You and your "the younger generations coming up are going to have some steeling challenges...but let's still love and support them!" smile are happily hacking
into the Hubble
Space Telescope to eavesdrop on the latest unpredictable and wavering adventure that the multitasking HSR must endure, and, now, you see him AS A PROUD LITTLE BOY,
BORN AND GROWING UP IN THE MICRO COUNTRY OF NAIROBI-GOLA, WHICH IS WHERE THE BORDERS OF MALI, IVORY COAST, AND GUINEA MEET,
MARTIAL ARTIST,
AND HAS BEEN SO, EVER SINCE A VISITING MONK
FROM MONGOLALAND PERSONALLY GAVE HIM A
STATUE, AND TOLD HIM, "MAKE YOUR MARTIAL ARTS THE BEST IT CAN BE...AND SOMETIMES...IT MAY JUST BE THE BEST IN THE WORLD!"
SO, AS HE GREW, HE ALWAYS PRACTICED WITH HIS SWORD
AND WORKED ON HIS HAND AND FOOTWORK, WHILE IMAGINING HIMSELF AS A
THEN, ONE DAY, A LITTLE MONK-IN-TRAINING, NAMED WINGE SHO
SENDS HSR AN E-MAIL
WHICH INVITES HSR TO COME TO HIS TEMPLE SCHOOL AND TRAIN FOR THE MONKHOOD IN MONGOLALAND!
"OMG!...MOM, DAD!...CAN I GO,
OH, PLEASE, OH PLEASE, OH PLEASE!"
AND HIS PARENTS FINALLY RELENT...
AND HSR'S DREAM COMES TRUE!
HE CAN NOW LEARN TO BE THE BEST HE CAN BE
IN SPIRIT
AND IN
BODY!
AND HE CAN GROW TO BE JUST LIKE THAT GUY ON "THE
MATRIX!"
AND KICK MAJOR "A"
WHEN HE HAS TO!
SO HE GETS THERE AND TRAINS AND TRAINS
AND EVENTUALLY HE AND WINGE SHO CAN DO STUFF LIKE THIS
AND THIS
WITH
THE GREATEST OF EASE!
AND WHEN OLDER...HE TEACHES OTHER YOUNG MONKS!
THEN, ONE DAY, A GREAT EXHIBITION IS PUT ON
AND EVERYONE FROM ALL AROUND
COMES TO CELEBRATE THE ARTS!
AND THE SHOW IS HIGH-FLYING AND SPECTACULAR!
AND HSR PERFORMS ALONE
AND ALSO WITH SOME OTHER MONKS
TO SHOW GREAT FEATS OF STRENGTH
AND SKILL
AND HSR WOWS THE CROWD WITH STUFF THAT PEOPLE FIND HARD TO BELIEVE
HOWEVER...
AFTER THE SHOW...
ONE OF THE GRAND MONKS
CALLS HSR ASIDE AND TELLS
HIM
"YOU ARE DOING WELL HERE
BUT
I AM SENDING YOU ON A JOURNEY
FROM WHICH YOU MAY NOT RETURN...
BUT I HOPE THAT YOU DO!"
"WHAT MUST I DO, OH ELEVATED MONK, SIR? ASKS HSR...
"PLEASE LISTEN CAREFULLY,
THE GRAND LION NEEDS TWO NEW TEETH!
AND THE STONES FOR THE TEETH ARE LOCATED AT THE MOST REMOTE AND HIGHEST AND CRUELEST MOUNTAIN TOP IN THE WORLD
IN "PEAKAHIGHSTAN!"
WHICH IS NORTHEAST OF THE STORIED HIMALAYAS,
BUT IT'S WINDIER, SNOWIER, AND SLIPPERIER
AND PEOPLE COULD CLIMB THAT FORBIDDING POINT TO THE SKY, BUT INSTEAD, THEY ALL, EVEN THE BEST CLIMBERS, SAY
"NAA, NAA, NAA...THANKS, BUT NO THANKS...I'LL PASS!...I'D RATHER JUST GO AHEAD AND DO EVEREST!
"HSR, YOU MUST BRAVE THROUGH BAD WEATHER, BAD CARNIVOROUS ANIMALS, BAD SPIRITS, AND BAD PEOPLE...
