The Buck (Tooth) Stops Here!...With Your Dentist!

HUMBLY SHAKING IN HIS HEAVILY-INSULATED SKIING BOOTS, WITH EXCITEMENT-RAISED GOOSE-PIMPLES FELT ALL OVER, THE TWENTY-SOMETHING HSR IS JUST IN MAGNIFICENT AWE WHILE EXPERIENCING THE SHEER AND UNEQUALLED MAJESTY OF THIS NATURALLY-WONDEROUS, ALMOST 4-MILE-HIGH MOUNTAIN RANGE, CALLED "THE TEETH OF THE WORLD" BY THE LOCALS,

AND AFTER FEELING THIS INCREDIBLE ADRENALINE RUSH, HSR WALKS  DOWN FROM THE SKI LODGE ON HIS WAY TO THE SLOPES, AND SEVERAL YARDS AWAY, THERE ARE TWO CUTE SKIER GIRLS, SISTERS DENTALIA AND IMPRESSIA ORGASA,

AND THEY ARE CHECKING OUT AND FLIRTING WITH HSR IN A HIGH-SCHOOL-GIRLS KIND OF WAY, AND THEY SAY TO HIM, HI THERE! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?," AND HE ANSWERS, "MY NAME IS HSR BUT YOU TWO CAN CALL ME "H,"" AND THE TWO YOUNG LADIES GIGGLE A LITTLE AND ONE SAYS,  "I'M DENTALIA, AND THIS IS MY SISTER IMPRESSIA, AND IMPRESSIA SAYS THAT SHE LIKES YOU!...SO ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO SKI NOW?," AND HSR, NOTICING THAT IT IS STARTING TO FLAKE OUTSIDE A LITTLE...

SAYS BACK, "I DO SOME OF MY BEST TRICKS IN THE VIRGIN  SNOW...WANNA COME WITH ME?," AND THEY BOTH SAY YES!, SO THEY ALL CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN IN A LIFTER THAT THEY HOPE STILL WORKS!...

"SO HOW DO YOU LIKE IT HERE SO FAR?,"" IMPRESSIA ASKS WHILE MOMENTARILY TOUCHING HSR'S LEG, AND HE RESPONDS, "THE THING ABOUT THIS TALL AND BEAUTIFUL PEAK IS THAT ONCE I'M UP HERE...I NOTICE THE STARTLING BEAUTY OF...ALL THE OTHER PEAKS," "SORT OF BEAUTIFUL LIKE ME A LITTLE?" ASKS IMPRESSIA, MAKING HSR LAUGH A LITTLE AND GRIN BACK, "YEAH, BUT IN A DIFFERENT SORT OF WAY."...

SO THE RIDE ENDS AND THEY GET OFF AND HSR EXCITEDLY PRONOUNCES,"LET'S SNOW IT, BABY!," AND HE STARTS "ACTING SICK" IN THE WHITE!...

BUT, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, THE GIRLS QUICKLY PASS HIM BY LIKE THEY'RE PROFESSIONALS...THEN LATER DOWN, THEY PULL EVEN, AND..."UH OH, DANG IT!," HSR GRIMACES, BECAUSE HE HEARS THE  TELL TALE RUMBLINGS OF A DREADED...AVALANCHE!..AND LOOKING UP THE SLOPE...AND SEES...

SO, THINKING DESPERATELY AND QUICKLY, HSR TELLS THE GIRLS TO HURRY UP AND SKI OVER TO THE CROP OF TREES DOWN BELOW TO THE SIDE...

TO BREAK THE BRUTE AND DEADLY FORCE OF THE TUMBLING, CHURNING, AND POSSIBLY-LIFE-CLAIMING WHITE,  AND ALL OF THEM SCOOT SWIFTLY ON OVER AND INTO THE TREED AREA, DODGING, WEAVING, AND SWISHING BETWEEN THE POTENTIALLY-INJURIOUS TREES, THEN INTENTIONALLY WIPING OUT IN A SEEMINGLY PROTECTED AREA...AND.....THE SNOW SHOOTS OVER THEM, AND BLANKETS THEM,

HOWEVER, THE DANGEROUS FORCES ARE LUCKILY ATTENUATED BY THE PRESENCE OF THE TREES, WITH MANY OF THEM LOUDLY CRACKING LIKE TOOTHPICKS BY THE BULLYING SNOW, BUT...NOW...IT'S QUIET AGAIN...EERILY QUIET...AND SNOW IS COVERING EVERYTHING (DUH, LIKE IT'S SUPPOSED TO!)...

