"Hello!...Reader...Please come and gimme some Love!...carefully, though...we don't need any
"Accidental Acupuncture!""
"Hollywood!...I've seen you so many times
and
every time I see and feel your Beautiful and Hungry Desire for me
I feel so Sparkly and Brand New again and again!"
Hollywood, my Love...
Now that I have you alone...
let's "Shake Until We Pop!" again!
"I don' know which I Love more...
...My Arms around you, or...
Your Arms around me!"
"I'll take some arms...
...and legs!
"You help me see
so many stars!
"Oh, boy, HSR...
...it looks like I'm stuck here with you!...
..and I'm fine wth that!"
"OMG, HSR!
I haven't seen you since
Elementary School!
You're so tall and handsome now!
I had such a crush on you!
And now...OMG!
Come here and
give me a hug!"
Welcome, Everyone!...
...to our Cyber-Delivered Fantasies!
Come and jump on in!
I'm your "Official Greeter and Door Opener"
for today...
however...there are no doors out here...
...just wide open space--perfect for frolicking
and carrying-on!
"Well, I'm gonna get
straight serious with HSR
I ain't got no time to play!
"Hi there, Hollywood...
...you busy?"
"I'm ready to go to the Ice Skating Rink with you!
If it's anything like last time...
I'll be catching you from falling, Hollywood,
but,
is my favorite part!"
"Anybody seen Doll HSR from the Last Post?
I'm on the lookout for my new "Gaia Boy!""
"I see that you finally got to me, Reader...
I am Lovingly anticipating you!
I'm your "Moderator From The Sky That Helps You See The Light!"
Now, I am,
and we all are,
eager to see women all excited and
hurrying
to see
and meet HSR
even if it means that stuff
happens along the way!
Careful Ladies,
HSR doesn't drive
an "Amalance!"
"Thank you, Moderator From The Clouds!
I so much Love that Man!...
Hey, Hollywood!
I still like coming to the beach, but
I don't get in the water any more
because something bit me underwater!...
...and it was you!
Well, anyway, I
still like the Sun and the Fun!
Hey, Hollywood...
Wanna help me with my bikini?"
"The Stars said that a Man will come out of nowhere to me
and sweep me off my feet!
...and take me to the Casbah!
and that's just what HSR did
...last week!"
"Thank you,
"Moderator From Almost Outer Space!"
Dr. Report and I always
meet here!
And I like to think of it as
"Well, it looks like "The Heaven Of Love"
is getting pretty crowded,
what with all of the
ladies that get all riled up!...
...me included!...
but, I
only do it in front of him!"
"Hollywood!...
...I see that you got my message to meet back here!...
I know that you're all caught up
on the account that you owe me,
But for the interest,
I want you to give me a
I'd love for you to teach me how to float,
Hollywood, but
I like the way you put
Sunscreen?"
I was just moseying along and
I figured out that
you and your
"I'll take the bitter with the sweet, but,
can you add some more sweet!"
smiles
are
playing scissors paper rock!
In an attempt to help you expand
your communications horizons,
This Episode is brought to you using
flag
semaphores!
With all of its
A B C and more action!
With all of its
Dr. Report...you are so good in all
that you do
that
I'm making a
"Citizen's Attest!""
The "Beautiful Game,"...you know...
Futbol!
Well, we all love Spectacular Plays...
and so does HSR
But...as a kid goalie,
his team would always lose by
40 points!
And
the Coach would always tell him to
"Keep Your Head In The Game"...
which HSR
did!
And when he got older,
HSR still had some
"Instant Replay Moments!"
But mostly, he always made the
other team feel better
and laugh...
at his expense...
Maybe that's one of the reasons why he became a Dentist!
That's all well and fine but,
as expected,
HSR has gotten himself into another
seemingly
intractable situation that he made
for himself in
and with both of his feet
squarely planted in
the smelly stuff!...
HSR MUST NOW DEAL WITH
THE TREASURES THAT HE'S FINDING
NOT TOO FAR FROM SHORE,
AND HE FOUND THE BOOTY ON A WRECKAGE
OF THE SPANISH SHIP,
THE "SIN NOMBRE," WHICH SANK
UNPREDICTABLY,
BUT
FEW PEOPLE KNEW THAT IT REALLY CARRIED
THE TREASURE THAT
THE NINA, PINTA, AND SANTA MARIA
WERE SUPPOSED TO CARRY...
