"Gotcha!...You're in Our Realm, now!...And there's No Escape...that is...until you finish!...But don't worry...
you'll like it!...
"Really, Hollywood...
...you have...
the best "Box Of Chocolates!"
Dr. Report,
I heard about
the exciting
time that you had
in the
"Bermuda Triangle Saga"
And I was Thinking!...
I do want to
"Sail The Lovely Waters Of The World With You!"
but,
"I hope that you
like Black and White...
with...a little bit of
Red!
...Hollywood...
"I must admit that
when
I was
in your office Waiting Room
I was also deeply
Meditating, and
OMGosh!...
"Nirvana Never Felt So Good!""
"Hey, Dr. Report!...
What cha doing?...
Oh, boy!...
...here comes My Ex!"
Hey...you and your
"try not to mess up today...but...if you do...
it's not the End Of The World, right?"
smiles
are just
In Awe and
being Thankful!
Believe it or not...
Today's Fairy Tale
is told to you by a
knowledgable Baby
who is trying to
warn us!
Leave it to "Bright-Idea" HSR to
clean around the house...
even if it takes him
multiple tries!
And
in many ways Life
shall only get harder
for him,
as exemplified in this next
short,
last seen in
"You'll Smile Too!...When You See The Sunsets That I See…In Cancun! Part 1.,"
WHERE HSR
AND HIS GIRLFRIEND
ARE TAKING A SHORT TRIP
IN THE SEA
OFF OF
CANCUN
FOR A GOOD TIME...
...AND THEY
ARE HOLDING HANDS
AND
JUST LAYING BACK
ON THE DECK
IN THE COOL SUN AND BREEZE,
AND THEY DOZE OFF FOR A WHILE,
BUT THEY ARE
AWAKENED WHEN THEY HIT
AN UNDERWATER
SAND BAR,
SO THEY ARE STUCK!...
NOW,
HSR LEANS OVER THE BOAT
TO SEE IF HE CAN
SIMPLY PUSH THE BOAT
AWAY FROM THE SAND,
BUT,
IN TRYING SO,
HIS KEYS FALL OUT OF HIS POCKET
AND UNDERWATER
ONTO THE SHALLOW SAND,
SO,
HE JUMPS OUT OF THE BOAT,
WHICH IS STILL STUCK,
AND HOLDS HIS BREATH, AND GOES DOWN
A LITTLE BENEATH THE SURFACE
AND RETRIEVES HIS KEYS,
BUT HIS EYES CATCH SOMETHING
GLEAMING ON THE SIDE,
AND HE TURNS AND LOOKS...
AND...
IT'S A REAL GOLD COIN!...
AND
HE TURNS AND LOOKS
ANOTHER WAY...AND
HE SEES MORE!...
SO,
HE COMES BACK UP FOR AIR
AND THEN
GOES STRAIGHT DOWN AGAIN,
AND HE GETS A LOT MORE...,
ABOUT FIFTY MORE,
AND PUTS THEM IN HIS POCKETS,
AND HSR THINKS TO HIMSELF,
"WELL, I'LL BE!"...
BUT,
WHEN HE COMES BACK UP,
HE NOTICES THAT HIS BOAT
AND HIS GIRLFRIEND
HAVE JUST DRIFTED AWAY,
AND
IT'S TOO FAR
FOR HIM TO SWIM,
SO,
HE LETS OUT A SHOUT
TO HER
AND THEN
HE WHISTLES
LIKE HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
(WHICH IT DOES!),
AND TO HIS SURPRISE
A HAPPY-LOOKING DOLPHIN
QUICKLY
COMES OVER TO HIM!...
..AND
EVEN
DOES A COUPLE OF TRICKS
FOR HIM!...
AND HSR IS HAPPY TO SEE ALL OF THIS,
AND SAYS,
"COME HERE, DOLPHEE, BABY!...
I GOTTA GET BACK TO MY SHIP!...
AND THE DOLPHIN...OMG!...
