I'm The First Practicing Dentist On The Moon!...And, Boy!...Do I Have Some Stories For You!...Part 1.

"Come on in, please...



I'll pour you a tall one!








































"Thank you for polishing

my smile to perfection!"







































"HSR...

it's so nice and



bright outside...





"Dr. Report,

can you tell me

some more stories

about your Pirate Adventures!...

It's so interesting!



It seems so real!"












































"I wish that could blow a bubble so big

that

we could fly away to

"Bubble Gum Land!""




































"Greetings, oh Coveted Reader!

And Welcome...to this Latest Chapter

of "Where Dentistry Meets The Red Carpet!"

It's "Hot off the Presses!"








































Oh, no!

It's "Amalance Time!"

'Cause HSR is on the loose!

Does he to have to have

close brushes with Dangers...all the time?



Milk is good for the teeth and bones...  but

skateboards used wrongly

"ain't" good tor the teeth and bones!

He adds insult to injury

quite frequently!

And just when you think you have him...

He's Gone!

God watches out for Babies and Fools,

and you know just 

which one

HSR is!

Oh. Lord! I'm glad that he 

at least took his 

Backpack with his homework home...

Because of that...he's still

walkin' and talkin'!

That's it!...Break that Sucka!...and prevent

any future crap!






Well,

now that we got that

out the way...

you and your

"don't panic...what you are desperately looking for is...just where you left it...now...

where did you leave it?"

smiles are

hoping to find some

valuable stuff!

And...

Let's see...

This week's Installment

will be conveyed to you

using a very simple method...

...we will be giving all of you Readers

"the scoop"

through the

"passing of the notes!"...



yeah...

just like everybody did in Junior

High and

high school!

And maybe College...

...with some of the updates 

arriving with a little

"spin" put in!




















































Well, people...

comparing notes about HSR's best friends is

way different than taking notes about what's

about to happen to him...

...and something's gonna happen!

...

Last time, during

"Eff'n Y'allz No Flossa Dem Teeffez... Deyz Gona Diez!",

HSR,

AS A PROUD LITTLE BOY,

IS BORN AND GROWS UP

IN THE MICRO COUNTRY

OF GUINMALI-COTE,

WHICH IS WHERE THE BORDERS OF

MALI, IVORY COAST, AND GUINEA MEET,

AND HE DREAMS OF BECOMING

A REAL AND UNBEATABLE

MARTIAL ARTIST,

AND HE HAS BEEN PRACTICING SO SO SERIOUSLY,

EVER SINCE A VISITING MONK

FROM MONGOLALAND

PERSONALLY GAVE HIM A

STATUE,

AND TOLD HIM,

"MAKE YOUR MARTIAL ARTS THE BEST IT CAN BE...

AND SOMETIMES...

IT MAY JUST BE

THE BEST IN THE WORLD!"

SO,

AS HE GREW,

HSR ALWAYS PRACTICED WITH HIS SWORD



AND DREAMED OF CUTTING ENEMIES LIKE A

TRUE ADVERSARY!...

WHILE ALSO HONING

HIS HAND AND FOOTWORK,

IN THE WAYS OF THE MONK!

THEN,

ONE DAY, A LITTLE MONK-IN-TRAINING,

NAMED WINGE SHO

SENDS HSR AN E-MAIL!...

INVITING HSR TO COME 

TO HIS TEMPLE SCHOOL AND 

TRAIN FOR THE MONKHOOD IN MONGOLALAND!

"OMG!...MOM,  DAD!...CAN I GO, 

OH, PLEASE, OH PLEASE, OH PLEASE!"

AND HIS PARENTS FINALLY RELENT...

YES!

"I CAN BE A REAL MASTER...

I CAN BE A REAL...

...MASTER!"

...

AND HSR'S DREAM 

NOW COMES TRUE!

HE CAN NOW LEARN 

TO BE THE BEST THAT HE CAN BE

IN SPIRIT

AND IN 

BODY!

HE CAN GROW TO BE

JUST LIKE THAT GUY ON 

THE MATRIX!"..

AND LEARN A GOOD KUNG FU FACE

AND DO DARING FEATS!...

BUT NONE THAT ARE

"WAY OVERBOARD AND

UNNECESSARILY OUTRAGEOUS!"

...

HSR JUST WANTS

TO BE ABLE  TO

"KICK MAJOR A"

WHEN HE 

HAS TO!

HE WANTS CONCENTRATION, STRENGTH, AND ENDURANCE TO DO THIS

AND THIS

WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE!

