINMENT!"
AND WHEN HSR RETURNS
HIS MATCH STARTS
AND HE GETS PROMPTLY THROWN FOR A LOOP LIKE THIS!
AND SHE'S THE WINNER!
AND HSR, AFTER THE MATCH
HAS A NUMB PART OF HIS BODY
AND HE THINKS HE MIGHT HAVE TO GO
JOIN THE REHAB GROUP,
BUT,
FORTUNATELY,
HE'S JUST BRUISED PRETTY GOOD ,
AND A NURSE
FIXES HIM UP
REAL GOOD!
...
SO WITH ENOUGH EXCITEMENT FOR A DAY
HSR ONCE AGAIN, CLIMBS ABOARD HIS SNOWMOBILE
AND OOPS!
AND AFTER HE FINALLY GETS GOING,
HE THINKS ABOUT SOME TOUGH GUYS
ON A VIDEO GAMES ON SNOW MOBILES
AND HE REMEMBERS THAT SNOWMOBILES CAN BE
DANGEROUS!
AND HE SEES A KID TO THE SIDE,
LEARNING HIS STUFF!
NOW HE'S GOING PRETTY STEADY
THEN TAKES A BREAK...
BUT WHAT'S THIS...
HE HEARS A WOMAN CALLING FOR HELP
SO HSR GOES DOWN THE
SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN WITH A ROPE
AND HE GETS CLOSER TO HER VOICE
THEN HE FINDS HER UNDER SOME SNOW AND
FRANTICALLY UNCOVERS HER
AND GETS HER OUT
AND BACK UP THE MOUNTAIN!
YAY!
"I NEED TO GET YOU TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL!" SAYS HSR...
AND THE LADY SAYS, "NO...JUST TAKE ME TO
MY COUSIN'S HOUSE JUST TWO MILES THAT AWAY...
SHE'S A PHYSICIAN!"
AND SOME OTHER GUYS GET THERE AND HELP HIM
ALONG...
SO, THEY GET TO HER COUSIN'S PLACE!
AND NOW, THE CABIN DOOR OPENS, AND...
WHOA!
"THANK YOU, DR. REPORT!" THE LADIES
SAY, "PLEASE COME IN FOR SOME HOT CHOCOLATE!...AND
THANKS FOR SAVING OUR COUSIN!
SO, THEY SIT DOWN AND TALK A LITTLE,
AND HSR TELLS THEM HOW HE COMPETED BRAVELY
AT THE JUDO TOURNAMENT, AND THAT
IT ONLY HURTS WHEN HE LAUGHS!
THEN THEY COME OVER TO HIM
AND RUB THE SPOT FOR HIM...
THEN, THEY HEAR ON THE RADIO
THAT THERE'S NOW AN EXTREMELY HEAVY SNOW FALL
RIGHT NOW,
AND EVERYONE IS WARNED TO STAY INSIDE,
OR ELSE
FOR...AT LEAST TWO WEEKS!
THEN THE LADIES LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND SAY,
"WE HAVE THE WATER,
HEATING,
FOOD
AND NOW," ...THEN THEY LOOK AT HSR...
"ENTERTAINMENT!"
Love Toothbrush®
"Peace and Quiet are so precious...when you can get them!"
Gabriela Paduraria,
as a promising Pre-Law student
at UNIBC,
is destined to become the most popular and the youngest member
of the Judges of
The International Court at the Hague!
But as a Pre-Lawyer, she is studying
"The Relevancy of Dreams To Real Life" as
a Psych Major.
She knows that dreams are a
an inextricable part of our very existences...
...and they can be wild
and unexplainable
but maybe they don't need explaining
or rectifying!...
Oh yeah...and some of the girls in her dorm want her to
party with them all the time!
But that's just not in Gabriela's DNA!
She finds enlightenment in
Knowledge!
...
But things are getting somewhat complicated for Gabriela...
Someone or some people are trying to
influence her latest Dream Project!
Ever since she took off on a train trip with her boyfriend,
Laurentiu-Radu Caciomeaga,
going from Bucharest to
Lasi, Romania,
it seems like someone is trying to spoil or affect her dreaming periods
for her study.
Her Psychology Professor, Dr.
Dr. Ciprianu Barbaneagra gave Gabriela Paduraria
some of his special "Dream Clarifying Pills" from his private
stock...but...
the Professor said that they would have an effect.
In reality, though, the pills were only innocuous
sugar pills...that means...
they are big fat Placebos!
The Professor is using Gabriela's experiment to augment his own
"How Suggestions Can Influence Dream Direction" lab experiments!
...
On top of all of that, there's a Psych Grad
Student that's overhearing
Gabriela's and the Professor's conversation,
and she wants to input her variables into the lab effort, too!
...
Last Episode,
that sneaky Grad
student
caught her boyfriend Radu when he was weak
and gave him some of her own medicine
and then she also gave Radu some of her "other medicine,"
all while Gabriela was sleeping
in her separate train cabin!
