I know you're in Paradise, readers,
but I still can't stop thinking of you!
This time, your "Thank you, God for forgiving us, and giving us second and third and more chances!" smile, without your permission, is tiptoeing
through the
tulips!...to go to a friend's house to watch on a vintage TV
HSR's continuing saga, seen last time during the post "Quick!...Turn That Smile Into A “LoopiSmile!”" and that's WHEN HSR, WHO FIRST TOOK OFF WITH HIS HOT AIR BALLON
FROM HIS ALMA MATER, CAL WESTERN UNIVERSITY,
ON THE SPECTACULARLY BEAUTIFUL CAMPUS
ON POINT LOMA
IN SAN DIEGO
CALIFORNIA
THAT HAS BEAUTIFUL SUNSETS OVER THE WATERS
EVERY NIGHT!...
AND HE'S SAILING IN HIS BALLON
NORTH UP THE COAST
AND, HE'S HAD SOME UNEXPECTED TWINS AS LAST-MINUTE VISITORS
ALONG WITH THEIR CUTIE-PIE PETS
AND THEY BROUGHT ALONG SOME GREAT FOOD LIKE THIS
AND THIS
AND THIS
SO YOU KNOW THAT HSR ATE MORE GOURMET FOOD THAN EVER,
AND WAS SPOILED ROTTEN BY THE SWEET LADIES!...
AND THEY PASSED OVER MANY PICTURESQUE CITIES
LIKE
DANA POINT!...
AND HSR HAD TO LAND FOR THE NIGHT AFTER PASSING THERE
AND THE TWINS ALSO HAD TO GO INTO TOWN FOR SOME MORE SUPPLIES AND FOOD
AND HSR WAS GETTING USED TO THEIR WONDERFUL COMPANY,
BUT THIS MORNING, HE IS FORCED TO SUDDENLY
TAKE OFF FROM CRESCENT POINT
IN HIS BALLON BY A
NICE-LOOKING FEMALE SPY
AND THE SPY MAKES HSR SAIL OUT OVER THE OCEAN A BIT,
THEN SHE
JUMPS INTO THE WATER
AND HSR THINKS THAT SHE'S TRYING TO DROWN HERSELF,
BUT, IN REALITY, SHE IS JUST MEETING UP WITH A SURFACING SECRET SUBMARINE,
BUT, BEFORE SHE DIVES OVER BOARD,
SHE LEAVES HIM WITH A SAUCY, AND PROLONGED
"CZECHOSLOVAKIAN KISS"
IN BOTH OF HIS EARS AND PUTS SOMETHING IN HIS POCKET!...
AND ALSO, SHE LEAVES HSR A BAG
FULL OF CASH, AND, AS SHE PUTS IT,
SHE SAYS "I CAN'T REALLY USE THIS MONEY RIGHT NOW, SO YOU JUST GO AHEAD AND KEEP IT AND USE IT IF YOU HAVE TO!"...
"AND I PROMISE TO COME BACK AND FIND YOU AND THANK YOU IN A BETTER WAY FOR SAVING MY LIFE!"
SO NOW, WITH THE LOVELY SPY GONE,
HSR MUST CONTINUE HIS JOURNEY
ALL BY HISSELF
AND, THE WIND WON'T LET HIM GO BACK TO THE TWINS EITHER
SO, IT'S ALMOST TOO QUIET NOW AS HE GOES,
AND,
OFF TO THE SIDE,
HSR NOTICES THAT ANOTHER WHALE
IS PLAY-TAGGING ALONG
AND A MOTHER AND A BABY SEA OTTER
ARE DOING SOME GREAT "BONDING!"
BUT,
HSR REMEMBERS THAT WHEN HE FIRST STARTED OUT,
HE WANTED A PEACEFUL AND QUIET RIDE...
BUT, NOW, THINGS JUST DON'T SEEM RIGHT WITH OUT SOME COMPANY
ALMOST LIKE AN "EMPTYREDHEART!"
HOWEVER, HE'S FEELS LIKE, BUT, HE'S NOT, GOING TO START CRYING
ABOUT IT NOW BECAUSE HE'S GOT NICE OCEAN VIEWS
SHOUTING TO HIM
AND AFTER PASSING THE ORANGE COUNTY BEACHES
CORONAL DEL MAR
AND NEWPORT BEACH
HE'S EVENTUALLY COMING UP TO THE INTERNATIONALLY KNOWN VENICE BEACH
AND WITH THE SUN ABOUT TO SET IN SEVERAL HOURS
HE FINALLY LANDS ON THE SANDS OF VENICE BEACH
"HI THERE, SIR! YOU'RE THE FIRST BALLOONIST WE'VE SEEN LAND HERE!
"ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE OFF TOMORROW?
