"Hey, Man!...Why'd You Get Socked...In The Mouth?"

"Please only mind your own and my business, Reader...and don't get socked!...you're too



Pretty, Precious, and Picture Perfect for that!"






























































"Dr. Report!...

A lot of People

like My New Smile!

It feels good to

show it off!

Especially to the

Mirror!"

























































Dr. Report...



I have some

Treats for You!"















































"I'm sparkling



for you, Baby!...

"HSR!...

Thanks for landing 

the plane safely...but...

...we're stuck in the middle 

of the desert!...

Maybe...

we might have some luck

walking that a way!"

















































"I need you to hold up the

back of my gown

off of the floor while I walk!"

"Hi, Reader!

Good to see you!

Watch out for that HSR!.

He's Here!'

..."Hollywood,

now that we

are at our Destination Spot,

would you first like to

go and play in the water...

or...

just hang out

with me?"





















































..."Hey, Hollywood!...

You messin' with me again?

What?...

You say that you're my Daddy?

Well, you betta add a whole lotta

"Suga...Daddy!""

Well, Reader,,

feel free

now

to step on through the door

for further adventures!























































"Hi there, HSR...

Is it cold enough for you?

I know that you're a Southern California guy and all that...

But, 

be glad!...

Once you've 

had enough of the cold...

We go inside!"































































"Hi there Sir,

I'm the

DJ for your Party!"


































































"Hollywood!...Look!...

There are some

palm trees!

And,

there's an Oasis!

Let's

fill up with water and,

keep on going!"





















































Now, you and your

"I like vacations...especially the extended

ones!"

smiles

just learned how to

do the

"Achy Breaky

Heart!" dance!

































































Now...

your Fresh and

Sparkling New Episode

is brought to you by

Morse-coded

blinking lights!





































































Not everyone can be good at construction!

...especially the



hammering

and nailing part!

But some people have

a knack for it!

...like this "Meistro Guy!"

But,

HSR's Mom 

is having some 

difficulty, herself!...

Oops!

So, 

she calls her son!

But, 

she should

know better than to ask HSR,

because...

he can't eve break a window

properly!

And after HSR adds 

to the list of things...

...needing repair...

he then goes crying 

to his Momee,

for forgiveness!

Oh!...

and... we won't even 

talk about the

thumb

issues!

But...

...and it's a Big But!...

HSR IS GOING TO HAVE 

WAY MORE ISSUES!...

...BIG AND SMALL...

...AND GOOD AND BAD...

ESPECIALLY, THE KIND

OF ISSUES WHERE 

HE HAD TO 

WADE THROUGH

DURING 

"The Creatures In The "Plaque Zoo" Of Your Mouth...When Enlarged...May Look Like This!"

AND BEFORE THAT

"Do All Mouths Do "This"...Or "That"...When Reaching...The "Peaks Of Love And Happiness?"...,

AND TO 

TESTIFY 

WITH NO LIES...

HSR, WHO,

AS A KID

LOVED TO 

PUT STUFF IN THE AIR 

AND SEE IT 

FLY, STILL SEES FLYING AS 

ADVENTURES TO BE HAD!

...

AS A KID,

HE THREW A PAPER PLANE

THAT SAILED ALL THE WAY 

TO A BASEBALL STADIUM

FAR AWAY!

HE ALSO THINKS THAT 

PLANES LOVE HIM...

AND THAT

THEY WANT TO RUN

UP TO HSR 

AND HAVE HIM

"RUB THEM ON THEIR WINGS...

...LIKE A PET!"

AND HSR 

USED TO LIKE 

HANG GLIDERS BUT

SOMETIMES 

THEY JUST WOULDN'T

ACT RIGHT!

BUT, 

HE EVENTUALLY GOT GOOD

WITH

RC

PLANES

AND DURING DENTAL SCHOOL,

FOR ONE OF HIS SUMMERS,

HE ACTUALLY GOT A

REAL GLIDER...FOR

ALMOST...FREE!

BUT,

THERE WAS A CATCH!

AND IT'S BIG CATCH!

...

IN THIS "PREQUEL"...

HE HAD TO

CONTACT A GLIDER DEALER

IN THE CITY OF

OLENIVKA, CRIMEA!...

...BY THE SWALLOW'S

NEST CASTLE!...

SO, 

ON WAY UP TO

THE CASTLE,

THIS LADY SAYS

"I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR 

A MAN LIKE YOU....

WOULD YOU LIKE TO 

AUDITION FOR THE PART?

THE PAY IS NOT SO MUCH

BUT THE WORKING CONDITIONS...

ARE GREAT!"

"AWW, THANKS FOR THE INVITE!" SMILES HSR,

"BUT I HAVE TO

TAKE CARE OF SOME

OTHER BUSINESS!"

SO, HE KEEPS GOING

AND FINALLY MEETS

THE GLIDER CONTACT

"HI THERE, SIR!...

YOU LOOK LIKE

THE PERSON IN THE PICTURE!" SHE SAYS.

AND HSR SAYS, "THAT'S ME!...

SO,

HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU

FOR THE GLIDER?"

