...In the Style that I and They Deserve!...
"OMGosh!...Dr. Report
gave me a ride in His Bentley Today!...
and...
...he said that
The Bentley
goes well with
My Look
and
My Personality,
and
He's letting Me
Drive it Today,
to Prove it!"
"I knew Hollywood
when He was
driving a 'Ford Pinto,'
and
He's still the same
Lovely Person!"
"Wow!...
HSR!...
If you can
fix a
Five Course Meal
like that...
I know that
your Dessert
is
"Well...
...You said.,
"Hurry...just
come as You are!,"
...so...
Here I Am!"
"Reader!...Hi There...
I have
something to
show you...
...Just keep reading!"
"Admiral Hollywood,
Our Nation is under
Attack from the Sea!...
Please...
amass your Navy Fleet...
and Save My Kingdom!...
"Dr. Report!...
I conclude that
the 'Best Seat'
in Your Bentley
is
Now,
You and Your
"throw Me the Wind,
the Rain,
and the Snow
....I can take it"
smiles
are
really thinking about
Good Ol'
Cabo San Lucas!
Your Delectable Episode
for Today
is brought to you by
Lazy Waves
telling
Their Secret Stories...
and Our Messages!
and Our Messages!
When HSR
was a youngster
playing Good Old Baseball,
he had some
fun, but he also had
some
'Rough Patches' as a Batter!
But for him to join
a Team, he had to
play Catcher!
And all he had to do
was
catch the ball, right?
But some batters
try and
Over Reach!
Fortunately, HSR,
here,
was wearing
a Cup!...
But, here,
the Umpire,
wasn't?...Ouch!...
But HSR needs more
Practice, because,
he's been
missing some 'Tags!'
Oh, Well!
'Oh, well'...is right!
That boy needs some help!
He needed it then,
and he's going to
need some more now...I mean
Right Now!
Check it!...
Last time,
during,
"Please…Help Your Dentist Get A New…
...Bentley!"...
...AND THERE...
HSR, IN DENTAL SCHOOL
AT
USC,
IS WORKING
ON THE WEEKEND
PARKING CARS AT A
HIGH-CLASS
RESTAURANT
AND HE GETS A CHANCE
TO PARK SOME
REALLY HIGH-END
CARS, BUT
HSR, WHEN YOU
THINK ABOUT IT,
REALLY CONNECTS WITH
THIS TYPE
OF FOOD
FOR SEVEN BUCKS,
NOT THIS
FOR 98 DOLLARS,
BUT, RIGHT NOW,
HE'S JUST WORKING,
SO,
THE FIRST CAR UP
IS A...
WOW...
LAMBOURGHINI!
AND HSR
PARKS IT CLOSE TO
THE FRONT DOOR...
...NO PROBLEM!
AND UP NEXT...
OMG!
A
PRETTY ROLLS!
AND A LADY
GETS OUT AND SAYS,
PLEASE, SIR...
"YES, MAM!" SAYS HSR!...
"WHOA NELLY!" SAYS HSR
AS A
MUSCULAR MODEL T
ROLLS UP!
AND A GUY GETS
OUT OF THE CAR
AND HANDS HSR TWO TWENTIES
AND SAYS,
"I'M TAKING IT TO
A CAR SHOW
NEXT WEEKEND,
SO
TREAT IT LIKE A BABY,
PLEASE!...
"WILL DO, SIR!,"
SMILES HSR...
NOW, HSR IS
NOT SUPPOSED TO
'WHISTLE' BUT
A 57 CHEVY PULLS UP
AND
HE SAYS,
"I'LL TREAT IT WITH CARE, MISS!"
"THANK YOU,
HANDSOME DAAAHLING!" SHE
RETURNS.
"WHAT'S THIS!...
THE CAR OF MY DREAMS!"
CRIES
HSR WHEN HE SEES
A
LAMBO
EGOISTA!
"MY LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!"
HE SAYS TO HIMSELF!
"HI THERE, SIR,"ROLLS UP!
AND A GUY GETS
OUT OF THE CAR
AND HANDS HSR TWO TWENTIES
AND SAYS,
"I'M TAKING IT TO
A CAR SHOW
NEXT WEEKEND,
SO
TREAT IT LIKE A BABY,
PLEASE!...
"WILL DO, SIR!,"
SMILES HSR...
NOW, HSR IS
NOT SUPPOSED TO
'WHISTLE' BUT
A 57 CHEVY PULLS UP
AND
HE SAYS,
"I'LL TREAT IT WITH CARE, MISS!"
"THANK YOU,
HANDSOME DAAAHLING!" SHE
RETURNS.
"WHAT'S THIS!...
THE CAR OF MY DREAMS!"
CRIES
HSR WHEN HE SEES
A
LAMBO
EGOISTA!
"MY LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!"
HE SAYS TO HIMSELF!
SAYS THIS WOMAN...
I'VE HAD TOO MUCH
TO DRINK
AND
YOUR BOSS SAID
THAT IT'S OKAY
FOR YOU
TO
DRIVE ME HOME!...
BUT I
NEED TO GO NOW!...
CAN YOU?"
"You're Alive!...Reading This Blog!...Great!...See you
Next Week!... "
"Doctor McBite!...You're the Best!
You made me
Love My Smile again!...
But,
what did it take for you to
become a Dentist?"
And Doctor McBite answers,
"Dental schooling now,
costs a lot, depending on
where you go in
the World!...
But,
in the U. S.,
four years of College may cost you
around $100,000 to $200,000,
then
Dental School
may be another
$300,000 to $500,000 more!...