AND THIS WOMAN SAYS, "YOUNG MAN! I'M TRYING TO GET ON "BAYWATCH."
"CAN YOU RUN UP AND DOWN THE BEACH WITH ME, AND
MAY BE WE CAN PRACTICE MOUTH TO MOUTH!"
AND HSR ANSWERS, "YES, I'D LIKE TO, BUT NOT RIGHT NOW...MAYBE A LITTLE LATER, OKAY?"
AND THE LADY WINKS TO HSR AND RUNS ON...
THEN SOME PARTYING TOURISTS ALMOST IMMEDIATELY
COME OVER TO HSR AND
ASK TO TAKE SELFIES WITH HIM...
AND HE HAPPILY OBLIGES!...
THEN,
HE WALKS A LITTLE TO THE MAIN AREA
BUT THEN HE SEES
A TURTLE THAT HAS COME ASHORE AND IS ATTRACTING ATTENTION!...
THEN, HSR MAKES IT UP TO THE MAIN AREA
AND FINALLY AND ACTUALLY SEES
"MUSCLE BEACH!"
WITH ALL OF THE BEAUTIFUL AND BUFF PEOPLE
AND HE COMES JUST IN TIME TO CATCH A CROWD-CHEERING WOMAN'S BEAUTY CONTEST
AND THE ENTRANCE SIGN SAYS, "YOU MUST HAVE THREE BEERS BEFORE YOU CAN COME IN AND PARTICIPATE ,"
"SO I KNOW THAT SOME PEOPLE ARE "PLASTERED," AND
"HAVING A BALL!" THINKS HSR...
"SIR, SOMEONE STOLE MY WHEEL CHAIR, CAN YOU HELP ME, PLEASE?"
"THERE'S A PLACE TWO DOORS DOWN THAT HAS THEM...THANKS A MILLION, SIR!"
SO THE KIND-HEARTED HSR, SEES THE WHEELCHAIR PLACE,
AND HE GOES IN THERE AND PAYS FOR A NEW CHAIR FOR THE GUY
AND TELLS THE CLERK THAT IT'S FOR THE GENTLEMAN OUTSIDE...
AND THE CLERK SAYS, "THANKS FOR BUYING IT FOR HIM, MISTER...
BUT HE WILL KEEP THE WHEELCHAIR FOR A WHILE AND THEN COME BACK IN HERE
AND SELL IT BACK TO ME,
BECAUSE HE GETS MORE SYMPATHY AND MAKES MORE MONEY ON THE STREET
WITHOUT IT!"
"WELL, I'LL JUST CONSIDER IT HELPING MY FELLOW MAN," SAYS HSR AS HE PLOPS DOWN THE MONEY AND LEAVES...
"HI THERE, YOU BIG HUNK OF A MAN, " SAYS THIS LADY TO HSR OUT OF HER CAR...
"IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE LONELY AND YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO TRUST!
"LET'S BE FRIENDS, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"
"HOLLYWOOD!" SAYS HSR HAS HE SORT OF SMILES...
"WELL, HOLLY--WOOD...
I CAN SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME ALL OVER THIS PLACE...YOU GAME?
"WELL, NOT EXACTLY RIGHT NOW, BUT I KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND YOU, RIGHT?"
SAYS HSR...
"YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT, PRETTY BOY," AS SHE LICKS HER LIPS...
SO HSR WALKS ON AWAYS
AND HE STARTS TO HEAR A LOT OF LOUD COMMOTIONS
AND HE SEES SOME PEOPLE POINTING AND SCREAMING, "WT_!"
AND HE LOOKS THAT WAY...
AND... "OMG!" SCREAMS HSR...
IT'S HIS BALLON!...SOMEBODY BALLON-JACKING HIM!
A LADY SAYS THAT A GUY JUMPED OUT OF THE BALLON INTO THE WATER,
BUT THAT BALLON IS STARTING TO
GO UP IN HORRIBLE FLAMES!
"DANG!...WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW?" LAMENTS HSR,
AS HE SEES HIS BALLON NAMED "BUBBLE" JUST
PERISH LIKE THAT...
BUT HSR THNKS, "AT LEAST I GOT THE CASH OUT!"
SO HE'S AT LEAST GLAD ABOUT THAT
BUT THEN
A LADY NEARBY STARTS TO EYEBALL HSR REAL CLOSE
AND SHE SAYS, "HEY, GUY, I LIKE YOUR PURSE,
WANNA TRADE?" AND SHE CONTINUES,
"HEY, HONEY, YOU SURE ARE CLUTCHING ON TO THAT BAG
LIKE YOU HAVE A MILLION DOLLARS IN IT!"...
FURTIVELY CHECKING HIS SURROUNDINGS ONCE AGAIN,
HSR, THEN CRACKS A SLIGHT SMILE
AND STARTS TO JUST GET OUT OF THERE!
