The...'Smilerati!'...Dentistry's...Coolest...Secret Society!...Part 2...

“Wow!...That…‘Smilerati’ Member…Just Discovered…The Next ‘Big Thing’…In Bioactive Composites!... ...I Want To Join Them…And…  

…Discover Something Great, Too!...

"Hello everyone from my

...Elementary School!"

"This is the toughest part of my Day...

and also...

the most Enjoyable!"

"What am I doing?...

I'm just...

enjoying' my Sammich!"

 .

You and Your

'almost Everyone wants to be with the 'In Crowd''

Smiles

are



knocking on doors to become a Member!

This

'if you can't beat 'um, join 'um

Episode 

is 

brought to you by

Pre-Dental

University Professors!

Societies are Everywhere...and...

...some of them are Secret!...and...

...some of them are

Way Secret!

But... the 'Smilerati'

is not like

the

Illuminate...

or

The Freemasons,

the Skull and Bones

the National Bolshevik Party

the Bloods

or any other

so-called 

'Association!'

...

For background,

since time immemorial,

groups of people with shared goals

have banded together

to pursue their agendas,

and to direct their actions,

to obtain

their Membership’s desired Outcomes.

Sound familiar?

Many nations

hypothetically started off

just like that! 

The groups comprising the

Global Profession of Dentistry

are no different:

the American Dental Association,

the Federation Dentaire Internationale,

IDEM Singapore,

the International College of Dentists,

and...

the really fun one...

...in the Tropical Paradise!




But,

there’s one common thread

that binds the Dental Profession World:

the need to help all of the people’s smiles

of the world become healthier

through treatments and preventions!

The Smilerati

is different…

In Our Group,

we have more edge,

more Swagger,

more attitude—we make it happen—with

Substance,

Style, and Zeal!

Who can be a member of the Secret Smilerati,

you ask?

You know who…

the Centers of Influence,

the Thought Leaders,

and

the Big Movers and Shakers!...

...the 'Smilesters, if you will!

We are the inventors and inventists

that bring new, and sometimes disruptive products

to the Marketplace.

Our 'Trenders' 

bring about the smart breakthroughs,

and they dictate current and future

dental market directions. 

And we successfully convince consumers

that it’s wise for them

to purchase our products. 

We introduce the consumer

to more relevant choices…

ones that consumers, in many cases,

didn’t think they had.

Dr. Ralph Winge,

the provider of this content,

is the 

'Official Mouthpiece' 

for the Smilerati!

Members of the Smilerati sometimes have to operate 

'nonobviosly'...like...in the shadows…

we do the long-term heavy-lifting—

and many times—

the lonely Laboratory and

patient research,

public and private policy

planning, and

the products development, 

along with the testings needed,

to create the Grand Solutions

that no one else can 

seem to synthesize. 

Our sole function is to make

the World a more esthetic and happier place

through significant, smile-centered change.

The Smilerati 

Members 

do 

exchange a secret handshake,

which the author

is not at liberty to show you now!

But... 

...it's not like this

or like this,

or even like this!

Hit me up in the comments section,

and I'll may tell ya!

So, all in all

The Smilerati 

doesn't reflect Smiles like this!

The Smilerati reflects 

Smiles like

this!

...

Our Members include

High-Powered 

Corporate Presidents and

and CEOs and

Chairmen of the Boards

of Huge

Dental



Multinationals!

Our People have also

made the 

latest strides

in CAD/CAM  and



3D printing technologies!

Digital Impression-taking, 



and Cone Beam Implant Imaging

are also beneficiaries of

Smilerati 

Breakthroughs!

Very Recent

advances in

Chairside Psycho Sedation

or Psychological Sedation

gives Patients



the opportunity to address their 

Dental Phobias, 

so that they

can confront and overcome their

deep concerns 

and find the power to

head straight to the

Dental Chair and plop down and open

their mouths wide



all without moving a 

single muscle for the 

'Ultimate in Compliance'

without any 

Pharmaceuticals!




Dental School Professors 

and Administrators



and the Best Deans on the

Planet 

are unified in the efforts 

to produce

the Best Dentists 

for our Society!

We also chose one or two Dental Students

in the World who show 

'Exceptional Potential' 

to

transform and guide

the 'New Futures in Dentistry!'

It's always nice to 

witness the

facial expressions

of New Members as they

first read their

handwritten Smilerati invites!

We like to be 'Behind The Scenes!'

And we don't like to Boast...



And if

some People start

coming and 

asking questions and

'nosing around'...

We just tell them,

"I have



'No Comment' on My 

'No Comment!'"

Love Toothbrush®                                      

If you are a Creative Person, 

you will always come up with many more 

ideas on how to advance the Profession!

Don't join just any Group...

