...but a...Good Time!"
"Dang, Hollywood!
...where'd you learn
to do "That!"
I gotta
get a Reboot!"
"Wow, HSR,
that's
a very interesting Story!
Please
tell me...
what you did next?"
"Good!...You're here!
To verify that You are You,
please
take your Thumb and
touch me on the Screen...Don't worry!...
Only Imposters
will be
Shocked!"
"Agent Report!...
I just got
my hands on some
Corporate Espionage Secrets
that you seek!
But I Warn you...
that using your
Infamous Interrogation
Tactics
is the only way
that you'll
get me to Talk!"
"HSR,
My Honey Bee Man,
will be here
...any moment now!"...
You and your
"hopefully, in this Life,
we can be more
Happy
than
Sad!"
smiles
are
Just Counting
OMG!...Today's Glorification
is brought to you by
some
Fiery
Preachers
that
"Get
Involved"...
and get the
Congregation
Involved, too!
All the way
to
"The Max!"
And I'm sure that
you'll view the Info Today
with
Rapt
Attention!
"So, HSR...
You went to the
South Pole
Last week!
"Well,
How's It Going So Far!"
We hope that
for HSR's sake,
it's "So Far So Good!"
And, once again...
HSR's gotta make some
Cold Hard Cash to
pay for Dental School!
And he's sometimes
forced to walk
the Dogs
in the neighborhood!
But walking them can be fun!
And the walkers can really
get into it!
Yes!...
there's
more than one way to
walk a Pooch!
And some people can
even "Multitask!"
Some dogs are well trained
and can
pick up
where their Owners
leave off!
Others may see
this chore as a
chance to
get to know
the neighborhood!
And some dogs
don't even need
a leash!
Drones may not necessarily be
the best way to
get them
around the block!
And some little ones are just
Too Cute!
This one wants to walk
and doesn't care
about the Snow!
Now, let's not forget about
those that just
don't want to go anywhere!
...and get
tired easily!
This one tries to
help its owner change
a tire so it can
Ride Instead!"
Be careful about
what you do
in front of your Dog!
It will
try to do what you do
and maybe
even better!
Just remember...
some dogs
don't want to be
used as
a Mule by HSR!
And don't let
Great Grandma
walk
the "Big Ones!"
So,
after HSR
is finished...
he
can sit back
and have
his Emu
exercise his own dog,
while he sips
on a drink!
WELL,
HSR IS
TAKING IT EASY THERE,
BUT HE'S GONNA
HAVETA
DO HARD WORK
IN A LITTLE BIT,
BECAUSE
TO EARN SOME "DUCKETS"
TO PAY FOR HIS DENTAL EDUCATION
AT
"U. S. "MF" C."
DENTAL SCHOOL,
HE'S GONNA
WORK AT
THE ZOO!
ONE GOOD THING
THAT HSR
HAS IN HIS FAVOR, THOUGH,
IS THAT HE
SEEMINGLY
CAN "COMMUNICATE"
WITH THE ANIMALS!
HE CAN SORT OF
FEEL WHAT
THEY WANT TO SAY!
...WHICH WILL HELP HIM
STAY SAFE, A LITTLE BIT!
SO AT THE ZOO,
HSR PASSES THE TESTS
AND
IS PUT TO WORK
ALMOST IMMEDIATELY!
BUT HE KNOWS
ALREADY TO
STAY AWAY FROM THE
DANGEROUS
LIONS, TIGERS, AND BEARS, RIGHT?
LET'S HOPE SO!
SO,
HIS FIRST ASSIGNMENT IS TO
OBSERVE THE ANIMALS
AND CLEAN UP
WHERE NEEDED!
OKAY!...
HE COMES TO THE PANDAS FIRST
AND
"ISN'T THAT CUTE!" HSR THINKS
TO HIMSELF!
THEN HSR CAN SENSE THE
PAPA BEAR ASK,
"HEY...YOU GOT A TREAT FOR ME?"
"SURE, BUDDY," SAYS HSR.
AND JUST LIKE THAT HSR
HAS A NEW FRIEND!
WHOA!
IT LOOKS LIKE
TWO FRIENDS NOW!
NOW HSR IS TASKED WITH
SOME ORAL HYGIENE!
"I CAN DO THIS WITH
MY EYES CLOSED!"
THIS OSTRICH ASKS HSR,
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?...
...I'M THE BOSS AROUND HERE!...
...AND THE SOONER YOU KNOW THAT..
...THE BETTER!...
...DO YOU
UNDERSTAND!"