AND HSR KNOWS THAT GREAT KUNG FU CAN

WIN IN THE END!...

WARNING!...

WHEN

"DEEP KUNG FU IS UNLEASHED!...

NO PRISONERS

ARE TAKEN!



LATER,

HSR

TEACHES OTHER YOUNG MONKS!

THEN, 

ONE DAY, 

A GREAT EXHIBITION IS PUT ON

AND EVERYONE 

FROM ALL AROUND

COMES TO CELEBRATE THE ARTS!

AND THE SHOW IS HIGH-FLYING 

AND SPECTACULAR!

DRAWING MANY OOHS AND AAHS!...

AND HSR PERFORMS ALONE

AND ALSO 

WITH SOME OTHER MONKS

TO SHOW GREAT FEATS OF STRENGTH 

AND SKILL

AND HSR WOWS THE CROWD 

WITH STUFF THAT PEOPLE 

FIND HARD TO BELIEVE

HOWEVER...

AFTER THE SHOW...

ONE OF THE GRAND MONKS 

CALLS HSR ASIDE AND TELLS 

HIM

"YOU ARE DOING VERY WELL HERE,

BUT,

I AM SENDING YOU ON A JOURNEY

FROM WHICH 

YOU 

MAY NOT RETURN...

BUT I HOPE THAT YOU DO!"

...AND BE STRONG LIKE 

"THE NEW BUT KNOWING BABY

WITH THE INNATE

SPIRIT,

WHO KNOWS WHAT TO DO IN HIS TIME!...

TO DEFEAT 

THE ENEMY!"

"WHAT MUST I DO, 

OH ELEVATED MONK, SIR?"

ASKS HSR...

"PLEASE," THE GRAND MONK SPEAKS,

"LISTEN CAREFULLY,

THE GRAND LION NEEDS TWO NEW TEETH!

AND THE STONES FOR THE TEETH

ARE LOCATED AT THE MOST REMOTE

AND HIGHEST AND CRUELEST

MOUNTAIN TOP

IN THE WORLD

IN "PEAK-GANISTAN!"

WHICH IS NORTHEAST OF THE STORIED HIMALAYAS,

BUT IT'S  WINDIER, SNOWIER, AND

SLIPPERIER, AND MORE DEADLY...

AND PEOPLE COULD CLIMB

THAT FORBIDDING POINT

TO THE SKY,

BUT

INSTEAD,

THEY ALL,

EVEN THE BEST CLIMBERS,  SAY

"NAA, NAA, NAA...THANKS,

BUT,

NO THANKS...

...I'LL PASS!...I'D RATHER JUST

GO AHEAD AND DO EVEREST!"

HSR,

YOU MUST BRAVE THROUGH BAD WEATHER,

AND AGAINST

BAD CARNIVOROUS ANIMALS,

BAD SPIRITS,

AND

BAD PEOPLE...

AND RETURN BEFORE TWO FORTNIGHTS PASS...

AND IF YOU COME BACK WITH THE RIGHT ROCKS,

THEY WILL AUTOMATICALLY

AND MAGNETICALLY FIT

RIGHT INTO THE GRAND LION'S MOUTH,

PERFECTLY!...

...FOR THAT IS THE RARE ROCK,

ONLY FOUND THERE,

AND FROM WHICH THE GRAND LION ITSELF

IS MADE FROM!"

YOU MUST DO THIS...FOR

OUR WHOLE KINGDOM TO STAY IN

HAPPY HARMONY!...

...SO WHEN OUR

"ONCE-IN-ONE-HUNDRED-THOUSAND-YEARS" STARS ALIGN...

THERE WILL BE A CONTINUITY OF DYNAMIC

 CHI!

SO, HSR,

YOU ARE

METICULOUSLY CHOSEN!...

NOW, GO,

AND MEDITATE

WITH THE "CANDLE OF FAITH"  TONIGHT...

AND START YOUR JOURNEY TOMORROW...

ANY QUESTIONS?"

"NO SIR,"

BOWS HSR!

"AAYYYYEEE  YA!"

SO

 HSR GOES BY

THE CANDLE OF FAITH

TO SPEND SOME TIME,

THEN HE GOES BY THE BUDDAH

FOR POSITIVE DIRECTION...

THEN, 

HE RELAXES WITH A POSE...

THEN WITH ANOTHER ONE

THEN FINALLY RETIRES FOR A GOOD NIGHT'S

SLEEP!