"Time waits for no one, so...don't wait for time!"
Dentists...all over the world...are urgently needed!
Our patients come to us to save them, so they look better in the mirror
and so they can eat their food better
and speak better...
you know...have good personal and social impact on others!
All of us want to be at or near the tops of our image games!
And women of the world have a priority to keep looking good!
It's what's up front that counts!
And, we Dentists feel good that we are actually appreciated for what we do!
Some of our patients even...
...blow us a kiss every once in awhile...like:
OMG!
Thank you Doctor, for making my teeth "bright like lights!"
Now, my husband has an insatiable desire for me all the time!
How much adoration can I, as a woman, take!
"Dia mencintaiku gila!"
"And the kids...
...they say "Yes, Mom" to me all the time now!"
"Manusia saya menutupi saya seperti langit!"
Hey, Doctor...My fiancé...
with all of his muscles and stuff
is an officer in our Russia's Military,
and Doctor, when he comes home on leave, he likes my new smile so much...
...that he doesn't even want to go out and drink with his buddies anymore
he just wants to cuddle with me...all night!"
"Я люблю каждую каплю моего мужчины!"
Thanks, Dr. Pulla Mout!
I just won the The Mrs. Earth Tech Beauty Contest...
for the Prettiest Ambassador that has created the Dating App "Pop The Question!"
that has produced 4,000,000 marriages, and growing, worldwide!
And my husband, who is my childhood sweetheart
acts more like a bodyguard over me...
My secret is that I'm sharing
what my Mom told me about
behaviors that women should do to get and keep
the man they want the most!"
"Espero não cair deste pedestal!"
"My Man and I went all the way to Hawaii to have a great time looking at the beaches...
but...
we never even left the hotel room...
He was so busy looking at and enjoying me and my new smile that you gave me that...
we happily adjusted our priorities!
You helped to make my life more...
"full of Love!"
Thank you, Dr. Dentation!"
Dr. Pearladont!
After you added the perfect curvatures...as you put it...the "Golden Proportions"
to my teeth...My husband comes straight home after work now and stays, and
now he's trying hard...I mean really, really hard
to expand our family numbers!
And I just can't get enough...
...Him either!"
"मैं बहुत नरम हूँ और वह बहुत मजबूत है!"
"Because you helped to colossally construct and synch and synergize my smile,
which is world-known,
...my life is full of spy and family dreams and drama...and, you know what?...
I wouldn't want it any other way!
Mi Corazon Doctor!...
Thanks for my new "spicy" teeth!
I just found out that I won the Weather Person's job at the big TV station...
...now, I've got to find some nice pencil skirts
so all the guys perk up watch the news...
and my Twitter and Instagram Ratings are going to go through the roof!"
"Todas las mujeres casadas piensa que quiero quitar a sus maridos!"
OMG!
I need to tell you, Dr. Sweets, that
there are three guys at the office and
all of them are pursuing me pretty hard...
...but I have my eye on this one guy
three office buildings down the street...
...and he just asked me out!
You're the best!
I'ma wind up and throw you one, Doctor,
like a baseball pitcher
and throw a fast kiss that has some heat on it...
Whoa!...I got cha good!
Oh, yes!...
I'm having a party tonight in my penthouse suite with a view,
And I'm begging you...I need you there!
...I'll even help you come!
My Dentist, Sir!
I love you so much for helping me!...
I'll tell you my secret!
I love to look in your eyes and
I want this air kiss
to last forever
so excuse me if I take my time!
Muitos homens sao...flertar...comigo!
Doctor, Thank you for my "touchdown smile," and my mouthguard!
Can you believe this:
Our college's first string quarterback, the tight end, and the middle linebacker,
all want to carry my classroom books and go on a date with me
to get to know me better...
...and you know what...I think I'll
let them compete over me...like in the "Survivor" series!
My, Oh My, Oh My!
Dr. Periola!
We outshine all the other models now!
And we
are constantly busy now,
doing all of the Season Fashion Shows...
and we're booked solid for three years in advance...
with fat Guaranteed Clauses!
So, we're sharing one of our bonuses with you!...
...and you can't say "No!"
"Now my boyfriend actually stares at my teeth and smile
instead of "...!"
I love him so much!
Il mio uomo...Sudare molto...per piacere a me!"
"Oh, my dear Doctor...
You make me so happy now...
I feel as free as a...
bir....oops!"
"I see that a lot of the other patients blow you telepathic kisses...
...but...Dr. Winge...can I give you a
hug? Huh?
Huh?"...
May you have many...Dentist Man, please look into my eyes,
so that I can hypnotize you!...Dr. Dentist, would you like to join me at
the pool...my dentist says I have the best teeth because
I like to make myself sparkle!...smiles!
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