“ _ _ _ _ !...I Gotta…Keep Runnin’!...Can’t Let…Those Humans...Capture Me!...They’ll Be…Poking And Prodding…All Around…Me And My…
...Big Tooth!”…
"I must say...
that 'Big Tooth'
is sort of
Cute!...
...I wish him luck ,
...and in Many Ways...
...he holds the Future Promise
for his Species!"
"'Big Tooth' sort of
reminds me of Doctor Report!
He doesn't go out of
his way to
'mess with' People
and make them
feel bad!
You might even say that
He's a
'Personal Little
Teddy Bear!'"
'Oh...Hey, Girl!...I gotta get off this Phone!...Hollywood just walked Up...
...I'll call you right back!"...
"...Hey Hollywood!...
...Whatcha know good?...Besides...
You and me!"
Doctor Report!...
...A Girl named Bibiana from
Venice, Italy
asked me to tell you that
She wants You to
come back and
see Her and Her Sister!"
"Thank You so
Very Much,
Mister Air in the Atmosphere!...
You are so nutritious to
All of Us!
For all of our Lives,
we take frequent 'Sips'
of You, All Day and All night!
...I wonder...where
We
would we be without You?"
"Last week I told HSR
that I am grateful that he
carries my books
when We walk Home!"
"What am I doing?...
...I'm just...
'Swaying To Your Music!'"
"If I was in the Forest...
...and I saw
Big Foot or Big Tooth...
...or even both at
the same Time...
run so fast
that
"I'm friends with
most of the
Animals in the Forest,
and
...it's the Truth that
Big Tooth...
wouldn't hurt a Fly!"
You and Your
'I thought I saw a Monster with Big Teeth
but it was just
My Imagination'
Smiles
are
breathing
Sighs of Relief
that
Things Are Okay!
Your
'don't be scared of the many things in the Woods'
Episode
is brought to you by
that might be scary
under the Bed!
HSR's Buddies told him
not to get
in a beer contest with her...
but he didn't listen!...
Now, he has to
Do What She Says!
We'll, HSR got himself
into that situation...
...I guess that he'll
have to
'extricate' Himself out of that...
...if He is so inclined!...
Now,
he still might get himself
'into something' without
knowing it,
because,
today, He wants to
CHECK OUT
LIFE
AT
THE WORLD-FAMOUS
VENICE BEACH,
WHERE
'UNUSUAL THINGS HAPPEN'
WITH REGULARITY!
AND HE JUST WANTS
TO
CHECK OUT THE SCENE
WHILE
RELAXING IN A
NICE
LOUNGING AREA!...
...SO,
HE MAKES IT ON OVER TO
VENICE,
AND HE SEES SOME NICE
MURALS,
AND AN
ON GOING
MUSCLE/BIKINI
CONTEST,
AND ONE LADY ASKS
HIM,
"ARE YOU THE PERSON
THAT
IS ASSIGNED TO
PUT THE SUNSCREEN
ON US?"
AND NOT WANTING TO GET INTO ANY
TROUBLE, HE REPLIES,
"NO...I'M NOT, BUT I'LL STILL HELP!"
HOWEVER,
SHE SAYS,
"THAT'S OKAY...
...I'LL JUST WAIT
FOR MY REGULAR
SUNSCREEN GUY....HE KNOWS HOW TO DO
IT JUST PERFECTLY!"
SO, HE WALKS A LITTLE MORE
AND HE
JUST LOVES THE
BEAUTIFUL
NATURALNESS
OF THE PLACE,
WITH ITS
PRETTY
ROLLERSKATERS
HAVING ALL
SORTS OF FUN!...
...AND...
JUST DON'T
GET IN THE WAY!
"HI THERE, SIR...
...HAVE I EVER
SEEN YOU BEFORE?"
AND HSR SAYS,
"I DON'T THINK SO,
BECAUSE I WOULD DEFINITELY
REMEMBER YOU!...BUT...
YOU DO REMIND ME
OF A
FRIEND BACK HOME!"
THEN,
HE KEEPS ON WALKING
AND SEES SOME
'BEER GAMES,'
AND
SOME WOMEN
TACKLING
A
QUARTERBACK...
AND SOME WOMEN
SAYING,
"HELLO, CUTIE!"
AND THERE'S
MORE
'CAREFREE SILLINESS!'
NOW,
HSR DECIDES TO
FIND A SEAT
AND REST A WHILE
AND A LADY NOTICES HIM
AND SAYS,
"HI THERE...PLEASE COME AND
HAVE A SEAT!...