BUT

THING'S DON'T JUST

INNOCENTLY STOP THERE!

HSR VISIONS ABOUT

A PEACEFUL

STREAM...

THEN A PRETTY LADY

IN THE

WIND

THEN A KENDO SCORE

"HSR...WHAT ARE YOU

SEEKING UP HERE," SAYS THIS

WISE MARTIAL ARTIST...

..."BEFORE YOU START ANY JOURNEY,

YOU MUST RECOUNT 

WHY YOU ARE HERE AT ALL

IN THE FIRST PLACE!

THE UNIVERSE IS WIDER THAN 

OUR DESPERATE MINDS 

CAN EVEN START TO REACH

SO YOU MUST CONCENTRATE AND BUILD

ON THE POINT OF YOUR

CENTER

THEN 

YOUR MARTIAL MOTIONS

WILL GAIN

UNFALSIFIED TRUENESS

TO CLEAR YOUR PATH!...

PLUS...YOU WILL 

BE ABLE TO BLEND IN

AND COMPLETE ANY MISSION

AND THEN MOVE ON,

UNNOTICED!"

NOW,

 A FORCE TRIES TO APPEAR

AND TRIES TO APPREHEND HIM!

WHICH MAKES HSR WAKE UP

ALMOST WITH A

DETERMINED "FIRE IN HIS EYES!"

SO, HE EATS, DRINKS, PRAYS AND THEN STARTS HIS TREK

AND AFTER MANY, MANY MILES

A WANDERER

WALKS WITH HIM

AND SAYS,

"YOU'RE GOING TO PEAK-GHANISTAN?...

WELL GOOD LUCK!

I NEVER HEAR FROM PEOPLE WHO 

HAVE MADE IT UP THERE, ON THEIR WAY BACK!...

YOU MUST HAVE 

MORE GOING FOR YOU THAN

JUST YOUR WITS...NOTICE ALL OF THE SIGNS...

I BEG YOU!"

THEN,

 HSR WALKS FOR MANY

MORE MILES,

AND COMES ACROSS SOME MORE MONKS...

AND ONE OF THEM ASKS,

YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE 

A JACKET WITH YOU?...

JUST KIDDING!...

BUT YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON 

THAT WE'VE SEEN IN TWO YEARS!

YOU'RE NOT LOST ARE YOU?"

"NO SIR," SAYS HSR, AS HE KEEPS 

ON WALKING...

FOR A MOMENT THOUGH,

HSR NOW TAKES A BREAK

BUT

IT'S GETTING DARK...

AND IT SEEMS

THAT THIS

IS NO REGULAR NIGHT!...

IT'S TOO SPOOKY...

LIKE SOME REAL  _ _ _ _

IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN!

SO, HSR SEES A CAVE

BUT

HSR ONLY MAKES IT

TO THE ENTRANCE...

AND THEN,

HE...

OH, NO!...

COLLAPSES!

AND...

RIGHT THEN!...

SOME UNFRIENDLY APPARITIONS

NOW COME OUT OF THE

AIR REACHING

FOR HIM!

WHAT'S THIS?...

A PERSON...

...OR IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S A PERSON,

DRAGS HSR INTO THE CAVE FOR SAFETY!

HSR NOTICES THIS,

AND SAYS, "THANK YOU!

THEN,

HE GOES

UNCONSCIOUS!...

Love Toothbrush®

"All you need is healthy life!...Everything else can come after that!"




































































I don't know...

I'm not sure that it

has anything to do with it...

but

Dr. McBite was born

on a night

just before midnight!

And there was a

full moon!

And he as been fascinated with our "Celestial

Little Brother" in the sky

ever since he could see in the sky,

Yes!...He would spend hours familiarizing



himself with all of the features and landmarks

and maybe he was amazed at the

"Man In The Moon!

Now, as a kid,

the good Doctor

was a regular kid that

liked to clown around

with his brother

and he had cousins that

liked to have fun with him!

And he got into trouble sometimes

But...

he survived!

The young Doctor McBite liked going to the Observatory a lot!



And as he grew, he partied some times

but he really looked forward to just



"hangin' out wit Da Moon!"

Of course,

he wished that he could actually



hold it, and stuff!

The young Doctor McBite would also

watch



eclipses



on TV!

And, boy...did he ever have



lucid dreams!

So, you know that,

one day he wants to really,

I mean really,

go to the Moon as an



Astronaut!



Yeah!...

But he liked "Pretty Dentistry,"

too!

