My Boyfriend Just Got His Braces Off…And Now Lots of Gorgeous Women Are Shamelessly Hitting On Him—Right In Front Of Me!...Part 7...

"That Handsome Hunk...With The...SuperTeeth...Over There...is Mine!...Stay...

...Away!"

"Looks Like the 

'Cat Fights' 

are On...

But...

...Protecting what

We have is only Natural...

And if

You need to 

'Cop A Stance'...

Try Kung Fu!"

“When Hollywood got His Braces off it was 

‘Party  Time!’

And I 

remember it like it was Yesterday!”

"As You can tell...

...Secret Agent Report...I'm...

...'Blending In!'"

“Believe it or not I... 

 

...turned over a New Leaf!”

“Maybe We should 

not 

have turned down 

that Free Ride in that 

Hot Air Balloon!”

“When Hollywood got his Braces off 

I had to 

put him 

In His Place!...  

...Which is Right Next To Me!”

“The Stars in the Sky 

are nothing 

compared with  

the Stars in Your Eyes!”

“Hey, HSR!...   

...I know that You like to do New Things!   

How about sailing from 

the North Pole

to the South Pole?...

...Or Vice Versa?”

 

 

You and Your 

‘I Love My 

'Ortho Teeth'

but 

I can’t seem to stop 

eating Junk 

Food’ 

Smiles 

are 

trying to quit Cold Turkey!

This

'I'm Free of those Brackets and Rubber Bands'

 Episode 

is 

brought to you 

by

Your Friendly Neighborhood 

Orthodontist!...

Be careful about where

You're headed...

…or else!

Be Careful...Or Else!...That sounds True Enough

Hey!d...HSR!...Are You Listening?

You need to be Careful!...

Or else You're going to 

get more of the same

of what happened

to You during

"Do Smiles Have...Souls?...Let's...   ...

Examine The Evidence!..."

And there,

He is 

speaking with 

His 'Really Good Friend,'

Lalasha,

and She says,

"THANKS FOR COMING BY

BEFORE YOU GO

ON YOUR SAILING ADVENTURE!"

"SURE LALA," REPLIES  HSR, "HEY,

WHY DON'T WE TAKE A 

WALK IN THE 

WOODS A BIT?"

"SOUNDS GREAT!"

SAYS LALASHA...

AND AFTER WALKING 

A WHILE,

SHE ASKS,

"SO, WHICH ISLAND ARE YOU VISITING?"

"THE ISLAND OF 'MERMAIDIA!...

...WHICH IS

LOCATED  

EXACTLY 

HALFWAY BETWEEN 

HAWAII

AND SAMOA!"

"WELL,

I'M CERTAINLY GOING TO

MISS YOU, DOCTOR!"

"I'M GOING TO

MISS YOU, TOO!" ADMITS HSR

AND 

AS THEY LAY ON

A BLANKET,

LALASHA INQUIRES,

"TELL ME, DOCTOR...

WHAT DO YOU 

HOPE TO 

FIND THERE?...A

BUNCH OF 

MERMAIDS?"

"I HOPE SO!," LAUGHS HSR..."PLUS, I

WANT TO SEE HOW THEY

INTERACT 

AS A 'CULTURE!'"

"THAT MEANS," PROPOSES LALASHA, "THAT

YOU MAY HAVE 

TO SPEND SOME TIME THERE AND

GET TO KNOW 

A FEW 

OF THE MERMAIDS!"

"BUT," HE DECLARES," SO FAR,

IT'S ONLY A MYTH, AND I

WANT TO CONCLUSIVELY

CHECK IT OUT, 

...AND... 

IF 

I'M RIGHT, AND BRING BACK 

HARD EVIDENCE THAT

THEY EXIST AND MAYBE EVEN 

THRIVE...

I'LL BE RICH...AND FAMOUS!"

"I LOVE YOUR OPTIMISM,"

SMILES LALASHA...

AND AFTER SOME MORE TALK,

THEY BOTH GET UP 

AND GO

TO THE HOUSE...




NOW,

INSIDE...



LALASHA ASKS,

"WELL,

EVEN IF YOU FIND

SOME OF THEM,

WILL THEY BE



FRIENDLY...

...AND...

HOW WILL YOU

COMMUNICATE WITH THEM...

...AND THEY

MIGHT NOT EVEN KNOW ENGLISH!"




"I THINK THAT I'LL

HAVE TO FIND

OUT THINGS

AS I



GO ALONG!"




SO,

HSR TAKES A

LONG TIME

SAYING GOOD BYE.




BUT,

IN TIME,

HE GETS TO THE BEACH

TO TAKE A LOOK

OUT AT THE OCEAN

WHICH IS

HIS

NEXT CHALLENGE!





