Oh No!...I Have Dreams That All Kinds Of Things Happen To My Teeth!...What Does It All Mean?

"I summon you, Mother Nature!...Call in the Clouds, the Rain, and the Lightning!...

...For the Grand Entrance of...

..."Hollywood The Great!"...

...is upon Us!"

"First,

I'll have some ice-cold water,

then...



...I'm seeing HSR!"




















































"It's a bird...

it's a plane...

No!...it's HSR!...

in his Glider...



...Coming to Me!"















































"I think that we have a great relationship!

I notice that we see eye to eye on a lot of things!

...which makes us so fortunate!

And I really like the way we both...

really Listen!"


















































"Okay!...

I won the lottery!

I'm gonna have to dump 

a lot of Friends,

but...

you're not one of them!"


















































"Greetings, My Reader!

Please feel free to duck and dodge all

of the Obstacles of Life

flying around...

...but don't worry...



if it doesn't hurt you,

it'll make you stronger!

And we're gonna make you

"Hulk Strong!""

"Hollywood...

can we go

to the Dance tonight?"
























































"Good Day, Reader!

Have you been waiting for me

as I have been waiting for you?"



"I am your '24/7 Provider of Story Lines And Plots'

to 'Get What You Need!'...

for Today's Rendition!



"Let's get this Party started!...

Ladies!...

Who wants to testify, confess,

and otherwise

"Spill the Beans!"...

about

Hollywood 'Da Man' Smiles Report?"

















"Thank you for the Opportunity,

Miss '24/7 Plotter And Schemer!'"



"Dr. Report!...

You come highly recommended!...

But my girlfriend really didn't

even mention you by name...

She said that you 

are the "Man Of Her Dreams!"

I'm just spying a little bit...

...I just want to see for myself,

because...

I like to Dream, too!"




















"You do such a nice job

of Landscaping, Sir...

of Landscaping, Sir"









"Thanks  for the chance

to "Clear The Air,"

Miss

"Tellin' Stories To Get What You Want!!"



"HSR...you say that you plan to stop by?

Well,

that's just fine...



I'll see you!!"




















"Don't be in too much

of a hurry, Child!

Take your time!

Remember...

Life advances one moment

to the next!



to the next!"...




"Oh yeah...

Don't forget your Popcorn!"


























"So, Dr. Report...

How long have you desired to be a real

"Swashbuckling Pirate?"

Do you know how they treat Women?

OMG!...

...can you show me?"


































"As soon as he gets here,

we'll give him a surprise that

he'll never forget

Okay!...

He's coming up

the stairs now!"


















































"Hey...

...You and your

"I  like looking at the World from Outer Space but,

my place is on this ground!"

smiles

are

just having a little

peek-a-boo fun!"











































Today's Episode

is brought to you by

a Pretty Volunteer that is settling in

to read us

this Story!

"I'll take your six pack

one pack at a time!"










































Unicycling can be a

great source of

Family fun!

HSR has always admired 

how some people good at it

can do some

insanely-

skillful

stunts!

But...

as you can probably guess

HSR

takes things to a whole 

new

low

level!

OMG!...


But...he sorta

likes being

that way!

...

But HSR has

always

"sorta been that way"

even to this date,

which may or may not

work to his advantage!

And this will become

glaringly apparent again,

just like last time,

during

"HSR's Crazy First Day In Dental School, Part 1.,"

And before that, in

"About Those Master Paintings...The Subjects...Are They Smiling...Or Not?...Part 1.,"

WHERE HSR IS JUST

MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS

SURFING THE 'NET

ON A BREAK FROM DENTAL SCHOOL,

WHEN HE

ALL OF A SUDDEN,

HE GETS A CRAZY E-MAIL INVITATION

FROM AN UNKNOWN,

BUT INTERESTING, WOMAN

FROM THE COUNTRY OF ITALY

NAMED AGOSTINA AGNELLA ALIPRANDO, 

AND SHE LIKES HOW 

HSR LOOKS ON THE INTERNET

AND SHE THINKS THAT

HE HAS THE "PERFECT FEATURES"

TO BRING OUT HER BEST  WORK

TO COMPLETE HER

RIGOROUS PHD REQUIREMENTS

AT A RENOUNED

VENICE ART SCHOOL,

AND HSR SAYS TO HIMSELF,

"I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO VENICE

WHERE THE RENAISSANCE

HAS IT'S DEEP,

WORLD-MODIFYING ROOTS

WITH ITS

TOO-REAL AND

LAVISH PAINTINGS

ALL OVER THE PLACE

AND THE SEEMINGLY-ALIVE STATUES

IMBUED WITH

GUT-WRENCHING

EMOTION!