IN CASE THE PIRATES
HIJACKED THE SHIPMENTS!...
BUT
ANYWAY,
HSR FINDS MUCHO LOOTO AND GOLD
ON THE SHIP AS IT RESTS IN PEACE
AT THE BOTTOM
OF THE SEA...
AND,
AS HSR INVESTIGATES THE WRECK
HE'S ASTONISHED THAT
THERE ARE GOODIES
ALL
OVER
THE PLACE!...
GOLD AS FAR AS
HSR COULD SEE!
AND HSR TAKES A BIG NUGGET AND
ONE OF THE
PALM-OF-THE-HAND-SIZED COINS
TO PROVE THE FINDING!...
SO,
YOU KNOW THAT IT'S GOING TO
ATTRACT SOME ATTENTION!...
OKAY...
SO,
WHEN HSR GETS BACK TO TOWN
HE VISITS A BIG-TIME APPRAISER
WHO DEALS IN DIAMONDS
AND GOLD...
AND THE APPRAISER ALMOST FALLS OUT OF HIS SEAT
WHEN HSR SHOWS THE COIN TO HIM!...
"WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?"
THE STUNNED APPRAISER ASKS...
"OH, IN THE OCEAN...A LITTLE BIT
OFF THE COAST," LETS ON HSR...
"YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE?"
"MUCH MORE...LOTS MORE!
ALL THREE FLOORS OF THE SHIP
ARE JUST LOADED DOWN
WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF
I MEAN
REALLY BIG BOOTY!
BUT MOST OF THE HAUL IS PURE...
RIGHT OUT THE GROUND!...LIKE THIS!" SAYS HSR...
"SHEESH!," EXCLAIMS THE APPRISER,
"THIS CHUNK, AS IS, CAN PAY MY LEASE
IN THIS BUILDING FOR
AT LEAST FOUR YEARS!"
"YEP! AND IT CAN BUY ME A LOT OF HAPPINESS
WITH THE RIGHT PEOPLE FOR YEARS
IN ROMANIA AND NORWAY!,"
COUNTERS HSR...
"WHO DO YOU KNOW IN
ROMANIA AND NORWAY?" INQUIRES THE APPRAISER...
"I DON'T KISS AND TELL...ESPECIALLY
WHEN THE KISSES ARE ULTRA-HONEY SWEET!"
DREAMILY SMILES HSR...
AND THE APPRISER COUNTERS,
"I FIND THAT THE LADIES FROM
ITALY AND HUNGARY ARE
THE MOST ROMANTICALLY MYSTERIOUS...
...THEY MAKE YOU
SEVERELY ADDICTED TO THEIR
LOVE POWERS...
...AS SOON AS THEY
"LET THE CAT OUT THE BAG"...
...IT'S ALL OVER!"
"WELL, LOOKS LIKE I'LL JUST
HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL
I GO OVER THERE,
AND FIND OUT FOR MYSELF!" SAYS HSR.
"HA HA, YOUNG MAN...
WHAT IS YOUR NAME," ASKS THE APPRAISER...
HSR SAYS, "HOLLYWOOD!"
WELL, MR. HOLLY--WOOD...
I CAN OFFER YOU 3 MILLION DOLLARS
IN CASH!
RIGHT NOW!...
FOR THE LOCATION
WHERE YOU GOT THIS!
THEN
HSR MAKES SOME UNSURE FACES AND SAYS,
"BOY, I AM INCLINED TO SCREAM, "YES!"
" BUT, I CAN'T ACCEPT THAT RIGHT NOW...
...THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH
MONEY TO HAVE ON THE STREETS
IN THIS CITY!
BUT
I CAN BREAK OFF A PIECE OF THIS NUGGET AND...
...UMMPH!...HERE!...
MAYBE I CAN
CASH THIS
IN
FOR SOME
WALKING AROUND MONEY
WHAT'S THIS WORTH?...EHH?" ASKS HSR...
THE APPRAISER TAKES A LOOK,
THEN PLOPS SOME CASH ON THE TABLE,
AND SAYS..."HERE'S
AND A LITTLE BIT OF DOWN PAYMENT
FOR THE REST!"
"BUT, WHEN WILL YOU LET ME KNOW,
MR. HOLLY--WOOD?"
