Next Time I See My Dentist...I'll Do This!...

"You're So Natural!...And You make me Feel So Natural!...Hey...Let's go to Our...



...Lovely Garden!...





















































































"You should have seen

this wave

that

Hollywood

and I caught!...

It was huge!...

...from the Bottom To The Top!

And when we got

back on our boards,

we...

...well...

What Happens On The Surf Board...

Stays...

On The Surf Board!"...

Doctor Dentation!...

Remember that

Transgender Dentist that just opened

an Office next

to Ours?...



...well..."





































Oh, boy...

...you and your

"I Love going to the Dentist, as long as the Dentist is Dr. Periola!"...

smiles

are

currently thinking that

you can 'get away' with

eating all that Candy!






























Today's Episode

is brought to you by

Mr. Duck,

...err, as soon as he wakes up!...

Hey!

Wake up!...

...we have a Show to do!...

I remember flying kites!

They used to be so fun

to do

and watch!


But now,

there are Stunt Kites,

which offer

more

options

and more

difficulties!








Yes Siree, Bob...there's

the easy stuff,

and then

there are the Difficulties!...

Which sometimes seems

to be HSR's Middle Name!

Because,

last time,

in

"Turkey Farmers "Ain't Smilin'" ...

After Thousands Of Turkeys Escape!"

and before that,

in

“Doomed Turkey Does This...To The Dentures...Of The Farmer ...



Trying To Catch Him For Thanksgiving Dinner!..." 

WHERE THE 11 YEAR OLD 

HSR GETS OFF OF 

A BIG YELLOW SNOW-WORTHY

SCHOOL BUS...

AND HE IS ABOUT TO

WALK 6 MILES

THROUGH THE

THICK WOODS AND

DEEP  

AND

 ICE-COLD SNOW

TO GET HOME,



AND HE HAS NO PROBLEM

WITH THIS TREK

BECAUSE

HE’S FAMILIAR WITH

ALMOST EVERY TREE

IN THIS BIG FOREST,

BUT ALONG HIS WAY,

HE HEARS SOME SOUNDS,

SO,

IMMEDIATELY AND INSTINCTIVELY,

HE CROUCHES DOWN

NEXT TO A TREE FOR COVER,

AND

HE SPOTS SOME WOLVES

THAT ARE HOT ON THE TRAIL

OF SOME PREY

THAT THEY

HAVE JUST SEEN,

AND HSR LOOKS TO WHERE

THEY ARE GOING,

AND

THEY ARE HEADED STRAIGHT

TO A MOTHER REINDEER

AND HER CALF, 

WHICH PROBABLY MAKES THE WOLVES

'THANKSGIVINGLY HAPPY,'

BUT

THE MOTHER REINDEER


FIGHTS OFF THE WOLVES SOME,

AND THEN SHE

LURES THEM AWAY

FROM HER BABY, 

SO THE BABY DEER

RUNS THE OTHER WAY,

AND,

SEEING ALL OF THIS,

HSR CHASES AFTER THE SMALL DEER,

AND AFTER A WHILE OF RUNNING,

HE CATCHES UP

TO THE TIRED DOE,

AND LOOKS AT IT

AND SAYS TO IT,

“HEY, LITTLE BUDDY,

...LET’S GET OUT

OF THIS DANGEROUS AREA!

COME ON, LET’S GO!,”

AND THE LITTLE DEER

HESITATES AT FIRST,

THEN LOOKS BACK

IN ITS MOTHER’S DIRECTION,

AND IT HEARS SOME

FAINT FIGHTING AND GROWLING NOISES,

THEN DECIDES TO

STEP CAREFULLY AND FOLLOW HSR,

SO THEY WALK A WHILE

AND PASS BY A STREAM,

AND HSR THINKS BACK

TO WHEN

THERE WAS A FIRE

AND HE SUCCESSFULLY SAVED

A LITTLE BUNNY!...

"WHOA!" SAYS AN AMAZED HSR,

"WILL YOU LOOK AT

THAT MAJESTIC MOUNTAIN, 

BECAUSE,

I LOVE THIS

PAINTER ISLAND!