...join the Best!

Be Your Best and sometimes...

it might be the

Best in the World!

Let's see how HSR is doing in,

"If You Don't Floss...

...Big Bad Gangs Of Bacteria Are

 Going To...Kick Your _ _ _ ... 

And...Make You

 Bleed!"...

...and there...

HSR, ONCE AGAIN..

FEELS THAT HE

HAS

TO GO

AND SEEK HIS OWN TRUTHS!

...AT HIS OWN PACE!...



AND WHAT

BETTER

PLACE TO DO THAT

THAN...

AT THE 

BEACH!

...AND

IT LOOKS GREAT



WHEN HE GETS THERE!

BUT BEFORE HE CAN HIT

THE WATER...

"HELLO, HANDSOME,"

SAYS THIS LADY,

"CAN YOU RUB SOME SUNSCREEN

ON ME?"

"SURE," SAYS HSR TO

THE PRETTY LADY!

AND HE REALLY

GETS INTO IT!...

"THOSE PEOPLE NEED TO GET  A ROOM,"

SAY SOME PEOPLE PASSING BY...

SO,

AFTER THAT, 

HSR

GOES OUT BY THE WATER

AND SEES

SOME SURFERS 

DOING

SOME ACROBATIC

FEATS!...

THEN

HE JOINS IN FOR A LITTLE BIT

THEN, 

HE RESTS A WHILE

AND 

FLOATS BY THIS WOMAN

SURFER...

AND HSR ASKS,

"SO SURFING'S YOUR BEST HOBBIE?"

AND SHE SAYS,

"YEAH, DUDE!...YOU BEEN BOARDING LONG?"

"NO," ADMITS HSR, "I'M STILL

TRYING TO GET

OVER MY FEAR OF

LARGE

TENTACLED ANIMALS 

AND 

SHARKS!"

"OH...THAT'S ONLY NATURAL,"

SHE SAYS, 

"YOU'LL GET BETTER 

OVER TIME!...SAY,

HAVE YOU BEEN IN A 

'TUBE' BEFORE?"

"NOT YET," SAYS HSR...

"WELL," SHE SAYS, "GIRLFRIENDS MINDS AND TUBES 

HAVE SOMETHINGS IN COMMON!"

"OH, YEAH...WHAT'S THAT" ASKS HSR...

THEN, 

SHE SMILES, 

"ONCE YOU'VE 

BEEN INSIDE, 

YOU GOTTA

KEEP COMING BACK!...

...HEY...LET'S SEE 

IF YOU CAN HIT

A TUBE, LIKE THAT

GUY

RIGHT THERE!"

SO, HSR WAITS 

TO CATCH A GOOD WAVE 

BUT THIS

IS THE BEST 

THAT HE COULD DO!

SO, 

AS HE PADDLES 

BACK TO HER,

SHE DOESN'T SAY A THING...

...SHE JUST SENSES 

THE RIGHT WAVE 

TO CATCH

AND...

...SHE'S OFF!

AND...LIVIN' IN THE TUBE!...

...OMG!

...AT LEAST A NINE SECOND TUBE!...

AND SHE EMERGES

VICTORIOUS!...

...AND STILL STANDING!

THEN,

ANOTHER GIRL

SAILS BY!...

NOW, 

THE LADY PADDLES BACK 

TO HSR

AND WITHOUT A WORD,

HSR TRIES AGAIN...

AND...OMG!...

HE 

'POPS

IT GOOD!'

...OH, BOY!...

NOW, 

SOME GIRLS ARE CLAPPING

AS ANOTHER PRETTY ONE 

SWOOPS BY!

AND THE WOMAN 

PADDLES BACK BY HSR AND

SAYS, 

"I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT

YOU'LL BE

COMIN' BACK

FOR THE REST

 OF YOUR LIFE, NOW!"




AND RIGHT THEN...

... SHE MAKES

...A GOOD MOVE!




WHOA!...WHAT AN 'HSR DAY!'...



NOW...

SOME HOW...

HSR WILL NEVER SEE

THE WOMEN OF SURFING

AND

BEAUTIFUL

BEACHES



THE SAME WAY AGAIN!



...



SO THE NEXT DAY,

HSR

OF COURSE,

FIRST THINKS ABOUT

ALL THE FUN

TO BE HAD

WITH THE



BREAKWATER!..BUT...

A MONTH PASSES BEFORE

HE CAN GET TO THE BEACH AGAIN...


BUT TODAY...HE CAN...SO...




HE CALLS

LYFT

FOR A RIDE,

AND THE DRIVER COMES

AND SAYS,

'GO AHEAD AND

PUT YOUR BOARD ON TOP!"


SO

THE RIDE IS

OKAY AND

WHEN HE GETS THERE

ON THE BEACH,

HE SEES

A



SUNBATHER...