"I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW,
I'LL GET BACK TO YOU...SOON!" SAYS HSR...
"PLEASE DO!...
YOU CAN TRUST ME TO...
...DO YOU... RIGHT!
"THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR!,"
SAYS HSR,
"OH, CAN I GET THE COIN BACK, NOW?"
"OH EXCUSE ME, SIR...
...HERE YOU GO!"
"I'LL HOPEFULLY SEE YOU SOON!,"
PLOTS THE APPRAISER...
"YEAH...SEE YOU SOON..." SAYS HSR...
SO, HSR STUFFS THE CASH IN HIS POCKETS,
ALONG WITHE THE COIN AND THE
REST OF THE RAW GOLD
AND...
UPON WALKING OUT OF THE BUILDING'S FRONT DOOR,
HSR SEES A BAR ACROSS THE STREET...
AND HE MAKES IT ON OVER...
AND ONCE INSIDE, HE TAKES A SEAT
AND ORDERS HIS FAVORITE...
...ORANGE JUICE WITH HEAVY PULP,
BLENDED WITH ICE AND
TWO CHERRIES ON TOP!
SO HSR PAYS WITH A GENEROUS TIP,
AND TAKES A DEEP SWIG OF THE JUICE, AND...
OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE,
HE NOTICES THAT
A GUY JUST WALKS IN
AND SITS DOWN...
AND HSR THINKS
THAT IT'S ONE OF THE APPRAISER'S GUYS
KEEPING A TAIL ON HIM...
SO,
HSR HATCHES A PLAN TO LOSE HIM...
...AND...
HSR GOES TO THE MEN'S ROOM
AND SEES A WINDOW THAT'S TOO SMALL
TO CRAWL THROUGH,
BUT THAT'S OKAY!...
BECAUSE HSR IS MOLECULARLY A
GASEOUS/PLASMA SILICONE HYBRID!
A HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS!
SO,
HE OPENS THE WINDOW JUST A BIT,
THEN
TURNS INTO GASEOUS SMOKE
AND TRAVELS OUT OF THE WINDOW!...AND
JUST SECONDS AFTER THAT
THE GUY FOLLOWING HSR
BURSTS ITO THE BATHROOM
TO SEE WHAT'S UP...
BUT HSR IS LONG GONE!
SO THE GUY RUNS OUT OF THE BAR
LOOKING FOR HSR
BUT HE CAN'T FIND HIM
WHILE HSR IS MAKING HIMSELF SCARCE,
HE TURNS BACK INTO A MAN, AND
WHLE HE'S WALKING FAST DOWN THE STREET
HE SEES A FRIEND
"HEY, ARE YOU ADELA BLACKWOOD?," ASKS HSR,
"WHAT A SURPRISE!"
"HOW'D YOU KNOW, HSR...
I JUST DYED MY HAIR, SO
PEOPLE WOULDN'T NOTICE ME!"
SAYS ADELA, "IT'S BEEN, WHAT, TWO YEARS?"
AND HSR ASKS,
"I WANT TO GO TO YOUR PLACE RIGHT NOW!...
YOU'RE NOT TOO FAR, RIGHT?"
"I'M RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER...WAIT...
YOU KNOW THAT
YOU OWE ME, HOLLYWOOD!...
DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU'RE EAGER
TO LET ME COLLECT...OMG!" LAUGHS ADELA...
SO,
THEY GO UP TO HER PLACE
AND ONCE THEY GET IN THE APARTMENT
AND CLOSE THE DOOR
ADELA GIVES HSR A HOT-CLOSE HUG,
THEN
LOOKS TO HER "RHYTHMIC GYMNASIUM"
THEN LOOKS BACK AT HSR AGAIN...
THEN...
HSR SAYS,
"I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!"
"NO...IT'S TIME FOR SOME ACTION!
LET'S TALK AFTER...
IT'S TIME TO RAVISH!" SHE SMILES,
AS SHE PULLS HSR CLOSE TO THE ACTION!...
"NO, REALLY...
HANG ON FOR JUST A HOT SECOND," BEGS HSR...
"OKAY, BUT DON'T KEEP ME WAITING!
IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS!" SAYS ADELA,
AS SHE FOLDS HER ARMS AND PAUSES..