"OH, JUST A SMALL

BUT SINCERE

TOKEN OF YOUR APPRECIATION!"

"WHICH IS?..." SAYS HSR...

"JUST COME CLOSE TO ME

AND THANK ME

THE AMERICAN WAY!"

AS SHE PLAYFULLY

BITES HER LIP A LITTLE...

SO, HSR

WALKS UP

TO THE PRETTY LADY, AND

THINGS GET MAGICAL 

FOR 

A WHOLE BUNCH OF MOMENTS!

THEN AFTER...

SHE LEANS

AGAINST THE RAILING

AGAIN, AND SAYS,

"WOO...I WANT SOME MORE"...

AND HSR IS

ONLY HAPPY TO OBLIGE!

SO,

AFTER ACTING LIKE

THEY NEED TO GET A ROOM,

SHE TAKES A BREAK,

AND SAYS,

"GO TO THE CLIFFS

OF THE TARKHANKUT PENINSULA 

NEAR HERE!

YOUR GLIDER WILL BE THERE...

PARKED ON THE HILL TOP...

READY FOR TAKE OFF!"

THEN

SHE SAYS,

"ONE MORE THING, SIR...

...YOU ARE A HANDSOME AND BRAVE

ADVENTURER, WHO CAN

MAKE IT ANYWHERE!...

I'M GLAD THAT

I CAN HELP YOU!"

THEN SHE GRABS

HSR ONE MORE



GOOD TIME!

THEN

SHE WALKS AWAY...

...NOT LOOKING BACK!

"WOW!...WHAT NOW, GUY..."

HSR SAYS TO HIMSELF

AS HE TRIES TO

PULL HIMSELF

BACK TOGETHER!...

SO,

HE GETS OUT HIS MAP

AND DEDUCES THAT HE ONLY HAS

TO GO OVER A COUPLE OF HILLS...

AND AS HE WALKS

IN THE PARK AND COUNTRY SIDE

AREA,

HE PASSES

SOME

PRETTY

LADIES

ON HIS

WAY!

"WOW...WHAT A

MONUMENT!

AND NEXT,

HE SEES ONE WOMAN IS JUST

HAPPILY

DANCING IN A FIELD!

"SIR, WOULD YOU LIKE TO

DANCE WITH ME

FOR A WHILE?" SHE ASKS.

"YES, I WOULD" SAYS HSR...

SO THEY DANCE CLOSE

AND THEN FAR

AND THEY

SPIN AND FALL AND GET BACK UP AND

AFTER ABOUT TEN MINUTES

HSR IS BREATHING HEAVY

AND SMILING A LOT,

AND SHE SAYS,

THANKS A



LOT!...

YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL MAN, SIR!"

"THANK YOU, MAM!" SMILES HSR...

AND HE CONTINUES

TO HIS GLIDER

BUT, AS HE GETS CLOSER,

IT'S STARTING TO GET DARKER

 AND



IT EVEN BEGINS

TO DRIZZLES A BIT

NOW,

WHEN HE

GETS TO THE GLIDER

AND A LADY IS WAITING FOR HIM UNDER AN UMBRELLA

"HI THERE," SHE SAYS,

"YOUR CONTACT TOLD ME

TO MEET YOU HERE

TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU

DON'T FLY OUT TONIGHT

AND TO GIVE YOU

THE FOOD AND DRINK

IN THE SMALL REFRIGERATOR

IN THE GLIDER...

...OH, AND TO

SEND YOU OFF

ON YOUR NEW JOURNEY

HAPPY AND REFRESHED!

SO,

LET'S GO INSIDE YOUR

COZY LITTLE GLIDER,

AND...

SEE WHAT

HAPPENS!"










































































"Dagnabbit!...Go ahead and make it good!"

So, People!...

It's

a bright sunny

morning

and

as I am about to

open the front door

to my dental office

Saturday morning.…

…Robert,

one of my young adult patients

walks up fast to me…

 …and asks,

“Hey Doc! You gotta see me now!

I lost my front teeth!”

Now,

he holds out his opened hand,

and

OMGosh!...

there are

three upper front teeth,

roots and all!

"I tried to clean them off

for you Doc, so

you can stick 'um right back in!" he cries...

“Wow, Man!" I say,

"it looks like you got

socked in the mouth

but

let’s see if we can put them back in

after I soak them

in this special stuff I

have!,”

I respond,

then,

as I push open the door,

Robert nervously

looks down the street,

and sees a car that’s suspicious to him

coming this way,

and he says,

“Doc, I can’t stay here now,

I gotta

shake these guys offa me!

Then,

I’ll be back!

Here, take these teeth and soak ‘um

 in that stuff

you talked about!"

So,

he slaps me a friendly and quick high five,

and in my hand now

are the three teeth!

“Gotta go!” 

Robert declares

as he tears out of there, in

a quick sprint!...

like he’s

running for his life!

Now, I shut the door

and

peek out of a small opening,

and in a couple of seconds,

I see the car he was talking about,

a gleaming and savage-looking

new white Lambo,

slowly creeping past

the front of my office

and then

on down the street…

Then,

I hear the car burn rubber on the street

as it

turns the corner!...

