"Hi!
Your ticket is
right here...waiting for you
to see with your own eyes
HSR's next bitter-sweet adventures now playing city-sky wide
thanks to the super-projector in the sky!...
and we hope that you and your
"I'm sitting under the shade tree right now, thankful for the time and the opportunity!" smile, brought
your lunch buckets today, because
this tutorial is going to take
a while and...wait!... you're out in the cool and refreshing
"Why Do The Other Run Way Models Hate My New Smile! Part 3."
IS INVITED UP TO HAWAII'S HIGHEST
OBSERVATORY ON MAUNA KEA
AND ON HIS WAY UP HE, OF COURSE, SEES
AND ON HIS WAY UP HE, OF COURSE, SEES
AND
AND OF COURSE
BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN, A GUY
STOPS HSR AND HE TELLS HSR,
"HEY BUDDY, I CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE NOT FROM HERE, SO
IT'S MY DUTY, AS A HAWAIIAN MAN, TO SHARE WITH YOU SOME
OF OUR MOST FAMOUS SNACK!...HERE YA GO, BUDDY!
"THANK YOU!" RETURNS HSR...
SO, HSR TAKES THE GOOD SNACK AND FINISHES DRIVING ON UP THE STEEP HILLS
THEN HSR, WHEN AT THE GATE,
CALLS IN
AND HE IS LET IN THE FRONT GATE
AND SOON, AT THE OBSERVATORY FRONT DOOR,
HSR, THE DENTIST/AMATEUR ASTRONOMER
IS PERSONALLY GREETED BY THE HEAD ASTRONOMER RESEARCHER, PROFESSOR
BERONICA NICULESCU,
"COME RIGHT ON IN DR. REPORT, SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!"
"THANK YOU!", RETURNS HSR, "IT'S NICE UP HERE IN THE RARE AIR,
TO SEE OUR NEW FRONTIER OUT THERE!"
"OH, YOU'RE RHYMING ON ME NOW? HA HA...WELL,
THE STAFF," SAYS DR. NICULESCU, "ISN'T OPERATING NOW, SO,
THE STAFF," SAYS DR. NICULESCU, "ISN'T OPERATING NOW, SO,
IT'S JUST YOU AND ME AND,"
"AND THE WILDS OF SPACE," INTERJECTS HSR!...
"YES! LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND, DR. REPORT," SAYS THE PROFESSOR...
"SURE, " SAYS HSR...
AND THEY WALK DOWN A HALLWAY
THEN THEY REACH "THE BOWELS" OF THE OBSERVATORY
"WOW!" SAYS HSR...
"HERE'S TELESCOPE NUMBER ONE," SAYS THE PROFESSOR...
...WITH ITS PRIMARY MIRROR
...WITH ITS PRIMARY MIRROR
AND HERE ARE THE SECONDARY MIRRORS...
AND HSR PEEKS OUT OF A SIDE WINDOW AND SEES, 3,800 FEET DOWN, THE SANDS!...
AND,
ACROSS THE WAY, "OMG!...
IT'S SO PRETTY!"
"IT SURE IS...I'D LOVE TO GO EXPLORING WITH YOU, DR. REPORT...
BUT FOR NOW,
LET'S GO GRAB A BITE TO EAT!"
"YES, LET'S," RESPONDS HSR...
AND HSR SCARFS HIS FOOD DOWN
LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!
"BEFORE, PROFESSOR, WHEN WE TALKED ON THE PHONE,
YOU SAID THAT YOU ARE STUDYING
MERGING
BLACK HOLE LANDSCAPES...ANY PROGRESS?" ASKS HSR...
"SLOWLY," RESPONDS THE PROFESSOR, "I'M
LOOKING FOR MORE CANDIDATES TO GAUGE
WHAT MAY BE COMMON BEHAVIORS
FOR SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLES."...
"CAN I SHARE WITH YOU A THEORY OF MINE, PROFESSOR NICULESCU," ASKS HSR,
"PLEASE DO!" SAYS THE PROFESSOR...
"THERE'S A HUGE SPACE OUT THERE CALLED THE BIG VOID, AND I WAS THINKING...
WHAT IF THAT AREA HAD BLACK HOLES IN THE PAST,
AND ALL OF THE BLACK HOLES EVENTUALLY RAN OUT OF THINGS TO SWALLOW UP...
...GRAVITY WAVES AND ELECTROMAGNETIC WAVES AND ALL ELSE INCLUDED?
AND THEY, SO-CALLED "ATROPHIED AND FADED AWAY!"
ONE COULDN'T EVEN MEASURE THE BIG VOID'S DISTANCE IN LIGHT YEARS
BECAUSE...
THERE ISN'T EVEN
LIGHT AROUND TO HELP FIGURE IT OUT!" CONCLUDES HSR...
"WOW, DR. REPORT, I'M GOING TO RUN THAT THOUGHT
BY SOME OF MY COLLEAGUES!" SMILES THE PROFESSOR!
...
AND, AFTER THEY FINISH EATING, PROFESSOR NICULESCU SMILES AND ASKS,
"SO, DR. REPORT, IS THERE A SPECIAL LADY IN YOUR LIFE?"