"THIS LADY AGOSTINA

IS GIVING ME

A FREE ROUND TRIP TICKET

AND A HOTEL STAY FOR

THREE WEEKS AT "A FIVE

STARER," SAYS AN AMAZED HSR,

"SHUCKS,

I'M MAKING TIME

FOR THIS FREE TRIP!"

...

SO,

HSR, NOW ON THE PLANE,

MEETS A NICE LADY WHO SAYS,

"HI, SIR!

MY NAME IS JENNIFER DELIGHT!

I NOTICE THAT

WE HAVE

THE SAME FLIGHT...

COMING BACK IN THREE WEEKS

HEY...LET'S GET TOGETHER

AND TALK THEN

ABOUT YOUR

ADVENTURE!"


AND HSR SAYS, "SURE!"

BUT,

HE IS QUICKLY OVERCOME

BY THE SLEEP-SEEKING

"SAND MAN,"

AND

HSR IS KNOCKED OUT

FOR THE REST OF THE FLIGHT...

...UNTIL JENNIFER

WAKES HIM UP,

"HSR...WE'RE ABOUT TO LAND!" SHE SAYS!

NOW,

ABOVE VENICE,

HSR SAYS, "THANKS, JENNIFER, "

AND

HE SEES VENICE..."THE FLOATING CITY"

FROM THE AIR

AND IS JUST

TAKEN ABACK BY ITS

118

ISLANDS!...

SO,

LAST EPISODE,

HE SAW AND DID

A LOT OF JUICY THINGS,

BUT NOW, TO RECAP,

HE GOES STRAIGHT TO THE GONDOLA

AREA

AND,

IN NO TIME,

IS



ON HIS WAY

TO AGOSTINA'S PLACE...

AND A BEAUTIFUL LADY SAYS

IN AN

UNMISTAKENLY SULTRY VOICE

"CIAO, 

BELLO GIOVANE," 

"TI  HO VISITO... ALL'HOTEL"...

...QUANDO AVETE TEMPO...

...HO QUALCOSA...PER VOI...

...A GUSTO...

...NELLA LUCE DELLA LUNA!"...

AND HSR SAYS, "WOW!...

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SAID, 

BUT IT SURE SOUNDS NICE!...

"I FEEL LIKE I'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE, 

BUT 

I CAN'T PLACE IT!...

I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT. 

MAYBE I SEE YOU AROUND!"

"SI, MIO AMANTE!," SHE 

WISPS, AS SHE BLOWS A KISS!

"WOW!" EXCLAIMS HSR, 

"THE PEOPLE HERE ARE SO FRIENDLY!"

SO, 

HE WALKS ON AND 

HE FINALLY GETS TO

THE HOUSE WITH THE RED DOOR...

"HEY...HERE IT IS!"...

HSR KNOCKS 

A COUPLE OF TIMES, 

THEN WAITS PATIENTLY...

AND...

A NICE WOMAN 

OPENS THE DOOR...

THEN HSR SAYS, 

"HI THERE, AND GOOD DAY!  

YOU'RE AGOSTINA AGNELLA?"

"NO," SAYS THE WOMAN...

"SHE'S MY TWIN SISTER...

I'M BIBIANA MAFALDA...

BUT, 

WE SHARE EVERYTHING!...

...YOU MUST BE THE AMERICAN 

SHE'S EXPECTING, 

MR. REPORT, NO?, SHE ASKS...

"YES, HOLLYWOOD SMLES REPORT," 

HE REPLIES...

"GOOD!,"

BIBIANA SAYS BACK...

"AGOSTINA 

IS WAITING FOR YOU OUT BACK...

SHE'S WORKING 

ON HER LOVE STORY...

"JUST GO ON BACK," BIBIANA DIRECTS...

SO, 

HSR WALKS TOWARD THE BACK 

AND THEN 

HE TURNS THE CORNER AND SEES...

AGOSTINA, 

AND HE SAYS, "HI THERE! 

I'M FINALLY HERE!"...

"HI THERE, HSR!...

YOU LOOK SO GOOD!"

AND SHE CONTINUES, "IN PRIMO LUOGO...

...TU, ME, E BIBIANA...