"I NEED YOU TO KEEP THIS FOR ME," SAYS HSR...
AS HE PULLS OUT 10 STACKS OF HUNDIES,
AND THE GOLD COIN AND THE NUGGET,
WHILE HE KEEPS TWENTY GRAND HIMSELF.
"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON, HSR,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH ALL OF THAT!" EXCITEDLY ASKS ADELA...
"IT'S FROM SOME SUNKEN SHIP TREASURE!...
"JUST PUT IT AWAY...IT'S NOT STOLEN...
...IT'S MINE...AND YOU CAN HAVE SOME...
...BUT JUST HIDE IT
SO NO ONE WILL FIND IT...NOW!" DIRECTS HSR.
"ARE SOME PEOPLE
AFTER YOU, HOLLYWOOD?," SHE ASKS...
"MAYBE,
BUT
I GOTTA GO NOW,
SO THEY WONT BOTHER YOU,
I'LL SEE YOU LATER," SAYS HSR
AS HE HURRIES OUT THE ROOM,
SLAMMING THE DOOR BEHIND HIMSELF...
"BON VOYAGE, LUV!...
...BOY, THAT HOLLYWOOD," SAYS ADELA...
"ONE DAY, I'MA CORNER HIM,
AND WHEN I DO
...I'MA LET MY...
CAT
OUT THE BAG ON HIM!"
SO,
HSR RUNS OUT OF THE APARTMENT,
AND, MAYBE THREE BLOCKS AWAY,
TWO GUYS SEE HIM
AND POINT TO HIM AND
START RUNNING TO HIM
AND HSR SEES THIS AND
METHODICALLY THREADS THROUGH
HEAVY TRAFFIC AND
INTO THE FIRST BUSINESS DOOR
THAT HE CAN FIND,
WHICH IS A
AND WHEN THOSE GUYS
RUN INTO THE ESTABLISHMENT
LOOKING FOR HSR,
WELL,
YOU KNOW THAT HSR'S
ALREADY GONE!
...
BUT, WAIT!...
AS THE GASEOUS HSR ASCENDS OUT OF THE
PIPE SEEN ABOVE,
HE IS INADVERTENTLY
SUCKED INTO AN
AIR CONDIONING DUCT ABOVE
NOW,
HSR SUDDENLY FINDS HIMSELF IN A DARK ROOM
...WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS!
OH NO!
AND TO MAKE THINGS MUCH WORSE
HE MATERIALIZES INTO
A POSITION WHERE
HE'S NOW IN HANDCUFFS!
SO,
HE TRIES TO WIGGLE OUT OF THEM
BUT
THE NOISE WAKES UP A WOMAN
THAT "WORKS" IN
THAT ROOM!
"WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE,
SUGAR BABY!...
THE WOMAN SAYS AS
SHE WAKES UP AND DELIGHTS
AT HAVING THE HANDSOME HSR AT HER DISPOSAL...
"SO, WHAT'S
THE DOMIN ASKS AS SHE
PLAY POPS A WHIP!
"MY NAME IS H-H-HOLLYWOOD!" HE
BARELY GETS OUT!...
"WELL, HOLLYWOOD...YOU'RE GONNA MAKE
ME A STAR TONIGHT!"
AND WITH THAT SHE
GIVES HIM TWO QUICK
SOFT SWATS!
AND HSR PLEADS,
"STOP, OH STOP...PLEASE!"
NOW, THERE IS A GUY POSTED OUTSIDE THE DOOR
THAT MAKES SURE
THAT ONLY
PAYING CUSTOMERS ENTER...
SO,
THE SECURITY GUY OPENS THE DOOR TO SEE
WHO GOT IN PAST HIM
WITHOUT BEING NOTICED...
AND HE SEES HSR, AND ASKS,
"HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE WITHOUT PAYING?"
AND HSR STAMMERS, "I-I-I JUST"...
"COME ON, BUDDY...YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!"
SAYS THE SECURITY GUY...
SO,
HSR IS UNCUFFED,
AND THE WOMAN SAYS,
"SUGAR CHEEKS!...COME BACK AND SEE ME
SOMETIMES, MY HOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR!"...
AND WITH THAT
SHE GIVES HSR A LAST
SURGICALLY-PLACED
SUGAR TAP
WITH THE CROP...
