I'm Lovin' It!"
"HSR!...
that's not 'Bowing Down' too much...
that's 'Groveling!'"
"OMGosh, Hollywood!...
You really out did yourself this time...
This Turkey is
a Masterpiece!"
"Hey Guys!...
We gotta 'Reset' this Thanksgiving Thing
and make
People want
another Animal!"
"Hello...all of you
Honey Buns!
...We're serving it up hot!
But not quite like
But our food for you is
for Your
Dynamic Universal Mind!"
"And we thank You
for all of
The Blessings that
Well, Hello, Everyone!
And Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm just
'Putting In Work Over The Stove!"
to give you the
Best that I can!
I'm making it
'Finger Lickin' Good,' okay!...
Just don't get
carried away!"
"All of the People in the Family,
and the People that you Love,
who can come,
can bond
over
some Good Food,
and some nice
'Catch-Up Conversations!"
"Remember...
Besides God, Self,
and Teeth...
...and the Blessings that
you have received...
Family is all we have!"
"Well...
let's get moving right along!"
Oh yes!...
I am
going to see
what Your Imaginations
are like!
...HSR!...
I can feel you in the air!
Nature is Restless for Us to Meet Again!
Because Our Love Causes Mighty Storms!
OMGosh...here he comes!
Yes!...
Get Ready for the
Lightning and the Thunder!
"Well,
I'm just about
finished cooking up
some
'Literary Turkey'
for your
'Chomping Eyes!"
It's 'Hot Out The Oven'
and
'Spiced To Perfection!'...
...to make this Blog
a little more
Addicting!
And I'm
making enough
for you to
come back for
Seconds, Thirds, and More!"
"You all go outside and play
in the Blog, now!...
...and enjoy!"
"I Feel
So Free!"
"Hey Yummy Fly!...
...Thanks!...
...for the
Thanksgiving!"
You and your
"I want this and I
want that"
smiles
are
Begging for the
Big and Moist Piece!
Today's Grand Episode is
brought to you by
Sleeping Babies,
who will,
after they wake up,
let you know,
loudly,
all about it!
"The Deeper I Look Into Your Eyes...
The More I Love What I See!"
Bruce Lee
is
and always
will be...
'Da Man!'
And HSR Loves him, too!...
but...
he ain't Mr. Lee!
Hey, HSR...watch out!...Especially
if you wanna have kids!
But
something tells me
that
HSR
will
'Give Up The 'Chucks'
on his own!
But,
in Life...
'Keep On Pushing
Forward!'
And take your 'War'
and your Many Battles
Very Seriously!
OKAY...
SO, SHE'S
BORED AT WORK,
AND
HSR'S BORED
AT WORK,
AND A LOT OF PEOPLE
ARE
BORED TOO!
BUT,
AS IF BY MAGIC,
WHEN
THE CLOCK HITS FIVE...
IT'S TIME TO
'VAMOOSE!'
AND PEOPLE FIND
'NEW ENERGY'
AND IT SEEMS
LIKE EVERYONE'S
MAKING IT HOME...
BUT,
PLEASE
BE AWARE OF
STREET LAMPS
AND
TRY NOT TO
TEXT AND
WALK!...
BECAUSE
EVEN
REALLY
WORSE THINGS
CAN HAPPEN...
AND EVEN MORE WORSE
THINGS
CAN GO WRONG!
SO,
AS HSR IS
ON HIS WAY HOME
HE SEES A REAL
FUTBOL PRO!
"HEY, LADY!...
PLEASE BE CAREFUL!
AND FURTHER ALONG...
"HEY, HSR...
WHAT CHA
DOIN' TONIGHT?," ASKS THIS LADY...
"OH," SAYS HSR,
"I'MA JUST TAKE IT EASY!"...
SO
WHEN HE GETS HOME
AND PLOPS DOWN
ON THE
SOFA
AND
SOME DEEP SLEEP
COMES ON QUICKLY!
AND, OF COURSE,
HE SOON STARTS
TO DREAM!
AND BOY...
ARE
THEY
EVER
STRANGE!...
BUT, SEEMINGLY
PEACEFUL!
WAIT!...
WHAT'S THIS?
A
HUGE TURKEY IS LOOKING AT ME
IN MY DREAMS!
NOW IT RUNS UP TO ME
AND SAYS,
"DON'T EAT ME...
OR MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS,
YA HEAR!"
THEN,
THE TURKEY
WALKS QUIETLY AWAY,
AND THEN
'BOOM!'...OUT OF NOWHERE
ITS HEAD GETS BLOWN
RIGHT OFF!
NOW, HSR THINKS
"OH
THAT
AIN'T RIGHT!
I AIN'T GOBBLING UP
NO TURKEYS!"
SO,
THE NEXT DAY,
WHICH IS
THE DAY BEFORE
THANKSGIVING,
HSR GETS A
BIG IDEA!