RIGHT NEXT TO ME
AT MY TABLE!...YOU KNOW...
...IT'S ALMOST
LIKE...
...I'VE BEEN
WAITING FOR YOU!"
"OH...THAT'S VERY
KIND OF YOU, MISS...
...I'M HOLLYWOOD...HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT...AND YOUR NAME IS?"
"I'M SVETLANDIA...
SVETLANDIA
BUSCALIA!...AND ...
THIS IS MY FIRST TIME HERE!...
...AND...
I MUST SAY THAT...SIR...
YOUR EYES GO WELL
WITH THE
BLUE
WATERS
OF THE OCEAN!"
"WHY THANK YOU,
SVETLANDIA...AND YOUR HAIR...
IT'S CARESSED BY THE
OCEAN BREEZE...LIKE..."
"LIKE WHAT?" SHE SMILES...
"LIKE THE
LOVE OF
MOTHER NATURE!'...
"YOU'RE SO SWEET,
MISTER HOLLYWOOD!"
AND THIS MUTUAL ADMIRATION
GOES ON AND ON...AND...
THIS IS JUST
AN EXAMPLE OF
THE MAGIC THAT
REALLY CAN HAPPEN
AT
THE ONE AND ONLY...
...VENICE BEACH!
Love Toothbrush®
"We can make our Own Monsters in Our Minds...And as Big
as We want them to be!"
just keep
rolling in!
The Phenomenon known as
Big Tooth,
has many physical similarities
to 'Big Foot.'
However,
the most significant,
genetically-based,
phenotypical difference that's observable is,
...instead of two regular front teeth...
there's
...one huge upper middle tooth
...and this
composite sketch
...was made
by a person who
was just inches away,
but was not detected!
And...
the same person
swears that there was no
plaque or food
between the front teeth
at that time...
...it is just...one colossal tooth!
However...
this large and furry creature,
with its trademark dentition,
just may
have left some
Physical and DNA evidence
behind--that's still being searched for--
and that
Forensic Specialists and Geneticists
can use
to delve deeper into
the Mysteries of this
'Elusive Species.'
Big Tooth
has been classified by
Zoologists at Point Loma
University
as
homo megadonticus,
but
a competing department at
Harvard
University
has coined the name
homo macrodonticus,
and now,
the two different
Scientific University Groups
are almost
'coming to Academic Blows'
over which School
is the Preeminent Source
on the Big Tooth Species Issue!
"Virtually all
of the people
who claim to have seen Big Tooth
say that
it reminds them of a
'tall, muscular and
furry' man,
and...
that it did not attack
any people that
saw it,"
says an Angeles National Park Ranger,
on the condition that
he remains anonymous.
The Authorities
are aware that
a growing segment
of the local population
is starting to actually like
Big Tooth and what 'It' symbolizes.
"We all like
'bigger than life'
things...like
'The Rock and such!'"...
One San Bernardino Park Officer
confirms that a gofundme page
has been set up, "I think people feel that
Big Tooth represents
the Free Spirit
in all of us...
...and that he is unencumbered
by all of the trappings
and complications
and headaches
of the civilized
world
that we all face! "
"And he always lives
in a peaceful, natural,
and...
almost-fairy-tale-like
kind of place!"
One hiker
swears that
Big Tooth knows 'some English,'
and may actually
like humans,
because
when she was lost and shouted,
"I have to get out of here to my car!"...
she says that,
"it smiled at me,
then grunted,
"Over there!""
And one young lad,
who has taken a liking to Big Tooth,
saw this picture
and this one
and now,
he's telling his parents that
he's having
nightmares about it!"
It has been surmised that
Big Tooth has been around here
for
at least twenty years,
but
with a very recent
infrared camera sighting
and a cell phone photo taken
by a person who
sat very still,
people now want to see Big Tooth
up close and personal!
And a man wants to know if his "Big Sister"
can become "Big Tooth's" friend!
But!...
And it's a big but!
...a word of caution...
...to see if the animal is indeed a Big Tooth,
one will need to
sneak up on it
and lift up
its lip, like
this...and check things!
...Good Luck!
Or maybe just
...tickle Big Tooth!
Or just try to
catch Big Tooth
up close in a happy mood
with a camera!...
...like here in this photo...
...but it's not that clear!
Now,
there is one person,
a Dentist, no less, who's
been trying to track
Big Tooth for years and,
he says that Big Tooth comes out
of the dense forest
like this
...very infrequently...
"But I have documented him
roaming
here and there catching some...