SEEMS TO UNDERSTAND
WHAT'S GOING ON,
SO
THE DOLPHIN COMES BY
HSR,
AND HE PUTS HIS ARM AROUND
THE BIG "SAVIOR" FISH...
AND THEY BOTH HEAD ON OVER
TO THE DRIFTING BOAT,
HOWEVER,
WHEN THEY GET THERE,
AND HSR GOES ONTO THE BOAT,
HE DISCOVERS THAT HIS GIRLFRIEND
ISN'T THERE,
SO
HE LOOKS AROUND AND
BARELY CATCHES A GLIMPSE
OF A CIGARETTE BOAT
QUICKLY PEELING AWAY...
..."OH, NO!,"
SCREAMS HSR,
"I'VE GOT TO GET MY BABY BACK!...
IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE HEADED
STRAIGHT TO THE
"COON" (CANCUN)!...
DANG...
NO CELL PHONE,
SO I CAN'T CALL AHEAD TO THE POLICE....
WELL,
I'LL JUST SAIL ON BACK
AND FIND HER...
AND THEN...
SEE WHAT THE HECK
IS GOING ON!...
OK...
A SORT-OF-SAD HSR
HEADS ON BACK
TO THE SHORE...
AND HE SEES
THAT THE DOLPHIN
IS STILL
MOVING ALONG SIDE HIM...
NOW,
HSR IS REALLY THANKFUL
TO HIS
DOLPHIN FRIEND FOR SAVING HIM,
SO HE
OPENS A CAN OF
A SORT-OF-SAD HSR
HEADS ON BACK
TO THE SHORE...
AND HE SEES
THAT THE DOLPHIN
IS STILL
MOVING ALONG SIDE HIM...
NOW,
HSR IS REALLY THANKFUL
TO HIS
DOLPHIN FRIEND FOR SAVING HIM,
SO HE
OPENS A CAN OF
SARDINES, AND
AND THROWS A COUPLE
TO THE DOLPHIN!...
AND THE DOLPHIN
LIKES IT SO MUCH,
IT GESTURES,
"GIMME MORE!,"
WHICH HSR PROMPTLY DOES!...
AND LOOK!...
...THE WORD IS OUT..
BECAUSE
A LOT MORE DOLPHINS ARE
HEADED HIS WAY!
AND THEY ARE DOING
LOTS OF TRICKS TO
GET SOME FOOD!...
AND, OF COURSE, HSR
OPENS A LOT MORE
CANS AND
FEEDS THEM...
AND AFTER
HE REACHES ONE OF
THE CANCUN
MARINAS
AND
WHEN HE GETS THERE,
HE
GOES DOWN THE
WALK WAY A BIT
AND ASKS THIS LADY,
"EXCUSE ME, MISS...
HAVE YOU SEEN A
YELLOW
CIGARETTE BOAT?"
AND SHE SAYS, "NO, SIR...SORRY!"
AND THEN
HE ASKS
THIS
PADDLE BOARDER,
AND SHE
HASN'T SEEN ONE LIKE THAT EITHER...
THEN
HE SEES THIS ONE GUY
AND HE SAYS,
"I'VE SEEN ONE AROUND...
AT TWO MARINAS DOWN
TO THE SOUTH...
WHAT DO YOU WANT THOSE CIGARETTE-BOAT PEOPLE FOR?......
I ASK YOU
BECAUSE,
YOU MAY NOT WANT TO
MESS WITH THOSE PEOPLE!
...
DO THEY HAVE SOMETHING
OF YOURS?" HE CONTINUES...
AND HSR SAYS,
"THEY TOOK MY GIRLFRIEND
FROM MY BOAT IN THE WATER!"
THEN THE GUY STARES A
LITTLE HARDER
AT HSR
AND ASKS,
"WHERE DID YOU MEET THIS WOMAN,
MAY I INQUIRE?"
"I MET HER
...HERE...
IN THE
"COON,"
EXPLAINS HSR...
"BE CAREFUL, SON...
