This Thanksgiving...A Dentist Is Very Grateful... For...Part 2...

 

"Turkeys always

'Reluctantly Sacrifice'

their Lives so that

We can

Eat

Too Much!"

Well,

it's the

Night before

Thanksgiving

and this Dentist

says

'Good Night'

to His

Girlfriend,

at the Front Door,

and She says,

"I wish that I can come in

but I can't,

but I'll

See You Soon, Mkay?"



And the Dentist says,

"Mkay!"


Then...

one more



'Time for the Road!'



So then

He

plops down on

the Sofa and

watches some

MMA



Matches...

then

He turns to an 'Exciting and Action-Packed'



Movie'...

and

after that,

He turns to...

OMGosh!...



Is Mister Rodgers still On?...

'What The....!'



Then,

trying to see something else,

He finds



"I Dream Of Jeannie!"




"Man," the Dentist says to himself,

"I gotta call

My Cable Company and

get me

some more

Shows...Maybe that's why

My Girlfriend doesn't like

to watch

TV

with Me!"



So,

after

all those

long minutes of

 'Channel Surfing.'

the Dentist gets a little Sleepy

and...He nods off!...


Now...since He's

prone to 'Lucid Dreams,'

...They start

coming on Strong...

...one after

the Other!...

...And the Dentist

visions about

some

Friends and

some

Scenes

and



things that

don't make

much

Sense

At All!





Now...

He's Underwater

looking at

All The 'Murkiness!'





"Hold Your Horses!...

...Do I....

Have to

go in There?"




Then,

the Dentist

'Sleep Speaks' to

Himself,

"I want to go

to the



Moon

with my Friend!"



Next, He witnesses a

Piercing



 in Progress!


Okay...!


Hey...What's This!

A Preview to

The



Dental Hygiene Wars?


Why is this Lady Running...

Is it a

Premonition?...


"Wow!...Is that

Somebody's Office

on Fire?...I hope it's not Mine," He thinks...

"Oh No!...

...Not...

...Me!"

Now...all of this

makes

the Dentist..

Wake Up!


Now He thinks,

"Gosh!...

...According to

these Dreams...

there

are so many things

that can go

Wrong in My Life!...

I better...'Recalibrate'...

...and Re-identify what is

really foremost to Me in

My Life!


And in the

'Spirit Of The Season,'

and which should be done

Daily,

The Dentist

jumps up and

Shouts...

...His Respects!...


And Immediately afterward,

He 'Gets Out' his

fingers

and starts to



'Count His Blessings!'


And He ticks off a List,

"I've got My Lord,

I have My Family and Friends,

My Livelihood, My

Education,

I'm Breathing,

My Health is Okay...

I can still

Walk,

Run, and

Speak Coherently...at least Most Times!...

My Patients keep coming back

to me

after all that I

have done to Them...and for Them,

I have a Place to Stay



and a Car that

works!...

And I'm thankful for

All of the Things

that

I

don't even know that

I should be thankful for!..."



Then, the dentist acts like

this Lady and

makes the

Sign Of The Cross!...






Now,

the Dentist accidentally

'Butt Dials' the TV Remote...

and the TV

comes on,

not like this...



but...

with the 'Best Ever Picture!'



And it shows other People

Showing and

Telling for what

They are Most Thankful!...




This Lady says,

"I am so thankful

that You are

recognizing

all of the

Arduous Work that I have done!"

"Thank you 

So Much for this

687 Million Dollar Lottery Check...I really need it!"

"My whole Family was lost 

in the Snow,

but They found a Cave

and stayed there

until the Rescuers came,

and

Now, everyone's Back Home!...I'm so Happy!...

"I'm so Thankful that

Doctor Periodont 

and

Doctor Ulysses Dentinegra

fixed My Teeth...and now...

My

Billionaire Boyfriend

wants to Marry Me!"





I'm so Grateful for my Fans!...

Now,

I have Contracts and

Show dates and



...I'm so Thankful!"






"My OWN Network is

The best Thing that

ever happened to Me and

I'm making a



Beautiful and Significant Impact

on the World!"







Now the Dentist



turns the TV off,

and gets down on his

Knees to

Show Appreciation

for His Blessings

From

Above!