...Sun Rays!"
"I've also seen him
hunt and catch
Wild Game!"
"And he even has competitor
Big Foots or
Big Tooths...but
I couldn't get close enough
to see which
...is which!
I did catch,
however,
on tape,
a skirmish between
Big Tooth and
two others, which just
may have been an
ambush or
a territorial dispute!
Well, anyway,
I think Big Tooth
got the best of them
in the scuffle,
because
one high-tailed it out of there
one way
and the second one ran
the
other way...into the swamp!...
...Most likely after being
"teeth crunched" by Big Tooth!
"Now, I'm also studying Big Tooth's
Social Interactions,
and,
I think
he has some
new female admirers!"
And
I have seen them
argue and fight with his
ongoing female friend, and
those confrontations
haven't been pretty!...
...I did,
once,
see Big Tooth and his Female Friend
"in the Prolonged Act!""
"Now, Sir,
we get a lot of Visitors
out here looking for
Big Tooth.
we get a lot of Visitors
out here looking for
Big Tooth.
And one woman,
who calls herself, Big Tooth's
'First Groupie,'
who calls herself, Big Tooth's
'First Groupie,'
buys him little Toys and
Food and Stuff!
But...
I want to see if Big Tooth
can control
and use
other animals in the Wild!...
...Personally, Sir, I like Big Tooth!
Not only is he good
for Tourism here,
it's also good for
My Office Patients!
I have a big picture
of him in My
waiting room,
that people always Instagram!
But...
if I ever bump into
Big Tooth...you know...close and
face to face...
I'll just
slowly gesture to
shake his hand!
I have
much Respect for him,
you know,
trying to survive
out here in the Wild!
My
most important message
to Big Tooth is,
no matter what,
You, my friend...
will always
have the
...
Now...it seems like the Media
has started some People
wanting to go to
Angeles National Forest
to
see and
maybe even
make friends with
Big Tooth!...
"I'm going to use my
Feminine Charm
for Us to be a
Beauty and the Beast Couple!"
"I think...according to
these tracks, He's
"Big Tooth!...
Big Tooth!..."
She calls,
..."Come out, Come Out, Where ever You Are!"
Flash News!...
...It has just been reported
that
Big Tooth
was spotted crossing a Road,
which surprised a
car driver,
who then swerved off
of the road, but
fortunately,
No One was Hurt!
Hey, Big Tooth!...
...Be Safe Out There!
May you have many...
..."I'm hiding in hopes
of seeing
Big Tooth for Myself!
But when I do see Him,
what will I ever Do?...
Should I just sit down
and
'Bat My Eyes' and
look
desirable, or...
...just be Straight Forward?"...
..."I have something
...Bitter Sweet for your Dream Tonight!"...
..."You know Doctor Olah Orala?...Well,
My...
Billionaire Boyfriend
really needs to see Him
in a Hurry!"...
..."Hollywood needed to go
to the
'Transylvania Forbidden Forest,'
to win the 'Million Dollar Challenge,'
by crossing it, with all of
its Dangers!
I wanted to tell him
not to do it, but...
just as with Me...
...He has to...
...Follow His Heart!"...
...smiles!
"All this Talk about
'Wild Animals'
makes me
Anticipate Even More!"
“I collect all of the Baby Teeth
from
the Children of All of the...
...Greek Gods and Goddesses!”
"There He is!...I Think I'll
Slow Down
So That He Can...
...Catch Me!"
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where
This Woman Wants Doctor Report To Psychoanalyze Her...
... Like In The Post Last Week!"
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"Now that they are
in Striking Range...
they...
...are gonna Pay!"
"I Love Hunting!...
...in the Biofilm Forest!
I usually
'go it alone,'
so that
I don't have to save
anybody
in this Ravaged,
God-forsaken Place!
I survive and
live by my Wits,
and my Instincts,
and my Luck!
But,
back at Base...
I really like to
see Hollywood's
Eyes Light Up
when I
tell Him about My Adventures!"
"Hey, Guys!...Grab what you can
and
run back to
"Yes...I'm an Expert at the
One, Two, Chop, Chop, Chop!"
"Ours will be the
Best Wedding
this Year
in the
Biofilm Community!"
"Please...Master of the Mouth...
I need You to
Feed Me more Sugars!...Now!..."
"When I
Graduate from
Dental Hygiene University,
I'm going to
throw the Best
Halloween and Zombie parties Ever!"
My Man is Protecting Me...in this Strange Place,
…and…
…I just...
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