“I hope Robert

isn’t hanging with the wrong crowd…

but...

maybe he is…

I just hope he’ll make it…

I’ve know him since

he was a smiley-faced kid!

I walk into one of the treatment rooms

and get out a fresh bottle

of that root revitalization fluid,

break the seal

and

drop the teeth in

there,

per package instructions.

Now,

I twist the top back on to the bottle

and I set it aside.

“If Robert comes back in about 30 minutes or less,

these teeth will be ready to

pop back in and splint!” I think.

...

Waiting for a while,

as the other dental staff members

come in to work for the day,

I am hoping to see Robert,

so I can fix him up!

I have one of his elementary school pictures

that he brought to me,

up on the picture wall.

He’s a cutie pie in the picture,

with big bright eyes.

But...

Robert never did return…

...



"Doctor can you help me...please...

I lost some teeth

during the

Women's National Collegiate

Water Polo 

Finals

last week during

during some extremely

rough play...

...Some of the girls ganged up on me!

But we still won!

And we're the Champs...

And they're the Chumps!

But...

Can you help me out Doc?...

"Pretty Please?""

I tell her, "Sure...but..."

And she says, "But 

what?"

And I say, "But sometimes

we must pay a price 

for our Victories!"

"Yeah, I know!" she says.

Then I say, "Let's get some digital impressions

and then I can fix you up!"

...

So, I do the stuff...you know...

the stuff that Dentists do...

And when I finish cementing the finished product...

I look at her...

and, she's

gorgeous again!

"Doctor, I'd like to give you a picture

of a team member and

I with our

Grand Water Polo Trophy!"

With a Big Smile, I tell her,

"Well, Gee Willickers!...So,

now you know that you're my favorite

Water Polo Patient, right!"

"Thanks, Doc...You're my favorite!" say confesses, "See

you in six months!"

...







So,

I'm about to go

down the street

for lunch and,

one of my little patients

all of a sudden

runs up to me

and says,

"Doctor!...

I got socked in the mouth

and

lost



my tooth!"

"Hey, Young Lady," I ask,

why'd you get socked in the Mouth"?



"Well,

there are these boys at school...

and they are

always bothering



me and



my



friends!

My big brother has a problem like that at



his school, too!

Well, my big sister got tired

of hearing me complaining

and she told me to "Stand Up For My



Rights!"

And my little brother

said the same thing, too!...he said,

You can't let people push you around



your whole life!"

So, this morning,

this boy was...

doing it



again!

So, I said,

again,

"Leave me alone!"

But he pushed me and I fell...

so I got up and I gave him

"The Bruce

Lee Stare!"

Then,

that boy came up to my face again

and then

it was like he was

begging for it!

So,

he raised his fist,

and I



got out the way

of his punch,

and,

things went blurry after that,

but,

but,

I...

I...won!

And the teacher knows that 

that boy is bad...

and he saw me do

what I did, and...

may be he was on  my side!...

...because I didn't have to

go to the Principal's Office!"...

And then the little girl finally 

took a breath after telling me all of that!

"Let's take a look," I say. "and 

see if it's all out! Okay?"

"Thanks Doctor..You're the 

Best!

May you have many...




...A little while ago,

the world traveling HSR,

and I met...

And we had a "Whirlwind!"

But

I lost his contact information!

So, I'm searching in the

"Fields of Love"

where we use to go 

all the time!...

I really hope that

he returns here...soon!"...



..."I really like walking my Morkie Baby puppy

in this neighborhood!

It's peaceful

and quiet

and I'm thinking of 

walking with you...

with out a leash!...Ha ha!"...




..."I know that good things come in small packages!...

but... I couldn't

quite fit inside!"...



...smiles!

"Thanks for showing up, Sir!

I plan to find, track, and document

the Infamous "Big Tooth Monster!"

But,

I'm really glad that...

I found you first!"

























































"What do you want,

HSR?...
























































OMGosh!...Hollywood!



I think that's a City!...

...way off

in the distance!

We made it!"



















































































I used to see Dr. Report when I was a Kid!...

and look 



at me now!..

But...I must admit that 

I have restless Thursday Nights 

because I oh so badly 

want to see 

Friday Morning's Update 

of this Blog!..... 

Meanwhile...back at the Playgirl Mansion!...

"Thank you for the Dance, Hollywood!

I don't know which I like better...

...you

spinning me around, or

sweeping me off my feet!"

"Erica...I Love to do one

and the other with you!"

"OMGosh! Rita!

I haven't seen you 

since your Party here last year!...

You know that you're my favorite actor!"

"Why thank you, HSR...

When you get a moment,

please come to the top floor of

My Mansion!

I have something for you!"

"Okay, Rita...please...

gimme

ten minutes!"





































































"My Lovely Dr. Report!

I've got the Picnic Basket,

the blanket,

the pillows,

and I hope that

I didn't forget anything!"

"And I brought the salt and pepper,

because

I'm Hungry!"

"Can I tell you about a Dream that I had 

about the Forest?

Well, I was running from a Bear, and

then I slipped and rolled down a hill, 

then I had to go swimming at the 

bottom of a waterfall,

then,

you came over and we swam together!"






























































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