WHERE THE AIR

IS 'BOTTLED FRESH!"

SO,

HSR AND THE BABY REINDEER

KEEP WALKING ALONG

TOWARD HSR’S PLACE,

BUT AFTER A WHILE,

HE HEARS SOME NOISES BEHIND HIM,

SO HE GRABS THE DOE

AND HIDES BEHIND

A SET OF ROCKS 

AND WAITS…

AND WAITS…

AND GUESS WHAT IT’S...

MOMMA DEER!...

SHE’S BACK!...

WHOA!... SHE MUST HAVE

PUT A WHUPPIN’

ON THOSE WOLVES!...

SHE LOOKS

A LITTLE BANGED UP,

BUT SHE WALKS

TO HER SMALL DOE,

THEN LICKS IT 

AND THEN

THEY WALK ALONG THEIR WAY…

AND HSR THINKS,

“OH, ISN’T THAT TOO CUTE!”...

SO

HSR STARTS HEADING HIS WAY

BACK

HOME,

BUT AFTER WHILE,

HE HEARS SOME MORE SUSPICIOUS SOUNDS

BEHIND HIM…

...AND...

...IT’S ANOTHER WOLF!...

AND THIS ONE

LOOKS REALLY MEAN…

…AND REALLY HUNGRY!...

...SO, HSR QUICKLY CHECKS AROUND

FOR THE BEST TREE TO CLIMB

RIGHT NOW…

YES, THERE’S ONE!...

SO HE SCAMPERS UP

QUICK, FAST, AND IN A HURRY…

AND JUST IN TIME…

BECAUSE THE BIG BAD WOLF

IS JUST RUDELY

AND VORACIOUSLY

NIPPING AT HIS HEELS…

SO…

HSR CONTINUES

CLIMBING UP TO A STRONG BRANCH

AND SITS ON IT

TO WAIT IT OUT…

THEN,

HE REMEMBERS THAT HE HAS

SOME FRESH RAW MEAT...

AND HIS SLING SHOT

IN HIS BACK PACK

(ALONG WITH A WHOLE BUNCH

OF OTHER STUFF)…

...SO...

HE GETS OUT

SEVERAL BIG CHUNKS

AND SHOOTS THEM

A LONG WAY AWAY…

...AND THE WOLF HEARS

THE MEAT

 HIT THE SNOW,...

AND IT LEAVES HSR

AND RUNS A LONG DISTANCE

TO GET TO THE RAW MEAT…

AND HSR SHOOTS ANOTHER

BIG CHUNK IN ABOUT THE SAME PLACE,

AND TWO OTHER WOLVES

HEAR AND SMELL IT...

AND IN A LITTLE WHILE,

THE WOLVES START TO FIGHT

AMONG THEMSELVES

FOR MORE CHUNKS THAT

HSR KEEPS SHOOTING OUT…

SO,

WITH THE WOLVES

TEARING EACH OTHER APART

OVER THE REMAINING FOOD,

HSR CLIMBS DOWN THE TREE

IN A HURRY AND HEADS HOME,

BUT IT’S STARTING

TO GET DARK

SO HE HEADS

TO AN EMPTY CABIN, 

WHICH IS A

REFESHING SIGHT RIGHT NOW…

SO HE WALKS ON IN,

AND NOBODY’S THERE…

THEN HE LOCKS THE DOOR

AND SETS UP A SMALL FIRE

IN THE FIREPLACE AND

BREAKS OPEN

A CAN OF CHILI BEANS

AND SPAM,

AND WARMS IT UP AND IS

ABOUT TO HEARTILY DIG IN…

BUT SOMETHING KNOCKS

AND SCRATCHES

ON THE DOOR…

AND THE DISTURBED HSR

THINKS, “WT…”…

SO,

NOW HE GETS UP AND

WALKS CAUTIOUSLY OVER TO THE DOOR

AND TRIES TO SEE

THROUGH THE CRACKS AND SPACES

IN THE OLD AND WORN

WOODEN DOOR,

BUT HE CAN’T SEE A THING…

...AND HE HEARS SOME MORE SCRATCHES…

NOW,

HE UNLOCKS IT

AND SLOWLY OPENS

THE SQUEAKY DOOR,

WHICH PROUDLY SINGS IN HIGH AND

SCRATCHY NOTES…

AND…

..."WHOA! WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE!" SMILES HSR

AS HE SEES

ANOTHER YOUNG REINDEER..RIGHT IN

FRONT OF HIM!...