AND THE HSR, WHO IS NOW TOTALLY COVERED IN ABOUT THREE FEET OF SNOW, MANAGES TO UNEARTH HIMSELF, AND HE SITS UP, THEN STANDS UP, AND AT THE SAME TIME, WIPES THE COPIOUS FLAKES OFF, AND THEN HE HEARS ONE OF THE GIRLS, AND IT'S IMPRESSIA, SORT OF GRUNTING AND MAKING THE SAME TYPES OF SOUNDS THAT MARTIAL ARTISTS MAKE, TO BREAK OUT OF THE WHITE ICE, THEN SHE FRANTICALLY LOOKS AROUND FOR HER SISTER...

...AND SHE FINDS DENTALIA...BUT SHE'S NOT BREATHING!...

SO HSR SPRINTS OVER TO THEM AND HE CHECKS DENTALIA FOR A PULSE, AND WHEN HE DOESN'T DETECT ONE, HE QUICKLY STARTS SOME CHEST COMPRESSIONS...

AND AFTER A COUPLE OF TRIES...THE CPR...WORKS!...SHE WAKES UP!...

DENTALIA COUGHS A LITTLE AS SHE PROPS HERSELF UP BY HER ARMS, AND, WITH HSR LEANING OVER HER, SHE SHAKES HER SELF OFF, AND AFTER THAT, COMING COMPLETELY TO HER SENSES, SHE CRIES OUT, "THANK H FOR SAVING MY LIFE!...

... THEN, SHE TIGHTLY AND PLAYFULLY HUGS, ROLLS WITH, AND GETS VERY, VERY  CLOSE TO HSR...

JUST LIKE WHAT THIS COUPLE IS DOING HERE, BUT THEN... HSR REMEMBERS THAT IMPRESSIA IS THE ONE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO LIKE HIM, BUT HERE HSR IS..."ROLLING AROUND IN THE HAY" WITH HER SISTER DENTALIA, AND HE TRULY DOESN'T WANT TO INSTIGATE ANY SIBLING RIVALRY, SO WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?...naww...will you just look at this...I knew it...now you've "done gone and" painted yourself into a pretty little corner...and you want me to feel...wait...okay...I'm just glad that no one's hurt, but HSR will, again, have to wiggle hisself out this new jumbo-sized dilemma of his own making... doesn't  that boy ever learn?...and your smirking and pointing self, along with your "the snow is white, and the sky is blue, but above all else, to thine own self be true!" smile, just wants to rub it in HSR's face next time you see him post up!
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Yes!...I know the science!...

Humans are part of the Animal Kingdom...

But we don't have to look so..."animalish!,"...do we?

...with teeth that stick out and possibly point in the direction that you want to walk!...

In some animals, protruding teeth are cute...and sometimes even expected!...like squirrels...and "bucky" beavers...come on now!



Even our fine feathered friends have hard and curved body parts to help them pick apart and eat prey...

Does this male dinosaur, with his deadly dentition, look like good husband material to a female Tyranno?...

People young and old come into the Dentist's Office to get their teeth fixed, so that they may have a better confidence impact on themselves, and a better aesthetic impact on all of the people they come across...

What's better...about three years of braces...

...or decades of therapy on the therapist's couch...

...to raise one's self esteem?

This is definitely an orthodontic emergency crying out for help!...

Remember that protruding front teeth are also at greater risk of injury during rough play!

This high fashion model used to have "leaning" teeth, too, but just gaze upon her in-demand self now!

Yo! Next time you go to your orthodontist's dental office, see if she or he has a sign on their consultation desk that reads:

And if they do, they might have a healthy sense of humor, too!

So, remember, while many people may literally and figuratively "pass the buck," please realize that, where dentists and orthodontists are concerned, the proverbial "buck (tooth) stops here!" saying is the real honest truth!





May you have many...quick--name one big thing that you'd like to be doing right now!...recharge your batteries, because your ride continues!...so, you'll take the nice sunshine, and I'll take a tall glass of ice water and some luxurious shade!...smiles!