Hi there!...
Please, come with me!...
And I made your favorite ice drink!
Here!...
to soothe you down to your...
deepest core of cores!
"Hey...sorry to interrupt, but...can I
share some of that drink with you, Sir?"
...
Yes, you may...and everyone knows that there's plenty of good stuff to go around!
But there are uncertainties at hand...namely in HSR's direction!
I hope that he makes it today!
And this time HSR's miraculous adventures can only be ascertained by looking through a
key hole to a secret room in an international
spy hotel!...
"Hey, is HSR really a spy," asks this
lady, "cause if he is...I have an unbreakable code
that I would love to see HSR labor to break!"
"No, mam, HSR is not a spy, at least I don't think he is...but
I do know that he is a Dentist/Adventurer, to answer your question.
But, anyway...
Are you...
and your "some things I like to be slippery when wet, and then some other things, I like them to be dry and steadfast!" smile, still
bawling with laughter
about HSR's problematic escapades?
Well, a lot of people are...
especially this time--when he was caught red-handed during the blog post
AND HSR, TRYING TO SURVIVE, THIS TIME,
FINDS HIMSELF AS A TEENAGE BOY WHO LIVES
IN THE SAHARA DESERT
WHERE HE RAISES
CAMELS WITH HIS FAMILY FOR FUN AND PROFIT
EVER SINCE HE WAS
A LITTLE BOY,
AND, BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY THAT
ONE NEEDS TO BE CAREFUL WITH CAMELS, BECAUSE THEY CAN HAVE
SUPER STRENGTH!
AND LAST EPISODE (WHICH HAD TOO MUCH DRAMA!),
WHILE HSR WAS WALKING HIS CAMELS, "TO GET A LITTLE SUN AND FRESH AIR,"
HE MEETS A STRANGE LADY
WHO COMES UP TO HIM AND SAYS,
"I HAVE SEEN YOU FROM AFAR
AND NOW UP CLOSE....
AND IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU CAN "PERCEIVE" THINGS
THAT ALMOST EVERYONE ELSE CAN'T!"
AND SHE CONTINUES,
"I NEED YOU TO ACCOMPANY ME TO FIND THE "EMERALD OASIS"
IN THE DEEP DESERT
WHERE UNPARALLELED
TREASURES AND FORMULAS
ARE
HIDDEN,
AND,
THE "OLD ONES"
WHO PUT IT THERE,
NEED FOR IT TO BE FOUND,
ONLY BY "ONE WHO PERCEIVES THE TRUTH!." WHO WILL ALSO
HELP TO STRAIGHTEN OUT THIS CROOKED WORLD,
AND HSR BLURTS, "THE EMERALD OASIS IS JUST A FAIRY TALE!...
IT'S SUPPOSE TO APPEAR AND CAN QUICKLY DISAPPEAR
RIGHT BFORE YOUR VERY EYES IN THE
SHIFTING SANDS!"
"BUT I AM DEPENDING ON YOU TO FIND EXACTLY WHERE IT IS!...
...FOR THE HOPE OF MANKIND!" PLEADS THE WOMAN...
"IN TWO NIGHTS, A LONG-AWAITED CELESTIAL
ALIGNMENT WILL OCCUR, AND THE
TREASURES OF THE EMERALD OASIS WILL BE REVEALED!...
...BUT...WE MUST BE THERE AND READY!" FINISHES HE WOMAN...
SO, HSR, WHO KNOWS THE AREA LIKE THE BACK OF HIS HAND,
STARTS IN A SPECIFIC DIRECTION...
AND,
THEY MAKE THEIR WAY DEEPER INTO THE SEARING HOT SANDY STUFF,
BUT,
ALONG THE WAY...
A GIGANTIC SAND STORM STARTS TO ENVELOP THEM
AND FORTUNATELY,
THEY FIND REFUGE IN AN ABANDONED TENT
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, EXCUSE ME, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT,
AND IT IS THERE, AFTER A WHILE,
THAT HSR IS TOLD TO FALL ASLEEP!
BY THE WOMAN,
AND HSR STARTS TO HAVE VIVID DREAMS...