AND NOW,

A LADY IMPLORES HIM

TO,



"BE SAFE,  YOU HUNK!"



SO,

AS HE IS ABOUT TO ENTER,

HE SEES SOME WOMEN



'RUSH IN!'



"IT FEELS GOOD IN THE WATER,"

HSR SAYS



TO HIMSELF...

AS HE NOTICES

A LADY



ON THE SAND!...



"WOW!" HE SAYS,

AS HE SEES A LADY

DOING SOME

FANCY

FOOTWORK!

"I WONDER WHERE

THE LADY

FROM 

LAST TIME IS?" THINKS HSR...

AND AT THAT MOMENT,

HE NOTICES

ONE SURFER

'DOING HER

THING!'

...WHILE ANOTHER LADY

ALMOST 

BUMPS INTO HIM...

SO HE CATCHES 

A COUPLE OF

WAVES

AND CURLS

VERY NICELY!

AND 

AFTER A BIT,

ANOTHER SURFER

APPROACHES HIM

AND

SAYS,

"HEY!...I LIKE YOUR TECHNIQUE!...

...WATCH ME!"

SO 

SHE TAKES OFF

AND DOES

PRACTICED

TWISTS AND TURNS

AND

DISAPPEARS UNDERWATER

FOR A WHILE...

THEN SHE COMES BACK

UP

AND

ASKS,

"WHAT DO YOU THINK?"

AND HSR SAYS,

"WHAT CAN I SAY...

YOU'RE PERFECT!...AND BEAUTIFUL!"

SO THEY TALK AND 

SURF 

MORE

AND 

THE DAY 

GETS OVER TOO QUICKLY,

AND 

AS

HE LEAVES,

SHE LOOKS OUT 

TO  THE

SETTING SUN,

AND WISHES

THAT SHE

CAN 

SEE HIM AGAIN! 

...

SO, 

ONE DAY, 

HSR, SAYS, 

“I THINK THAT I’LL GO SURFING TOMORROW!...

...I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES, 

THAT IT’LL BE A GOOD TIME!...

I’MA DO SOME ‘TUBING’ 

AND HAVE SOME FUNNY 

WIPEOUTS, 

ALL IN GOOD FUN!”

 OKAY…SO HE 

HAS A 

GOOD REASON TO SMILE 

AS HE LAYS DOWN TO SLEEP, 

AND SOME 

STRANGE DREAMS 

POP UP HERE 

AND THERE, 

AND 

NEXT HE HAS VISIONS 

OF HIM AT THE BEACH 

AND THIS SURFER SWIMS BY HIM 

AND SHE SAYS, 

“CHECK THIS, DUDE!” 

AND 

NEXT, 

THE SURFER 

PERFORMS SOME 

SLICK MOVES 

LIKE SHE OWNS 

THE BREAKWATER! 

AND SHE GOES ON 

FOR A WHILE, 

AND HSR IS IN AWE OF 

HER! 

NOW HE ASKS HER, 

“HAVE YOU BEEN HERE BEFORE,” 

AND SHE SAYS 

"THIS IS MY 

FIRST DAY HERE!... 

...I HEARD THAT 

THE WAVES ARE BIG 

AND THE GUYS ARE CUTE, AND…

...I AM NOT DISAPPOINTED!...

...I’M COMING BACK HERE 

TOMORROW FOR 

SOME MORE FUN!” 

WHICH MAKES HSR FEEL GOOD, 

AND HE THINKS, 

“I CAN’T WAIT FOR TOMORROW 

AT THIS ‘OCEAN PARADISE!’” 

HOWEVER, AFTER HIS DREAM, 

AND

WHEN TOMORROW COMES, 

THERE’S BAD WEATHER 

ALL AROUND! 

AND WHEN HE ARRIVES 

AT THE BEACH, 

HE GETS 

OUT OF THE CAR 

AND HE SEES FIRST HAND 

THAT THE RAIN 

AND THE CONDITIONS 

ARE 

JUST 

TOO DANGEROUS! 

SO AFTER CHECKING OUT 

THE FEAKISHLY-HIGH SURF AWHILE, 

HE STARTS TO GO BACK TO HIS CAR...

...JUST THEN A LADY 

COMES UP TO HIM AND SMILES AND SAYS, 

"YOU HAVE YOUR

BOARD IN 

THE CAR JUST LIKE ME!...

I CAN TELL

THAT YOU'RE 

'ADDICTED

TO

THE TUBE'...JUST LIKE 

ME!“

May you have many...

...Smiles!

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Getting My Teeth!"

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those Hygienists!"

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Now...

You're getting sleepy!

For My Break at USC Dental School,

I'm getting as far away as possible!"

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