Dental Establishment!...And ...That Ol'...Dental Hygienist's Group!"...
“Hollywood!...Someone told Me that
‘Mechanized Avatars!’…
...Is that True?
"Hey,
Doctor Report!...
...before the Crowd
gets here...
Let's 'Give It A Twirl!'"...
"Reader!...
I'm So Glad
that You
finally Showed!
I Only
...Have Eyes...
...For You!"
“My Dentist tells
Corny Jokes and
He’s sort of Stiff…
But...
...He Ain’t No Robot!"...
OMGosh...
You and Your
'so...you're going to bet 50
Large just because you took a course in
'The Calculus of Card Counting?''
Smiles
are
just
'So, So Sorry!"
"Gee!...The Episode for Today is
Secretly Handed to you
by a Bona Fide
Spy
on a
Suspicious Train,
but now,
some People are
after you,
and You
just
barely Get Away!
Diving out of an
Airborne Airplane
is not
for Everyone!
But Parachutists
just 'Love It!'
For a short
while in the Sky,
They can do
whatever they
want!
And get
'Supreme Perspectives'
available
no other way!
But...
...back to
'You Know Who!'...
...HSR
usually goes down by
Bodies of Water,
because
Water
is Way Softer
than Ground!
...WHICH IS
THE WAY IT'S
SUPPOSED TO BE!...
...BUT...
THE QUESTION IS...
"WILL HE MAKE IT,
OR
WILL HE MAKE IT...NOT?"...
WELL, I CAN'T ANSWER FOR HIM...
BUT HE'S GONNA GET WHAT'S COMING TO HIM...
...NO MATTER WHAT!...
LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME
AND MAYBE EXTEND (THE TRUTH)
A LITTLE!...
'EXHIBIT A' IS
Songs That
Make Me, And Maybe You,
Smile! Part 1.
IN THAT MULTIVERSE,
AS AN
UP-AND-COMING
DJ, HSR
GETS THE
SCATTERING KALIEDASCOPES
GOING
FULL BLAST,
AND HUGE
AND MYSTERIOUS,
FOG-PRODUCING MACHINES!...
...AND...
DON'T FORGET THE
CRAZY
CONFETTI!
AND SEVERAL COLORS-OF-THE-RAINBOW, FLASHING
DISCO
BALLS, ARE
ROCKING THE PLACE...WITH
SOME DANCERS
AND
HULA
HOOPERS
MAKING THEIR
'BOLD STATEMENTS' ON STAGE!...
AND AS
THE PEOPLE
ARE GETTING DEEPLY
INTO THEIR
TRANCES,
THIS LADY COMES UP
TO HSR AND SAYS,
"HI THERE, HANDSOME!...
YOUR MUSIC MATCHES
WITH MY PULSE RATE!...
WHICH MAKES ME FEEL
'SO NIRVANA!'...
NOW, SHE SAYS,
"HERE'S MY
CARD!...
LET'S GET TOGETHER SOON!"
AND HSR SAYS,
"THANKS!...SOUNDS GOOD!"
THEN,
AFTER A WHILE,
HE FINISHES HIS SET...
THEN PREPARES
TO EXIT...
AND AS HE LEAVES,
SOME OF THE
PARTIERS WAVE,
"SEE YA LATER, DJ REPORT!...THANKS
FOR THE
MIXES!"
NOW,
HSR CALLS
AND
GETS IN
AN UBER RIDE
AND THE LADY DRIVER
SAYS,
"WAIT!...YOU'RE DJ...REPORT!...
HEY...EVERYBODY
KNOWS YOU... AND I JUST
LOVE YOUR MUSIC!...
...WOULD YOU LIKE TO
SEE THE LIGHT SHOW
IN MY CAR?
"SURE," HE GRINS...
"HERE...
SHE LAUGHS, "IT'S
ALMOST LIKE YOUR
LIGHT SHOWS!"
AND THEN SHE SAYS,
"I DO HAVE ONE
REQUEST, THOUGH, DJ REPORT!"..."
"AND WHAT IS THAT?" ASKS HSR...
"MY PLACE IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER!...
AND...
...I WAS WONDERING...
...I HAVE TO MOVE A
PIECE OF FURNITURE
AT MY PLACE,
AND,
I WAS WONDERING IF
YOU CAN HELP ME?,"
SAYS THE SMILING UBER DRIVER...
"OKAY...LET'S DO IT,"
VOLUNTEERS HSR!
SO, HE GOES UP
TO HER PLACE
AND
HELPS HER WITH
THE FURNITURE!...
...TO BE CONTINUED!...
"Yes!...
...Next Time it Rains,
Barely open Your Eyes and Look Up
Into The 'Sky Showers!'
"Good Day, People!...
You know...
Dentistry is an
Important Part
Of Our Lives!
But...There are
Changes 'A-Brewin'!'
...Computers...and especially...Robots...
are Gaining a Foothold in Our
Profession!
Sure Our Advances and Our
Imaginations
are making
Robots
more Fun
and
Strange
and even
Entertaining!
But...
Given a little more
Time and
Better Programming,
these Robots will
replace Humans at
many Jobs!
And they'll get better
at Sports!
Robots are already
having Good Times at
our Most Pristine
Beach Getaways!
And Robots can
easily
become
'Objects of
Our Kindness and Affections!'
One of the things that
Robots use
with much Success
is
the Laser!
However,
We must
remember
that Lasers
can be
High Energy and
Dangerous at
Short
and Long Distances!
But,
We may be making a
Big Mistake in
trying to make
Robots act
and look
like Humans!...
We,
unknowingly,
may be ushering in a
'Big Anthropomorphic
Mess!'