AND WHILE HE LOOKS

DEEPLY

AT THE DEEP BLUE SEA,

A WOMAN WALKS

SLOWLY UP TO HIM

AND

SHE ASKS,



"YOU'RE GAZING AT THE SEA

LIKE

YOU WANT TO FIND A MERMAID!...

DO YOU WANT TO?"




A SLIGHTLY SURPRISED HSR

SAYS,

"WELL, I JUST HAPPEN

TO BE TRAVELING

TO

MERMAIDIA

REAL SOON...AND...OH...BY THE WAY...

...MY NAME IS

HOLLYWOOD REPORT!...

...HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT!...

...OR JUST...HSR!"




"WELL, HI...MY

NAME IS



SHALALA...

...BUT

I HAVE SOMETHING

VERY IMPORTANT

TO TELL YOU

ABOUT MERMAIDIA...

...MERMADIA IS

A PLACE THAT CAN SHOW UP

ANY WHERE ON THE SEAS

WHERE MERMAIDS 

FIND

SOMETHING INTERESTING TO THEM!...

...IT'S LIKE A SUPPORTIVE OUTCROPPING OF

ROCKS

THAT CAN

COME AND GO!...

BUT YOU CANNOT

GO TO

MERMAIDIA...

IT

COMES TO YOU!"




"I  WONDER IF THIS IS A COINCIDENCE ...ME...MEETING YOU TODAY!,"

HE MENTIONS TO HER!...




"I AM A FORCE

IN ALIGNMENT

WITH THE SEAS,

AND YOUR'S IS AN ADVENTURE

THAT SHOULD BE UNDERTAKEN

TO PRESERVE AND ENHANCE

SPIRITUAL BALANCE,

AND,"

CONFESSES SHALALA, "YOU ARE THE



ONLY ONE

WHO CAN

'BRIDGE THIS GAP!'

...I ONLY SAY THAT...

...YOU WILL SURVIVE , JUST BARELY SOMETIMES, BUT...

...YOU WILL SURVIVE!...

...ALSO, 

YOU MUST TAKE ONLY WHAT

YOU HAVE WITH YOU,

AND GET IN THAT BOAT RIGHT OVER THERE, AND

PADDLE OUT ONTO THE WATERS

THINKING ABOUT 'LOVE' AND

'THE MERMAIDS,' 

AND THEN

' LOVE' AGAIN!"




THEN,

SHE LOOKS INTO THE EYES

OF HSR,

LIKE ,

SHE

ALREADY

KNOWS EVERY

MINUTE DETAIL,

ABOUT HIM AND HIS LIFE!

NOW,

SHE COMES UP TO HIM

AND GIVES HIM A PROLONGED

AND TIGHT

BUT SOFT HUG



AND IN THE PROCESS HE FEELS HER HAND

SLIP SOMETHING INTO HIS FRONT POCKET,

AND SHE SAYS,

"HERE IS SOMETHING THAT

YOU MUST TAKE

WITH YOU!...

I CANNOT TELL YOU

WHAT IT IS,

BUT TAKE IT

OUT OF YOUR POCKET

ONLY WHEN YOU NEED IT!"




"WELL ,WHEN WILL I NEED IT?" HSR ASKS...





"DON'T WORRY...YOU'LL KNOW!" SHE EXPLAINS...




THEN SHE GIVES

HIM A KISS ON THE CHEEK,

BUT IT FEELS ALMOST ELECTRIC

WHERE HER LIPS TOUCH...AND

SHE SAYS,

"'I SHALL MEET YOU

AGAIN

UPON YOUR RETURN!"




THEN 

THEY HOLD HANDS  A LITTLE.

BUT HSR

EVENTUALLY

DRAWS AWAY SLOWLY

AND SEPARATES AND

LETS GO OF HER HAND

AS HE WALKS TO THE BOAT,

THEN HE PADDLES ON OUT,

PAST THE BREAKWATER AND

OUT ONTO

THE

OPEN

'LOVELY LIQUID!'

THEN SHALALA

THINKS TO HERSELF,

"MY AQUATIC COUSINS

UNDER THE SEAS,

PLEASE...

HELP HIM ON HIS NECESSARY ESCAPADE!"




NOW,

AFTER A WHILE OF ROWING INTO

THE VERY INTERESTING UNKNOWN,

A MERMAID OFF

TO THE SIDE,



TAKES NOTICE!...

...AND

SO DOES

ANOTHER ONE...

...AND EVEN

A THIRD ONE!...

INCLUDING

A COUPLE

THAT SEE HIM

UNDER THE SURFACE!