THEY HAVE
SOME "SCAMISTS" DOWN HERE!...
ONE OF THE MANY
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
DOWN HERE
WILL
MAKE YOU THINK
THAT LIFE
HAS
NEVER BEEN SO GOOD!
THEN
SUDDENLY,
HER PEOPLE TAKE HER,
THEN CALL YOU AND
DEMAND A
FAKE RANSOM!
THAT SCHEME
WORKS SOMETIMES!...
WATCH!...
YOU'LL GET A PHONE
CALL...
PRETTY SOON!"
HE FINISHES...
AND AT THAT MOMENT,
HSR'S CELL PHONE RINGS,
AND AFTER ABOUT
FIVE SECONDS OF LISTENING...
HSR LOOKS
BACK AT THE GUY AND
SMILES
AND MOTIONS,
"IT'S THEM...ASKING!"...
Love Toothbrush®
"Hurry up and catch It...
..."afore it gets away!"
"OMGosh!...
Hi there!...
Oh...you're Doctor Pearlodont?...
You're Beautiful!
I love your tall
Building,
your Building's
Atrium,
and your
Waiting Room!
...
My buddies at work
say that you're the Best!...
...I'm here for a checkup!"
Good Morning and Thank You
for the Compliment!...
Yes, I'm Dr. Pearlodont...
and you're...
Mr.
...
Mr. Benn!
Well, Mr. Benn...
...how often do you floss?
I can tell a lot
about a
Handsome Man just by
looking at his gums!"
"OMGosh!..
I'm handsome to you?
OMGosh!...Great!
I like to floss
"Virtual Reality"
Everyday!...
Well, I'm glad that
I finally got
an Appointment...
You're booked
solid for months!
I just hope that you
are as easy on the "Teeth"
as you are
on the "Eyes!"
And I notice that
your fees are way above
all the other Dentists
in the area!"
"I know...I'm an Outlier Dentist!...
however,
I will
go to the "Ends Of The Earth"
to maximize your smile...
your COA...
...but,
if a person really requires quality
above all else, then
Price Is No Object!"
"Okay...
but...
what's a
COA?...
I've never heard of that!"
"That stands for
Cosmetic Oral Anatomy!
And Mr. Benn...
I like your
Golden-Proportioned
Set Of Teeth, too!"
"I bet that
you say that
to all the guys!"
"No," says Dr.
Pearlodont,
"Just the handsome ones!...
It might seem that I'm rather forward with you,
and...
even flirting,
Mr. Benn,
but...
where have you
"Benn"
all my life?"
"You're Funny!...
I could tell you
Over Dinner
one night!"
"Mr. Benn, I'm not
working your
expectations up
to let you down...
I'm just engaging you
to get excited
about me
and my
Dentistry...
...so that you won't want to
go any where else!...
...
I looked at your x-rays,
and,
Mr. Benn,
you have perfect teeth!
...No fillings and
no new cavities...
on the -x-rays!...
Let's take a good look inside, now...
shall we?"
"Well, I try to
be so clean,
that
I won't catch anything...and
people can't catch
anything
from me!...
Go ahead, Doc...
and examine away!
"Mr. Benn...before I start,
is there a Woman in
"Thanks to you...
I have one now!"
"Mr. Benn...
I don't think that you
could afford my tastes!"
"Maybe so, maybe not, but...
now I'll open
My Mouth...
and My Wallet for you,
Dr. Pearlodont!...
...go ahead...
I won't bite!"
"Promises, promises, Mr. Benn...
...let's see right now!"
So, she
leans him back and
thoroughly checks things,
taking a prolonged
and quiet look inside,
then
she "Glistens" his
Perfect-looking Teeth!
"I'must say that you have some
really nice
Teeth, Sir!
Too bad I
won't be able to make
a Gazillion Dollars off
of your Mouth...but...
there are plenty of others!
Here, take this charge slip to my Secretary...
and I
shall see you later, Sir!...
Maybe six months...
or if you like...