...PRENDERE A

...BAGNO CALDO!...

 ....ALLORA DOPO, 

ANDIAMO ALLA SCUOLA DI ARTE."

AND HSR DOESN'T KNOW A WORD 

SHE'S SAYING, 

BUT, 

HE FEELS THAT HE TRUSTS 

THE SISTERS THAT HE JUST MET...

SO, 

HE DECIDES TO  JUST FOLLOW ALONG!

                                                                                                                           

............

BUT,

WITH THE EXTRA SPECIAL TREATMENTS

THAT THEY ARE GIVING HSR TODAY,

THEY ALL DECIDE TO

JUST GO TO THE ART SCHOOL

TOMORROW!

AND, AFTER THE HOT TUB,

HSR SMILES TO BOTH OF THEM

AND SAYS, "GEE..

YOU TWO ARE LIKE THE TWO BEST

GIRLFRIENDS A GUY COULD HAVE!...

AND, I REALL LIKED THAT

"BAGNO CALDO!"

AND,

AFTER A LOT MORE HAPPY PLAY,

AND SOME NIGHT SLEEP,

THEY ALL GET UP FOR ANOTHER

INTERESTING "BAGNO CALDO"

IN THE MORNING, AND

THE THREE FINALLY BARELY MANAGE

TO GET OUT

TO GO TO THE ART SCHOOL, AND

...THEY PASS ONE FOUNTAIN

AND THEN ANOTHER

"I JUST LOVE YOUR ARCHITECTURE HERE!,"

RELATES HSR

AS HE WALKS

HOLDING ONE OF AGOSTINA'S

AND ONE OF BIBIANA'S HANDS...

THEN,

THEY GRAB A DELICIOUS BITE TO EAT

AT A

QUAINT OUTDOOR CAFE!...

AND

 WHEN THEY LEAVE,

A WOMAN

MAKES A LOUD KISSING

SOUND TO HSR...

MAKING AGOSTINA AND BIBIANA

HUFF AND PUFF AND

ROLL THEIR EYES...

AND,

THEY QUICKLY

SECURE BOTH OF HSR'S ARMS

AND MARCH HIM AWAY

FROM THAT WOMAN!

THEN,

THEY  PASS BY

AN ITALIAN BALLET

CURRENTLY GOING ON

THEN, THEY STROLL

AND BIBIANA TELLS HSR,

"I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT

THAT YOU WERE GONE, AND I

WAS IN THE RAIN!"

AND AGOSTINA SAYS,

"I HAD A DREAM THAT I SAW

SWEET AND SALTY YOU

FINALLY COME HOME!"...

...MAKING HSR TELL THEM,

"I LIKE YOU TWO SO MUCH THAT...

...I DON'T KNOW

WHAT I'M GOING TO DO!"...

...WHICH THEN,

 MAKES

THE TWO SISTERS

LOVINGLY HUG HSR

EVEN MORE...

AND

FINALLY,

THEY ARRIVE AT THE ART SCHOOL!

AND IMMEDIATELY, WE SEE A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING INSIDE!

THEN,

ALL THREE OF US

GO TO A CLASSROOM

THAT HAS A COUPLE OF BUSY MODELS

AND PAINTERS

DOING THEIR WORK...

SO,

THEY GO TO

ANOTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM

AND AGOSTINA SHOWS HSR

A PICTURE OF HOW SHE WANTS

HIM AND BIBIANA TO POSE

AND BIBIANA STARTS

GETTING READY!...

AND AGOSTINA SAYS,

"PER FAVORE...METTERE SUL PICCOLO PANNO...

AND SHE HANDS HSR A CLOTH, AND

NODS

FOR HIM

TO GO OVER THERE

AND DISROBE AND COVER HIMSELF

WITH A

TINY HANDKERCHIEF...

WHICH MAKES

THE RELUCTANT HSR

STAMMER, "MA, MA, MA!"...

...

SO,

NOT WANTING TO EXPOSE

HIMSELF TO

THE OTHER STRANGERS

HSR KEEPS

HIS

SWIMMING TRUNKS ON

AND USES THE HANKY, TOO!

THEN

AGOSTINA SAYS,

"BENE, POSSIAMO LAVORARE CON QUELLO."

SO, IT TAKES A WHILE

FOR AGOSTINA

TO FINISH WHAT SHE NEEDS ON  THE CANVAS,

AND ALL THE WHILE,

BIBIANA

IS JUST ENJOYING HERSELF

AS SHE HUGS HSR

THIS WAY AND THAT!