AND RETURN BEFORE TWO FORTNIGHTS PASS...
AND IF YOU COME BACK WITH THE RIGHT ROCKS, THEY WILL AUTOMATICALLY "MAGNET-TATE" AND FIT RIGHT INTO THE GRAND LION'S MOUTH PERFECTLY...
...FOR THAT IS THE RARE ROCK, ONLY FOUND THERE, FROM WHICH THE GRAND LION ITSELF IS MADE FROM!"
YOU MUST DO THIS...FOR OUR WHOLE KINGDOM TO STAY IN
HAPPY HARMONY...
...WHEN OUR "ONCE-IN-ONE-HUNDRED-THOUSAND-YEARS" STARS ALIGN!
SO, HSR, YOU ARE METICULOUSLY CHOSEN...
NOW, GO, AND MEDITATE WITH THE "CANDLE OF FAITH" TONIGHT...
AND START YOUR JOURNEY TOMORROW...
ANY QUESTIONS?"
"NO SIR,"
"AAYYYYEEE YA!"
Love Toothbrush®
"I just consider myself blessed to be here, doing what I'm doing...how 'bout you?"
Don't let all of these nice smiles
fool you!
Keeping them up, and
keeping those smiles looking and smelling...crispy pure and clean...takes frequent work!
Especially the flossing work!
...
This lady offers
"I like to floss because
I want my boyfriend to smell me good,
so I keep it fresh for him!
And of course I have him floss, too, so I can like him smells!"
This entertainer might say, "Me no like no Doggy breath, so I
flozz until ders no plaque leff!"
"You tink I like people talkin' behind me back?
And pullin' me dreads...Oh _ _ _ _ No!
Me teeth 'n me dreads come first...don't get dizzy on me, Mon!"
I love da floss because it reminds me of me dreads...and oh, yes...we get along just fine!
Da ladies come down to me Caribbean Island
looking for a good time...
with a good Mon!
So when day hold me close
dey want fresh...
not spoiled...you know...me fragrance!
A lot of dem beautiful ladies
want to take me back home with dem to
England and Canada and Indonesia, but...
"dis is me home," I tell them...and dat day can always come back!
"Hey everybody...Me here!...Let's start da Party!
"We've got floss confetti!"
Dreads and floss
are sort of like related!...
...like cousins!
They work well together!
When I have a "dread emergency," instead of a bobby or safety pin...I just pull out me floss!
Sir, when you're on me island,
I be more than happy to put three coats of sunscreen on you, okay...so turn over, please!
yes!...there we go!
I can tell if a Mon loves me, by the way he flosses me teeth, so I open up
for you...come now!
I'm one of the two Dentists
here on da island
because there's not much decay
with all these flossers 'round here,
but everybody's happy, and
I met me wife here five years ago...she has da best teeth me ever seen!
Dreads and Rasta are
all about the state of being and about da active, imaginative, and da extended mind!
I'm more now...than I ever was!
No, this is not
an octopus!
I dare ya...I just dare ya...to find any plaque...
between me teeth!
I just
flossed, and now I'm ready...
for you to dance with me!"
"Let's jiggle!"
"Wow... and we want to
watch you two!"
"Ssolf-y", Ssolf-y...
that's right......come here...me little doggy!
I floss, brush, and then rinse...
den, I bake me teeth white
in the Sunny!
"Watch out, y'all!
I use me dread
and me floss like a
whip!
Scream "Ouch," you Bacterio!"
"Much Props" to "Da Original Mon"
Bob Marley
Dis visionary had nary a cavity in his Whole Mouf!...or in his Music!
Hear me?
But!..
Da scariest Dread Mon...
...of course is "Da Predator"...
Fortunately, he stays away from the beaches!
with his
Sharp and fancy teeth-scraping contraptions!
Hey, hey!
Everybody!
Here's the scenario!
I'ma find me a hot little lady to put this "floss-kini" on
...hot enough to steam up and evaporate some ocean, ya know!"
Yeah, Mon!
Den, we gets down with the games
at da party!"
May you have many...good teeth help to show our powers!...is someone waiting for your
imminent arrival?...there are no winners and losers in life--only livers!...smiles!
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