Friday, July 22, 2016

You “Bed Knot” Forget To Floss!

BEING THE GREEN-EYED, STRONG, GOOD-LOOKING, AND ELITE TRIATHLETE SWIMMER THAT HE IS, THE HSR, DECKED OUT IN A ONE PIECE BODY SWIMSUIT, SORT OF LIKE THIS GUY, IN THE OLD DAYS,


WALKS OUT TO THE BEACH WATER BACKWARD, AND WHEN HE GETS ABOUT WAIST DEEP, HE TURNS AROUND AND, WITH EASY STROKES, SWIMS OUT PAST THE BREAK WATER, AND HE JUST TREADS WATER STATIONARILY FOR A WHILE, THEN HE TURNS AND LEISURELY FLOATS ON HIS BACK AND COUNTS SOME OF THE FRIENDLY-LOOKING, SUPER-PUFFY CLOUDS


WHICH LOOK LIKE THEY COULD BE A THOUSAND HEAVENLY DINOSAUR FOOTPRINTS SCATTERED MASTERFULLY ACROSS THE ATMOSPHERE, THEN HE LOOKS PAST THE CLOUDS AND SEES A METEOR STREAK ACROSS THE SKY, AND MIND YOU, THIS IS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, AND A COUPLE MORE METEORS SHOW THEMSELVES, AND THE HSR DOESN’T THINK MUCH OF THIS, BUT HE TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO THE DIRECTION FROM WHICH THEY CAME, AND HE SEES ANOTHER ONE, BUT THIS ONE IS COMING IN HIS DIRECTION,


SO HE STOPS FLOATING ON HIS BACK AND TURNS TO TREAD WATER, AND FOLLOWS THIS METEOR RIGHT TO THE CLIFFS OF THE BEACH THAT HE IS ON!…AND THE METEOR SMASHES INTO THE CLIFFS, CAUSING A LANDSLIDE,


AND NOW, THE HSR SWIMS ASHORE AND RUNS TO WHERE THE NEW METEORITE JUST LANDED, BUT MORE OF THE CLIFFS ARE STARTING TO BREAK AWAY AND FALL DOWN, KEEPING HIM AWAY FROM CHECKING OUT THE NEW SKY ROCK, and while all of this is going on, your "I'm just trying not to have my crazy, mixed-up life get just like this crazy, mixed-up world!" smile, is also checking all of this out as it happens on the same beach, however, you are just going to stay put and get ready to witness one more fascinating sunset, reflecting and revealing its secrets over the mysterious azure agua...and forget about all the rest!


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“Dental floss helps you clean where the “sun don’t shine!””













Listen, folk!...

I ain't playing'!

If you know what's good for you...you "Bed Knot" forget!...

Cause if you do, in order to make you get in line, I might have to turn into a Driil Sargent on ya!...



Or maybe...in order to properly motivate, I might have to become that "Nagging Professor!"...


Please don't make me take anything out of my "Black Bag!..


You're old enough to know better...your mom raised you that way!


Assiduous flossing not only gets the almost 10% of plaque left behind from toothbrushing, it gets off most of the interdental plaque buildup out of the embrasure spaces between the teeth and under the gums! But sadly, we cannot remove 100% of all dental biofilm--there are always microscopic traces left behind--and plaque always grows back...with a vengeance!

Puffy, swollen, and infected gums like these...


can contribute to the potential internal inflammation of body cells, and parts like the heart, kidney, brain, and other areas!

Here's a "Virgin Dentition!"...Keep on being a virgin!



Proper "pop that string" flossing inhibits the free growth of microbe-community-based, gum-problem-and-cavity-producing biofilm, and the carious lesions that they can precipitate between teeth, if left untreated, and if those critters are left to their own devious devices, bacterial plaque



only gets more imposing, and destructive!...

Want some between teeth fillings?...


...just for looks?

Plus, not flossing, makes one have "Breff Stank!"

Hey, remember those kissing booths from long ago...



...well, did you know that they had a not-so-obvious sign that said, "No shoes, no shirt, no good teeth...No Service!"





 

May you have many…all of us, each and every one of us, count!...please meditate while reading this!...stay, or go, but not both!…smiles!

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