Hello!...
Come on in!...I am expecting you!...
...While I guide you through today's tour,
you can be under the influence of
wine,
smoke,
song,
or just...nothing...you know...
straight!
However,
you will be
under the influence of
this blog's mysterious
circumstances
now only obtainable through this plumbing camera
which first must travel through the underground pipes
to show the story here...
"Excuse me...Mr. Story Narrator, Sir,
I left my movie glasses...can you not start for just a minute...while I go get them...
I'll be right back...
I just don't want to miss that sweet HSR flailing in the water...
...
Okay!...I'm back!...
Now where were we...
Oh yeah!...
So, you and your "if you were to finally "have it all," would it be a hassle to always protect and maintain "it all?" smile are about to kick it into high gear and
continue where we left off in
"Do You Love Your Teeth?...Well, Tell Them And Show Them That You Do!"
AND THAT'S WHERE HSR, AS A 25 YEAR-OLD, STRAPPING YOUNG MAN ON VACATION FROM DENTAL SCHOOL,
DECIDES TO DRIVE THROUGH, AND ENJOY, PARTS OF THE SOUTHERN UNITED STATES THAT'S FULL OF
TREES, TREES,
AND MORE TREES,
AND EVEN SOME STRANGE
AND MAYBE
BUT, HSR IS JUST SAILING ALONG ON THE HIGHWAY,
WITH HARDLY ANY OTHER CARS IN SIGHT
AND A NICE SKY
BUT, ALL OF A SUDDEN,
HE EXPERIENCES EVERY DRIVER'S NIGHTMARE...
A
FLAT TIRE!...
AND HSR FINDS OUT THAT THERE'S NO
SPARE!
AND,
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE...
...OR RATHER, 99 MILES TO THE NEXT REST STOP, HSR
FINDS THAT HE ALSO HAS NO
CELL PHONE COVERAGE!...
CRAP!..
SO, NOW HE HAS TO HOOF IT!... SO HE LEAVES THE CAR...
AND DURING LAST EPISODE,
HE SAW A LOT OF SCARY THINGS AS THE PLACE GOT DARK
AND HE GOT SCARED SOMEWHAT,
BUT,
HE FINALLY GETS AN OLD CAR
TO WORKING,
AND IN THE DARK OF NIGHT
HE IS DRIVING THE GLORIOUS JALOPY DOWN AN UNKNOWN ROAD
AND HSR IS DETERMINED TO BE TOUGH
AND
TO MAKE IT OUT OF THIS SCENARIO IN ONE PIECE
THEN...
UH OH
AGAIN, STEPS ON THE GAS ALL THE WAY, AND
BURNS RUBBER OUT OF THERE!...
AND GOES A WAYS MORE
BUT THEN, HSR'S CAR RUNS OUT OF GAS!...
GEE WILIKERS!...
SO NOW HE GETS OUT AND STARTS WALKING...
IN THE
SPOOKY MOONLIGHT!
"I'LL USE MY CELL PHONE LIGHT TO MAKE IT THROUGH!" THINKS HSR
BUT, THEN
HSR HAS SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT SHINING A LIGHT, BECAUSE
OTHER STUFF OUT THERE CAN SEE HIM AS AN EASY MARK,
SO HE SHUTS IT OFF FOR NOW
AND WALKS SOME MORE
AND AFTER A WHILE MORE OF WALKING
HSR THEN,
THANKFULLY,
THINKS HE SEES A FRIEND
BUT, AFTER BLINKING SOME AND WIPING HIS EYES,
HE REALLY SEES
"SHUCKS!" HE SAYS...
AND HSR LOOKS UP
"I HOPE THAT YOU GUYS UP THERE REALLY ARE
MY LUCKY STARS!" HE WISHES...
"THIS IS JUST A TEST
TO SEE IF I'M WORTHY!" HE AGAIN SAYS TO HIMSELF...
THEN,
OH BOY!
HSR SEES A CAVE!
"BUT ON SECOND THOUGHT, I THINK I'LL PASS!" THINKS HSR...
SO AFTER SOME MORE SLOW AND ZOMBIE-LIKE WALKING,
HE GETS REALLY TIRED AND JUST HAS TO SIT DOWN!
"I MUST SLEEP...NOW!...I'LL TRY THIS TREE RIGHT
HERE...
WHICH LOOKS LIKE EQUAL PARTS INVITING AND...SCARY!" THINKS HSR...
SO HE LAYS DOWN
AND SLOWLY CLOSES HIS EYES AND
IMMEDIATELY HE SEES
STRANGE STUFF
"SHEESH!"
"HSR!" CALLS THIS PERSON
AND HSR SWEARS HE OPENS HIS EYES...BUT HE STILL SEES THE SAME!...