"COME ON!" SAYS HSR
"ONLY IF YOU COULD!" SAYS THE LADY...
NOW,
HSR IS SUMMARILY ESCORTED
AND FORCED OUT THE FRONT DOOR
ONTO
THE STREET!
"WOW...THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL!"
THINKS HSR...
SO NOW,
THE "USED AND ABUSED"
HSR
MAKES IT ON OVER TO
HIS LADY FRIEND'S PLACE, AND
SHE IS SO GLAD TO SEE HIM...
"HSR,
WITH SOME OF THAT
MONEY,
I PREPAID THE RENT HERE
FIVE YEARS IN ADVANCE...
...SO YOU ALWAYS HAVE
A PLACE TO STAY!"
THEN,
SHE JUMPS INTO HIS ARMS
AND SAYS,
"THANK YOU SO MUCH,
AND, HEY......
RIGHT NOW...
I HAVE A
LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU!...
LET'S GO!"
SEEING THIS,
NOW
HSR THINKS...
"OH NO...NOT AGAIN!"
Love Toothbrush®
"Enjoy all of your moments!...maybe there's more of that sweetness
to come!"
OMG!...
What a sight!
What I wouldn't give to truly
enjoy all of this with...
no strings attached!
Okay...
So,
I have a new
"Oh So Sweet Bikini"
...as bluish and as greenish as
the deeply hypnotizing waters themselves...
...and my two-piece
heavenly and playfully intersects
with my freshly-optimized,
perfectly-architectured, paper-white,
cosmetic oral anatomy!...
...provided by the wondrous
Dr. Pearladont!
And I've got the guys
checking me out
to prove it!
But
my life right now is anything
but...simple!...
You see
I met a very enlightening gentleman
...at his personal table
on this magical-looking beach
with a front-row-seat view...
And he, Mr. Nacio, or "Nana" for short...
related to me
that I must help
many others in this world
...and...
I am the one to do it!...
And that I must not shy away
from the things that literally beg to be done
...to help humanity!
He said that
when I need to know
the "Real Truths That Matter in Life,"
I can look to the farthest edges
of the sea's horizon
and ask myself, "What must be?"
And then, the things that
must be done
will make themselves apparent!
Then,
Mr. Nació says that he may
never see me again,
but that
he could tell right off that
I am an important
and an integral one to help this world,
by assuming needed,
world-impacting responsibilities!
So,
after we finished,
I walked more down the beach and...
I took another peek
at the far horizon....
by the last bit of ocean wave
struggling
up the sands to reach out and touch
and refreshingly cool
me and my toe-zee-toes!
Thank you!
So,
I close my eyes for a while
and just feel the sun's
And now, I walk,
in no hurry...further down the beach
OMG!...
...a desperate hand
reaches out to me!
for help!
I must help...
just like Mr. Nana said!
So,
I quickly uncover the sand off of the person...
And the person,
a guy,
was just playing with me!...
...he covered his own self with sand
because he saw me coming his way...
...and wanted to get my attention...
...and he sure did!
And, of course, his name is,
of all names...
Sandy!
And...
he tells me that he's selling his biotech start up
to Europa Pharma
for 3 billion dollars,
but he's still holding back something from the negotiations!
Then,
some big brute agent-looking guys
in black suits and sunglasses
are coming our way...fast!
So, Sandy sees these guys
then
he kisses me and
whispers in my ear,
"Immediately,
go to my Penthouse Suite
at the Sunset Sea Cliffs Hotel...
the access code to the elevator and the room is
6886...
...get the briefcase under the Master Bed,
and keep it safe...I
'll find you later! Go now!"...
Then,
he runs a ways down the beach
and those guys grab him
and take him away...
I can tell that are not the police!...
...something's fishy!
So,
I decide to walk back
to my car in a relaxed fashion...
not letting on that
I have what may be some
life-saving knowledge!
So,
I get back to my car
...and this guy comes up to me
and asks me,
"Did the guy back there
say something to me?"...
And I said, "Yeah!
He told me that he wanted me
to hold him tight...
...and not let go until he was finished!
...Can you believe the nerve of that guy!"
So,
the bodyguard leaves it at that,
and I drive away...
But,
I notice that he's following me
in a--you guessed it
--a big SUV!...
So,
I turn a couple of ways,
and then...
I lose him...
by...