...sooner!...
Bye, Mr. Benn!"
Now, Mr. Benn thinks,
as he walks to the Front Desk,
"I have to pay an
Arm and a Leg
for my
Mouth!
But she sure is "Hot!"
And my Mouth is
"Ecstatically Clean!"
I just hope that
I can afford my Bill!
But
Doctor Pearlodont
Loves me...I can tell!"
"Mr. Benn,"
says the Payment Secretary...
It has been a Pleasure serving you! ...
Will that be cash, check, or charge?
And...
if there's any
question with the payment...
Mrs. Payne, right there,
will help you!"
Now,
Mrs. Payne gives Mr. Benn
her
"Patented and Practiced, No Nonsense Stare!
So, Mr . Benn
quickly
writes out a check.
then leaves!
And,
although he's
on a Happy Cloud Nine
as he exits,
he tells himself,
"I gotta run fast and put some
money in my checking account to
cover that cost...
because...
Mrs. Payne...
looks like
She Can Hurt Somebody!"
May you have many...
...Now, don't get me wrong,
Dr. Report...
I like the Sea and boats and water and stuff...
but
...I'm really a dedicated Landlubber!"...
..."This World is not
an easy one to
survive in!
We wake up each
morning,
and there's a new chance
to push things further along!
But it depends on your starting point!
...and if you have support along the way!
Most of us at the
"Bottom of the Pyramid"
and a little further up,
work for everything that we can get,
if we have the
mental and physical capacity
to do so!
And those of us at the
"Top of the Pyramid"
should
act like they care
more for others...
but they don't!...
All I can say is...
"Lord Help Us All!""...
...smiles!
"There you are, HSR...finally!
As you know...
...it's...
"Piece Time!""
"We Love futbol!
And the World Cup proves that
futbol is probably the
best
Physical Conditioner
for the body
to help you
"Hang In There And Win!""
"My Sugar Hollywood...
Again...
don't worry too much
about this
World Dance Competition!
We've done our Routine
lots and lots of times!
And...
like all the other Competitions...
I like to think about
the Big Trophy!"
Meanwhile...Back at the Hot Weather's Cool Shady Spot!...
"OMG!...
Vaetild!...
Is that you?...I haven't seen you since
my Summer in Moscow!
You are
looking Fabulous, as usual!"
"Doctor Report! How nice to see you!...
You must be in your
Third Year of
Dental School, no?
All the girls still ask about you!
Are you in Moscow for a while?"
"Yes!...for a week...for a
Pediatric Dentistry Forum!
You're still in Veterinary School, right?"
OMGosh!...you remember!
I'm specializing in
spaying and neutering!"
"I'd Love
to get together with you,
Vaetild...
but...
when we do...
let's not
"Talk Shop," okay!"
"Agent Report!...
I can't believe you're here!
I heard that a
group of
Female Intelligence Agents
tried to abduct you
and wisk you away
to another Country!"
"Hey, Nicolyla!
They did!
I was in Blogostovia for two weeks!
They wanted
some of my trade secrets!"
"Well, you seem to be in good Health and Spirits!
During your "Ordeal.",
did they torture you
or make you do stuff?
...and how did you escape?"
"They had a
Rogue Operation
going on!
These four Women
wanted to know
what I do to make me
so successful
in extracting information
from Female Agents!
So I told them and showed them that
Love and Understanding
can get one further
than
Painful Methods
during an interrogation!"
"Did you do convincing demonstrations to
all of them,
in
intimate detail?"
"I was forced to!
But after all of it was over...
they said that they would let me live!...
But,
only if I return to Blogostovia
at the end of the month!
...but there are a
couple of aspects of these
Protocols that
I would like to refine!
Can I practice it on you?"
"Sure...let's start
immediately!
But I
only ask that you
"Spill All The Beans!""
"Whoa!...
I Love
the way we
Shake The Samba!'
"Although an
"In-The-Trenches"
Hygienist's
Work is Never Done...
...I'm on Vacation!"
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