THE WOMAN AGAIN SAYS, "DR. REPORT!...CAN YOU
HEAR ME?...
AND HSR MOANS A "YES!"
"GOOD, " SAYS THE WOMAN, "YOU ARE IN MY
TERRITORY NOW!
AND I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME...
"WHAT DO YOU NEED FROM ME," A TIRED-TO-THE-BONE HSR ASKS...
AND THE WOMAN, WHO IS MORPHING RIGHT BEFORE HSR'S CLOSED EYES
SAYS,"..."
"What are the three thing that you are most scared of?"
Aah...the life in paradise!...
...for years and years!
This lucky dude Dentist
named Dr. Eugene Mc Caries
has been practicing on the Caribbean Island of "Jamayruba,"
for decades!...
and has seen many generations and ships
of tourists come and go...
and there's never a shortage of patients that stop by and
have one emergency
or
another...
And Dr. Mc Caries fixes them all,
and sends them away feeling,
looking,
and biting
better than when they first showed up!
So, right now, Dr. Mc Caries is finishing his patient
And you're genuine "Old School!"
I mean, just look at your treatment chair!
"Thanks!," says Dr. Mc Caries, as he points to the wall, "And this is a picture of my Dad when
he was a Dentist!"
"Well, thanks one more time, Doc, for
fixing me up!"...
"You're welcome, Sonny...see you around!"
So, Dr. Mc Caries, walks out of his office for a break
and his dental assistant walks with him and says,
"Dr. Mc Caries, I'll be right back with one of your favorite smoothies!"..
"Thanks, Jenna!"
And the Doctor moseys slowly over to the beach
which is right in front of his office building...
and just kicks back and enjoys the view...
"Hey, Eugene! Wanna join us?" says
his buddy Wayne.
"Come on and loosen up, my friend...a lot of us
are getting together and getting "foot loose and fancy-free!"
"Wayne, you get "foot loose" everyday!"
"Maybe later," says Mc Caries.
Then the good Doctor reminisces about when he was younger
and was a champion swimmer...
...as a matter of fact--he beat Micheal Phelps in a swim off once,
when Michael Phelps was
7 years old...but who's counting age!
...
Meanwhile, in Miami, some swimsuit models
are about to board a boat
and ride over a short distance to Jamayruba
for a calendar shoot.
And yes, there are plenty of
cutie pies aboard
just playing around
and having fun
and one of the ladies says,
to a friend, " I think that the photographer likes me!"
and another one asks, "Now where did I put
my keys?"
But for the most part, the ladies where just relaxing,
with their beautiful selves!
and they are almost to the shore of Jamayruba
when
Oh, No!
Their boat, for some reason, capsizes
and the girls are thrown over board!
And some kids on shore, who are patients of Dr. Mc Caries, shout
to the Doctor on the beach,
"Hey, Dr. Mc Caries! Some people fell off of a boat, and are in trouble!"
And Dr. Mc Caries stops daydreaming, and looks up and
sees some people coming ashore
and the Doctor swims out a couple of times
and he finally manages to bring all the models
onto the beach head!
But some of them are knocked out!
And a person who is witnessing the event says,
"Sir...do you think you should
do CPR?"
And a tired-from-swimming-so-much Dr. Mc Caries starts CPR on this woman
and she finally comes to!
Then, he does chest compressions and breathing to this woman
and she wakes up, too!
Now he jumps to his duty for this woman...
And next,
he saves this woman
And, as the last one he treats finally comes to
she profusely thanks the Doctor and asks,
"Do you still think I can still look good while
doing my job?"
And the good, life-saving Doctor, smiles a tired, but very happy, "Yes, Mam!"
So now, fortunately, every one is saved and accounted for,
and of course, Mc Caries has a whole bunch of new "great patients for life!"
...
But, Dr. Mc Caries doesn't hang out so much now
with his buddy Wayne
because the good Doctor has just made good friends with a new and beautiful
"Personal Assistant" from that same Modeling Agency!...
...who t _ _ _ s him in bed every night!...
To sleep like a baby!
"Go 'head, Doc!"
May you have many...Hi, my favorite Dentist! I'm just leaving the County Fair after winning some gum
and some toys
but the biggest prize I love the most
are your "dreamy kisses!"..."Dr. Report, I'm about to jump down from this foot stool, and feel free to
hug and squeeze as much as you want when you catch me!"..."Hollywood! I'm walking up behind you,
but fear not, because
"The Force" and "My Love"
"Hold up, HSR!...we just learned CPR in class today, and, we want
you and Dr. Mc Caries to be our first victims, I mean, patients!"
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