AND HSR SHOULD GET AN AWARD

FOR KEEPING THINGS

CALM AND

BUSINESS LIKE!

SO,

AFTER THAT,

THEY ALL GO OUT

TO SEE

A LIVE STAGE PLAY

AND HSR 

DOESN'T UNDERSTAND 

A SINGLE WORD, BUT

HE CAN TELL THAT 

EVERY ONE IN THE PLAY 

IS NOT

HAPPY ABOUT

THE TWO YOUNG ACTORS

BEING IN LOVE!

AND,

AFTER A STANDING OVATION,

THE THREE LEAVE

AND STROLL BY A CANAL OR TWO

THEN

THEY GO

TO AN ICE CREAM SHOP

"I'D LIKE TO MAKE 

YOU THREE AS HAPPY AS EVER!," 

SAYS THIS PERSON...

"HERE ARE MY FLAVORS FOR TODAY...

...JUST FOR YOU!'

SO, THEY 

ENJOY THEIR ICE CREAMS

BUT THEN,

IT STARTS TO

RAIN IN THE

BEAUTIFUL CITY!...

SO THEY MAKE IT BACK HOME

FINALLY...

AND AFTER

THINGS SETTLE DOWN A BIT,

THE TWO SISTERS TALK,

AND AGOSTINA SAYS

TO BIBIANA,

"I'M READING ABOUT HOW TO

FIND A WAY

TO KEEP THAT BEAUTIFUL

HSR HERE!...

...BY INTRIGUING HIM

AND CREATING THE CONDITIONS

WHERE HE DESPERATELY DESIRES

TO BE WITH US!

"INIZIAMO QUESTO OGGI!"...



..."DOBBIAMO""































































"Hopefully, you don't have many bumps

 during your ride today!"

"Doctor!...

I need your help!...Please!

I dreamed that my teeth were all broken!

What can I do?"

Hello, People!...and Patients!...

The above situation can seem 

very real for the people 

that have Dreams about 

"Dental Disasters!"

It's debatable whether your Psychologist

or your Dentist

should have a say

in helping to interpret these visions 

and 

offering insights in trying to 

cope with those matters!

But actually "fixing things" so that

one doesn't have those dreams

may really be easier said 

than done!

"Doctor!

I was spitting out my teeth in this Dream!

What's up with that?"

"Young Lady!...

Your dreams about that can be very vivid...and...

it may be involved with 

a loss of feeling secure about 

something or somethings in your life... 

Maybe an event at your job, or

a change in an important relationship

may help precipitate these internal reactions!

"No, Doctor Dentist! No!...

Every time I close my eyes to sleep,

my teeth just disappear!...

I can't take it anymore!...

I don't want to look like

that!...Save Me!"

"Believe me, Sir, about this...

...you may have experienced a loss of control 

or power

in some 

situation of your Awake Life...

You may have some doubts 

about getting past 

a huge challenge!

Try to see "The End Game" and 

how you can get 

back your power!

Oh yes...and when you feel 

sort of down...

...get a little..."Battle Happy"...

by

showing some "Defiant Strength!"















"I know I'm not Crazy!

You know that I have all of my teeth, Doctor!

But, I have dreams that

they're all false!

...and I can...

take them out!

Please tell me I'm not "Looney!"

"I have had you as a

Patient for a long time, and

I hate that this is happening to you!...Really!...

...I must urge you to be straight with yourself!

Do not be fake or 

compromise yourself anymore!

Always be upfront, and 

don't hurt people's feelings!

Do you have fears of 

being replaced or let go?

Replace any "False Feelings"

with "Good, Pure, and Especially, True" intentions!

"And maybe throw in a little Love!"

"Doctor!...

I don't know what's wrong 

with me!"

"Well,

please, tell me more!"

"Other people are always

treating me bad!

I try being nice, but

I'm always dreaming about me 

yanking out all of my teeth and 

throwing them away!"

I'm thinking some bad thoughts, Doc!"

Well, let's see...

Let's start from the beginning...

What are some of the ways that

you show yourself

that you Love Yourself?"

"I don't have time for that, because

I'm always

fighting and defending myself!"

"Here's one thing I'd

like for 

you 

to do!

Start giving yourself some 

"Me Time!"...

This will help to 

"declutter" your emotions,

and cut down on "Chaos" from others!"

"But I don't like being

by myself!...

