Hollywood Smiles Report: Where Dentistry Meets The Red Carpet!...: Adventures Of A USC Dental Student...Flying His Glider Over Europe...During Summer Break!

DR. HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT,

WHEN HE WAS A KID,

LOVED EVERYTHING THAT COULD FLY

IN

THE

AIR...

...YES!...

AND HE STARTED WITH A SIMPLE

BALSA WOOD PLANE...

BUT HE DID HAVE SOME

DIFFICULTIES...

BUT HE EVENTUALLY GOT

BETTER AT THINGS!...

AND HE STILL HAS A SOFT SPOT

IN HIS HEART FOR THE

ANGRY

BIRDS!...I MEAN...

YOU GOTTA

LOVE 'UM!...RIGHT?

AND HE GOT GOOD AT DODGING FALLING

BIRDIE POOPEE!

BUT, ANYWAYS...

...WHEN HE GOT INTO DENTAL SCHOOL,

HE WAS ABLE TO BUY

HIS DREAM...

...GLIDER!

BECAUSE HE COULDN'T AFFORD THE GAS

FOR A FUEL-SUCKING AIRPLANE!

SO,

DR. REPORT, WHILE ON BREAK FROM U. S. C.

DENTAL SCHOOL

HE GETS THE CRAZY IDEA TO FLY OVER

EUROPE!...WHICH HE DOES!

AND HE STARTS

BY GLIDING OFF

NEAR THE CLIFFS

OF THE TARKHANKUT PENINSULA

IN THE CITY OF

OLENIVKA, CRIMEA!

WHICH IS NOT TOO FAR FROM THE SWALLOW'S

NEST CASTLE!...

AND,

HE HEADS WEST

OVER THE WATERS OF THE

CHORNE SEA

PART OF THE BLACK SEA...

AND HE PASSES THROUGH MOLDAVIA AND

THE BEAUTIFUL ROMANIA,

WHERE MANY PEOPLE SAY THAT

THE MEANING OF "ROMANCE"

STARTED!

AND NOW HE'S ABOUT TO

LAND NEAR

SVISHTOV, BULGARIA,

BY THE SPARKLING DANUBE

RIVER!

BUT TO GET THERE,

IN THE PREVIOUS EPISODES,

HE HAD TO GET PAST SOME SERIOUS HURDLES!

BUT HE'S PAST ALL OF THAT NOW.

AND CURRENTLY... OVER

SVISHTOV,

AND HE SEES A NICE HILL

TO LAND ON,

WHICH WILL ALSO ALLOW HIM

TO TAKE OFF LATER...

SO, AFTER A PERFECT

SET DOWN,

HSR GETS OUT AND STRETCHES SOME

AND REMEMBERS A GUY IN HIS HOME TOWN THAT DOES

TAI CHI!

SO HE GETS INTO THE "ZEN ZONE,"

AND MEDITATES SOME

MOVES HISSELF!

NOW, HSR RECALLS THIS REALLY CUTE BUT TOUGH GIRL

THAT BEAT HIM UP IN JUNIOR HIGH

BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE HER

IMMEDIATE BOYFRIEND!

MY...HOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED!

SO,

HSR SHUTS THE GLIDER

AND STROLLS DOWN INTO TOWN

AND AFETR SOME SITE SEEING

OF A HISTORIC

MUSEUM,

AND A REAL SUN CLOCK

A LITTLE LATER,

A NICE LADY ASKS HIM,

"HI THERE, SIR!

MY NAME IS

TSVETINA TSEKOVA!

I NOTICED THAT YOU ARE JUST WALKING AROUND...

AND THAT YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT FROM HERE...

MAYBE I CAN

SHOW YOU SOME OF THE GREAT PLACES IN BULGARIA!

I PROMISE...

NOT TO BITE!"...

"WELL, I NEED A BITE!...I'M FAMISHED," LAUGHS HSR...

SO AS THEY WALK,

THEY PASS A CHURCH

AND A PARK

AND THE MEMORIAL OF THE SEVEN SOULS

THEN THEY WALK DOWN A NATURAL PATH

"IT'S SO NICE THAT YOU CAN GLIDE ALL OVER COUNTRIES,

HSR...

AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE HESITANT

OR SCARED IN THE LEAST!" SAYS TSVETINA...

AND SHE ASKS,

"IS THERE A SPECIAL LADY IN YOU LIFE, SIR?"

AND HSR SMILES, " I HAVE MANY "SPECIAL LADIES"

IN MY LIFE...BUT NONE LIKE YOU, MISS TSEKOVA!

...

WELL, THEY FINALLY

GET TO A NICE PLACE

TO EAT...

AND TSVETINA

IS SO FUNNY THAT SHE HAS DR. REPORT

JUST

LAUGHING

UNCONTROLLABLY!

BUT, NOW TSVETINA SAYS,

"HSR, IT'S BEEN SO NICE TALKING WITH YOU

AND LEARNING ABOUT YOUR ADVENTURES!

BUT I'VE GOT TO GO TO

MY JOB NOW!

BUT,

I MUST SAY, HSR, THAT

YOU MAKE IT VERY EASY

FOR ANY WOMAN TO SAY,

"OBICHAM TE!""

"WELL THEN, OBICHAM TE, BACK TO YOU, BABE!"

HE SMILES, AND THEY BOTH GET UP

AND HSR GIVES HER A BIG

AND HAPPY HUG!

AND THEN HSR WAVES BYE

AND WATCHES HER AS SHE WALKS AWAY,

AND THINKS,

"MAN! TSVETINA IS SO "TSWEET!"

AND SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT

I

SHOULDN'T LET HER GET AWAY!"

THEN,

HE PAYS AND LEAVES A BIG TIP

AND WALKING AGAIN OUTSIDE

HE SEES A BALLET HOUSE AND HE

SITS DOWN FOR A PERFORMANCE..

AND OH MAN!

HE IS JUST

BLOWN AWAY BY THE ELEGANCE

AND THE

MASTERY!

AND, OF COURSE, YOU KNOW THAT IN THE END

PEOPLE WENT

BONKERS!

SO AFTER CALMING DOWN SOME

HE STARTS TO HEAD BACK TO HIS GLIDER

BUT ON THE WAY,

HE SEES A NIGHT CLUB...

AND DECIDES TO CHECK IT OUT!

AND HE'S GLAD THAT HE DID, BECAUSE