...AND OF COURSE,

ONE OTHER 

SWIMS ON

TO TELL SOE OTHERS...

...NOW...

 A MERMAID

COMES REAL CLOSE TO HIS BOAT

AND 

TURNS IT OVER WITH STRENGTH

SO THAT HSR

FALLS INTO THE WATER!

BUT, 

HE IS CAUGHT OFF GUARD,

AND IS FLOPPING ALONG 

IN THE WATER

LIKE HE NEEDS HELP...

...HOWEVER, 

HE SOON GETS TIRED

AND SLIPS UNDER THE SURFACE...

WASTING NO TIME,

A MERMAID GOES QUICKLY TO HIM,

WHILE ANOTHER ONE 

NEAR BY SAYS,

"NOW IS THE TIME TO

IMPART UNDERWATER

BREATHABILITY TO HIM!...

NOW!..."

SO, 

THE SAVING MERMAID

HOLDS HSR CLOSE

AND

IMPARTS



UNTO HIM

UNDERWATER BREATHABILITY!...

...OUCH!...




BUT,

WE MUST REMEMBER

THAT HSR

IS A

PLASMA/SILICONE/GASEOUS HYBRID...

...A HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS!...




WHICH MAY...OR MAY NOT...BUT PROBABLY WILL...

...COMPLICATE MATTERS!




SO, 

WHILE HIS BREATHABILITY TRANSFORMATION

TAKES PLACE,

ONE MERMAID

SAYS,

"I'M GOING TO SWIM AND

TELL MY FRIENDS

ABOUT THIS NEW

MAN!

AND THIS ONE

MERMAID,

FROM A SHORT DISTANCE AWAY,

THINKS,

"MY FRIENDS AND I

MAY



HAVE  A

'NEW AND VERY IMPORTANT ASSET' HERE!...

...WE JUST MIGHT

TAKE AND KEEP

THAT MAN FOR OURSELVES!"



...

NOW AS HSR TRANSFORMS INTO BEING ABLE

TO BREATH UNDERWATER,

HE ALSO GETS..

...HIS FINS! AND HE'S HAPPILY TESTING THEM OUT!

OF COURSE, MANY OF THE 

WITNESSING MERMAIDS ARE

JUST ECSTATIC THAT

THERE'S A 

'NEW GUY 

ON THE BLOCK!'

NOW...

THIS 'LADY OF THE SEAS' SAYS,

"I'M GOING TO TELL MY QUEEN 

ABOUT THIS NEW FIND!"

AND SOME OTHER ONES DANCE,

"WE'RE GOING TO INFORM OUR QUEEN, 

TOO!

BUT...WHAT'S THIS...

A MERMAID QUEEN COMES ON THE SCENE

AND GIVES AN 

ULTIMATUM:

"EITHER YOU COME WITH ME YOUNG MAN...

...OR, YOU'RE GOING TO BE...

'SHARK MEAT!'"

NOW, ANOTHER MERMAID SAYS, 

"NO...

WE NEED HIM!"

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"I’d rather 

Look Good!!”  

Good Day, Ladies…

I probably don’t

Need to tell you!...but…

If You have a Good Man, 

Watch Out!...   

…I mean…

My Sweet Sweet Boyfriend 

just got his Braces off last week, 

and 

everyday…  

…I mean everyday, 

Women, 

and some of them very Beautiful, 

have been trying to ‘Get To Him,’ 

with me even standing right there, 

even while He's in



My Arms!...

...I can’t believe how desperate 

some of them 

are! 

On the first day that 

he got the braces off,  

we went to go pick up My Car, 

and these 

‘Desperahoes’ 

were trying to ‘Hook Him!’…

...Even the Ladies who were the Mechanics!...

Then… 

...the next Day, 

We were at the Mall, 

and, 

Chicks were sashaying

and ‘Shaking It’ 

while walking by Us and  

They kept bumping 

into him 

on purpose, 

and calling me his ‘Little Sister!’…  

…I tell you, 

I deserve an Award 

for showing a lot of 

‘Self Restraint’ on some of Them!.... 

Oh, and then the next day, 

we tried to get away from it all 

by going Bike Riding!...

...Wrong Move!...

...It seems like they came out in ‘Droves,’ 

just to mess with me and get to Him!...

What those Women 

will do

on a Bicycle Seat 

to get His Attention…

...I never thought that 

I would see it!...But…

Today…in this 

‘too Hot’ weather…

...I really need to go to the Beach!...

...A secluded Beach!...

Where a lot of Them…

...aren’t!...

And 

then I can 

finally relax 

and let my hair down 

and show My Man 

the Love He So Naturally deserves! 

So 

we’re on our way to 

‘Hidden Shores Bay’ 

right now!...