ABOUT HIS CAMELS
AND A GIRL HE ADMIRES BACK HOME
AND HIS BIG BROTHER WHO IS A GREAT EXPLORER
AND HIS BROTHER SEEMS TO SAY, "IN THE GREAT DESERT, ONLY BELIEVE
SOME OF WHAT YOU SEE, AND
A LITTLE BIT LESS OF WHAT YOU HEAR, BUT TRUST 100% YOUR
INNER REFLEXES!"
...
AND IN HIS WINDY SLEEP, HSR
DREAMS MORE...
AND HE SEES A CHARACTER...WHO SPEAKS,
"I AM THE PRINCE," THE MAN SAYS...
"AND SHE IS THE PRINCESS OF
OF SANDLANDIA...
...YOUNG MAN, PLEASE LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY...
...TO FIND THE EMERALD OASIS AND COME BACK SAFELY
YOU MUST,
BEFORE YOU TRAVERSE THE SANDS, HSR,
YOU MUST TRAVERSE THE LANDSCAPE OF YOUR INNER SELF...
...TO PREPARE YOU!
...
HERE, SPEAK TO THIS WOMAN IN FRONT OF YOU"...
"YOUNG MAN, PLEASE COME IN"...SAYS THE LADY,
"I HAVE BEEN WAITING CENTURIES FOR SOMEONE...THE RIGHT ONE...TO ENTER
HERE!
HERE!
PLEASE, SIR...YOU ARE TO INHALE A FULL BREATH OF THIS POTION
"YOU, SIR...THE ONE WHO PERCEIVES TRUTH...
...I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE!..
BUT...
THIS WILL OPEN WIDE DOORS TO OTHER UNIVERSES"
NOW, HSR THINKS TO HIMSELF "HOW MANY LAYERS IS MY DREAM GOING TO HAVE TONIGHT?"
AND THEN, THE POTION...SMACKS HIM GOOD!...
THE WOMAN SAYS, "SIR, JUST RELAX...
AND DO NOT HOLD ANY THOUGHTS!
"OKAY"... SPEAKS HSR...
"OMG!" HE PERCEIVES!...
"GEE!"
I WONDER WHERE ALL OF THIS IS TAKING ME?"...
"HSR," THE WOMAN SAYS...BUT NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE THIS!
"HSR, JUST LOOK, AT BUT DO NOT STUDY, THE TABLETS!"...
A FLOW OF THOUGHTS WILL EMERGE...
...JUST FEEL THEM!...
AS YOU OBSERVE!
NOW, TAKE ONE MORE POTION...HERE...
THAT'S RIGHT!"...
THEN HSR FEELS FAT IN THE FACE
AND HE SEES
"_ _ _ _!"
"_ _ _ _!" (BUT DIFFERENT THAN THE FIRST!)
AND THIS GUY
WHO SEEMS TO BE ENTERING HIS DREAM AT A DEEPER STAGE,
SPEAKS, "THESE VISIONS THAT YOU ARE PERCEIVING
ARE IMPLANTING
SUBLIMINAL NEURONAL CONNECTIONS!...
THAT WILL ULTIMATELY SHOW THEMSELVES IN ALL OF THEIR APPARENT GLORY
DURING YOUR VENTURE!
NOW...
DRINK THIS "ACTIVE" POTION....
AND HSR SWALLOWS EVERY LAST DROP!...
IMMEDIATELY HE SEES
HIS CONSCIOUSNESS ASCENDING!...
AND FRICTIONLESS MOTION!
OH WOW!...
A PICTURE OF MY
GRANDMOTHER...
AND A PICTURE OF
...HER GRANDMOTHER!
OH, THAT'S MY
CAMEL, ALYA!...
THE MAN SAYS, "WATCH THE PATHS AND MESSAGES OF THESE
ORBS!
...MANY PEOPLE WILL TRY TO INTERCEPT
YOU ON YOUR JOURNEY!
BUT...THEY ARE NOT TO SUCCEED!...
I AM SENDING SHAA
WITH YOU
AS BACK UP...
...TO APPEAR ONLY WHEN NEEDED!
REMEBER, HSR...YOU ARE "THE PERCEIVER AND DISCOVERER
OF TRUTH...WHO WILL!...HELP SHOW THE TRUTH APPARENT!
NOW, RISE WITH THE SUN
AND START YOUR JOURNEY OF DESTINY!