ON THE PORCH!...

OMGOSH!...

AND,

IN THE DISTANCE....

HERE COMES

TWO MORE

YOUNGER ONES!

SO THEY ARE ALL

IN THE FRONT NOW,

AND HSR SAYS,

"WELL,

LET'S GO INSIDE,

YOU GUYS!...IT'S FREEZING

OUT HERE!"

SO HSR WALKS IN

AND

THE DEER ARE

ABOUT TO COME IN,

BUT

THEY HESITATE...

THEN,


HSR LOOKS AT

WHAT THEY ARE LOOKING AT...

WHICH MAKES

HSR SAY,

"GEE, SORRY YOU GUYS!...

LEMME TAKE CARE OF THAT...

...RIGHT NOW!...

SO HE TAKES IT OFF THE WALL

AND PUTS IT

OUT OF SIGHT!

THEN

HE TELLS THE DEER

THAT HE WISHES THAT HE

COULD OFFER THEM

A PLACE LIKE THIS,

AND

NOT LIKE

THIS!


"HEY...I'VE GOT SOME

BLACKBERRIES IN MY BAG...WAIT A SEC!"



HSR NOW RETRIEVES THE BERRIES...



..."I KNEW THAT THEY'D COME IN HANDY...

...HERE YOU GUYS GO!"


AND HE GIVES

EACH OF THE THREE

A COUPLE OF

 LARGE HANDFULS EACH!...

AND AFTER HSR PETS

AND RUBS EACH OF THEM

GENTLY,

JUST LIKE HE DID,

WHEN HE WAS

A KID!

NOW, HE LEANS BACK

AND IS TOTALLY

COMFY AND ENAMORED

WITH

THE CRISP AND

HAPPY-WARM BENEFITS

OF THE

FIREPLACE!...

AND

THINGS SEEM TO BE GOING 

JUST FINE...

...RIGHT NOW...

BUT 

AFTER A WHILE,

HSR SEES SOME WATER COMING

DOWN THE SIDE OF THE 

INNER CHIMNEY!

"OMGOSH!... THAT MEANS 

JUST ONE THING!," HE THINKS

TO HIMSELF,

"THERES TOO MUCH SNOW OVER 

THE CHIMNEY STACK!...

THE SMOKE EXIT 

MIGHT GET BLOCKED...AND...

...THAT AIN'T GOOD!"

SO 

HE PUTS HIS JACKET 

AND BOOTS

BACK ON

AND GOES OUT SIDE

AND HE CLIMBS UP THE 

SNOW BANK, 

WHICH LOOKS LIKE THIS

IN THE BACK PART...

AND CLEANS A LARGE AREA

AWAY,

AND WHEN HSR FINISHES AND

COMES BACK DOWN,

HE TURNS TO GO  BACK INSIDE,

BUT,

...WAIT!...

...THIS CAN'T BE!

...HSR SEES THE BIGGEST

BEAR EVER,

BUT, 

THE BEAR 

DOESN'T SEE HIM YET!...

NOW, HSR THINKS,

"I'M JUST GONNA WHISTLE LIKE 

AIN'T NOTHING WRONG 

AND JUST WALK

BACK 

TO THE DOOR AND

GO INSIDE!"  

AND HE DOES JUST THAT,

NOT PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO THE BEAR!...

BUT... 

WHEN HE GETS BACK 

TO THE DOOR...

HE CAN'T BELIEVE HIS EYES!...

THERE'S A...