NOW HSR JUST LOVES ELEPHANTS!
BUT HE CAN'T WALK
WITH THEM YET...
HE CAN ONLY CLEAN UP
BEHIND THEM FOR NOW!
WOW!
THIS ONE SURE IS
A BIG HELP!
"WHERE YOU GOIN', HSR...
WE HAVE
TWENTY-FIVE ELEPHANTS HERE!...HA HA!
OMG! A
A RUBBER-NECKED ANIMAL!
"I'M JUST COOLING IT IN THE SHADE, KEEPER!
TOO BAD THAT YOU
HAVE TO WORK...
...AND I CAN LOUNGE AROUND
ALL DAY!...
THIS LEOPARD THINKS,
"I HAVE HAD SO
MUCH MEAT THAT
I DON'T FEEL LIKE EATING
THAT KEEPER!...
BUT...
MAYBE LATER!"
THESE PENGUINS
REMIND HSR OF
HIS TIME AT
THE SOUTH POLE LAST TIME!
AND ONE SAYS,
"HEY, MISTER...
YEAH...YOU WITH THE FOOD!
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT!
MAKE OUR DAY!"
NOW, WHEN SOME YOUNG ANIMALS
GET A LITTLE NOSY WITH
OTHER SPECIES,
SOME
FUNNY THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN!
"YOU THE MAN,
MISTER PEACOCK!
THAT'S IT!...SHAKE
A LITTLE TAIL FEATHER!
WHAT'S THIS!...
IT'S THE TIME
OF THE MONTH WHERE
WE DO
PRACTICE DRILLS
TO CORRAL
ESCAPED ANIMALS!
NOW, IT'S LUNCH TIME, BUT
AFTER THAT,
I DO THE SNAKES AND THE...!
"A Lot of People are glad that their
Eyes Work!"
The Young Gabriela Padurariu,
the protagonist of our Story,
is deeply embroiled in Drama!
As a Beautiful
Undergraduate
University Student
in Romania, she
excels in all of her
Courses and plans to be a
Serious Lawyer in Europe.
But Mechanisms which
she does not know about,
are in the works to have her
become a Legal Voice,
Big Time,
in Europe
and
the World!
But her life
has not been easy!
She minds her own business,
and she doesn't party
like a lot of the
other
girls!
But she's doing
Psychology Research
on the graduate level!
Gabriela wants to
see why a lot of
youngsters coming up
wake up like
there are
some major
issues to sort through!
She does have a gut feeling that
"The Digital Age,"
with constant cell phone
and computer use,
is gnawing away
at People's ability
to tell the difference
between
"Real Reality" and
"Perceived Reality!"
And Gabriela wants to
search for answers to
these Present and Future
questions through
Dream Analysis!
There is insight to be gained
by seeing
the basis for
"Bad
Ones" and
just "Strange
Ones!
She has to be careful
with
the confidentiality of
her Scientific Inquiries,
because
even
a University Department Chairman
and a
Graduate Student
secretly want to piggyback
off of her Dream Experiment,
to further their own careers!
So, her Research
has taken her
on several train
rides,
and even relaxing on Campus!
And the thing about Dreams
is that they can happen
whenever our
Subconscious Minds,
which are like the
huge submerged parts of
Icebergs,
are
allowed to surface,
sometimes
"Strange Truths"
become apparent to us!
But it is True that
on a train ride
that sneaky student
plotted and
caught Gabriela's Boyfriend, Radu,
alone, under the influence,
and vulnerable, and...
she had her
"Glorious
Way"
with him!
So, today,
Gabriela is just
relaxing on Campus
and she
sees a nice place
with a Pretty Fountain!
water fountain!
and soon,
with the perfect warmth
and slight wind in the air
and in her hair...
she
nods off!
And it seems like the pent-up
visions
that have wanted to
come out...come out!
And in the Dream,
Gabriela sees something
"Swish By!"
...twice!
Then,
this entity appears next...
and says to Gabriela,
"Lady...
I need to tell you...
...that person who is
flying by you...
...well...
symbolically,
she wants to
come into your life and
take something that you have!
You may want to take
clear action
against her,
to unburden and clear yourself!"
Sensing truth in those words,
Gabriela now
takes new form
and
starts to search for
"That Woman!"
but for now...
she is nowhere
to be found!
Then...
the sounds of the
nearby waterfall
wake Gabriela up!
And it's peaceful
and really quiet now!
But She knows that she has to settle things
back in her dream world!
So Gabriela
closes her eyes once again
and
gets ready to
get that woman
out of her
Earthly
and Ethereal Worlds...
once and for all!