AND HE CALLS HIS MOM
AND SAYS,
"HEY, MOM...DON'T COOK
THE TURKEY AND STUFF
FOR TOMORROW...I'LL
BRING THE FOOD!"
AND SHE ASKS HER SON,
"HSR, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU ARE DOING?"
AND HE SAYS, "YES, MOM...
I HAVE IT ALL
PLANNED OUT!
SO,
HSR SHOWS UP
ON THANKSGIVING
AND BRINGS IN SOME
REALLY NICE
VEGETABLE
PLATTERS!
"HOLLYWOOD," SAYS HIS MOM,
VERY SURPRISED, "I COULDN'T GET
YOU TO EAT
YOUR VEGGIES BEFORE...
AND NOW...YOU'VE CHANGED!"
SO THEY SIT DOWN AND HAVE
FUN JUST
SAMPLING EVERYTHING!
AND AFTER ALL OF THAT
MOM SAYS,
"I REALLY LIKED THIS TIME
WITH YOU, SON!...
AND I LOVE YOUR PLATTERS...
THEY ARE
TOTALLY HEALTHY!"
SO,
THEY TALK MORE,
THEN,
FINALLY,
HSR GOES HOME...
AND ...WOW!
THAT THANKSGIVING EVENING,
AS HSR IS
DREAMING AGAIN,
THE SAME TURKEY APPEARS!...
AND IT SAYS,
"BETTER KARMA IS COMING
TO YOU BECAUSE YOU
DID YOUR PART, SIR!"
AND HSR'S MOM CALLS
THE NEXT MORNING
AFTER THANKSGIVING
AND
SAYS,
"SON...I REALLY ENJOYED
YOUR COMPANY YESTERDAY...
AND...
MY STOMACH
IS SO CALM
BY NOT HAVING
ALL OF THAT
HEAVY FOOD!
...MAYBE WE TRY IT
AGAIN SOMETIMES, OKAY, SON!"
"OKAY, MOM," SAYS HSR...
AND WITHIN A COUPLE OF SECONDS,
HSR'S PHONE RINGS!...
"IT'S THAT PRETTY WOMAN
DOWN THE STREET
WHO HARDLY NOTICES HIM!
AND SHE SAYS,
"HSR!...I JUST GOT SOME
'GARDEN-FRESH VEGETABLES'...
WANNA TRY SOME?'
AND HSR SAYS,
"YES!...I'LL BE RIGHT OVER!"
AND NOW,
HSR IS
SO HAPPY!
NOW, A GREAT FORCE
IN THE TURKEY UNIVERSE
SAYS,
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
PROTECT THAT HSR,
WITH HIS BUNGLING,
BUT GOOD-HEARTED SELF,
BECAUSE,
IT SEEMS THAT
HE IS ON OUR SIDE!"
"Thank you, Lord, for the
Sun rises in my Life!"
"Happy Thanksgiving,
Everyone!
I'm so thankful for Health and
for the
Frame of Mind
and
the 'Out-Of-Left-Field,
Story-telling Capacities' needed
to regularly construct this Blog!
And I'm
Thankful for
you visiting!
There are almost a Billion Blogs
out there,
so,
I'm glad when you can
stop by!"
"Let me count some of the
ways that I,
Doctor Ralph Cyril Winge,
have contributed
to the
Dental Profession
around the World,
since graduating from
U.S.C. Dental School
in 1977!"...
"The 'Ball Really Started Rolling'
for me
with the invention of The
Love
...Yes!...And
after some Assiduous Research,
I find that I am
the First African-American
in the United States
to
Invent, Patent, and Market
a 'Smile-Saving Toothbrush'
and
also the First Black to
Invent and Introduce
separate
Toothbrushing Methods!"
"So,
how am I going to make
The Love Toothbrush®...and...
not
'Talk About Love?"
"Now, the Duchenne Smile,
classified by
Dr. Duchenne himself,
exemplifies a
Psychologically-verified,
'Genuinely Happy' grin!
Add to all of that,
some extra muscle contractions.
and the 'Closed Eyes,'
then
you have
'The Happiest Smile Known To Dentistry'...
,,,the Winge/Epitome/InfiniSmile Smile!"
"The First of the
teeth cleaning styles,
I developed in 1999
is
the Winge Bounce!"
"In the Year 2000,
the Winge Swing was born!"
"Next, in 2008,
the Winge Slide Thankfully
surfaced as another
cleansing alternative!
"And I am
especially Thankful
to have gained insight
and Blessing
and Blessing
to create
the newest brushing version,
thought of this year in August,
the Pendulum Teethbrushing Protocol!"
Come to think of it...
...it's sort of scary
and sobering that
at this time,
I am the only person alive
that has
invented a Toothbrushing Technique!