Which 'ain't no'
Small Potatoes!"
"Well, Doctor,
you
sure know your Stuff!" smiles
the Patient!...And with your
Whole Setup
here,
with this
'Killer View,'
I know that
you're driving a
Pretty Car!"
"Well, I have had my eyes
on one Car, but it's
'Just A Dream!'" admits Dr. McBite.
"What...a Rolls
Royce or
a...Lambourghini?"
she asks.
"To tell you the truth,"
confides Dr. McBite,
"I have been looking at
a
Bentley.!..I saw a
'Gorgeous'
one
the other day!
"OMGosh, Doctor!...
Go right on ahead,
with
Yo' Bad Self!" she laughs,
"You deserve it
and it will fit your
personality well!...
When do you want to get it?"
"Well, I may have to do a
couple of things first!...
Like get one
or two more
nice
Spa Offices with a view for
the Patients!
"How long did you
go to school?" she asks.
"Well, I got into
Dental School
at USC
after
two years of College,
and then did four years
there!" says McBite...
"I'll bet that you made
a lot of
"Yeah...it was crazy a lot,
and
it was great,
but
we also learned how
to work
in
'The Cave'
and
how to make those
Smiles 'Bling!'...
...First, we started
learning our techniques
on Mannequins,
then we
eventually
graduated to
'Live
Patients!' And
I also did
some
Community
Free Clinic work,
and
did a couple
helping people with
toothaches in
South
America!"
Now the Patient
asks,
I know that you
had to
study a whole bunch, right?"
"Aww, man!
Did I ever!...In my Perio Book,
I had to read the
First Paragraph of the
First Chapter
at least ten times
for all of those
facts to
finally sink in!
Next,
the Patient asks,
"I know that some
of your Patients
brought you
'Culinary Goodies'
to help you study, right?"
"OMGosh," smiles Dr. McBite,
I got
Beautiful Cakes
and Cookies that
were
'Out Of This World!"
"Sweet, Doctor!," says
the Patient, "you're living
'The Life!'...I'm going to
tell all of my Friends
about you!...I notice that
your prices are a
little on the high side,
but,
you more than make up for it
with
Your Excellent 'Chairside Manner!'"...
"Well, Dr. McBite,
I hope," says the patient,
"that you open another
Spa Office with a
Skyline View,
and when
one of those
so-called
'Super Cars'
tries to
pass you by,
well,
they'll have
some Stiff
I'm rooting for You
to have it by
My
next
Six Month Check-up!...All right,
Doc?"
And Dr. McBite reconfirms adamantly,
"All Right!"
May you have many...
..."It's okay, Doctor Report...
I look forward to every Friday,
when
you want Me to
to put the Gas in It!"...
..."My answer to you,
Doctor Report, is a stern 'No!'...
I don't think that
you should
drive your Bentley
in all of this Snow"...
..."Yes, Doctor...there's too much
White Stuff!'"...
..."Be the Master
of Your Own
Time!...
Science can't explain
how time takes place,
or even the Driving Force behind it!...
But for sure...
We don't want Time to
run out on Us...
...or...
to Pass Us By!"...
..."Dr. Report...after my appointment
with you Today,
I'd like to
show you
how My Mercedes Maybach
feels in the Back Seat
as
My Chauffeur Drives!"...
...smiles!
"Doctor Hollywood Smiles Report!...
I am from
Homo Cybergraphicus HQ!
...Please hold still
while I
Internal Parts!"
"OMGosh!... The Show's
over already?...
Well, Thanks
HSR
for
lighting My Fires!"
"Dr. Report...
It's so good to see
that you
finally kept your appointment
here in
Dreamland!
We are playing
'52 Pick Up!'...
And You're Picking Up!"
"Keep Both Sides
of Your
'Double-Edged Sword' Smile...as...
Sharp as a Tack!"...
Meanwhile...Back At The Wonderful Place...Inside...Your Imagination!...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
Ladies and Gentlemen...
this is the 'Hard Rock'
Venue
where many of the
Battles
of the Dental Hygiene Wars
take place!
Microbes can hide out,
with protections from Calculus,
and do their
'Dastardly Deeds'
with Impunity!
"Doctor Dentation!...
You showed up early Today!
...I'm 'Whirlpooling' an
Aqueous Solution from the
Water Pick!"
"Yes, Doctor Periola!...
I'm in
'Bacterial Extermination Mode!'
I dreamed that they
Conquered Me
Last Night,
so
I'm going to
'Make Them Pay!'"
"Bite and Move...
Bite and Move...
Forget those Hygienists!...
I'm doing it
Just Like
Muhammed Ali Did!"
"This Patient
needs to see me
more often!...
I'm
I'm up to
My Knees...in this!
"Here are some
'Magic Bullet' Antibiotics!
And I've got Plenty!"
"I Love those 'Magic Bullets!'
...I'm Immune to them!
And besides...
...they taste good!"
"These aren't hurting
that Microbe at all!
I'll take aim at that
carious predators wingeulus Bacterium
right
next to him!"
"Okay Guys...
I know that we're
new to the
Clinic and all,
but,
Let's show them
that,
even though we
are surrounded...
'We Can Do it!'"
"This is going to be Easy!...
I can
Swallow All Of Those
'Pip-Squeeks'
in one Gulp!"
Hey!... Is this one
a Friend
or a
Foe?
"Please...all of you injured in
the Dental Hygiene Wars...
...please come to
My Medical Tent,
so that we can
'Send You Back Out!'"
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