And we ain't talkin'
no
"Pillow Fight!"
...
But Gabriela is having trouble
reentering her somber!
So
she goes to the
Campus Cafeteria
to grab a bite.
But, outside the cafe,
a guy says, "Hi Gabriela, I have
you in My Psych Class...Can
we talk some
about Dreams?"
And she says, "Sure!"
So,
the sit on the grass and
And he says,
"Okay, assuming that a person is raised in a
good and happy and
friendly
environment,
and all of their faculties and
senses are
working,,,
and they start
Dreaming...
...Dreams can be warnings
or pleas to get
something done,
or they can be the Subconscious
just letting off
steam!"
Now Gabriela says,
"Our Dreams help to expose
and uncover us to
our True Selves!
And,
Dr. Jung
proposed that Dreams actually
help to create
equilibrium in our
Waking
Minds, but
when we close our eyes
and
when our Minds are coupled with
Rest and
Reparative Sleep,
maybe the
Brain Waves
and the
Biochemicals of the "Craziness" of
our Dreams are swept away,
leaving
Clean Opportunities to gain
previously unnoticed
insights
and also
so that we can use a
"Fresh Blackboard or Canvas,"
so to speak, to live and feel
our new experiences!...
and...
to maybe free us from any
Cognitive
Dissonances"
"That's pretty heavy, Gabriela!," says the guy..."Hey
I've
got to use
the Men's Room...I'll
be back!"
So, the study partner
goes to rest room,
But, Wait!...
Radu is walking
across a lawn
with
the Grad Student and
he sees Gabriela
and Radu comes over and says
that he's now
leaving with the Grad Student
to another university today
and tells Gabriela
that something just came over him
and that
he is madly In Love with her!
Gabby now thinks
that the
"Neurotropic
Pharmacologicals"
that the Dr. has
(that Dream Enhancing Dust)
maybe what altered
Radu's Mind
and Desires!
Well, Radu tells Gabriela "Bye!"
and leaves and
Gabriela's all sad!
but,
the guy comes back!
"What's wrong Gabriela?" the
Study Partner asks.
"My Boyfriend just dumped me!"
she almost cries...
"Who would want to do that?"
he asks, "you're Beautiful and you're
definitely "Going Places!"...
...That's his loss!"
Then
He sees and twinkle in her
eyes
and
she
sees a twinkle in his
eyes!
I see this Strange Guy
up in that tree,
who fell from out of "The Skies" and
and he really likes to imbibe some
potent
Bucket Orchid Sap!
And Be One With The Jungle!""
May you have many...
..."I Love to
take care of My Body!
And Love is the
Most Important Ingredient!...
...along with the Foods and Water!
I like it that way...
so that...
just
Any Old Thing...
...can't get in!"...
...smiles!
"Was that you
knocking on my window
last night?
All you had to do was call!...
Well, I'm still glad that you came by
because you always
make me feel better!
Same Time, Same Place, Tonight?...
Okay!"...
"HSR's coming in a bit!
...I'm going to see him...
then do some Surfing...
then
see him Some More!...then...
Oh, Please, oh, Please, oh, Please!...
Don't let This Week
end
too Soon!
"Hollywood...there's that
Bloganistan Spy!
...I wouldn't touch her,
but I'd
beat her with
a Ten Foot Pole!"
"Hello!...
You Ladies enjoying My
Party?"
"You know that
I wouldn't
miss this
for the World!"
"I want to see you
"Come Out The Cake!""
"I'll help you clean up
after the Party!...
...just like
Last Year!
Meanwhile...Back At The "Candy" Store!...
"Hey,
Shalala...
what are you doing
after Spy Class today?"
"Oh nothing much!...
I'm going to brush up
on some of my Win-Win
Techniques!..
What are you up to?"
"That's sounds interesting!
And Winning twice
is better than once!...
What's the
Second Win For?"
"Of course, to keep
going stronger
after the
First Time!"
"While I am in such
a Peaceful and Beautiful Place,
I need for
My Body
to assume...
...An Appropriately Beautiful
Body Position!
...And the
Flexing
and Contorting
and
Evolving Positions that I am in
make the
Electric Meridians
All Over My Body Collide,
Short-Circuit, Spark, and Fire!
with a Low-Key and
Chi Perspective!
Dental Hygiene Wars1
"With my "Molecularly-Disruptive"
yet FDA-Approved
Biomimetic Approach,
I can "Easily Fool"
those
"Bad Guys
in the Biofilm"
and
they'll
all be
"Goners!""
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