All of the other Methods were
introduced from
1932 to 1954 (Bass)
Hey,
let's hear it for
the
one and only
"A Biometric Interpretation System
came to fruition,
which can be used by
Security Agencies,
and Dentistry, and Facial Fashion
Entities,
called the
'Aesthetic/ Beauty Quadrilateral of the Face!'
"I devised a
customized Way of
evaluating
a Patient's
Smile Complex
with the
The Winge Orality Quotient-Smile Assessment Tool
for Smile Analysis, and Attractiveness!"
"I was the First to
elucidate a
'Raised Linear Area'
that's a
'Rare and Beautifying
Middle-of-the-Upper-Lip
Anatomical Landmark,
which I Inaugurally Named
'Winge's Peak,'
seen here on such
notable People
as
President Obama
here
and here
and on
Rapper/Philanthropist Jay Z
here
and there!
And Jada
Pinkest-Smith has one!...
Also,
'Black Panther' Star
Chadwick
Boseman
and
'The Amazing'
Alfre
Woodard,
among plenty of others!"
"The 'Bite the Dentist Back Dance'
came to me all of a sudden
and
is fun to do!"
"One of the 'Most Fun Things In Dentistry'
to do, for me,
is to present the
'Grinni Awards' to Celebrities!
So far 25 People
have received it,
including
Actor
Taraji P.
Henson, and
the First One,
Muhammed
Ali!"
And, last, but,
definitely not the least,
I was awarded
a Star on the
'Watts Walk Of Fame,'
the
'Promenade Of Prominence!'
"You know...
this Blog registers
more than 7 million
visits a year,
about half
of them
'Feedjit' Users
(remember Feedjit Y'all?)
and half Non-Feedjit Users!"
"And I am So Thankful for
seeing all of the
Young Patients
that have helped
me grow as a Dentist!"
"And I need to
say to
you, Reader,
that I Wish and Want things to
be 'Thankfully Just Right'
in your Universes and
Family and Friends Spheres'
because there is room for
all of us, and we are
all God's Children
in One 'Multilayered Voice!'"
So,
I am looking forward
to 'Pushing The Envelope'
and doing more things,
and,
Readers...
You'll be the first to know!"
So, it is
true
that there
'ain't no other Dentist'
like Me!"
"And with that,
'May you have many Smiles
and a
Happy
Thanksgiving!"
"The seasons may change,
but
I don't think that I could Love
HSR More!"
May you have many...
..."So...Next Year,
we are going to
...Blah, Blah, Blah!"...
..."Loving You adds the
'Most Vivid Colors'
to my life!"...
..."It' that time of Year again!...
There's so much for which to be Thankful!
First, I'm alive and I have Health!
And I have a Mind that works to Navigate this World!
And I can Dream for Solutions and a Better World
for myself and others!
Come to think of it,
if there was no one else...
...with Whom could we Be Happy!"...
..."We're going to smile...
One, Two, Three!"
...smiles!
"Dr. Report!...
You have been
My Friend
for Years!
And for That...
and more...
"Oh, My...Doctor Report!...You're here...
I have
Something
Naturally Opulent
that
I'd like to
Show You!"
"They say that
'Too Many Cooks
Spoil The Broth'...
...But...
...Not Today!...
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where Everyone In The World Can Eat Well!...
Hollywood!...I made
you some
of your favorite
Biscuits And Gravy!"
"OMGosh!...Helena...
I'ma
'Be right over!"
"Our Species,
appreciate Thanksgiving, too!
People eat and eat
and
the food left in the mouth
is like an
Eight-Course
Meal to Us!"
"Wow!
I can smell the
Apple Cobbler!
And...
Yes!...Come
To Big Poppa!"
"I metabolize Cellulose!
And, Yes!...
Here come the
Mixed Vegetables!"
"Will you look at that!
Some Little Shrimp...
is coming My Way!
My Prayers are Answered!"
But The Team
on the
'Other Side'
has something
to Do and Say!
"I wish that these People
would Floss and Brush more!
Now My Blade
has to do
More Scraping!"
"I can do this
In My Sleep!"
"And I'ma put this
Plaque Monster
To Sleep!"
Hey, Y'all...
Thanksgiving is not
just about
'Stuffing the Stomach!'
And Chowing down on
these Creatures!
It's about
Giving Thanks,
and being Thankful
for our Families
around us!
Yes!...
This Time of Year,
we collect our Harvest
for our previous work!
"I thank you for My
Family and Friends and
my Livelihood,
and
This Blog, and HSR,
who I hope will get
things right Next Time!...
And for Doctor Ralph Winge,
who 'Brings It'
every Friday!"
"I'm Thankful to see all of
my Cousins
from far away,
and,
I'm Thankful for
that Next Big Holiday
Coming Up!"
...See Y'all!...
...And God Bless!...
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