"NOT AS PRETTY AS YOU, MY DEAR!" QUICKLY SAYS HSR,
MAKING THE PROFESSOR BLUSH A LITTLE...
BUT...
JUST THEN, HER TELECOM UNIT GOES OFF WITH A REPEATING BEEP...
"UH OH! I
NEED TO CHECK ON THE GEMINI OBSERVATORY
RIGHT NOW!...
...AND THAT'S STRANGE--INSTEAD OF RECEIVING SIGNALS FROM SPACE,
THERE ARE
SIGNALS
BEING SENT OUT...
NOW, WHO WOULD BE DOING THAT!"
"I'LL WALK OVER THERE WITH YOU, TO HELP!" SAYS HSR.
SO THEY HURRY ON OVER...
AND AS SOON AS THEY GET THERE, THEY BOTH SEE SOMEONE
OR SOMETHING...LURKING AROUND QUICKLY AND FURTIVELY...
WITH THEIR OWN EYES!...
AND THE PROFESSOR AND HSR LOOK AT EACH OTHER IN DISBELIEF!...
PLUS, HSR FLASHES BACK IN HIS MIND
WHEN HE HAD A "TOO REAL" DREAM AS A KID,
AND EVEN JUST THE OTHER NIGHT, WHEN AN ALIEN WOKE
HSR UP IN A FRIGHTENING WAY!...
AND HE HAD TO
RUN FOR DEAR LIFE!
SO, HSR AND THE PROFESSOR STEP PAST THE GEMINI OBSERVATORY DOORS, AND
THEY NOTICE THAT THE POWER HAS BEEN CUT OFF!...NO WAY!...
BUT...
ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY BOTH CAN'T MOVE A MUSCLE AT ALL
AND THAT'S BECAUSE THEY SEE
AN ALIEN OVERPOWERING THEM FROM A DISTANCE!
AND...
THEY ARE TAKEN TO WHAT MUST BE A "BOSS ALIEN!"...
BECAUSE IT SAYS,
"THANK YOU, LEKOLA, FOR BRINGING...THESE TWO
INTELLECTUAL SPECIMENS TO ME...
THEY WILL DO JUST FINE TO START OUR NEW PROGRAM!...
AND HSR AND THE PROFESSOR JUST "VANISH" LIKE THAT!...
...WITH THE ALIENS!
Love Toothbrush®
There are some "Pretty People" with some "Pretty Smiles!"
And we'll talk about that!
But, to get it out the way
let's start with this incontrovertible example of
"Pretty And Deadly Teeth" with strength!...
All of the following people have "quite a bite!"...
and have as great assets,
their "Hyperactive And Engaging Smiles!"
And, when I see Oprah, I think
Movers, Shakers, Thinkers, and Doers...
And George Clooney Artfully influences our movie experiences
by creating far-reaching, and real-seeming impacts!
Don't mess with people with "Pretty Teeth!"
Doing so can have potentially-dangerous
Consequences!
"Thank you...I'll pass"...
Katherine Zeta-Jones and her
anatomically perfect features...of the face...blare forth very white biters!
and her luminous elements
make people have a reaction!...
Howard Stern has a smile that is
architecturally-stamped and soldered together with golden proportion dimensions, yielding a "Bite to the Max!"
People with strong bites and lots of power sometimes
scare folks!
I repeat...Don't Mess!
Allesandra Ambrosia's smile speaks for her...very well!
and her "Illusion" creates a genetically-required need to look at, and wonder at, her smile, because some Natures are always perfect!
Tom Cruise
and his "Dental Whitenesses" make us believe him in his roles more!
Beautiful Smiles and
Pretty Teeth are double edged swords!
They cut, no matter which way you turn!
Katy Perry delivers and
guarantees that she will help us feel so good on the dance floor!
Morgan Freeman's smile cuts a wide swath...
especially if you get in his way!...
The whole and cumulative strength of the teeth biting your skin can be calculated on
you, if you wanna try!...
Megan Fox
makes Dentists become her smile worshippers!
Zac Efron
is super persuasive!
And I can quickly be persuaded to run away from this!
because it also doesn't floss!...
Victoria Beckham' smile is
just good to look at
She smiles, and then we smile, and suddenly, everyone's blinging their enamels!
Respect the Bite!
Remember...
A lot of people with
"Pretty Teeth" "Don't play Dat!"
you'll get
That's right...
Show 'um Nikki!
Talkin' about a smile lighting up a room!
"Dental Bling
can be a dangerous thing!"
May you have many..."Hollywood! I want to thank you for being my runway modeling Super-Agent
I get a chance to work all of the big shows
in France and Dubai
and Hong Kong and Naughty New York
,
butt, I just want to ask you one question--
"what country are we in today, I forgot!""...Oh, Hollywood, good, you're back from lunch, and
we're ultra-ready for you to do our bodies right, tip included!...now, I'm unbelievably accurate with my shooting, and as a matter of fact,
the only one who can beat me is
Cupid...smiles!
Before you go, HSR, I'm all packed and ready!
You drive and
I'll sit on your lap...
...but, I just hope that I don't...
squirm around too much!
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