...
...
NOW, HSR WAKES UP AND SEES
THE WOMAN...AND SHE ASKS, "HOW DO YOU FEEL?...YOUR SLEEP WAS RESTLESS!"...
AND HSR SAYS, "THAT'S STRANGE, BECAUSE I HAVE AND FEEL MORE ENERGY
IN MY BONES THAN EVER!"...BUT WHAT'S THIS...UNDER ME...
POKING ME!"...
HSR TAKES HIS HAND AND REACHES UNDER THE CARPET ON WHICH HE LAYS
AND HE UNEARTHS AN
UNEXPLIANABLE CRYSTAL!
"OH MY GOSH!...HSR, YOU HAVE FOUND THE "ROCK OF VISION"
THAT WILL REFLECT THE LOCATION
DURING THE ALIGNMENT...WE, INDEED, ARE BEING HELPED RIGHT NOW!"
SHE EXCLAIMS..."BUT...WE MUST LEAVE AT ONCE!" SHE SAYS...
"YES, WE MUST!" HSR SAYS WITH A DETERMINED AND CONQUERING VOICE!...
BUT JUST THEN...
HSR'S INNER MIND IS WARNINGLY JOLTED BY A VISION
OF SOME "SAND PARA-HUMAN" THREATS
THAT LAY AHEAD!
"May your most pleasurable activity come again soon!"
The Wonderful Teeth of our species...
are just...just ..totally indispensable!
They help us to eat,
to speak,
and to "bling,"
among other things...
And the teeth of machines
are just totally awesome, too!...
...
Man has learned how to "pull elements out of the air,
and the land, and the sea,
and he has learned how to chemically
combine these elements
to make him more powerful
over his natural surroundings,
and over his
competitors!
Man-made machine teeth help with so many things in our daily lives,
like making metals turn
and gears shift
and precision parts engage each other in engineered-specific, and predetermined
and beautiful ways
with no room for
error!
But machines and their teeth can develop problems, too...
They can break
or wear down or malfunction.
And when a machine's teeth and other internal parts give out
one doesn't call a dentist...
One calls a "fixer"
that's appropriate!
We all know that in the human mouth...
the teeth chomp!..."like day spose to!"
and masticate in cycles!
And machines also work in cycles...
When two metals of similar hardnesses meet
work can get
done!
Now when a hard surface meets or "bites"
against a softer surface, this
or this
can happen!...
Man has even progressed to the point to where we can make
molecular
motors and mechanisms!
Even CRISPR molecules that can
patch and site-specifically change
DNA and RNA sequences!
But some of our most useful machines that have teeth parts among them,
have become very necessary in our lives, like
cars, and
smoothie-making machines, and
better mouse traps!
Machines that shear things,
like our front teeth do,
have become a commercial necessity for production facilities!
And don't forget our cyber entertainments that use
smash to smithereens forces!
So, Man and Machine teeth on this Earth,
both good
and bad,
oh yes...and funny
will continue to be big parts of our lives in the foreseeable futures...
Oh, and , hey...
some teethy machines may make you chuckle
at their motions
and maybe even
say, "what the
heck are these cycles
about?"
Aah yes...and the biting of these teeth right here, are netting us refreshing
results!
But careful, don't break
your enamel!
Oh, boy...sugar always
has a way of showing up!
...
So, the takeaway here is,
"Watch Out!"
If any machines, with their deadly mechanical teeth
and dangerous systems
and missions ever get out of hand...
just make sure that you can still...as a last resort...
be able to disconnect
the machine's proverbial power source!
Whew!
That way, Mankind can still rule!
Now,
that's using the good sense
and machinery in
your "good ol' noggin!"
May you have many..."As Queen of the Kingdom here, Dr. Report,
I'm used to always having things my way--but,
for this long and hot weekend--
you can have it your way!...hey, Hollywood, I just got my new Psychotherapy Couch!--and I want to
Sigmund Freud you!...thanks for the treat, Dr. Winge, my "Big Boopee Boopee!" and tonight, I want
to share with you
a special
Pre-Midnight Snack!...smiles!
Before you leave,
HSR,
please come into my room...
...or better yet...
I'll meet you in the
"Room of your Mind!"
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