...successfully making it under a tanker truck!
Now,
I hurry to my private parking space,
which just happens to be close
to the Hotel
that I need to get to...
And after changing clothes and hair in the process,
I enter the Hotel,
then go to the penthouse level,
and punch in the code!
Next,
I enter the torn up room
and retrieve the briefcase hidden under the mattress
that the other agents missed.
Oh, my Gosh!
Will you look at that
view!
But...
I can't lounge around!...
I have to leave now with the case...
So,
I get downstairs...
And one of those guys is in the lobby!
So,
I duck into a nearby room...
And some guys are talking
and they come into the room!
Now,
I quickly duck into a closet
and hurriedly undo the air vent
and I gymnastically shimmy
into the AC duct with the briefcase,
close the air vent,
and move down the vent labyrinth
and exit the building
by opening the vent gate to the outside!
Whew!
So now,
I walk to my
other, non-obvious car...
...but I feel so...
...and painfully vulnerable!...
But, nonetheless,
I make it
and drive off!
However,
in my hurry to get away, I
have to put
"the pedal to the metal!"
Now,
I look at the brief case
And, wow...I need a key!
...then all of a sudden I feel something in
my bra scratching me...
So, I dig in there...
And it's the case key!...
That Sandy put there,
probably when we hugged!
Now that I think about it,
that hug did
"fast-light a burning spark in me,
...a fire of urgent need
right down to my always receptive
inner core!
for about five seconds!"
...and that's all because
he had his sly, roaming--and velvety-soft--hands...
...all the way up
in my goodies!...
...purposefully hiding this key!
Tell me...
Do you "gotta luv 'um?"...That Sandy!
Hey, Cupid!
and my hormones alone!
I don't want to be a willing participant
in any of this
"Falling in Love Stuff!"
that is...
...if I can help it!
I always get walloped
and discombobulated
and stretched out
on a conveyor belt
whenever I "Fall In Love!"
Anyways,
telling myself to stick to the point,
I open the case while still driving,
but
I soon pull over
to concentrate...
And
there's a strange
...dried flower, and a piece of paper
with an address and a name.
So,
I drive to the place and
it's a nursery, and I meet a man.
"Hello there, Sir!
Are you Jamalito?" I ask.
"Si, Señora,"he responds.
I hand him the flower and ask,
"Is this an important flower?"
Immediately,
his eyes widen,
and he looks around to see
if any one is looking!
"Lady...where did you get this?"
he begs an answer.
"I got it from a friend...who might be in trouble!," I admit.
"What's so special about it?" I ask.
"This flowering plant is supposed to be a secret...
it's the best medicine for any ailment.
This plant developed and evolved with Mankind
and "Proto-Mankind"
for millions of years!...
...and this, my dear,
not the dog,
is really Man's Best Friend!
Drug companies are trying to kill off this plant,
so only they can "so-called" cure people
after people pay money...
...lots of money!"
And Jamalito continues,
"How'd you get this?...
...There's only one man I know
that knows about this,
and his name is Sandy."
"Sandy told me where this was hidden
before some guys took him away,"
I tell him,
and I'm feeling a little shaky right now.
"Sandy got this plant from a
disappearing mangrove island,
where I'm from,
"that's off the coast of Venezuela,
but it's foggy almost all year,
so people don't really see it...
but, actually...
..."the local people who know,
are afraid to go there,
because strange and dangerous sea creatures
stay around
protecting it!"...
"The plant only grows well there.
I told Sandy to not rush things,
but word is getting out about the wonders
of the medicine
that comes from this plant.
"Lady, you may have to go to that island
and bring back more of this plant...
especially some of the seeds
to see if you can make them germinate!
But Lady...tell no one!...
And,
I hope no one followed you here!"
says Jamalito, who is
starting to perspire a bit,
as he nervously
looks about.
He writes on a piece of paper the name of the island
and its coordinates...
and gives it to me.
"Lady, please, try not to come here...
things are too dangerous--
those people want to keep their billions rolling in!
...and I hope that you see Sandy,
and that he's well!"
"Gracias, Jamalito!" I say as I leave...in a hurry!
So,
I'm driving away, feeling a little down,
but
I do think Sandy is a nice person,
who desperately needs to be saved!
I need a plan, and I need it soon!
I know what I'll do!...