But Gabriela suddenly wakes up from her dream
and, feeling something,
she runs to Radu's room, and she sees and smells that
another woman was just there
taking advantage of Radu in his slumber!
So Gabriela cleans that woman's essence off of him
and changes beds
and she holds him tight
to make things right
going forward.
She promises herself not to tell Radu about the other woman because...
he was supposedly knocked out the whole time, and
she doesn't want to make things more
complicated than they already are!
...
So Gabriela, after a while of thinking all sorts of things,
calms back down and reenters her Dream World!
...
"Gee!," says Gabriela in her dream on the train
It looks perfect outside in that Park, and
the train is stopping now...
I think I'll take a walk!...
But,
as soon as she gets out,
things change abruptly,
but she's not afraid, and she
keep strolling like it's okay!
"I know that I'm dreaming now,
at least I think I am, because things are
going from one extreme to another," says Gabriela.
...
All of a sudden, something shifts...
and she looks at her body, and
it has
morphed into this!
"My, I feel like I have lots of power," she realizes, "and
I feel really connected
to everything here!
Now, Gabriela gets a jolt of Happiness
and she automatically and
carefreely prances about!
But then she senses something and stops
in her tracks and
looks to her side and sees
an unsure figment of her imagination!
She stops and tries to feel any tension coming from that way...
...it's not significant, so she
moves on...
Something comes over Gabriela and now she does what she wants to...
...to lay down in
the leaves!
"Perfect," she says!
Now she gets up and starts to count the
pretty butterflies!
Then, she gets serious in the face, because she picks up some very deep and heavy breathing!...
coming from
this direction!
So, she takes off running...
really
fast!
...
"Gabriela!...Hi there!...
It's you again!" says Plant Force,
...How are things, Gabriela...
but before you answer,
I can sense that there are real challenges for you in your life now, but,
remember, all people who live the "Good Life"
have challenges!"
"Good Day, Plant Force, good to see you again, too," says Gbriela,
"but what do you mean by the "Good Life?"
"Ha! It simply means that you are alive, My Dear!...
Life Is Good!
Dreams cannot occur without Life, and
Life is made more interesting with Dreams!" testifies Plant Force...
"Gabriela," she continues,
do you like
my new outfit?"
"Yes, I do!" smiles Gabriela, "it fits you well
and makes your mysteriousness coordinate with the
unpredictability of this Dreamscape!"
"You remember Cezar-Augustine, my boyfriend, right," asks Plant Force,
"Well, he ate a combination of plants here, and now,
he can't keep his eyes or his hands off of me!...which
makes me
feel so good!"
"That's great, Sister!" smiles Gabriela...
But as soon as she says "Sister,"
Plant Force disappears!
And Gabriela wakes up!
then she sits up and looks out the train's window
and sees some thing
funny!...
And she also thinks of her Mom, who
also
loves trains!
Then Gabriela hopes the ride stays okay,
but she remembers the time when her brother almost
got hurt playing in front of,
you guessed it...
trains!
Now the still-brain-
sleepy Gabriela thinks about the good times with
her "Boo," like when they dance
and when they
Love!
Then she
drifts back into the Dream
Realm...
"What an astonishing
Sunscape!
"Uh oh, my heart is starting to pump faster...
is there a threat or something or someone out in the Scape?"
Now this woman
calls out "Radu"...right in front of Gabriela!
"That's it Radu!...walk closer to me...
Yes!" the woman says, "Radu, you know that I
really...
...and before she could get the next word out...
Gabriela shifts into a glorious
manifestation!
And for some reason, the woman
goes through
this, and
then, she disappears!
Now, Gabriela actually sees her Dreamy Radu, and they
run to each other and hug in the
Imaginary Life...finally!
...
But there still is something viewing them...
...not far away!
TO BE CONTINUED!...
May you have many...
"The Future, specifically, my future can hold many things
depending on what happens and what I do,
the future can establish itself in one direction or another,
with some things being able to be reversed,
and other things will be irreversible...forever!
I'm now taking control of my Time Line and My Future!...
I will deliberately Fall In Love with HSR and
stay in Love with that Man!...
"Hollywood's supposed to be coming any moment now
with plenty of Fire Wood for the fire place!
he told me that it's going to get real cold,
and that I should stay in the city,
but, I'll tell you, once the fires start to get hot,
and temperatures start to rise
in the middle of nowhere, right next to HSR,
is the best place to be!"...
"It's Fall, and the leaves are turning my favorite colors!
Science tries to explain what makes the green leaves turn yellow and such, and
why the leaves fall from the trees, but science
can't explain
why that why happens!"...
"Looking into the light...OMG!
It's HSR on his glider, coming this way...to me!
Just like he said he would!
"Everything is fine now!"
"Dr. Report!...I have an idea for a story
for one of
your future blog posts...
I can't tell you...but...
"HSR!...I'm with the Collection Agency...
and I'm here to collect!...
Now,
do you want to do it my way, or
your way?"
"Hollywood, if I let you squeeze my rubber duckie...
...can I squeeze yours?'
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