...Yes...

...that One!...

And 

on Our way, 

there are the obligatory cars with Girls 

waving at Us…or rather, 

Him, 

but as long as they 

‘keep going,’

I’m fine!...

Then, 

there are the 

Girls walking on the Street 

and, I’m glad that We are passing 

Them by!...

...So now, 

we are at the Beach Parking Lot, 

and 

We make it out to the Sand and Shore, and 

it’s so Beautiful,

with a Cool Breeze, and 

nobody's around!...

...Finally!...

...I can Relax!...So, 

I go out 

for a quick dip in the cool water, 

and 

after a while, 

I come back and 

give My Honey, 

who is standing there 

waiting for me, 

a Hug!...

...Sweet!...

...OMG!...Wait!...What's this!...

A Bunch of People are 

rushing onto

And...

all of them

...are...

...Clothing Optional People!...What?...

And they are choosing 

'The Option!'...Not!...

Now...They are gathering

all

around Us and especially

My Boyfriend!...

So I grab My Stuff,

and grab His Arm...

and we March On Out

of there, immediately!

And on Our Way out of there,

I now see the Clothing Optional Sign!

I guess that I didn't see it, in

my Rush to get here!...

...But You can Bet

that

We Ain't Never Coming Back Here!...

...

But...I am

so Happy that I have My 

Man!...

“Wow,” I say, “that was way too close for comfort!”

 

So now, 

I think that We 

maybe should 

get a bite to eat, 

but I notice that Our Car 

needs more gas.  

So We pull into 

the closest station to fill up.  

But what’s this!  

My man starts the fill up 

and   

OMGosh!   

These women 

have 

Absolutely No Shame, 

looking like they want to 

just take my Man 

and leave Me 

High and Dry, 

with their Nosy and 

Posing selves!  

Well, We scram out of there, 

and that’s good!  

But Now...

as we are driving, 

these girls drive by Us 

and one says, 

“Hi there!   Remember Me in High School?...You know...in the Boys Locker Room?”  

And now I’m just Fuming Angry, 

but 

I met My Man at the University, 

so I gotta 

let that slide...

Okay, after driving a bit, 

I want to 

let off some physical frustration, 

so 

We go to the Fitness Gym. 

I should have known better 

because 

there are some ‘Bs’ that 

quickly jump right in front 

of us 

and 

do some ‘provocative reps’ 

to catch 

My Man’s Eye, 

and one thinks 

I’m My Man’s little sister, 

and she wants him to 

help her 

‘Finish Strong!’

Well, I hold My 

Cool Very Well,

as We leave in a Hip Hop Hurry!

Wow!...He's only had his Braces off for a week,

and already

I'm Stressed Out!

Well, 

before We head Home...

...I’m thinking about 

washing the Car, 

but when I see who is doing 

the washing, 

I think to myself, 

“Ain’t No Way!"...

...I'm putting the

'Pedal to the Metal!'

May you have many...

 

…“Some People say that 

it is the 

Journey

of an Effort that Counts the Most!...

Orthodontic, or otherwise...

...but   

when the braces come off, 

...what happens afterward...

...I don’t think Hollywood can take It!”…

..."I Shall ask the ‘Spirits of the Desert Sands’ to Unearth 

and reveal the ‘Sacred Structure’ 

to the 



Journeying Dentist!”...

“Wait!   Are You Sure that 

...You can Catch me?”

...“At the Winge Institute For the Oral Sciences, I was   

voted ‘Most Likely To Succeed!’

But, I mainly   

want to be Rich!”

 

...Smiles!

“I remember when 

Dr Winge got his braces off...  

...and...  

I had to 

wait for all of 

the ‘Dust to Settle!’”

"Now...I need to move that Pillow



over just a bit!"










































































This is...   

...So Much Fun!"...

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Dental Hygiene Wars!

“Hygienists!... 

...Come on out and Fight!"

“I got Beat Up Pretty Bad 

in the Last Battle 

So I 

need to take Continuing Education in 

'Hand to Hand Plaque Elimination.' 

And after My Martial Arts

Refresher Course, I’ll 

‘Kick Major A’ again!”

“Each of these 

‘Bacteria Bombs’ 

kills a Million of them, 

but  

there are...Hundreds of Millions more...And Growing!...Dang!"

“Hollywood’s coming back here to 

Zoomeria Cluster 

in three Weeks!

But...

...I don’t know if I can Wait that Long!”

“There are 1,000 Dental Hygienist Soldiers

over there 

but 

there are Millions of US!”

“I’ll Stun Him with My Laser and You Smack Him Good!...

...Awesome!"

‘Great Things’...

...Are in Store!

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