I'll go to the beach!...
but
...a different beach...
...and in a different bikini,
and look out to the horizon,
and figure out
...
And after some
meditative analyzing,
I decide to follow
Jamalito's advice and go to
Venezuela!
So, I travel under an alias, and
after
take off,
everything seems to be okay...
but there is one guy
behind the Lady that I keep an eye on
Then in a while
people are fast asleep!
But, in a little while
we come in
for a nice landing
and I get off of the plane
without a hitch.
Now,
I head to the Marina
in a hurry!
"Hi there, Mam...may I help you?"
"I need to charter you and your boat
to take me to these coordinates, please!" I ask
the boat's Captain...
Sure for the right price," he answers...
So,
I peel off the required cash
and he says, "Thanks much, Miss...
...What's your name?"
I almost make a mistake and say my real name but
At the last microsecond,
I answer, "Janice!"
"And what's yours," I ask
as we get under way.
"I'm Mercury Mike!" he smiles, "What's
a Lady like you doing
out here?"
"OH, I'm just doing some research on
the Mangroves," I answer.
"They have all of those funny looking
monster fish around that area!" he says.
"Yeah...and I can't wait to see them!" I say.
So,
we keep
we finally get to the mangrove
area...
"Whoa!" I say,
as a lot of sea gulls are
feeding on something!
"Here's your scuba stuff, Lady!" the captain says,
like he wants me to hurry up!
So, I get in the
water and...
"Golly!...
...Stingray Hangout!
Now...
looking around the mangrove roots,
OMG!
"There's lots of these little plants!"
And there are other plants
and fish all around!
So, I gather as much as I can
in a pouch!
Now,
I go back up to the surface and
"WT _!"
I scream!...That jerk
left me out here!
So, switching into survival mode...
I start to seek shelter in the Mangrove!
What's this?
Now, Aleece thinks, "I'm getting hungry...hey
...there's some fruit!"
"I'll have to take a chance and
eat it!...or nothing!"
But while munching...
it suddenly...
starts to
rain
with a
Vengeance!
"What shall I do now?"
"I must remember why and for whom I am doing this!"
"And use my "Nicole Factor" Strength!"
"The Devil has been defeated so,
I know that I will make it!
I must...
...embrace...
the difficulties of
my adventures!"
So,
"Bring It On!"
"Stay strong sister!...because
coincidentally...I
met Hollywood at the Beach, too!"
May you have many...
"Aiiieee, mi amour...
Jag använder inte älskling med dig längre!
Du ställer mig för mycket!
..."Here I am...
I have a lot to offer!
And maybe people will accept my efforts!
You might say that
I'm married to my work!
But I'm doing what The World and I need!
Somebody has to help those that are in need...
that can't fend for themselves!
So to you, my Fellow World Citizens,
I say,
..."Roses are red
and
violets are blue
oh...the dreams I
Have Of You!"...
..."Yes, Dr, Report...
when you are doing Dental Work
in my mouth,
I look into your eyes
and
I have Beautiful Dreams!"...
..."Yes, Hollywood...
the Dreams that you promote
are fantasy finishes
to real life!"...
..."Hi, Doctor Report, I'm Sandra...
and I am in the Dental School Class
right behind yours!
Can you do me a favor?...
Can I carry your books one day,
just to make the other
girls in my class jealous?...
..."Now, Hollywood...
let me get this straight...
...you're promising me a Rose Garden?"...
..."OMG!...I read some of your
"Emotional Rollercoaster" poetry online
and...
I Love it!...
but, are you
really talking about us?"...
...smiles!
D J 'Wood!...
...now that I know that you're
good on the turntables...
I think that I'll
I wonder if
the
tables have been turned on you?"
"HSR...
so you want to try My
"Pop The Cherry Jubilee" lipstick flavor again,
...well...
...let's have at it!"
"It's okay, Hollywood,
to keep on following me too close and
bumping into me...
I'm used to you doing it!"
"So, I'm your last patient, Dr. Report?
Well, I'll show you that you
saved the best for last!"
"Now that the show's over,
"Good...
Now that the Eagle has landed...
all I need now is
The World's Best Dental Adventure Blog!
Dentistry And Second Life!
Dental Fairy Tales!
A Thousand And One Dental Nights!
Adventures In Dentistry!
Dental Stories
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