Especially, the smile of a nice girl



down the street, who was also

enamored with the Moon!

So,

after graduating from,

of course,

USC

Dental School,

he went and excelled at Astronaut

School!

McBite went through

rigorous

training, repeatedy...

to get it right!

And when the top "King" guy at NASA

cleared the Doctor to go to the moon

at first, he didn't believe it...



but... when it sank in...

everyone

was so happy!

Now he could join the ranks



of some of his

many favorite

and famous

heroes and



"sheroes!" (Dr. Jeanette Epps!)





So,

Doctor McBite

is going to be

the first "Dentist On The Moon!"

and wasting no time...

his mission

gets ready...

and after waiting

to launch

he and the crew enter the space rocket

and then settle in

and now..

Dr. Saiph Savage,

of the extremely Top Secret

International Agency,  "ABC"

(Already Been Computed), gives

the okay

after she does her last rechecks

of the redundant computer backups...

and now...

HSR and his buddies...

they

blast off!...

and the primary booster 

disengages,

then,

the ship

autopilots itself

the rest of the way!

And

after circling the Moon

 a couple of times,

and seeing the infinite star sights out of the window

he and his crew finally

softland!

Now,

 Dr. McBite disembarks from the module

And Boy...

is he ever amazed by

what he sees!

There must be a whole

city here!

But it's on the Far Side of the Moon!...

So this area can't be watched

by the

Earthlings!

Wow!...

what a view of the Milky Way

unobscured by the atmosphere and lights...

like on Earth!

"Welcome to the Moon Dr. McBite!,

Let me show you 

around," greets one person...

"Here's our briefing room," continues the guide

And a woman stops the Doctor and says,

"OMG! You're new here! I'll fill you in on our little Colony later, mkay?"

"I'd love that!," says the Doc.

"Oh, yes, Doctor," she says..."here's a copy of

Heidi Ruby Miller's 

book, 

Ambasadora!...She's the the most 

popular author here on the Moon!"...

as she giggles and walks away.

Then,

he passes by a cavernous interior

and they walk down one hallway

"And here's our mess hall...and 

we do serve gourmet food here!"

Then, 

they go down another hallway

and as they are walking, 

a person comes on the PA System and says,

"Jupiter Update!...

Thanks to our Observatory Scientists,

we have just discovered the "Counter Rotational Asteroid"

that was predicted...

Let's give them a Thumbs Up, crew!"

And the Doctor can hear people

applauding!

Now, another person stops the Doctor 

in the hallway and asks,

"Are you the new Dentist here?..My name is X69!"

And the Doctor responds, "Yes! I'm just arriving!...Would

you like to be my first patient?"

"Maybe...maybe not...I can go 

either way, you know!," then she smiles, "maybe tomorrow!"

So, now, another guy says 

to Dr. McBite, 

"This way, please, to your Dental Office, Sir!"

""Wow," 

exalts the Doctor when he sees this!

"You'll find your facilities to be State Of The Art, Doctor!



Do I have an Assistant?" asks McBite.

"Not yet, but soon!" says the guide.

"Here are your headquarters, Doctor...

and your bedroom...

and  a study room...

and your viewing 

area!

"Now, Sir...the last part of our orientation...

...since we



are cramped for space,

you will be partnered up!...

And,

since your 

'Biotic Profile' 

shows that you have

Strong Heterozygotic DNA...

you shall be partnered with"...

"Thanks, Sam...

I'll take it from here!" interrupts this woman...

Doctor...let's get

started,

right away!

And Dr. McBite thinks...

"Umm!"





























































"Be careful of the Moon...

My Little Dears...

...it has more power over us

than we may think!"

May you have many...


"I couldn't sleep, because

Hollywood's coming this morning...for the whole weekend

And I am waiting for the first light...and him!

Oh! I can hardly wait!

HSR says that he will be here

just after sunrise...

so we can start fresh and early

What's this!...

The Sun is starting to shine on me!...

My heart area is getting warmer!...

I have so many things that I want to do,

and so many things that I want to feel!

"Hi, Hollywood...I'm over here, Honey!"

"Please excuse me...

I'm going to go get some...

I mean...

a lot!"...

"HSR!...Come on in and

close the door!...

OMG! It's so windy...

Your hair looks like



my fingers have been through it!!"


























Love is in the Air...and...  

          

(sniff, sniff)...I Love it!


















































"Oh, yeah!...

OMG!

My Dentist just fixed My Teeth!...and...

I just "cain't" stop!"