I don't even think I

Love myself!"

"I think that you're a nice person!...

And, given time, 

I think that I can even learn to 

Love you!"

"You're just saying that!

Let me 

alone!"

"Look! I am on your side!

Please see

my secretary outside 

and I will see you again this same time 

next week!...MKay!"

"I have searched and searched 

for a person to help me, Doc!

I dream that I have no

Tongue!

...How can I stop those Dreams?"

"Young man!...

Sometimes Dreams show you 

what 

might be wrong in your life...

Your vision may signal that 

no one listens to you anymore,

or wants to 

hear what you have to say!"

"You're right Doctor!

My friends don't even

want to hang out with me...

ever since I blew the 20 Million Dollars 

I won in the Lottery!"

And the Lady Doctor asks, "Well, tell me...don't you 

have any of it left?"

And the patient says, "Yes, I have about half left

that they don't know about!"

Now the Lady Doctor says,

"I'll be straight...

the way they treated you....

it doesn't have to be 

"No Mo'!...

"You can talk to me 

as long as you need to

to conquer this problem!"

May you have many...



..."I think that I may want to know

my future with you...

But, 

I also know that the future is not set in stone...

the past is!...

However,

I know that we can piece together 

what we do!"...

..."Life is so full of Surprises

Many of them Good

and some of them, 

not so Good!

But I concentrate on the Good Ones!

And I try to help others

have Good surprises

because, I Love it when others

 give me a Good One! ...

...Then,

 HSR

says to me..."...







..."I love coming out here with you, Dr. Report!

The mighty powers of the Forces Of Nature

are noisily apparent here!

Everything depends on water, too!

Which reminds me...

You didn't leave the water running to

overflow again,

did you?"...








...I've planned these coming moments for a while...

Hollywood is my Dream Counselor...

and My Dentist!...

And he's the Best

at Both!"...




...smiles!

"HSR...

I don't have time

to count all of those

"You Love Me...You Love Me Nots!"

...I just Love You!"



















































"Hi there, Handsome...

The Yacht's over this way!

What?

You say that you get sea sick?

And you might need CPR?

Well, if

hope not!"











































"So Cool,

So Fresh,



So Clean!"












































Dr. Report!...

It's so great to feel



Pollen In The Air!"














































"Wow!...I just Love this "Winge Swing" Brushing Technique

from Dr. Winge...

...the Creator of this here Blog!...

He rocks the Brush back and forth... 

and he swears 

that 

it cleans with every half stroke

in the cycle! 

And that means 

that when you're finished... 

there's almost 

Nothing Left!" 

"OMG!...

You know Mister Hollywood Smiles Report?

He is one of my All-Time 

Favorite High School Students!

He would always bring me apples

and clean my blackboard!...

And he always treated the other students with

Respect and Dignity!

But, 

he wasn't Class President,

however, they did vote him

President of this Class!"

"Hi, Dr. Report!...

Open up the Door!...

There's a package for you!"

"I'm taking a class that will teach me

how to make Hollywood fall

"Hopelessly In Love" with me!...

I mean...

he acts like he already is,

but

I want him to

break down and cry 

afterward!"

Meanwhile...Back at the Palace!...

"Hollywood...

you look Good!"






"Aww ...Kaitlyn...

You still actin' like a Bratz!

and I Love it!"





























"I like Dancing with you, Hollywood...

It's almost like I know you!!

I'm going to wish and

  

have my people call your people!"

"That's cool!...

or maybe I can just

stop by!"

"I'll do what I did 

at the last Party!...

And it worked!...

"Come and have

a seat on the couch, 

Hollywood!"

"Aww 

Shucks!"

"Hollywood!...

My Sweetie-Pie!

How are You?...I

have some Hot Apple Pie

cooling by the window for you!"

"Stella, my One And Only!

You are the best! 

...And I'm Hungry!"

"Well that's good, Holly!

I also have some Cornish Hen and

mixed vegetables and rice, for you!"

"Stella, you already won my heart!

and my stomach is next!"

"And after the meal,

Hows about you and me

taking an evening stroll

on the "Wild Side?"

"Oh, you gonna 

start some Good Foolishness again, Holly!"

"Playing "Hide and Seek" with you

is one of my favorite things to do

out here with you

because

it's the "Excitement of the Hunt!"

and the "Suspense of the Unknown!"

...and...

when I finally find you

and we "hug and stuff"...

I wonder...

...are the

animals watching!"
































































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