Love Toothbrush®                                       




















































































































"I don't need you Tomorrow...I need you

Today!"

"OMGosh!

I have a Dental Appointment today!

And The Dentist is

not just any old

Dentist!..

He is My first Love 

back in College

He is quite a Guy!

Point Lome University,

where we met,

is the Best College 

In the World!

It's Right on

the 

Beach!

...With Beautiful Sunsets 

every Night!

I really Loved the water

while there

and so

did he!

His Dorm had an

Astonishing View!

Of course,

we would go to class and stuff

but, 

a lot of time was spent

learning a lot 

about each other and going

'Cuckoo for Coco Puffs!'

He helped me to 

open my eyes and perceive

and feel the 

'Real Beauty In Life!'

And that it all

starts

from inside

Me!

And we experimented with

each other!

And we would sometimes watch

the surfers 

do Their Thing!

And I would walk around Campus a lot



But as My First Love,

he really

'Made Me



Dizzy!'

One day,

on the way to class,



I asked him,

"Do You



Love me?"

And he said,

"Yes!"


And I was

'Blinded by



His Science!'

And I was so



Happy!



But after each of us

finished our studies at the school

we went different ways!

I  did



My Thing,

and he

went to USC

Dental School!



Now...a while later,

he is

going to treat me

as a Student Patient

in Dental School,

but,

how will I view the Man I once knew?

I don't want to just


'Fall To Pieces'

when I see Him!



And I want to be a



Strong and Vibrant Woman...

But a Vulnerable Woman



In Love!

So,

when I see Him

for my appointment

later today,

I will always

remember him

from our days

next to the



water!

But...

...'Will He Still Love Me?'


















































































"Yes,

there is

a lot of Room

For Growth!"















































"If you give Me a Ride,

I'll...



Tell You Some Stories!"






















"During your

Sleep Tonight,

I'll meet you



in Your R.E.M. Cycle!"


































May you have many...



"The Wind...

can it



...Come Again?"...







..."Sir Hollywood!...

...can we...

Play 'Hide And Seek'

in the Palace Again?"...


..."Our Earth is really

like an Organism unto itself!

The currents of Air and Water

all flow around,

not aimlessly,

but

like a Working Circulatory System!

And the

'Evapotranspirating Plants'

give us the 

oxygen we need and Love!

And as part of this Earth,

we have the Organisms of Humanity!

And even though we are 

scattered far and wide 

across these 

Huge Swaths Of Land...

All of Our Heartbeats Count!"...



...smiles!

"All of those Little People

down there

look like tiny

Little Ants...



just bustling around!"






































"HSR...I'm hearing too much

High Frequency Radio

Chatter!...let's get in the car



now and

make ourselves scarce!"

"Yeah, Hollywood!...

Let's Do It!"























































Meanwhile...Back At The Place where 'The Good Stuff' Happens!...

"It will never work out

between us,

Agent Report!

You're an agent from your Country,

and I, from mine!

We could never

Fall Madly and Desperately

Into An Urgent and Joining Love!...

...Unless...!"

Ladies and Gentlemen!

On this side of

the 'Oral Wars,'

we have the

Monster Bacteria

Mayhem Squad!


And their three

Representatives are:









"I just love to give those

Perio Patients

a 'Burning Sensation'

just to

show them that

I have a

'Warm Heart!'"

We have the Power to

easily move 

from one part

of the Mouth 

to another,

and do 'Invisible Damage!'"

"I am the Ruler of the

Periodontal 

Fluids!

I eat antibodies and Nails

for Breakfast...

as an

Appetizer!"

















And on this side...

we have the

Humans,

trying to keep the Mouths Clean...

Their Three Representatives are:

"I've got their

Cellular Nucleus in sight!...They're going' down!"


















"I'm using Experimental

Cryotherapy, to



Freeze Them for a

Great Loss!"

















"Hand to Hand Combat

is where it's at for me

and if they come high...

I go 'Low!'"

"I'm going to watch this

Interesting,

but Never-Ending

Battle

from the sidelines 

here high

atop the 

Gingival Crest!"

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