And Computers,
even like Humans,
Fight Amongst Themselves!
But,
anyway,
some Dentists,
in the Best Interest of Science,
have and are
Training Robots
to do Dental Work
on People!
But...
as you know...
sometimes things
'Go Wrong!....
Especially
where
Electricity
is
concerned!
You see,
Circuit Boards,
the Brains of
Computers,
may
Overload...
and
'Malfunction!'...
That's Right!...
...You've had to
'Reboot'
your stuff before, right?
So,
a Team From Asia
directed a Computerized Robot
to perform an
Oral Surgical
Procedure!...and,
with the Proper Backup,
everything
went well
and the Patient
had 'No
Problems!'
But not all Encounters are
Perfect and 'Without Incident!'
Take this one
Human-Unaided Computer,
For Example...
...This 'RoboDentist'
comes into the Room,
and says,
"Good Day, Mr. Jones,
The Human Dentist
couldn't make it in
today,
so,
I'm
going to
'Fix Things'
for you!"
And the Patient responds,
"I don't want
you touching Me
One Bit!...
...or I'll Byte!...I saw
what you did to
My
Sister!"
Now the RoboDentist says,
"Now, now, Mr. Jones,
that's
no way to act!..You're a
Grown Man!...
Now,
lets, see...
it says that
We are doing...
...six fillings and
two extractions!"
Then,
the RoboDentist asks
his
Assistant 'Bitobyte,'
..."You're getting the Scalpel Ready?"
And Assistant Bitobyte says,
"Yes, Doctor...It's as
sharp as a Tack!"
"Doctor!...I demand that you
let Me
Go!"
Then,
the RoboDentist says,
and
instead of using Instruments,
'It' relies on a 'SuperLaser!'
which burns away
Tissues and Stuff
Indiscriminately!
But...
...Wait!...
There's a
Flurry of Commotion!...
Now,
the Patient feels and finds out
that
His mouth is
getting more
______ Up (messed Up?)
and that
Others
have suffered through
'Malfunctions,' too!
Now,
the patient jumps out the chair
and starts
to Leave...
and another Person in the Hallway
goes,
"Oh,
______! Your...Face!"......
And the Patient is
So Angry
that...
If Looks
and Stares could Kill,
that RoboDentist
would get
'Wasted'
like This
or
like
This...Or
The Patient
willl
call in his
Best Buddy Hero
For Payback!
So,
we need to be careful
and we
need to stay
Cognizant and
Vigilant
as we entrust more and more
Responsibilities...
...To Robots!
Remember,
Robots may
evolve
Rudimentary,
or even Acute
'Synthetic Emotions'
and become
Jealous,
Envious,
and Competitors
to
Us Humans!
But,
back to the RoboDentist...
I bet that,
if a Human doesn't Pay
the Dental Bill,
The RoboAssistant
is probably gonna be
'Pretty Angry!'
I feel that,
when it comes to
Robots in Dentistry,
'Don't Stretch your
Self'...
and
'Don't Stretch
Your
Luck!'"
May you have many...
"Wait!...
Hollywood...is that You!
You Look The Same,
but...
Your Eyes...
They have a
Very Strong and Determined Look!"...
..."Doctor Report!...
A Dangerous-Looking Woman
is here in the
Waiting Room For You...
She says that
She's from the
'Spy Headquarters!...Shall I
let Her In?"...
..."We must continue to Be Safe
on Our Ways
to and from
Work or School or Whatever
We do!
Because if there is
an Accident,
We can't just
'Back Time Up'
and
Prevent that Accident!...
...We must Be Careful and
and Be Patient!...
That way,
We'll
All Arrive Safely!"...
..."OMGosh...Doctor Report...
You'd like to have me
Work in Your Office?...
...Great!...
May I
ask,
what are some of the
Fringe Benefits?"...
...smiles!
"Just like we have
Medical and
Dental Insurance...
Well...
This is My
'Anti-Robot Insurance!"
That's Right!...Eat Your
Veggies...
...and...
...Keep Them Down!...
Meanwhile...Back At The Shindig
Where People Are Dancing Madly,
Like They Are Trying To 'Get
Something Out!'....
Dental Hygiene Wars!
There's one of the
'Big Bosses'
of the Oral Microbiome...
This One Should Be Easy!"...
"I'm So Good at this
that
I can
Fight them
Blindfolded!"
"I have always wanted
to be a
Hygienist!
And I hope that
you will
Accept me into
Your School Of War!"
"You say that
Your Name is
Doctor Report?...
Well, on our way to the
'Battles,'
Our Autonomous Robot Vehicle
Went Crazy!
Can You give Us Shelter
from the Snow?...Thanks!...
OMGosh!...
...And you say that
You're here
by Yourself?"
Welcome!...
As a Benefit...
All
Hygiene War Fighters
Get
Free Tatoos...
if You Like!"
"Hollywood!...Im so Glad that
You Could Stop By!...
I'm taking a
Three Week Break
from
'The Wars!"
"Hey, Sisters!...
I'm Going to try
this New Batch of
Polymorphonucleocytes
on Them!"
"I'm just
Itchin' to
get back into
the Battlefield!...Cause today...
I got a
'Bad Attitude!'"
"I just got off My Shift!...
...and...I...
'Kicked Major A", today!"
"I have Fought in
These Wars
for over
50 Years!...
...And...
No Two Battles are the Same!"
"Well,
just because
This Treat
is gonna Start Wars
in Everybody's Mouth,
I Ain't Gonna Spoil
The Party!"
"Hey...
Just Wait until the
Year 2119,
I'll still be here...
...With A
Big Surprise
For You All!"
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